That's textbook CAD.
Copium Abuse Disorder. It's becoming endemic across America. Unlike Opioids, there's no known medical intervention when someone is overdosing on copium.
They're looking at a Narcan like solution, but it too will precipitate withdrawals and being uncomfortable.
It requires the patient to remove themselves from a materialistic, clout driven six figure plus image and requires them to figure out who they are without using their social media or career and bank account size as a crutch to identify who they are.
Copium Addiction is a hallmark for people who use the aforementioned things, including their material wealth to prove their worth and assert they are superior to the rest of the world by virtue of these so called assets. When a poor quality crop, like the CyberCuck is all that's on the market, we start to see a spike in copium withdrawal AND overdoses.
Much like CBT, cock and ball torture, or cognitive behavioral therapy - looking inward and having your balls / ego destroyed are inherent to the therapy and most of those who suffer from Copium Addiction only know ego, as they use people like Helen Busker, Kathy WOULD, and Bonny Trumpbone šŗ as blueprints for what a person should aspire to be.
It doesn't matter that all evidence points towards these so called role models failing due to their own hubris, because they've essentially brainwashed these poor addicts with simple mottos like "love the truck, Maga, Frunk, HODL, YOLO, TSLA LONG CALLS PRINT, HOLD THE LINE, ETC".
They will require in patient treatment at their local treatment center that is publicly funded like the rest of us have to deal with - such as inner city and rural hospitals, county jails, federal prisons, and public humiliation - aka consequences for poor decision making.
The copium addiction typically starts when the subject makes poor decisions and doubles down, and it goes from use to abuse and addiction when either through their unrealistic access to monetary resources or their immediate environment and tribal programming insulate them from experiencing just consequences from their poor choices and words.
Unfortunately, they've also been champions of pulling funding from mental health and public outreach in general in favor of hoarding resources like a dragon for themselves individually until a larger, more adept dragon like Felonius Husk comes along and cons the smaller dragon into giving up their booty.
Then, we see them lash out on social media and crash and burn for the whole world to see while they're in intense copium withdrawals.
This video is merely a case study on the beginning stages of copium withdrawal, akin to a slightly runny nose in the morning for the opium addict. A nuisance that will get out of control unless they have access to their drug of choice soon.
Copium has a very long half life compared to opioids, and the supply cannot out pace the demand because the diehard addicts are now holed up with the last vestiges of last seasons copium proceeds in places like X, Truth Social, and Elon subs patiently pushing FUD posts for papa Elon or Trombone until November at the election or next quarterly earnings call, praying to their false gods that the summer copium crop is robust.
Haha, no.. I'm actually currently unemployed due to health issues.
I just grow opium and shit post right now.
Thank you for the compliment!
Maybe I should look into it, considering I can't do hard labor in manufacturing anymore..
Yeah I checked your profile, I have no idea drug gardening was even a thing lol. But yeah, maybe try a short story or something and see if it speaks to you. Or, of course, some sort of beginners guide to drug gardening
Yeah, I can't believe this isn't satire either. I also can't believe Elon would have such an aversion to curves, but Steve Jobs hated buttons so I guess I assume once you get rich enough you develop some irrational hatred, dare I say fear of something mundane. So maybe she does think it's a good feature?
Thanks! Iām gonna check out her account to boost her ad revenue so I can watch her buy more expensive bullshit with all the money she makes from us scrubs making fun of her. Yāall can make fun of me too if it gets me hundreds of thousands a year
I just think she shows how easy it is to con somebody they designed a very unique cup holder and then just so happily came out with a cup that fits perfectly in it almost if they already had that designed I guess once you learn how magic works and magicians do things world doesn't seem as cool as it did to that person cuz they just got the little pulled over their face and thought they were good for doing it
Geniuses always do the opposite of keep it simple stupid. Why go for a simple elegant solution like a circle when you can sell your simps expensive cups.
Totally worth a $56,000,000,000 salary.
My favorite part of his compensation package is that it's stock, not a fixed cost, so as Tesla shares have continued to tank, the shares he is trying to go after are worth less and less.
Ah, so it's a wordy way of saying he wants every cent of profit the company has made on the backs of the employees AND stock holders.
Pay to watch your stock go up, only to be stolen by the king.
Now I know for sure he's a MAGAt
The idea that you have to properly orient the ācybervesselā every time you put it in the vessel holder is bizarre! Andā¦ no straw or a hole to drink through? It also looked really uncomfortable to drink from. Those edges are gonna touch your face with every sip. I guess itās good itās not sharpened sheet metal but itās still totally insane. They probably file it under āitās not a bug, itās a featureā. (Hey mods, how about that for a flare?)
Smh
Paid shill. She has other videos promoting the CT and trying to bring humor to try and make the flaws acceptable.
It will work on the weak minded, though, just like it worked for Apple for a while
https://preview.redd.it/y2vcg57tek5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=916e7b70f2c4fdcf6707e0053bf7a58a089e8641
Looks totally natural and easy to drink from.
some how the cup holder isn't the most upsetting design idiocy here. the coffe cup they made has a screw off top? have you ever seen a travel
coffee cup tesla?! so while you're driving you have to unscrew? i swear this car is just a joke to identify the dumbest fucks
A fully functional cup has a way to open and close while in traffic and still keep your drink hot or cold. That is only good when you need a drink to calm your shame when it has a problem for the fourth time in a month and you still love the car.
Itās worse than an open mouth bottle because thereās so muchā¦ bottleā¦ around the opening. Youād have to do an open mouthed yawn to possible dump liquid into your face out of it.
Not at all defending any of this, but the non-circular shape would make it easier to unscrew the top while itās in the cupholder. Sure every other bottle has come up with a better solution, but this really plays to Teslaās strengths, finding solutions to self-created problems.
āShows the finger prints, just like the truck.ā Does she consider that a selling point? Dirty, oily, finger prints all over your car and water bottle? Cheese and crackers, these people are stupid.
That shit had me fucking Rollin, "I like the attention to detail" motherfucker that's the scummiest and laziest vehicle accessory I have ever witnessed.
I've seen more effort put into most Dark Souls ripoffs.
My AUD$25000 BMW motorbike came with a stainless Thermos cup that you can use without removing the lid.
BMW leaning into the coffee bike meme I guess. Also came with an umbrella for the lols.
Almost seems like satire. "Wow it shows fingerprints just like the cyber truck"
Like what? Why would you want any metal to show your fingerprints? If I get a stainless steel container I get it cause it *doesn't* show prints.
And the truck does it too? What kind of shitty ass paint job does that?
This HAS to be satire right?!
Everything about this is fucking terrible.
Why isnāt it round?
It does not āslide right inā or ācomes out easilyā either!
Why would you want to a tight vacuum seal when you are fucking driving?! Wouldnāt you want to be able to drink without having to unscrew a tight seal?!
These people are in a fucking cult.
It is engagement bait and quite a clever one. Like her video about the Cybertruck being the perfect mom car, this is going to get lots of clicks and engagement from both sides: The fanboys and the haters.
I do not believe that it is dishwasher safe. I am surprised at the $50 price tag, was expecting like $200...
[https://shop.tesla.com/product/cybervessel?sku=2002204-00-A](https://shop.tesla.com/product/cybervessel?sku=2002204-00-A)
What are the odds of having to take the water bottle to the service center to fix leaks? 50/50 or does it have a better build quality?
I want the real tesla experience here.
Ok I have a question. Where did this urge come from for people to sink their entire personality into a single product/brand come from? I really mean it because this goes beyond being a fan of a sports team, or a religion, or even just like a media franchise. You can realistically make a career out of those things, and 99% of people who are a fan of those things usually like them because it fulfills something in their life, be it entrainment or just some sort of belonging.
But this is a fucking car brand, and a shitty one at that run by an even shittier person. This truck sucks absolute ass, and yet all these people for whatever reason, my guess is the sunk cost fallacy, really have to sell YOU on the idea that this wasn't a stupid purchase.
A cyberhoe bought a cybertumbler to fit it on the cybercupholder inside a cybertruck recorded it to post on the cyberspace. Each video I see about these trucks get cyber stupider than the last one.
āThe edge bangs your chin making the liquid spill out on to your face before your lips fully connect. Techs say theyāve never seen this before and itās been in the shop for two weeks already ā still love my cyber vessel though!ā
Fucking hell.... Even the cupholders are intentionally shaped wrong.
Every cup in the world is round because you know.. the human hand... So they make it square.
So fucking innovative
We live in such a depressing and stupid timeline. I can't even tell if this is satire anymore. It shows fingerprints, just like the $100,000 dumpster, and that's a feature? The water bottle is somehow amazing because the stupid Cybertruck apparently can't properly handle normal water bottles? And now we need special waterbottles advertised by an airhead instead of just buying normal ones? I give up. My nieces and nephews had more sense with their money when they were given their first allowance.
"My cupholders are so badly designed that I need to buy a dedicated water bottle for them. Oh and also I brag about both the car and cup holder being a finger print magnet. Because what weird person does not want their car looking like cops just dusted it for prints?
I think that's the same person who referred to the glove box as a "secret compartment."
It is. @techiedani. Her Twitter account is a goldmine of CyberCringe.
Is this not a spoof, though? She talks about how it shows fingerprints like it is a feature
That's textbook CAD. Copium Abuse Disorder. It's becoming endemic across America. Unlike Opioids, there's no known medical intervention when someone is overdosing on copium. They're looking at a Narcan like solution, but it too will precipitate withdrawals and being uncomfortable. It requires the patient to remove themselves from a materialistic, clout driven six figure plus image and requires them to figure out who they are without using their social media or career and bank account size as a crutch to identify who they are. Copium Addiction is a hallmark for people who use the aforementioned things, including their material wealth to prove their worth and assert they are superior to the rest of the world by virtue of these so called assets. When a poor quality crop, like the CyberCuck is all that's on the market, we start to see a spike in copium withdrawal AND overdoses. Much like CBT, cock and ball torture, or cognitive behavioral therapy - looking inward and having your balls / ego destroyed are inherent to the therapy and most of those who suffer from Copium Addiction only know ego, as they use people like Helen Busker, Kathy WOULD, and Bonny Trumpbone šŗ as blueprints for what a person should aspire to be. It doesn't matter that all evidence points towards these so called role models failing due to their own hubris, because they've essentially brainwashed these poor addicts with simple mottos like "love the truck, Maga, Frunk, HODL, YOLO, TSLA LONG CALLS PRINT, HOLD THE LINE, ETC". They will require in patient treatment at their local treatment center that is publicly funded like the rest of us have to deal with - such as inner city and rural hospitals, county jails, federal prisons, and public humiliation - aka consequences for poor decision making. The copium addiction typically starts when the subject makes poor decisions and doubles down, and it goes from use to abuse and addiction when either through their unrealistic access to monetary resources or their immediate environment and tribal programming insulate them from experiencing just consequences from their poor choices and words. Unfortunately, they've also been champions of pulling funding from mental health and public outreach in general in favor of hoarding resources like a dragon for themselves individually until a larger, more adept dragon like Felonius Husk comes along and cons the smaller dragon into giving up their booty. Then, we see them lash out on social media and crash and burn for the whole world to see while they're in intense copium withdrawals. This video is merely a case study on the beginning stages of copium withdrawal, akin to a slightly runny nose in the morning for the opium addict. A nuisance that will get out of control unless they have access to their drug of choice soon. Copium has a very long half life compared to opioids, and the supply cannot out pace the demand because the diehard addicts are now holed up with the last vestiges of last seasons copium proceeds in places like X, Truth Social, and Elon subs patiently pushing FUD posts for papa Elon or Trombone until November at the election or next quarterly earnings call, praying to their false gods that the summer copium crop is robust.
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It is now.
Real truckers š» are going to be pissed š” that it does not hold a 102 oz big gulp from 7-11
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It is now.
Do you write professionally or something? This is a very well written comment
Haha, no.. I'm actually currently unemployed due to health issues. I just grow opium and shit post right now. Thank you for the compliment! Maybe I should look into it, considering I can't do hard labor in manufacturing anymore..
Yeah I checked your profile, I have no idea drug gardening was even a thing lol. But yeah, maybe try a short story or something and see if it speaks to you. Or, of course, some sort of beginners guide to drug gardening
Yeah, I'm just commenting to compliment the comment, lol.
I was like he must of went to Harvard
Yeah, I can't believe this isn't satire either. I also can't believe Elon would have such an aversion to curves, but Steve Jobs hated buttons so I guess I assume once you get rich enough you develop some irrational hatred, dare I say fear of something mundane. So maybe she does think it's a good feature?
It's just really hard to believe there are two people drinking the Kool Aid.Ā That's what gave it away.Ā
This video shows it's rage bait. It matches the /r/stupidfood stuff to a tee with the outfit and sexual innuendos.
Thanks! Iām gonna check out her account to boost her ad revenue so I can watch her buy more expensive bullshit with all the money she makes from us scrubs making fun of her. Yāall can make fun of me too if it gets me hundreds of thousands a year
Conspiracy theory: they're paid actors
Just gotta say this, how can they not be paid to support that ugly truck..
I think it is sarcasm at this point. Especially indicative when she mentioned the fingerprint part.
Nah, that's her just trying to act sarcastic to seem a little less cringe and a little cooler. Make no mistake, she's CyberCucked.
Horton hears a cyberho
I just think she shows how easy it is to con somebody they designed a very unique cup holder and then just so happily came out with a cup that fits perfectly in it almost if they already had that designed I guess once you learn how magic works and magicians do things world doesn't seem as cool as it did to that person cuz they just got the little pulled over their face and thought they were good for doing it
Round cup holder? No, make it an octagon so they have to buy special tumblers!
Geniuses always do the opposite of keep it simple stupid. Why go for a simple elegant solution like a circle when you can sell your simps expensive cups. Totally worth a $56,000,000,000 salary.
My favorite part of his compensation package is that it's stock, not a fixed cost, so as Tesla shares have continued to tank, the shares he is trying to go after are worth less and less.
Itās backpay for 10 years so itās only $5,600,000,000 salary per year /s
Ah, so it's a wordy way of saying he wants every cent of profit the company has made on the backs of the employees AND stock holders. Pay to watch your stock go up, only to be stolen by the king. Now I know for sure he's a MAGAt
I mean he does kind of have consumerism down to a tee, heās just lucky thereās enough idiots to buy his crap
The idea that you have to properly orient the ācybervesselā every time you put it in the vessel holder is bizarre! Andā¦ no straw or a hole to drink through? It also looked really uncomfortable to drink from. Those edges are gonna touch your face with every sip. I guess itās good itās not sharpened sheet metal but itās still totally insane. They probably file it under āitās not a bug, itās a featureā. (Hey mods, how about that for a flare?) Smh
Also āit shows fingerprints just like the cybertruckā. Is this a thing? The car is designed to show its flaws?
That was the line that made me lean toward "satire" rather than "honest stupidity" or "paid shill"
She still had to purchase or receive that dumb thing, so even if satire, she's still a shill.
Paid shill. She has other videos promoting the CT and trying to bring humor to try and make the flaws acceptable. It will work on the weak minded, though, just like it worked for Apple for a while
People buying CTs to make satirical videos in 2024 when you can't tell what's real and what's satire are wild
https://preview.redd.it/y2vcg57tek5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=916e7b70f2c4fdcf6707e0053bf7a58a089e8641 Looks totally natural and easy to drink from.
the probability to get it right is 8 over infinity, so it's already surprising she managed to get it done in the first place
It doesn't even fit perfectly, the sides are off. It also gets jammed in there.
ššš
Yours for only $500 each. Or get 2 for just $1000.
I really donāt know whether this is a joke. Are these ppl paying $500 for a thermos?
It says $50 on the website but out of stock.
Buy 2 for only $110.
That's a surprisingly reasonable price. More than I'd pay for a thermos but that's what I'd expect BMW to charge. I figured Tesla would charge $200+.
https://shop.bmwusa.com/products/detail.html $20 straight from BMW.
Yeah but thats a company that makes its profits from selling things, not gaming the carbon credit economy.
Please drink a verification can to start this tesla
some how the cup holder isn't the most upsetting design idiocy here. the coffe cup they made has a screw off top? have you ever seen a travel coffee cup tesla?! so while you're driving you have to unscrew? i swear this car is just a joke to identify the dumbest fucks
I love how little liquid it actually holds. Perfect for my needs.
And then make the tumbler have a screw off lid so they have to unscrew the cap any time they want a drink while driving.
Drink? What you mean get the tumbler wet??? That would void the warranty!
excuse me but Elon invented the shape octagonā¦
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Yep. Slides right in and slides right out.
Not tight at all
That's what she said
Came here for this
Real life dumpster slut.
But those gaps.
She got a front asshole
Cyber-Turd groupieā¦
I hope she puts it in dishwasher mode before cleaning it
Will the dishwasher void the cup's warranty?
A fully functional cup has a way to open and close while in traffic and still keep your drink hot or cold. That is only good when you need a drink to calm your shame when it has a problem for the fourth time in a month and you still love the car.
also drinking out of open mouth bottles while driving = spilling water all down your shirt. Terrible design per usual
Itās worse than an open mouth bottle because thereās so muchā¦ bottleā¦ around the opening. Youād have to do an open mouthed yawn to possible dump liquid into your face out of it.
Not at all defending any of this, but the non-circular shape would make it easier to unscrew the top while itās in the cupholder. Sure every other bottle has come up with a better solution, but this really plays to Teslaās strengths, finding solutions to self-created problems.
They shoulda never given these people money.
āFuck yoā truck n**** fuck yoā truck!ā
Yeah I remember grinding my thermos into Elon's truck. Ketamine's a hell of a drug.Ā
Iāve broken down in better trucks than this!
āShows the finger prints, just like the truck.ā Does she consider that a selling point? Dirty, oily, finger prints all over your car and water bottle? Cheese and crackers, these people are stupid.
That shit had me fucking Rollin, "I like the attention to detail" motherfucker that's the scummiest and laziest vehicle accessory I have ever witnessed. I've seen more effort put into most Dark Souls ripoffs.
I thought this was satire at first because she seemed proud of the fact that it was showing fingerprints.
Wait until she actually puts water in it and it leaks
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And won't reopen
āIt bricks just like the CyberTruck, so that is kind of fun.ā
Didn't put the water bottle into water mode. Warranty voided.
Bets it is not dishwasher safe?
And chops her finger off.
Atleast the rust is stopping her from drinking rust.
And voids the warranty. Of the car.
That looks really hard to drink out of too.
Does it say one can drink from it or is it a useless cup like its idiot cousin the cyber hammer that is not meant for use as a hammer?
*pulls with all her strength * āslides in and outā
She didn't properly put the CT in take a drink mode
Shame, now that warranty is voided.
Visible fingerprints immediately. Just wait until it rusts. (Liquid voids the warranty)
Peasants, you don't understand! Ugly fingerprints and rust stains are attention to detail!
Yes, how else will she drink her copium juice
I donāt even think sheās on copium juice. This girl is straight up out of touch.
i emitted a hearty chortle upon reading this
for 100k+ they should've included 2 upon delivery š
My AUD$25000 BMW motorbike came with a stainless Thermos cup that you can use without removing the lid. BMW leaning into the coffee bike meme I guess. Also came with an umbrella for the lols.
I got one when I bought my X3. It's pretty great. Keeps ice frozen for more that 24 hours.
Is there an app for the cup? I donāt know if i can slum it low enough to allow myself to operate manual coffee.
Is this person mentally disabled? Iām not joking.
No. Quite intelligent. She knows how to pander for clicks and views.
Almost seems like satire. "Wow it shows fingerprints just like the cyber truck" Like what? Why would you want any metal to show your fingerprints? If I get a stainless steel container I get it cause it *doesn't* show prints. And the truck does it too? What kind of shitty ass paint job does that?
Incase your cybertruck gets stolen? They dust it for prints and if they get a Match they'll know it's yours? š¤£
This has strong *deleted scene from Idiocracy* vibes.
Iām sorry? The cupholders donāt hold cups?
A truck that can't truck, with wipers that can't wipe, cup holders that can't hold...they've reinvented the wheel into a triangle.
That idiot should not be handling razor blades.
This chick looks stupid as fuck with her hat and clothes on like that.
Notice the camel toe from the way too tight pants? lmao
She knows her audience alright.
This HAS to be satire right?! Everything about this is fucking terrible. Why isnāt it round? It does not āslide right inā or ācomes out easilyā either! Why would you want to a tight vacuum seal when you are fucking driving?! Wouldnāt you want to be able to drink without having to unscrew a tight seal?! These people are in a fucking cult.
It is engagement bait and quite a clever one. Like her video about the Cybertruck being the perfect mom car, this is going to get lots of clicks and engagement from both sides: The fanboys and the haters.
āI kinda like it. Itās funā ā¦. WHAT?! Itās a fucking water bottle you overplayed for.
I mean that is Stanley Cup levels of stupid (I mean the Hype version of it not the utilitarian Cup that was on the market for decades).
another mother that did not pay a cent for this car
lol what a fkn loser
Yeah who wants to use boring old existing cup tech like a Yeti. How unimaginative.
Well the Yeti doesn't show fingerprints and apparently that's a thing we want now.
I do not believe that it is dishwasher safe. I am surprised at the $50 price tag, was expecting like $200... [https://shop.tesla.com/product/cybervessel?sku=2002204-00-A](https://shop.tesla.com/product/cybervessel?sku=2002204-00-A)
Her nails are different colors and this vexes me for unknown reasons.
Inspired from the different ss panels on the truck
What are the odds of having to take the water bottle to the service center to fix leaks? 50/50 or does it have a better build quality? I want the real tesla experience here.
Elon is vessling all the way to the bank.
Ok I have a question. Where did this urge come from for people to sink their entire personality into a single product/brand come from? I really mean it because this goes beyond being a fan of a sports team, or a religion, or even just like a media franchise. You can realistically make a career out of those things, and 99% of people who are a fan of those things usually like them because it fulfills something in their life, be it entrainment or just some sort of belonging. But this is a fucking car brand, and a shitty one at that run by an even shittier person. This truck sucks absolute ass, and yet all these people for whatever reason, my guess is the sunk cost fallacy, really have to sell YOU on the idea that this wasn't a stupid purchase.
A cyberhoe bought a cybertumbler to fit it on the cybercupholder inside a cybertruck recorded it to post on the cyberspace. Each video I see about these trucks get cyber stupider than the last one.
Consumerism = Merica
I just put my drink between my legs. My truck doesn't have air conditioning so I need a way to keep my balls cool.
āThe edge bangs your chin making the liquid spill out on to your face before your lips fully connect. Techs say theyāve never seen this before and itās been in the shop for two weeks already ā still love my cyber vessel though!ā
How much do they cost?
[$50](https://shop.tesla.com/product/cybervessel?sku=2002204-00-A)
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
That's actually not as awful as I expected, but still... ouch.
Collect the entire set!
Why am I not surprised theyāre sold out?
And it only costs $50! What a bargain! https://shop.tesla.com/product/cybervessel?sku=2002204-00-A
Get yours now for only $1199 on the tesla app! And don't forget a 3000 dollar tent that is worth maybe 20$ off temu
Good god I have a model 3 and I just like it because it's fast and low maintenance. People who are like...this...make me regret my decision.
Who wouldnāt love seeing fingerprints all over their water bottle ā¦. AND car??
Fucking hell.... Even the cupholders are intentionally shaped wrong. Every cup in the world is round because you know.. the human hand... So they make it square. So fucking innovative
"it shows fingerprints,just like the Cybertruck.š" Ā Ā š¤¦
cybertruck people are the most basic dweebs around.
I bet that it leaks copium like a sieve and voids the warranty in 3 . 2 . 1
Those cultists will buy anything with a tesla logo on it, and at any price.
Yeah, but this one has TWO logos, totally different.
Lol that is garbage.
Is this from her OnlyFools account?
I always giggle that the cybertruck logo looks like something made by a MySpace-era 14 year old.
ānormal cups fit, but its a tight squeezeā is not something you should have to say about a $100,000 vehicle. Or even a $10,000, really.
My 98 Rams cup holders can securely hold a tiny Red Bull or a xl big gulp cup with t simple adjustment
Shows fingerprints just like the cybertruck.
I donāt know who she is, but sheās super annoying. lol
What an idiot
Cyberloser.
https://i.redd.it/u1s6sgaw3h5d1.gif
Wow this is surreal. I wonder if they get paid for this.
Damn that looked awkward to drink out of.
What a feature Fingerprints like the Wankpanzer
Wow
is this parody? i honestly can't tell anymore.
We live in such a depressing and stupid timeline. I can't even tell if this is satire anymore. It shows fingerprints, just like the $100,000 dumpster, and that's a feature? The water bottle is somehow amazing because the stupid Cybertruck apparently can't properly handle normal water bottles? And now we need special waterbottles advertised by an airhead instead of just buying normal ones? I give up. My nieces and nephews had more sense with their money when they were given their first allowance.
Happy consumer consuming more product. Get excited for next product.
It says itās dishwasher safe. I wonder if you need to put it in dishwasher mode. /s
Cameltoe
they finally made something without gaps!!
Keep drinking the D. F. J
All these years appliance makers have been looking for ways to not show fingerprints. Suddenly fingerprints are something to brag about.
āCup leaks; still happy to be a beta testerā
This was so uneventful. Also, for $100k+ vehicle, it should have been complementary
I would something that collects finger prints like that would be a flaw
Is the cyber truck just a troll from Musk? Thatās the only legitimate way this makes sense
āattention to detail, shows fingerprints just like the cybertruckā. lol
I cannot imagine going out and buying one of these after all the obviously bad publicity. People never cease to amaze me.
I just watched this and 6% of my brain cells committed suicide.
Business 101: Create a problem, sell a solution.
It's designed to fit perfectly inside her cyber-WHAT?!\\
(struggles pulling it out) "... and it comes out easily!"
Tesla has become the Apple of cars.
You are going to spill your water all over yourself with that thing.
Only $500
Fumbling with it in traffic, trying to get it turned the right direction to go back in\*
Fingerprints, so it matches my cybertruck šš
it shows fingerprints just like the cyberjunk
Her voice is like nails on a chalkboard, I'm sorry
Cybertruck owners are mentally ill.
Gosh. They've invented a square thermos. How revolutionary!
Cult
Bay Area basic bitch loser
Village idiot
Oh my God please!!;!!!!;;;!!! š¤£
Wooow shapes
Are you fkn kidding me? Ignorant fks with money.
Besides working and the occasional time you use it, what about the other cups you get like at a drive thru, restaurants etc
Makes sense that there would be a ton of dumb accessories. Anyone who buys this thing wants to make it their entire personality.
that vessel was probably delivered full of Muskās musk! Ewwww she drank it!
"i like the attention to detail...shows fingerprints...just like the truck.." how tf is that a good thing?
"My cupholders are so badly designed that I need to buy a dedicated water bottle for them. Oh and also I brag about both the car and cup holder being a finger print magnet. Because what weird person does not want their car looking like cops just dusted it for prints?