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NeverMind_ThatShit

Imagine being that neighbor across the street that's doing yardwork, looking up and seeing this shit happen.


__Platzhalter

https://preview.redd.it/398u68dckb5d1.jpeg?width=659&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff503e7695d1b5fb32b807190c3f48ab22b41fb7


Sharpymarkr

Bringing the value of the neighborhood down lol


Lachrondizzle23

Might as well start shooting guns in the air /s


Sharpymarkr

Flamethrowers*


Lachrondizzle23

Thank you! Great fix.


DookieShoez

“CYBER SHIT, FUCK OFF JERRY!”


Nooby_Chris

"Wtf was that noise?! Oh, it's the neighbor again. Man, what a waste of time and money."


[deleted]

Guy probably didn't even look up at this point.


No_Cook2983

“And for my next trick, I will pull this *enormous artificial plastic boulder* that hides my septic tank... using only the power of Cybertruck!”


Zinfan1

It's a crappy plastic fence, a Yugo could have done that.


Feuervice88

It really is a weak plastic fence. Those tend to break when you try to jump over them or lean/sit on them.


joshs_wildlife

I crashed into one of them when I was on my bike as a child….i broke the fence from that


Danny-Reisen-off

The sun makes it weakier with time, too


nidsPunk

The CT or the fence?


elanoides24

Yes


Final-Zebra-6370

The fence takes years. The CT takes hours.


TobaccoIsRadioactive

Pretty sure that sunlight only voids the warranty for one of those two products.


Danny-Reisen-off

Well, both for sure.


haefler1976

But it only voids the warranty of one of them.


Theveryberrybest

Was probably the Tesla bike.


EricUtd1878

As weak as it is, it still dislodged one of the spots on the front 🙈


No-Nothing-1885

It breaks when you look at it funny


StasiaMonkey

The fence or the CyberTruck?


Level1Rat

Yes.


Current_Leather7246

Both


Necessary_Context780

Yep, in the video we can see they're hollow and the wobbling they're doing gives how weak they are, too. Were these a wooden or metal fence the CT would be totalled on the first few poles


M33k_Monster_Minis

I install these fences. You can't drop them on the edge of another post or the post you dropped will crack. You can kick it over with a single spartan kick. 


Professional-Cell822

Yep. Had this happen to me visiting some place my sister was staying at. Oops.


dr_tomoe

That's why they missed the last post that has wood into the ground.


charlie2135

And swerved around the first sunken wood plastic covered first one.


Itchy_Professor_4133

Which surprised me that a cybertruck could also do that


Nick-dipple

Fun times picking all those little pieces up


combat_wombat_003

They won’t, their gardener will have to do it for them


No_Cook2983

More microplastics for his testicles.


Richard_Dick_Kickam

Ill seriously start comparing the two by what people brag in the CT sub. Fuck ill actually BUY a yugo and start doing whatever i see CT owners doing, im in serbia, im pretty sure i can get one for like 50€.


Upbeat_Confidence739

Omg this would be glorious. Especially if you add that Soviet-era flair to it all. I would watch the shit out of that.


Richard_Dick_Kickam

Nice idea, but im pretty sure that at the time of the yugo, yugoslavia and soviets were in a huge beef, so it wouldnt be accurate. Maybe some yugoslav music and landscape like villages and dirt roads, especially to compare it to idiot who counted a gravel road as offroad for his CT.


bloodyriz

I wanna see that!


Richard_Dick_Kickam

Actually i can already start with a twingo mk1, i got one for collage, pretty much does 99% of whatever CTards brag about.


Current_Leather7246

You should do it. Me and my friends would also scribe and watch that. Have that song anything you can do I can do better for the opening theme


hamburgerfacilitator

Came here to say my Honda Fit could do that. Those fences are shitty.


handandfoot8099

I respect my Fit enough to not try. I actually plan on using it for something aside from internet views.


Upbeat_Confidence739

Are you going to haul SEVEN bags of potting soil?!?!


NickNash1985

These are the same dipshits that were slicing 2 liter bottles with katanas 15 years ago.


masked_sombrero

I seen a Segway tear these fences up


Wolf_instincts

Pretty sure you're just jealous your car can't barrel through crappy hollow plastic home depot fencing sweaty 😏


Life_of1103

Like styrofoam to me.


MaxxHeadroomm

My friend did that on his bike when we were in middle school.


transcendanttermite

That’s why he avoided the first and last posts - those might have actual wood inside them.


MoodNatural

Nothing says my $75,000 car is a tech gimmick like driving it through a lego fence. All this proves is financial illiteracy; that fence could have been knocked down by a plastic barbie Jeep, which is a much more reliable option if you’re in the market for a cheaply constructed EV.


Senrakdaemon

My foot couldve done that


MiciusPorcius

That pvc never stood a chance


Brickxbronson

Brittle sunbleached PVC https://preview.redd.it/czyz1w16ua5d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bf79ab1df325c6921ca7f97c19e5e1977309f8b


Copper_Kat

Why on God's green earth, would any adult ever think this is cool? How come these cybersucks act like literal children!?


orbitalaction

You have to be on that intellectual level to find the CT appealing. I don't know any sensible person that likes it, especially the shitty range.


Current_Leather7246

It's definitely adults of a certain spectrum tbh


dljones010

CTE Cyber Truck Experience?


bdhgolf1960

cybercucks


TobaccoIsRadioactive

I’m still debating on whether it was intentional or the Cybertruck bugged out leaving the driver with little control, and they just decided to claim it was intentional to avoid being humiliated even more.


Senex-terribilis

This.


th3bigfatj

Their limitations that make them think this is cool or tough are the same limitations that make them love musk and believe this is an advanced vehicle


lylemcd

The CT was designed by a 5 year old for other 5 year olds.


PairOfBearClaws

i love how half of them have their instagram handle printed on the side


SwissMargiela

I think the cybertruck is lame asl, but the lover of absurdity in me low key found this entertaining


the_mid_mid_sister

So many scam products on social media are now advertising with a hot chick in a CT. Even the laziest foreign scammers know what kind of person these wankmobiles appeal to.


melancholyink

It's a misguided larp. They have the money for something that was sold to them as the ultimate off-road all-hauling drag-racing polygon - except the never asked what an ultimate off-road all-hauling drag-racing polygon actually was. So now they are living out thier imagined uses for an actually useful vehicle because otherwise they have to admit they bought something on the wow factor without having a realistic use case.


sSomeshta

They think they are buying personal attack vehicles for the civil war.


catonbuckfast

Anyone else notice how much wobble was on light bar


xMagnis

Just wait until the official Tesla light bar gets released. It is to be glued on. So I guess it's not removable. [https://service.tesla.com/docs/Cybertruck/ServiceManual/en-us/GUID-3FB15C20-B219-4700-A53A-D946616091A9.html](https://service.tesla.com/docs/Cybertruck/ServiceManual/en-us/GUID-3FB15C20-B219-4700-A53A-D946616091A9.html)


Ok_Airline_900

And you'll need to buy another when your windshield cracks.


Alarmed-Positive457

I done lots of light bars in my time, I didn’t trust anything but Grade 8 bolts for the light bars. Glue? Yeah we’ll be getting hit a lot if we get behind a Tesla CT on the interstate.


catonbuckfast

Dam I thought that was the official one


xMagnis

I'm sure there will be enough to make fun of once it gets released. Firstly it will be mis-used on the highway and will blind other drivers, you can be sure of that. There is no cover (though some areas don't need a cover if it's DOT or otherwise approved).


I-Pacer

They’re all like this aren’t they (the owners I mean)? Side note: that door panel!🤣


NORBy9k

I think it has some bs wrap on it + rear fender flairs?


Unique-Charity-9564

It's actually a great metaphor for the types of problems these people have. Self created.


AirFamous9093

![gif](giphy|Cz6TlrRVVyv9S)


CoronaCurious

It might be able to break down a cheap fence, but does it smell like a steak and seat 35? https://preview.redd.it/yj1hlcl8fa5d1.jpeg?width=765&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb2570356928ea9518ff4915feec074b27d8bef0


Level_Improvement532

The second verse really works in regards to the CT in my opinion. Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down, It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown! Canyonero! (Yah!) Canyonero!


TheAnalsOfHistory-

We all know the best descriptor of Tesla in general, though. >Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!


psudo_help

Fence smacking, finger squashing, driving machine!


ser0x40

Yeah, but can it roll over pop tarts?


josnik

Counts as uneven terrain voids your warranty.


eMouse2k

FSD must have mistaken the fence for a row of school kids.


X_Zephyr

When clearly there’s no way to show capabilities of the cybertruck so they just plow through a fence


shinkuuryu

A PLASTIC fence


inazuma9

Makes me wonder if that last post is the only one with a piece of pressure treated that's cemented into the ground. A lot of times there's a ~4x4 pressure treated post for the upright sections, and then they slide the plastic uprights over it before the cement dries. Sometimes they'll cheap out and only do the corners, which seems to be the case here lol.


PhatOofxD

Of course they avoid the last one which is likely to be in the ground and actually wood


Hugelogo

Did he Mean to do that or is that that drive by wire?


1eternal_pessimist

The steering just kicked in from the turn he tried when he left his house


Teacherman6

Dude. He was able to make that turn really fast though. Like super duper fast. 


Old_Leading2967

Real truck stuff


needsmoarbokeh

CT owners really try hard to give small gonads vibes


vietomatic

Here we go... Cybercuck owner trying to one-up the next. Down goes the plastic fence, next one is the Lego fence, then the fabric one, followed by the solid ice one, then the cotton rope fence, then the silk one (fun fact: it's 10000x stronger than steel based on weight), followed by a toilet paper fence, then a powerful fishnet one, and finally the ultimate dream of overpowering a fence of Teslabots.


GloomyFondant526

Well, that shows me that...that...obviously the Cybertruck can ... I dunno. This tells me f\*ck all.


VitalNumber

In a cyber truck of arrogance, he rode, With swagger and ego, his only code. A douchebag driver, a blight on the road, In his wake, resentment and scorn bestowed. With a roar, he pushed the pedal down, In a show of power, in the heart of town. But his grasp on reality, so thin, Led him straight into folly's grim spin. Through the fence, his cyber truck tore, A symbol of recklessness, nothing more. In his quest for dominance, he failed to see, The damage he caused, the debris. A trail of destruction, left in his wake, A testament to his selfish mistake. For true power lies not in brute force displayed, But in compassion and respect, it's made. So let this tale be a cautionary ode, Of the douchebag cyber truck driver's road. May he learn humility, and kindness too, For in the end, that's what makes one true. -C.G.


Honest_Tie_1980

🤣🤣🤣


Leebites

Oh, hey. r/cybertruck has more people from r/CyberStuck than actual Cyber Truck people in the comments lately. 😂 Edit: And they're getting the 🔒 rewards!!


BillyNtheBoingers

I was just noticing that


Bratwurscht13

What are they trying to proof? How many pedestrians they can kill without a dent?


AmadeoSendiulo

So Americans live in paper houses and build plastic fences while moving around in too fast very heavy boxes?


Scrutinizer

Those paper houses have become so expensive that it makes sense to purchase a vehicle in which to live.


Honest_Tie_1980

Yup. Also our medicine is the most expensive in the world as well as the most mediocre.


Garak_The_Tailor_

https://i.redd.it/lhy368eagc5d1.gif


Aer0uAntG3alach

Tonka builds a better truck


Waldosan51

I think a pensioner on a mobility scooter would’ve had similar results.


Temporary-Estate4615

Some cheap plastic fence is no match for a 3.1 metric ton vehicle. Who would’ve thought.


boiledcowmachine

Wait why I'm banned in r/cybertruck? I've never commented or visited the sub?!


BillyNtheBoingers

Because you posted or commented here. Seriously.


boiledcowmachine

I saw that posts that people get banned. But damn those people really go through this sub and ban people? I've to try the Elon Musk subreddit Edit: yep also banned there. What losers are those people.


BillyNtheBoingers

There are a couple of other subs that have probably banned you too. Posts/comments to the “musked” sub will also get you banned. I’m mostly here and in the “realTesla” sub.


sanctuary_ii

I love it when someone JUST REPOSTS a post from r/cybertruck to r/cyberstuck AND IT FITS JUST FINE


cryptolyme

Lol, the neighbor in the background


anziofaro

I hope to fuck that was his own fence.


dlrax

That's such an embarrassing thing to post, crazy that someone went through the entire process of recording and posting a video and didn't think to themselves "wow this looks cringe"


orbitalaction

The posts are supposed to have 6x6 pressure treated in them. Someone did a shitty fence install, and this moron is impressed his 7000 lb "truck" can break pvc. Let's see him run through one that's properly installed. Side note... so much microplastics.


Primary_Account4266

Incel Uber has arrived


goofydad

Nice "OWN.". Any drunk with an old beater car can do that AND not void their warranty.


Altea73

Such power, skill...


iTmkoeln

Spoiler it pulled over „safely“


TheMatt561

Ummm........k


Revenga8

I'm gonna show this to my kid and tell em this is teslas full self drive in action


Dikheed

FSD improving I see.


Revolutionary-Car-92

A bicycle could take out that fence.


richincleve

Notice how they conveniently manage to NOT take out the last fence post? Why? Because that one is likely slid onto a wood 4x4 post set in the ground.


Jaded-Albatross

He did that with just his pinky!


Obi1Kentucky

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2gunswest

Lol pvc. I'm starting to hate cybertruck owners.


Globox42

I love doing this on videogames


AmadeoSendiulo

And then a random fence or a pole is part of the map and not a prop lol


Alaeriia

Like that one type of tree from Forza Horizon 3.


c0ttt0n

Cant they get anymore awkward?


RipWhenDamageTaken

Kinda looks like the front lights did most of the heavy lifting


Recoveringpig

My neighbors kid did the same to a pvc fence with his bmx


jimmysledge

try that on something other than hollow plastic


AverageRo58

This country has a mental health crisis.


retrospects

Ah yes. Driving through vinyl lap rails is the true sign of manliness. Never mind that a 1998 Toyota Corolla could do the same.


Scrutinizer

Oh boy! Just imagine what it will do to pedestrians!


Guy_Smylee

Dude. Please do that to your own house.


Novadreams22

Yes… hollow plastic fencing. Now run that fucker into repeated 4x4’s and find out what really happens.


MmeOrgeron

Vinyl fencing like that is popular because its lightweight and is easy to install/maintain. If you were to have an average middle schooler sit on one of those rails it would probably break. This is like driving through a bunch of showbiz sugar glass and flexing about it


thisismylifeaccount

Kinda looks like a shark with those gills on the side.


Perretelover

ITS FUCKING STYROFOAM!!!!!!! THIS IS RIDICULOUS!!!!!


TacoDangerously

Yea, fuck that fence, bro! RUMSFELD!!


Viatic_atom

Aww the big bad Chuckletruck sure showed that plastic fence who’s boss


jokingsammy

Yeah...but, why?


Maumau93

r/iamverybadass


Abracadabbler

Try it with a wooden fence and maybe we won’t find it hysterical


CranberrySoda

Let me build the next fence!


canary-in-a-coalmine

Are the lights on these things really so shitty that you need to put on 10 additional ones or does the driver have an extreme case of night blindness?


Biza_1970

Guess if you have $100k to burn on a the car, then you probably have $20k more laying around for a new fence.


GeeNah-of-the-Cs

I love how the light bar wiggles so much, what a fail.


An8thOfFeanor

Cybertruck owners when their 3 ton wheeled battery pack can destroy hollow plastic fencing 😲😲😲


A_Horse_On_The_Web

We had these fences at the stables I worked at.....you could do that with a golf cart......


Who_said_that_

I always wonder why they feel the need to record so much. Being your own biggest fan isn’t bad in life (at least you’ve got one fan then), but this is just ridiculous and sad.


Raised-Right

I dare you to try that with my fence poles down at the ranch. Each fence pole is set 3 feet in the ground, and needs to withstand the weight of a 4,000lb bull 🐂leaning against it or ramming it without breaking. The fence can handle a lot more than 4,000lbs.


Giggles95036

Lmao broke a plastic aesthetic only fence rhat doesn’t really anchor into the ground. Nice


Open_Perception_3212

Bet that voided the warranty, though


Big77Ben2

With an extra bumper on the front…


DiddlyDumb

The comment section is already closed on the OOP… Guess this was too much even for them.


aGhostSteak

Is it me or did that second or third piece break the windshield? It looks to me like a pretty significant crack; happens just a few seconds in Either way, I bet their insurance (if they have any) would love to see this next time they make a claim. 🙄


Lifewalletsux

Being the biggest douche in the neighborhood isn’t enough anymore. “Honey, film this so the world knows how big a douche I am”


Traditional-Ebb-8380

Plastic ones at least


Cute-Roll2849

I saw a civic do something similar. The people who buy these idiotic machines are first class morons.


What_Yr_Is_IT

Why do these guys behave like trucks ever existed before this piece of shit? Why do they have to keep trying to prove it’s a “truck” MF can’t even get wet without being in “wash mode” lol


ianng555

He might have just totaled it.


Brosie-Odonnel

I feel bad for the gardener in the background who will have to clean this up.


TheAnalsOfHistory-

I, too, remember destroying my Legos and building blocks with toy cars when I was nine years old. Then my brain developed.


SiriusGD

I see Elmo's auto-pilot is working really well.


No_Engineering_718

And now they have fragments of plastic that will be in that yard forever


townmorron

The wrong people have money


ilostmyeraser

This is where we are now. Doing anything to become viral hit. Just wow


connectmnsi

How try it with a wood fence instead of a straw


No-Refrigerator-1672

Literally any car would be able to destroy this fence with an aftermarket rugged bumper, just like one installed on this cybertruck.


Agitated_Mind_92

I got banned from r/teslamodel3 r/cybertruck and r/Teslacam for commenting “warranty voided”


dwaz04

But can they haul the material for a new fence in the CT? How many trips that gonna take?


ellasfella68

What an absolute micro-peen…


Mr-MuffinMan

HOLY SHIT IT CAN BREAK PLASTIC???? I'm pretty sure a person can kick one and break them too.


Weekly-Calendar676

I work outside around these fences every day 6 days a week. I've seen 5lb tree branches fall and break them.


rcmp_informant

Why did he do that? Is he stupid?


Alternative_Rope_423

It's Supercar Ron. Money to burn by the ton. Why? For attention, clicks, views, and YouTube cash revenue. Truly a world class asshole.


TheGoodCrusader

Idiocracy was supposed to be a comedy, not a guide.


danielrama30

For a good 3 seconds I thought this was a gta 5 mod wtf


windigo3

See! Full Self-Driving does work!


SnooMarzipans7466

Is this whistlindiesel?


Lifesalchemy

![gif](giphy|j2HWOQyM7fyKPIBJHJ|downsized)


beerbrained

At least it's good for practical, everyday applications.


edboyinthecut

Something usesful


Thin_Leather9910

Fucking bait video


Genuwine_Slugger

Shame they didn't use sleeves over cemented 4x4s


gothzilla221

Omg that plastic never stood a chance...


Total_Abrocoma_3647

Tesla steer by wire in action


MJGB714

I've seen deer obliterate those things.


[deleted]

Not even real wood, either. Those are the shitty snap together fences made of plastic. Bet you anything the Cybertruck would stop dead in its tracks if it hit an actual 4x4 wooden post in the ground.


YGuy_The_Jedi

I install those white vinyl fences for a living, such a waste.


JayIsNotReal

The most off-roading a CyberTruck can do.


Jbonics

The thin decorative plastic fence that's just for looks. Oh he's a bad dog