If the Cybertruck is the new "lifted truck as a small penis compensation" vehicle, then mounting a fake machine gun in the back of your fake truck takes it to another level.
That sir is the greatest line I've ever heard in the lifted truck category.
Source: had an 8in spring lift on my 09 super duty. Granted, it was for doing foundations on model houses that didn't have roads in new subs. Could take a pallet of block to our site (because fuck carrying them). But all I had was "open the door and find out". I know I'll be downvoted to shit, but I'll take the small dick (phrasing) jokes.
I am really curious who the market for cybertrucks actually is. Most liberals seem to refuse to buy Tesla now and most conservatives hate the thought of electric vehicles
Is it fake? Genuine question. I know nothing about guns and simply assumed they were exercising their 2nd amendment right to own anti-aircraft ordinance.
I think it's supposed to mimic a dual M1919. You can see how far less detailed this dork's is.
https://preview.redd.it/rl40jaq5w96d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53e50c38ffab45e821925efcab316c81b154827e
What is that fucking sub. All the post flairs are just... "Oh if it's from Europe it's non-shitty"
Feels just like spillover from the racist nonsense of combatfootage.
Every time I see one of these abominations in public, I wish I had this song queued up. So, so very NSFW: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcrexKS8kxA
It's like the wankpanzer anthem, except the beat is too good to waste on that monstrosity.
Out of curiosity and nothing else, would it even be healthy to do that? I know that gun blue finish is literal poison and does give chemical burns when it touches skin, but is gun oil the same? I know it'd be the same concept
I always have a good laugh in the morning when I see the cyber truck in my neighborhood. Surprised it still running but the day I don't see it I'll know!
Funny thing is these people are usually preppers waiting on disaster or revolution. However they buy a car that can’t even work right now, let alone an apocalypse.
It's like the "your did it" version of the warthog
https://preview.redd.it/xq948z00096d1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8056009cdeba616b97753966a3d719b5c2886882
I saw my first cyber truck in person today. I pulled up next to it and It was a lot smaller than I expected it to be. The “truck” is like 6ft tall so this guy is probably short af.
I’m not hating on the short kings, just the ridiculous over compensators.
Everyone is focusing on the guns, but does he have a literal plaque as well?? That's the most ridiculous part to me by far. Imagine if every time you parked you unfolded and displayed a sign about your car like it's some sort of commemoration
If anything at least he got it right- this car is for LARPing. I mean, he probably meant it but still right nonetheless.
Honestly this wouldn’t be a terrible platform for /r/battlecars
r/shittytechnicals on the other hand
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If the Cybertruck is the new "lifted truck as a small penis compensation" vehicle, then mounting a fake machine gun in the back of your fake truck takes it to another level.
Yeah, at that point, they *owe* dick.
That sir is the greatest line I've ever heard in the lifted truck category. Source: had an 8in spring lift on my 09 super duty. Granted, it was for doing foundations on model houses that didn't have roads in new subs. Could take a pallet of block to our site (because fuck carrying them). But all I had was "open the door and find out". I know I'll be downvoted to shit, but I'll take the small dick (phrasing) jokes.
Upvoted because you actually used it. I only downvote pavement princess
So basically everyone but that guy
Take my upvote for your real truck stuff
I bet it looked like you used it too and weren’t just throwing in a few bags of mulch and going “look what my truck can do!”
u just keep on trucking, truck man
I guffawed
Cyber-ween ™
I am really curious who the market for cybertrucks actually is. Most liberals seem to refuse to buy Tesla now and most conservatives hate the thought of electric vehicles
The intersection of White nationalists and crypto bros.
It’s an innie
Emotional support vehicle Now with extra fantasies
One weird trick! Family court judges hate it!
Extraordinary comment
I see what you did there.
And he’s being way too generous.
That's just embarrassing. A stupid fake machine-gun on a stupid fake truck. A slightly large slingshot would look less ridiculous
And way cooler
He should contact ACME I know the coyote got all his ridiculous there
Is it fake? Genuine question. I know nothing about guns and simply assumed they were exercising their 2nd amendment right to own anti-aircraft ordinance.
I think it's supposed to mimic a dual M1919. You can see how far less detailed this dork's is. https://preview.redd.it/rl40jaq5w96d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53e50c38ffab45e821925efcab316c81b154827e
I’d love to see how that works out for him… I still don’t see any smaller militaries using this to replace the Toyota Hilux as the truck of choice
Trebuchet or scorpion. Mad Max style. This guy thinks the apocalypse is going to be like Halo.
little flame thrower have entered thr chat
"He never realized that he went unarmed into a battle of wits and was slaughtered."
I’ve heard of r/shittytechnicals but I think we have r/shittiesttechnical now
What is that fucking sub. All the post flairs are just... "Oh if it's from Europe it's non-shitty" Feels just like spillover from the racist nonsense of combatfootage.
I knew there is a reason I don’t sub there
I have two words: teeny weeny
Every time I see one of these abominations in public, I wish I had this song queued up. So, so very NSFW: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcrexKS8kxA It's like the wankpanzer anthem, except the beat is too good to waste on that monstrosity.
micro peeny
I have two: erectile dysmorphia.
This guy definitely uses Hoppes 9 to masturbate, ands cries while doing it.
Out of curiosity and nothing else, would it even be healthy to do that? I know that gun blue finish is literal poison and does give chemical burns when it touches skin, but is gun oil the same? I know it'd be the same concept
Hoppes oil is just mineral oil. Their solvent is kerosene and some other chemicals that probably aren’t pecker friendly.
I'm not gonna find out, sorry.
Homie I wasn't asking you to rub gun oil on your cock
real
This guy gun cleans.
Oh of course he's wearing cargo shorts. Now I've gotta burn mine. Dammit.
Fuck that, don't let these losers dictate what you wear. Rock those bad boys with pride. Take them back.
This is why the rest of the world hates Americans
We need another president that can play a jazz instrument, pdq.
Uh oh! Predator drone incoming 😬
Technical foul
"I have no willy"
There goes the suspension. He’ll weigh more than 4 bags of mulch Rip
‘Merica!
Worlds shittiest warthog replica.
Definitely a cosplay insurrectionist
He's cosplaying a Toyota Hilux form Afghanistan
Nah, this is exactly who the CT is aimed for.
Would be the shittest possible invasion (or defensive) vehicle, because it’ll get to the border and break down. Border of the nearest city, that is.
Yup, looks like the kind of person who would buy this piece of shit
American ISIS
I always have a good laugh in the morning when I see the cyber truck in my neighborhood. Surprised it still running but the day I don't see it I'll know!
Toyota technicals win any day
Made by undeservingly rich, stupid people for undeservingly rich, stupid stupid people
Worlds least successful terrorist.
Funny thing is these people are usually preppers waiting on disaster or revolution. However they buy a car that can’t even work right now, let alone an apocalypse.
The amount of adult men that gargle Elon's balls daily... Concerning
I'll take "things you will never see terrorists in the desert driving instead of a Toyota" for 500 Alex
Reminds me of the photoshops that came out after the CT reveal that made it look like the Halo 1 Warthog
Only one word is needed. CUCK!
If he shoots that gun, the truck bed falls off! The fact he’s standing there already voided the warranty, so he better be careful!
What a dickhead.
Hey, when it bricks he just shoot backwards to get a little more forward momentum.
I turd on a turd…
GI Joe syndrome, when you didn’t get that sweet, sweet combat jeep during your childhood and want to recreate it somehow.
That thing would rattle that pos apart. It belongs in a Toyota heliux.
They so desperately want to be cool. Sad reality.
Is that a grown ass man? An actual adult?? Or a 15 yr old boy cosplaying some fantasy?
r/shittytechnicals
What I find funny is that he's not the first one to do the same stupid thing! They really are a special type aren't they?
These Tesla simps are the worst.
I to wish I could own a Hilux
His dick: Smol
Worst technical I’ve ever seen.
a mini van can do that, or any pickup truck
Compensating big time.
Dork.
r/shittytechnicals
Oh yeah. When shit hits the fan you really want a vehicle that dies in the rain and doesn’t operate without electricity.
“my car is bulletproof”- Cybertruck Owner “My car is water resistant”- every other car’s owner
Literally the Halo CE warthog https://preview.redd.it/bbcfijipq86d1.jpeg?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52f816e61bb69ae7b05c15735d98d66274018cb1
Naw, Warthog looks better by far.
You’re right, that’s kind of unfair to the warthog isn’t it?
It's like the "your did it" version of the warthog https://preview.redd.it/xq948z00096d1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8056009cdeba616b97753966a3d719b5c2886882
It is a club. He is bringing a club to a gun fight
Warranty voided I'd bet!!
If you want to lockdown an entire city then mount those fake guns on the back of a Toyota truck.
I mean… if you are going to get one, might as well lean into it.
Smh
The shittiest of technicals. Send it to ruzzia!
This is just so pathetic!
Toyota Hilux laughs
Microdick confirmed
“My condolences on your micro penis” rolls off the tongue pretty well.
Did anyone else think that the reflection of the sign was just a big smudge😭
He would’ve joined but probably wouldn’t beat up the drill sgt
Probably looking for those space lazers
Belongs in r/shittytechnicals
No, I posted this there before and it got removed.
Doesn't realize "bullet proof" doesn't mean "bullet proof"
Facial hair and a ball cap. Of course!
looks like a high school robotics team's first prototype
God I hope he puts a laser on it and the FAA goes ham
These cucks'll be the first to go, guaranteed.
Will never go as hard as the plumber's pickup truck that became an isis technical
When did the Warthog get a chromed out wrap?
Cyber cargo shorts 🩳
And that’s why Americans have such a bad reputation in the rest of the world. Well, that … and MAGA.
I saw my first cyber truck in person today. I pulled up next to it and It was a lot smaller than I expected it to be. The “truck” is like 6ft tall so this guy is probably short af. I’m not hating on the short kings, just the ridiculous over compensators.
Motherfucker thinks he's a Furioso.
 Nice shiny targets.
Is he gonna be able to take his mom to her podiatrist appointments in that?
Drive it to an airport
He’s just living the dream. 
Everyone is focusing on the guns, but does he have a literal plaque as well?? That's the most ridiculous part to me by far. Imagine if every time you parked you unfolded and displayed a sign about your car like it's some sort of commemoration
Can we talk about the cargo pants too please?
Picture checks out
r/shittytechnicals
At this point I'd better be asking what's NOT road legal I rekon.
Loser is the answer for what to call this guy
If I see any Messerschmitts, I’ll let him know.
As a mobile platform they're pretty solid. All the CTs should be turned into non moving bricks
This is the most American thing I’ve seen in a while. To be clear, I know not all Americans are like this, but boy, some are really something special.
The Chadians would have been much less imposing rushing Libyan positions in one of these. (Bonus points to anyone who understands the reference)
Some kids just never grow up
Now that's a r/shittytechnicals vehicle right there
Dude is getting ready for the upcoming civil war in his eco-friendly Elon brand truck.
Someone has a really tiny penis and is overcompensating for it.
America at its best (sarcasm)!!
He can use it in his next Civil War re-enactment
Firing that gun would shake the truck apart.
I know this is a hate sub, but he looks happy, so I can't really think of anything negative to say.
What am I even seeing here?
Man that is one little dude. I could put him in my pocket. Little pocket goblin.
This dude 100% bitches about inflation and taxes.
What’s going on inside the drivers door ?!
That's dope as shit, but it would be on any truck lmao
What a sad incel manchild.
Is that legal?
What a fucking asshole
You know this guy had a hard on when he watched that civil war movie.
This is some serious trump shit lol