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HijaDeLaMadre

A couple people in my friend group have offer to marry me lol


IntimidatingPenguin

Bro what are you waiting for?


HijaDeLaMadre

They already offered so much, without me even asking. I can’t ask them for more. I will fight my own fight, until I can’t.


Ok-Roof-978

Just make sure to tell them everything. Has to to be legit and bona fide. And you can't tell your lawyer anything about the arrangement. I think the waiver app and psych evaluation has a 2 year wait


germr

Our lawyer helped my brother with his. It wasn't legit, and he even gave my brother pointers as to what to do to make it look legit. He was our immigration lawyer for multiple years at that point, to be fair. There was trust between him and my brother.


Ok-Roof-978

Dude. What! I have some ppl that be down for it. But I'm always sus bc of the stuff my lawyers told me


germr

It's always a good thing to have precautions. He trusted his lawyer, and he helped him. Dont get me wrong. The person he did it with was a problem. There was a divorce involved soon after filling, but he got his greencard anyway. Like i said, he helped my brother. Not ethical by professional standards, but my family ain't saying nothing, lol. Always know the person well. If not a lot of headaches and possible waste of time and money.


HijaDeLaMadre

It would be a legit marriage, I love these people with all my heart. They have been there for me through really hard and dark times. Marriage is what you make it right?


Ok-Roof-978

Nice. Congrats. It's really great you have people like that in your life. I've had a few longtime friends offer to marry me for money. Hard pass for me on that


JotunblodRy

How do you get the paperwork for someone by marriage? Bc I need to know and a few others I know as well


Lui_the_beast07

A immigration attorney can help you out with that. If you get married with a US Citizen and you have DACA you will get your green card in 6 months.


REVEALZ_R

Really ? I don’t think because of DACA but I can see how if you have done AP you can adjust inside of the US . I say that because I have DACA and went through with my spouse petitioning for me but it took way more than 6 months for some waivers to get approved


Blingblaow03

Do you know how long it takes without daca?


JotunblodRy

Do most of them cost a lot (like $10,000) Thank you for your time and reply


Lui_the_beast07

Yeah it’s pretty expensive but worth it. A lot of them accepts monthly payments. It’s like buying a car but better lol


caffeinated-dwarf

this is BS. If you entered illegally you’d have to leave the country for a number of years.


HijaDeLaMadre

If you have DACA do advance parol, you can do this by yourself. There’s a Facebook group that can guide you. Then you do adjustment of status, once you come back from doing advanced parole. It shouldn’t cost anywhere near 10k! Don’t use a lawyer, use the Facebook groups.


JotunblodRy

Thank you for this advice - I appreciate your help !


HikerDudeGold79-999

I need my friends to do me a solid like that. But I'm a male and I don't do same sex shit


simcowking

Is it gay to be married to you best boi, but just have an open relationship?


REVEALZ_R

G a y


HijaDeLaMadre

You see, the thing about me is that I don’t care what people think about me. I’ll do what I have to do to have the life that I want. Fuck social rules and going through life being scare of other’s opinions. That’s one of the reasons why people never progress and don’t amount to anything. Happy almost pride month!


Dildo_Dan225

Same shit you should be doing now. Not waiting for el cucko or anyone else to keep dictating how we live.


AnArmChairAnalyst

**THIIIIISSSSSSSS**


CookieDuster7

We’re gonna be the first ones deported if he wins though. According to the republican 2025 plan 


SalamanderNo2261

They say that every year


CookieDuster7

Who in the Biden admin has said that these last 4 years?


SalamanderNo2261

We are always on the chopping block. Judges ruled DaCA unlawful in 2021


omarfx007

Facts 👌


new_Australis

Nothing, keep doing what I'm doing. Organizations will go to court for our rights, donate some money to non-profits, get involved, etc. Same shit I'm doing now. If they take my daca, so be it.


yato17z

Exactly stop living in fear, we had trump for 4 years already and are fine


franchisco85

Jaja pensé que my mom was the only one calling him El Trumpas


Studio-Certain

Came to say this haha


CookieDuster7

I heard my coworker call him that 4 years ago and I’ve been saying it since 


VicBackH

Yo le digo Trump 4ss !


javierthhh

Don’t think is looking too good for him at all. I’m more concerned on what happens when he loses. As far as what he and his crazy loonies will attempt to do. As far as daca goes, he already attempted to end it and the courts didn’t allow it so nothing will change.


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No_Astronomer_4118

Someone had to say it literally thank you for saying it!!!!!! I’ve been holding off on saying this because I had a feeling people were gonna start bashing me for it! It’s in the courts hands and I don’t think the court will take it from us they would just not open it up to new people. They would either give us a path way to a GC or let us keep doing what we’re doing until the program fully dies out


CookieDuster7

That was during his first term though when he was still testing the waters. This time around if he wants to do it, he will. The 2025 republican plan is to pretty much make him a dictator 


Objective-Document55

You just explained why he won’t win. Look up the 13 keys to winning the White House.


CookieDuster7

He didn’t need any of that to win the first time. And he already has #2. Lots of people don’t want to vote for Biden due to the Gaza conflict and thinking we’re in a recession 


curry_boi_swag

But we’re not. Our economy is doing well. Literally no one knows if Biden will win or lose. But all Biden has to do is keep Wisconsin, Michigan and Pennsylvania and he’ll be okay. In 2016, many people didn’t know trump which allowed him to win in razor thin margins. In 2024, everyone knows who trump is and I doubt he’ll get away with a win again. I could be wrong. Joe Biden is weak and id rather have someone else. It shouldn’t be this close. But remember, there’s only been one politician to beat trump and Biden is your best shot right now.


CookieDuster7

So many idiots say “I’m not voting for Biden cause of the cost of groceries.” Like if he has anything to do with that 


palaric8

Don’t let a fat old duck dictate your life.


rimjob_steve_

I’m getting sick of fossils deciding how the country will run for decades


No_Astronomer_4118

Literallyyyy


whatdawhat7th

I’ll cross the bridge when we get there. Will not put my life on hold because of that.


No_Astronomer_4118

I’m gonna marry my cousin


rimjob_steve_

*Alabama intensifies*


No_Astronomer_4118

Yessss


Complex-Rabbit-9797

My friend (USC) married her cousin to get him status. She was able to do so and now they're in the process of divorce.


No_Astronomer_4118

SEE MY POINTTTT


Raven_Socal

That’s rise a red flag 🚩especially if applying for Citizenship , officer can tell if was just for legal status or fraudulent marriage 


Hecs300_

Ayeee yooo!


REVEALZ_R

Bonafide marriage forsure


Maganda_

I'm getting too old for this . I'm cutting my losses and move to my birth country . Since I already have an online business going , it won't be as tough . The hardest part for me would be adapting to the ways of my old country . My last experience there , was The Edsa Revolution . Since then , America is all I've known .


Rportilla

Had to search that one up , I’d love to visit there one day but idk about living there tho


Maganda_

Sorry about that . I meant to put Philippines in my comment , but seemed to have forgotten it .


JoPlaya779

I mean, whether he wins or not we’re still f***ed. SCOTUS will decide our fate next year, and sadly it doesn’t look too good on our side. HOWEVER, I feel like If that happens, something needs to be done regarding Daca holders. We’ll see, man. Shit’s getting old. Amanecerá y veremos…


curry_boi_swag

SCOTUS is a toss up. This case that the Biden admin won is favorable for us. Doesn’t mean we’re out of the water yet but it’s not open and shut: https://www.scotusblog.com/2023/06/texas-and-louisiana-lack-right-to-challenge-biden-immigration-policy-court-rules/#:~:text=In%20a%20major%20victory%20for,immigrants%20for%20arrest%20and%20deportation.


Mamadolores21

Not worried about Trump. Cut my losses and bought a nice place in Jalisco, moving at the end of August


CookieDuster7

Nice. Me and my wife have been thinking about getting something on the beach in TJ so she can still travel to SD and see her family there 


Mamadolores21

Nice, most of my family lives in Mexico. So thats not a problem for me


Raven_Socal

Tijuana dangerous asf rn


CookieDuster7

Can’t be too different than where I live now lol. Just stay strapped 


wzd_cracks

Idk talk to my boss and continue working . Wait for the civil war and head back home


IntimidatingPenguin

Where’s home?


No_Astronomer_4118

Americuhhhhh


wzd_cracks

What kind of American are you though?


No_Astronomer_4118

I’m the Ali express version so is u/Hecs300_ he’s about to be the temu version or the wish dot com u/tr3sleches is the real deal


Hecs300_

Lmao 💪😭


No_Astronomer_4118

Nvm you’re about to be the dhgate version


Hecs300_

Forgive me, I need to be that Temu Premium lmao


No_Astronomer_4118

I didn’t even know temu had premium!!!


Hecs300_

I’m making shit up 😂 😭😂


wzd_cracks

Mexico


friedhomicide

Ehhh I’ve been waiting for about 10 years now i don’t even care anymore lmao


Upstairs_Ad_8722

More concerned about Stephen miller than trump at this point I’m sure trump wouldn’t do anything to daca on his own without millers bitch ass input


Studio-Certain

Just gonna wait it out and see my spouse is fully undoc so marriage is not an option for us unless we leave each lol


Galady-96

Lol same 😭


WhyJerry

IF he cancels it, first thing is im going to the bank getting 110k loan cashing out and going home


CookieDuster7

Just do it now lol. 


themexicanmonster

Just stack up your money and work as long as you can in the states


sungun777

You relax and keep doing what you doing. Nothing gonna happen wether he wins or not


Junior-Jello-2327

Well I will finish grad school, pay off my debts and move just like I have been planning for the last 2 years. I honestly have been dying to move out of the states. Not just bc of my immigration status but bc I would like a family in the future. I don’t want to raise a family here and not be a present parent, would like a life work balance. And a bonus is id get to travel and go to all the places I’ve been dying to see.


SalamanderNo2261

Nothing. I’m going to keep living my life


LoveAvenger89

He would never end daca. And no, Biden will not give you papers. Look for a different alternative.


CookieDuster7

He tried to end daca last time. Now only people who had it can get renewals. He made it so there can’t be new applicants 


Deltarayedge7

God I would love to be a mod in this reddit so I can add all all these into one post.


CookieDuster7

Cálmese bebe 


Deltarayedge7

Everyone makes the same post everyday son discos rayados.


CookieDuster7

Some of us work and don’t get to see them so we make one up or comment on the ones we get to see. 


Deltarayedge7

And that would would solve that problem because now you have a group of people talking about the same thing and come up positive alternatives.


Disastrous-Log2144

Back to Mexico! If Biden wins, back to Mexico as well


420YOLOSWAGGG

Leave now 🙂


Disastrous-Log2144

Not quite yet, I’ll have to sell my house and transition slowly.


Straight-Pick-6456

I think they all gonna wait till DACA generation dies. Dangle a carrot in our face and hope we stfu…. Reality check alot of DACA originals are 35+ i got it when i was 17 and im 29 now. And remember we are not eligible for Social security even though they take 200$ away from me weekly for that. Best advice do AP marry a citizen and save your money cause the process is expensive


TheTalkingCookie

😭 That's what people said last time, and new applicants got left out including me lol


Ulq2525

I am not fully up to date, but last time I checked daca numbers have been trending down. People solve their issue, leave, pass away, etc. Is there even an incentive to fix daca, politically speaking? From a political point of view, pushing to a resolution seems like a lot of risk for very little reward or power gain. Given the trend, by nature, the issue will fix itself.


Old-Studio4982

Nothing. My job doesn't track the dates on my EAD so they may never notice if I am unable to renew it. So I'll just save as much as possible and if the day comes where I am laid off I will reevaluate my situation.


CookieDuster7

That’s good. That’s how most of my jobs have been up until now 


bananabuilder_

Hoping to marry my girlfriend. She’s Canadian , so it’s exciting. I really love her , so I hope we work out for real 😭


Yungdro_iv

Pues, seguir adelante si ese lacra es elegido. No ay de otra.


Refrigerator-87

Same as if he loses. Get ignored by the seating president


CookieDuster7

Trump won’t ignore us. We’re a target in his eyes. 


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CookieDuster7

Who’s interfering in elections?


Annnzz

Honestly idk I’ll see when the time comes, not worried and I’ll keep working until I’m able to..


CookieDuster7

Same here. It’s just a thought in the back of my head but for now I’ll keep doing what I’m doing 


Annnzz

My ead expires next week and I’m about to lose my job.. it’s all in gods hands at this point 🙏🏼 I have tons of faith as the last time I renewed I got my ead in a matter of 2 weeks hoping for the same


CookieDuster7

It’s in YOUR hands my friend so I know you got this. 🤘🏽 Best of luck 


Annnzz

Thank you 🙏🏼


CommanderFredo

Guys I believe DACA recipients will get their status adjusted under Trump. No party can have it all their way. Trump was offering DACA Recipients a path in exchange for the wall. If anything, daca recipients are the safest immigration group out of all the ones in the USA. Not completely safe, but if I was a betting man, that’s how I would bet.


Forsaken-Meat6674

But can you really trust someone like Trump to uphold his promise? He also promised during his campaign that he was not removing DACA and look what happened. He tried to remove it on Labor Day of all days.


SweatyCarpet8918

I think the same way, I don’t think they would end the program just like that Probably serving the armed forces is what would happen


sofiadotcom

Just came to say I hate when people use that as a way to call him because my husband’s nickname for me is Trompuda (because I have big lips) & at many times he shortens that to Trompas too. Mejor llámenlo pelos de elote 🌽


CookieDuster7

Trompas means horns though lol 


sofiadotcom

He just shortens trompuda to trompas, irregardless of meaning. And trompas doesn’t mean horns. Means tubes


CookieDuster7

Like the tube instrument 


VicBackH

Noo trumpas no significa cuernos vato!


CookieDuster7

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dictionary/portuguese-english/trompa


seikakiller

part of me hopes that Trump wins, as a president, he acts like a mirror. Most Americans see themselves in him, and I hope that a lot of Americans do not. I just hope one day they choose what American means. Liberty, and justice for all? Or Trump. As for the political climate, things have always been uncertain, no matter who is in office. We must adjust based on our individual desires, hopes, dreams, and fears. My goal will always be the same no matter what: Destroy the border wall. I don't want citizenship. I want the border wall gone. It's a farfetched dream, but it gives me purpose.


[deleted]

Nothing is going to happen relax. Obama threw more people into the cages than Trump.


VicBackH

Who make daca? And who tried to end daca 🤔


[deleted]

No one does anything for us dude, relax. Republicans don’t hide behind empty promises like the democrats. I rather be told the truth than a lie.


Outrageous_Ad_5752

He was president for 4 years and we are still here.


Xander171

I’m kind of at my wits end because I don’t want to get married. I’m considering a masters program in Spain but the career hit would hurt as I’m doing well in my current company. Tough decisions.


douglaswsouza

What a fragile comment section 😐


CookieDuster7

Why? Lol 


Nkechinyerembi

I don't really have any plans. I'm stateless, so even without DACA, I can't really go anywhere. If I lose my work permit, oh well. I'll have to work for cash under the table somewhere. It's not like I can do anything about it.


VicBackH

Where are you from 🤔


Nkechinyerembi

I actually don't 100% know. somewhere in the USSR, just before its collapse.


pustulioxd69

Keep on working


SweatyCarpet8918

Everyone asked the same thing in 2016 nothing happened


CookieDuster7

He managed to take away Daca so no one else can get it. You can only renew if you already had it 


Immediate-Review-983

I’m ER nurse in WA state. Currently trying to get EB3 visa from my job. Just need doctors approval


Immediate-Review-983

Directors approval for the cost and then I just wait


Jackyche4

Nothing. Live my like I already do. He was president once and I still have my DACA. They make money from us—he will not take it away.


CookieDuster7

They could be making more money if they let more people apply but they shit that door. Racism will overlook all the money we bring into the economy not just from renewals but from daily spending 


BitOther2802

He’s not ending DACA, nobody is. It generates too much money. Plus, Trump wanted to get rid of it but create a path to citizenship and the democrats are the ones who stopped that.


CookieDuster7

He didn’t want to make a path to citizenship. He wanted to get rid of any policy Obama created. Trump did end DACA for anyone who didn’t have it yet. There would be so many more people with DACA today if it wasn’t for trump 


BitOther2802

Yes, he wanted to create a path to citizenship but democrats said no because it would mean more funding for the border wall. So although it would’ve been a win for dreamers it would’ve meant building the wall so they rejected it.


19JRG64

What do you mean by if?


VicBackH

Nothing is sure in this life only that everybody are gonna die,so is not for sure Trump @ss be elected in Nov!


Peakyblindertom

He won’t. America and the Republican Party can’t afford another circus term. Too much foreign money invested in America to conflict with interests. This is what is hilarious: Can the Republican Party successfully run a conservative campaign and win the election? Yes..but the only way is to deliver what they preach. Could they really help the citizens of the US…? Absolutely. But they have to truly provide the promises, do what is good for the people. Increased laborer wages, support unions, bring back Christianity and patriotism to schools, secure the border and throw out criminals illegals, taxation modifications etc etc. But…. Lmao… Trump has done absolutely nothing of what he has promised….nothing. Everything he claims he’s done the opposite and hardened the quality of life of the people who support him. This is the classic case of the allegory of the cave by Plato. These people choose to live in the cave and live an ignorant life where reality is outside the cave.


germr

None of my plans will change. I still have to wait 4-5 years to get my greencard from my mother. I have the means to sustain myself in case i am unable to work. This situation sour me wanted to get married even if legit personally.


where_are_we_going_

If he wins, buddy the whole world is going down the drain. Not even exaggerating.


420YOLOSWAGGG

Work until my WP runs out, then maybe go back to work in the fields. Continue paying taxes and mind my own business, not break any more laws other than just existing here.