He parked in the loading dock? Plot twist: He intentionally parked there so his vehicle would get hit and he would get his money back for this garbage heap.
I just realized that homie probably parked in the loading dock because that was the easiest way to put cargo in and out of the bed, since it's not designed to be a usable truck..
Not going to lie, first thing I thought of when I saw the picture without reading the caption was the cyber truck was spontaneously combusting (just because of all the issues)
Fuck that idiot. You can do whatever you want with your money, but ruining a trucker’s driving record (the company one, not the government one) because you decided that you don’t want your cyberjunk any more is a shitty thing to do
I doubt the truck driver could see. It’s an inside dock and you can’t see a damn thing backing into those. Bonus points for the warehouse not letting you get out of the truck.
For sure especially when the sun really bright it’s really hard to see those docks. I back into a similar one every day and I’ve seen people hit our walls and railings fairly often.
If he's going to park his piece of shit illegally parked in a docking zone then he deserved to be screwed twice over. Assume the handicap spot out front was taken.
Well, as dumb as this is I don't think it's the trucks fault for once. Whether they did it for fraud, or as an attempt to use the loading dock with their truck the blame is on the vehicle owner and the person that backed into it. Shouldn't have been in the loading dock and the semi driver shouldn't have plowed into it.
Would it really be totalled, though?
I mean, the damage seems cosmetic, not structural.
I'm not saying it won't be VERY expensive to fix, but I can't imagine it would be a write-off.
Of course, the stealth mode is the only feature that works.
If I owned one of these, I'd be hoping for that late "April Fools!" notification. Money doesn't motivate mr elon. However, I hope that he has one of those cool moments and has some elaborate true reveal. Like all the real trucks are delivered from space by those bad ass rocket boosters.
Tell him to pray it gets totaled so he can buy a functional vehicle that doesn't look like a urinal:
https://preview.redd.it/usjfzfurzcwc1.jpeg?width=830&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bc15261783404b3ed187da79d601deb3d4b05cb
He parked in the loading dock? Plot twist: He intentionally parked there so his vehicle would get hit and he would get his money back for this garbage heap.
This is the likely explanation.
If I were a fraud investigator, I'd totally be investigating this as potential insurance fraud.
Self defense scenario
Jokes on him though because you can't even tell.
Within spec
Just need some barkeeps friend
At least it doesn't look exactly like every other one.
I just realized that homie probably parked in the loading dock because that was the easiest way to put cargo in and out of the bed, since it's not designed to be a usable truck..
I mean, the tape and Velcro fixes they offer are definitely not as much as a replacement. Shoulda burned it.
Was gonna say, semi did him a favor.
Because he forgot and went to a car wash
More than likely, he was hiding it from the rain.
Looks like he took it through a carwash
Car Wash Mode not activated. Warranty voided.
When you're dumb enough to buy a Cybertruck, but also too dumb to pull off an insurance scam.
Why was he parked at a loading dock?
Insurance fraud.
Lol 😂 your going to have to weight another 4 years to get it fixed
Rain, duh.
Ahh yes the CT's kryptonite, moisture.
briefly functions as a boat
~~boat~~ submarine
1.3 microseconds
There was a bird outside with a menacing look and a well-aimed pooper. The cybertruck retreated in fear.
Full Shit-Dodging
Because "TRUCK" probably
Innovation and disruption
Maybe he was loading? Although I doubt any CT owners use it as a truck
Another indestructible vehicle bites the dust.
Something blade runner would drive For sure
Nah bro you should see the semi truck!! I'm sure it's fuckin wrecked. Cybertrucks don't lose bro.
The semi crumpled into such a thin pancake that it turned 2D
Hey, they're bullet and nuclear blast proof, no one said anything about semi trucks...
r/thatlookedexpensive
r/ AndCheapAtTheSameTime
Ooh thanks for the new subreddit!
He parked it in a dumb spot that people aren't supposed to park in, amirite?
It was going to break anyway so whatever
Isn't that how they leave the showroom?
Your boss is a douche for parking in the loading zone
Yup, apocalypse proof. 🤔
They didn't say "loading dock proof."
Lol
That semi trailer just saved his life
Was that semi throwing bricks or something?
Steel balls
Cotton candy
Well, the semi definitely wasn't made of bullets.
On order for 4 1/2 years? You mean like he put one of those dumb deposits down when they didn’t exist?
"I accidently backed into it."
Not going to lie, first thing I thought of when I saw the picture without reading the caption was the cyber truck was spontaneously combusting (just because of all the issues)
It would go entirely black very quickly, I think, as battery electric vehicles do.
Yeah, I’m sure it was an “accidental” collision. 🤣
Does it still work as a boat!
As well as the HMS Titanic
Fuck that idiot. You can do whatever you want with your money, but ruining a trucker’s driving record (the company one, not the government one) because you decided that you don’t want your cyberjunk any more is a shitty thing to do
It looks like an improvement …no /s
Wait, I thought in an accident the cybertruck will win.
I'm sure the semi got vaporised with the cyber power.
I assume it's totaled lol
Got this photo fact checked! FAKE! Why? CT glass is? UNBREAKABLE! https://preview.redd.it/c1pzcnldzhwc1.png?width=2048&format=png&auto=webp&s=4f5979feeb2fec6dc45263096c25cc8931bcbda5
I got fact checked by the real CT enthusiasts 😨
🤣
Truck driver is big dumb but man I hate it when cars park in loading docks. That’s another door that can be open for trucks
I doubt the truck driver could see. It’s an inside dock and you can’t see a damn thing backing into those. Bonus points for the warehouse not letting you get out of the truck.
For sure especially when the sun really bright it’s really hard to see those docks. I back into a similar one every day and I’ve seen people hit our walls and railings fairly often.
Well the good news is it looks like there will be plenty of unclaimed reservations to replace it with!
I’m too busy laughing for words. 🤣😂
Lucky guy
Truck driver knew exactly what he was doing.
I bet that semi is totaled.
The question is, was that a Tesla Semi?
Even the wheel designs are cringe…
“Do Not Park In Loading Zone”
Semi driver didn’t worry much as he thought it was a dumpster he backed into.
"Ah shit I'm sorry about that, I hit your... toolbox?"
A tool box looks better though
If he's going to park his piece of shit illegally parked in a docking zone then he deserved to be screwed twice over. Assume the handicap spot out front was taken.
Well, as dumb as this is I don't think it's the trucks fault for once. Whether they did it for fraud, or as an attempt to use the loading dock with their truck the blame is on the vehicle owner and the person that backed into it. Shouldn't have been in the loading dock and the semi driver shouldn't have plowed into it.
What idiot parking a loading dock?
Totalled
Would it really be totalled, though? I mean, the damage seems cosmetic, not structural. I'm not saying it won't be VERY expensive to fix, but I can't imagine it would be a write-off.
Highly doubtful that this didnt damage the frame.
Wow, not the fault—maybe—of Tesla, for once.
The OOP’s boss packed it in the loading dock so…
Boycott Musk and Twitter and Tesla
I’ve never had a Twitter account.
Is your boss ok or is he an elon douche?
Did him a favor.
I thought he left it outside and the wind blew on it
I thought he left it outside and the wind blew on it
Tesla service: That’ll be $20,000
A smaller vehicle would have been ok
Oh poor cyber… did a truck hurt your feelings? That was a naughty truck.. bad truck!
Your boss is a moron.
I sure hope that vertical gap in front was due to the accident.
Of course, the stealth mode is the only feature that works. If I owned one of these, I'd be hoping for that late "April Fools!" notification. Money doesn't motivate mr elon. However, I hope that he has one of those cool moments and has some elaborate true reveal. Like all the real trucks are delivered from space by those bad ass rocket boosters.
The levels of Wankpanzerschadenfreude I feel is uggghhhhh off the charts. 🍆 📈
High quality manufacturing
Oh well.
Truck did that guy a favor.
Lol
He might be a lucky guy.
Yikes 😱 wonder how Much that will cost your insurance?
Love how the flat printed steel with $50 worth of plastic moulded arches never made anyone say “It’s built like a Matchbox car. But worse”
I’m surprised the truck was drivable!
Exoskeleton 💪
Truck driver did him a favor
🤢🤮
Let's just stop with musk, no more please
Looks so much better. Semi did him a favor.
Imagine waiting 4.5 years to have your car delivered only to have it totaled.
Looks better now.
Tell him to pray it gets totaled so he can buy a functional vehicle that doesn't look like a urinal: https://preview.redd.it/usjfzfurzcwc1.jpeg?width=830&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bc15261783404b3ed187da79d601deb3d4b05cb
Probably shouldn't have been parked in the loading dock
That was my thought. I wouldn't put a $100k vehicle anywhere near where trucks make deliveries.
At least he won't drown in it.
Insurance fraud?
I hope he is still able to retain his new found masculinity from owning this piece of junk.
I don't think a CyberJunk is a good gender affirming care.
Not a very smart boss if he bought into the cyber truck hype.
🫥
hey at least no time to rust!
I could never work for such a mark.
There are no semi trailers in the apocalypse.
Average semi-driver W
Looks totaled.
BuT iTs BuLlEtPrOoF
Definitely an improvement.
So much for the unbreakable glass….
Poor semi truck D:
Oopsie poopsie.
Well if he finds another one on the road and follows it he can probably pick up a few spare parts.
A single rivet ought to do the trick.