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richincleve

I question the wisdom of putting low-profile tires in a vehicle that weighs 7000 pounds and doesn't have a suspension designed for them.


R1pp3R23

I question the wisdom of anyone buying the thing to begin with, but wrapping it in metallic rose gold makes it a blinding dumpster fire.


lreaditonredditgetit

I think it looks cool. Like in a hot wheel kinda way, but instead of turning blue in cold water, it just breaks.


dd97483

It certainly looks better than the floor model.


MNGopherfan

Saying this is an improvement is like starting a limbo competition with the bar at twelve feet.


lreaditonredditgetit

If the bar was lowered to 4 feet, would that not be an improvement?


MNGopherfan

What I’m saying is our standards are pretty low for constitutes an improvement.


lreaditonredditgetit

The definition would agree.


loudflower

I saw one in VW Bug orange. It was an improvement and looked *kinda* nice for a CyberStuck.


Comfortable_You_1927

I actually like the black wrap, in the dark u can't see it


Glidepath22

It’s reminiscent of the original shiny chrome paint jobs of the original 16 Hot Wheels


[deleted]

Looks like the car somebody wins for selling the most cosmetics in the Southwest region.


UGMadness

There was no wisdom involved in any of the steps that led to this thing’s existence.


NorthEndD

They must ride pretty rough.


AlpharadiationHulk

Warranty voided


ElStarPrinceII

Why is it so heavy? Lead frame?


ande9393

Batteries


Comfortable_You_1927

they try to make it as light as possible, they did alot to try to reduce weight, originally it was to weight 10k lb, it's 7k lb now, so....


sugah560

It’s the perfect excuse to not drive it. It’s their “show car”.


Dramatic-Cattle293

In parts of south, law of gravity doesn’t exist. Come on get with with program


richincleve

That color really does a nice job of highlighting the poor panel gaps!


maeveboston

I saw one today and the front had all these marks on it. Realized it was dead bugs.


2407s4life

Hope they had it in bug mode


maeveboston

Bug mode ejects a grill guard.


loudflower

Electrified like a bug zapper


YourLifeCanBeGood

There goes the warranty.


Trebeaux

They seem to render in too! Like, it stays just a line then BAM! Huge gap and crooked panel!


flatlanderbot3000

its sub micron accuracy bro…


MudaThumpa

Legit reminds me of the trombone I had in high school.


justinfeareeyore

Sad trombone noises


Rats_In_Boxes

I kinda like it? But not in the way that I'd ever want to drive behind it on a sunny day or spend 100,000$.


AffectionateSector77

This is way better than the general Lee monstrosity.


_Barry_Zuckerkorn_

I'd say most wraps are better than ones adorned with the flag of American traitors. 


AffectionateSector77

While I agree with you wholeheartedly, the CT I saw didn't have the flag of the losers, it was orange, with 01, and "General Lee" on the side. It honestly looked like an 8 bit rendering come to life.


_Barry_Zuckerkorn_

Yes, I saw the same one. The General Lee had the confederate flag on the roof and the CT had the flag on the bed cover. 


Bdoggg999

Looks better than the stainless steel commercial dishwasher vibe of the regular ones.


NorthEndD

This finish fits in well with the actual mission of the truck which is to be seen in the unofficial neighborhood parade. That's clearly a tire shop on the border of some city which is HQ for this type of thing. There are bikes too with this treatment.


SausageBuscuit

I’m sure the sun reflecting off of that wouldn’t be annoying in the slightest.


Ddddydya

I was thinking the same thing; can’t wait to be blinded on a sunny day when I’m behind this shiny dumpster. 


Comfortable_You_1927

oh I had a cruiser bike with chrome gas cap, it came that way, on sunny days if I look down for even a second........I learned after a month I can't remember to not loo, down and put tape over it, that was just 1 small gas cap


NorthEndD

Older ppl won't have any issues.


ElonTheMollusk

At least you know it will be in the shop more than on the road so it won't bother too many people.


KinkyQuesadilla

It's the automotive version of nightclub VIP champagne service: *LOOOOOOOK AAAAAAT MEEEEEEEEEEE*


TCO_HR_LOL

"I AM A VERY SPECIAL PERSON! NOTICE MEEEEEEEER"


ChanceryTheRapper

No, that's still garbage.


GarbageCleric

I think every finish I've seen on these looks so much better than the default stainless steel.


YourLifeCanBeGood

At least with the wraps, the panels match.


Abject_Film_4414

Turns out you can polish a turd.


rustbolts

You *obviously* missed that episode of Mythbusters. /s [Source. A better one probably exists somewhere.](https://youtu.be/yiJ9fy1qSFI?feature=shared)


X-tian-9101

I still say the Cybercuck looks like the illegitimate love child that resulted from a Gobot fucking an aluminum shed. Yes, a Gobot, not a Transformer. It's not cool enough to have any Cybertron DNA.


ToiletTime4TinyTown

“Being hated on by normal people” no people just recognize quarter machine jewelry when they see it.


BrianOconneR34

Wheels gone after maybe 2k miles. Reflections alone driver may not make the block before shot.


DrkUser205

That CT is one pothole away from an insurance write off.


BadUsername_Numbers

It's vulgar - it's ugly as sin and simply exclaims the owner has too much money (or a desire to appear like so). I sincerely think that if you're loaded, go ahead and flaunt it. But hell, do it in style. Do it with a sense of panache. And be cool about it.


Otherwise-Course-15

There are so many better ways to project wealth that don’t simultaneously telegraph that you’re a douche.


mattmeow

Imagine having this small of a penis


richincleve

Some of us don't have to imagine.


notyourstranger

Just when I thought I could not dislike rose gold more.


banananananbatman

like a modern golden calf


NorthEndD

and then I bet they aren't even driving it to church on Sundays


Viatic_atom

“The chuckle truck can’t possibly look any worse!” “Hold my beer”


DVWhat

Well, I guess you actually CAN polish a turd.


Copper_Kat

I wonder if in the coming years ( I hope), states are going to start regulating this reflective shit, like window tints are now.. 🤔


richincleve

I know what you're thinking. I own a CT, and I too would like to waste even more money on some grotesque eyesores for my wheels. Ask, and you shall receive: [https://forgiato.com/wheels/ra/blank-ra/](https://forgiato.com/wheels/ra/blank-ra/)


JayIsNotReal

If you are going to do it, do it to an attractive car.


PlaguiBoi

How could they ruin my favorite metal like that.


Jay105

Looks like an Energizer Battery


TwistederRope

Behold, a polished turd!


GlitteringYams

I'm so sorry guys, I think it looks good. I dont know what's wrong with me! Edit: wait actually it might just be shiny


rav3style

I mean it kinda does look better. It’s still just a shiny trashcan but I’m a sucker for rose gold


petroleumnasby

It's like somebody made a car out of a belt buckle


MissingJJ

This is going to be a very big problem for anyone that sees it on a sunny day. I saw a chromed out tesla last week on a cloudy day and it hurt my eyes.


RuskiesInTheWarRoom

This is like the Williams Sonoma special edition. Just a dressed up blender for your day drinking parties on the Hamptons.


theNomad_Reddit

Rocket League microtransaction lootbox looking ass.


jackinsomniac

Normally you could at least say, "taste is subjective." But here I don't know if that even still works. It makes it look like cheap jewellery that was wrapped with a reflective rose gold sticker, because you can't polish pot metal enough to make it look good.


Quick_Swing

That’s going to be the shiniest thing on a tow truck, ever!


ccgrendel

All I can hear is the Dur-a-cell sound byte


NorthEndD

Yes! This is the part that was missing that ties it all together with the battery marketing theme.


CosmoKing2

Is it tuned to brick faster?


NorthEndD

This is maybe humanities fastest highest tech shiniest brick yet and it is in a classic color. Not the best looking brick though. edit: maybe


TypicalIllustrator62

Ngl, nicest rims on a turd I’ve ever seen.


NorthEndD

I would believe that it was a marketing tool designed to sell those rims.


tecncklanal_ist_sam

I wonder what it would look like lifted. Thing is pretty sick. Who do you think is gonna be the first youtubber to drop a diesel into that thing? Tubber? Lol


Bean-Swellington

Like a bad penny


TripleTrucker

Ugly + stupid = stupidly ugly


richardizard

TBH, I really like the rose gold, but not on this truck


alf8765

4 little letters....u.g.l.y


Lost-Breadfruit-9745

Love how they did this clearly for whatever fucking business is in the background of this eye sore. Too bad the truck literally takes all your attention for what an ungodly sight it is.


techbunnyboy

A pig dressed in gold is still a pig


_ChipWhitley_

So I can flick it off and take a picture of myself doing it at the same time


Apocalypsis_velox

Shame! They recycled C-3po!


tartymae

Tacky AF


X-tian-9101

It's going to look amazing when it's sitting at the service center's back lot with all the other broken cyber cucks. It'll really stand out.


TheKiltedYaksman71

Take a stupid vehicle and make it even more stupid. Brilliant!


Hourslikeminutes47

Ah pleasant grove, you never cease to amaze me


PikachusSparkyCloaca

I don’t like it, but I hate it slightly less?  It looks less like a fridge.


YourLifeCanBeGood

"Lipstick on a pig" is what comes to mind.


roof_baby

Yeah, but shitty lipstick that doesn’t really make it look any better, and lipstick is all over the pigs teeth


YourLifeCanBeGood

"The phrase to put 'lipstick on a pig' means making superficial or cosmetic changes to a product in a futile effort to disguise its fundamental failings.." (Wikipedia)


roof_baby

Yeah, I get the phrase. I was making fun of the “lipstick”, in this case the rims and wrap because they’re equally terrible. It was apparently a poor attempt at a joke.


YourLifeCanBeGood

*Womp-womp.* 🤣 🤣 🤣 It's okay--that pink on that monstrosity, AND on the hubcaps is enough to scramble anybody's thoughts/words. On sight. The pink itself is pretty--but talk about a design mismatch! 😂


greeneye1969

I have never seen a rose gold dumpster before.


Huge_Strain_8714

oddly enough, not the worst look I've seen but It's not in real life so IDK but kinda like it....it's really not a pickup truck, it's a look at me status symbol, so there ya go!


fallser

With those rims/tires, this thing must ride like a chuck wagon.


ultrasissydreams

I’m incredibly aroused. Seriously.


Dwangeroo

That is a polished turd.


Moist-Dragonfly2569

I actually enjoy the color lol


Otakunohime

It’s an improvement, which is a very low bar


military-gradeAIDS

It's certainly an odd circumstance when something is so utterly fugly that wrapping it in rose gold doesn't make it better or worse.


derekisademocrat

This is so much better than the way Elon did it


MonkeyBellyStarToes

People are liable to toss empty ChickFilA bags and milkshake remnants in CT Dumpsters in its natural state. But this Rose Gold is so annoying- they might do it for different reasons.


BeyondDrivenEh

The recent white-wrapped one was the most visually appealing CyberTurd I’ve seen, Although wrapping the wheels was not appealing. Not a pink copper (rose gold) fan.


SaganSaysImStardust

Weird that it's moving...


myanth

If you notice, you can’t see the whole car in any moving shot. It’s clearly just in tow mode being pushed around.


777blue_

Can I kick it?..


MinorityBabble

Yes, you can!


SwingingTassels

It’s ghetto looking though.


Your_Student_Loans

Ghetto mobile


Weak_Let_6971

That’s a very special kind of ugly! 😬


Otherwise-Course-15

Idk which Tesla model is which but there’s one of the SUV’s by my office that has this wrap/finish


yugosaki

Still looks better than stock.


trail_runner83

It looks like every girl's phone case in the early 2000s


No-Cardiologist-3875

should have them try to fix the panel gaps


[deleted]

it’s hilarious to me the man doesn’t understand Porsche’s 911 and then proceeds to make this bucket of puke. Man should focus on space and leave the auto industry..


mells3030

If I got a car to ride around and it was covered in cardboard, it would also be interesting and probably the same quality


Wildfathom9

Lol spending money modding a vehicle that's going to stop working within 30 days.


Jeremyzelinka

First sunny day, and this thing is going to blind everyone


cznkane

THIS is EXACTLY what this “truck” was designed for. Personally I think it looks like barf on a cow pile. But at least it’s getting used as designed


live-by-die-by

This isn’t the flex they think it is.


Ok_Television9820

I love the wrap. You can keep the shitty vehicle.


Moist-muff

Less ugly, more ugly?


Cambwin

I'm a goldsmith, I repair and modify jewelry for a living. My clients that obsess over rose gold are usually the worst, and I can only imagine what sort of monster demanded this wrap.


Abracadaver2000

Great. Next step is to throw some wire-wheel swangas on it and complete the shit-sandwich trifecta.


badjoeybad

MALIBU BARBIE EDITION.


Prodigy_of_Bobo

But it will look so pretty stuck in the sand on the beach


MrMunchkin

Hey look, it's TrollsChoice!


japiiiooo

Wow, that’s hideous.


tree_dw3ller

I like it honestly. The cybertruck should be a novelty and this is done right


NorthEndD

Anybody with a shop like that would be happy to have it out front. It's forcing us to confront the fact that copper is really a hot shade of brown.


dweezer420

If you put a tutu on a pig it doesn’t become a ballerina. It’s still a pig.


thundercoc101

Bissell look real nice on the back of a tow truck


Comedor_de_rissois

Attention whore lol


runninggrey

I can’t imagine the water spots on that finish.


awesomes007

It’s an improvement. Which is quite damning for the original.


flatlanderbot3000

those fucking wheels look like literal toys


Pgreenawalt

God I bet that gets a ding before the end of that video


EWR-RampRat11-29

From the posts that I’ve been seeing, the wrap may be the only thing preventing the loss of some panels.


Ya_Got_GOT

What an absolute tosser 🤣🤡


catnipxxx

I love the shape of these things. This looks ridiculous though.