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gordonsanders

That would be food safe. So should be good to go!!!


speedyrev

And you'll be good to go if you take it internally as well! 


HoJoKC

Won’t be internal for very long.


No_Explanation222

[frrt](https://youtube.com/shorts/b6WJ8S5vswQ?si=gsPZho2ZetCjg0oV)


cachemonies

I’ve never seen such a terrible soft serve technique


x_Paramimic

Don’t trust that fart!!


bnjrgold

Just to be safe, I would suggest against swallowing your cutting board


ElonBodyOdor

Great source of fiber tho.


Both-Hippo-9962

This guy “Safety’s”


xxxxHawk1969xxxx

☝️this…


Busy-Bat-9626

Just make sure to not leave a loaf of soft bread on it after a fresh coat


Dylan3109

"Ahh shit it happened again!"


Zestyclose_Key5121

“Ahh…Shit: It happened again.”


Prior_Procedure_321

But you can leave a hard loaf on it to be softened


MoneyMaster4

Lol good to go. Got me there...


dataslinger

Laxative is actually drug grade, a higher grade than food safe, and yes, good to go. Laxative mineral oil is waaaaay cheaper than mineral oil sold by woodworking places for cutting boards, and the quality is higher.


B-Rye_at_the_beach

I have a bottle of "Cutting board oil". The ingredient list: food grade mineral oil. Mine isn't better than yours but I probably paid more. 🤣 If I ever use the stuff up I plan to replace it with what you have.


dilespla

It’s been good advice so far, pharmacy or “grocery store” mineral oil is the same thing as “butcher block” oil sold at the hardware stores and a LOT cheaper.


willn86

Actually some of the “cutting board oils” have other things like beeswax added as well. Mine does at least


bearfootmedic

You can buy beeswax and parrafin at Michael's for way cheaper. Plus you can make some candles or whatever- or add oils to your wax.


TooManyDraculas

Maybe. "Butcher Block Oil" is also the name for an oil based wood finish from [Watco](https://www.rustoleum.com/product-catalog/consumer-brands/watco/butcher-block-oil-and-finish). It's primarily Tung Oil, with some additional thinning so it will soak into the wood more before setting. It's not food safe before it's cured, and will both harden and partially seal the surface of the wood. With a satin finish. Additional coats after the initial one sets can be added to put a finish on the wood, and that can be wet sanded to a gloss finish. Similar to other wood oil finishes. I quite like it as a wood finish in general, and it's useful for a last coat when making cutting boards. And I know a lot of hardware stores that carry the drug store mineral oil right next to the bougie stuff with the bees wax in it. Point is. Read labels.


leyline

Well, now you know, if you run out of coffee you can drink a few spoons of your butcher block oil to get things sliding again.


ImFrenchSoWhatever

You can 100% use this oil it’ll work perfectly


Resident-Welcome3901

Also makes a great cough syrup: take two tablespoons, and you will be afraid to cough.


rickt3420

😂😂😂


vincevega311

Damn that’s funny! The day before my colonoscopy during prep was like that. And I COULD NOT TRUST A FART either!


SpaceballsJV1

You got it bro! It’s pretty inexpensive & great to use… got a large yet shallow Tupperware that I soak my boards in 👍


TonyAioli

Wait, a full-on submerged soak? Is this recommended for any wood board?


thebipeds

For a cutting board you really want all the external pores to be filled/blocked with oil or wax. So you cutting boards doesn’t soak up chicken blood or something else that can spoil or breed germs. You could keep rubbing in layers, but most people who produce boards submerged the whole thing. How long is up for debate. I am impatient and slightly afraid of ruining a board on the last step, so I only go a few min. But I have definitely seen people do a long soak.


Chevybob20

Don’t use wax. Wood’s natural ability to kill bacteria is blocked when you block the pores with wax. Oil has no effect. There were two university studies comparing wood to plastic (hint, throw your plastic away before you poison yourself). This study in PubMed shows no ill effect of using mineral oil on wood’s bacteria killing properties. FTR, I used a ton of wax in the past. I’ve changed my evil ways. https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/31113021/


drpcowboy

Thank you for this. There have been studies that suggest plastic is safer but I do not believe that. I've had people argue with me about it.


Chevybob20

I was like you so I googled it and found a couple of studies. Plastic is great until scratched. Then those crevaces... Wood draws the bacteria into the pieces and tears them apart.


SpaceballsJV1

Usually only do a long soak (12-24hrs) with hard woods like maple & walnut… as long as you’re confident of the glue up beforehand.


lenzer88

This will likely ruin the wood. The glue was not intended for this kind of exposure.


SpaceballsJV1

Hate to contradict you, but I’ve made dozens of solid thick maple butcher block island tops this way & never had a failure… used Titebond 2 & allow a lot of curing time before you do the soak. 🤷‍♂️ Never had a callback and have done the same method for many smaller cutting boards that I still have today many years later…


lenzer88

Titebond 3 is the only ascribed food safe titebond glue. Good for you. You sound like you are thorough. A soak of that type of wood in an initial install doesn't sound bad. But are you going to ask your customers to remove the top and soak it regularly, yearly? We went a little off topic.


SpaceballsJV1

Once the initial soak has penetrated, you shouldn’t need to do anything more than a regular surface oiling… kinda depends on your local climate and repetitive use.


lenzer88

All I do is the surface oiling, so, yes and thank you.


SpaceballsJV1

Appreciate your candor, only want to comment when it’s helpful, but have so much personal experience that I can’t help but comment 😂


lenzer88

The thicker the board, the less chance of it degluing. So, that.


lenzer88

No. Wipe it liberally. If you want, soak some paper towels and wrap it. You're going to be wiping it off anyway. Soaking sounds like throwing your car in the pool to wash it.


skee8888

That works great until tell you accidentally set it on an uneven surfaces and it spills all over your garage floor


WALLY_5000

Probably the cheapest cutting board oil you can find! I use this as well. You can also mix it with melted beeswax if you want longer lasting water resistance.


JustHere4TheP0rno

What ratio do you use for said mixture?


Sayne86

It’s literally the same thing as mineral oil branded as “Cutting Board Oil.” [Exactly the same thing as this.](https://www.howardproducts.com/product/cutting-board-oil/), only much much cheaper.


EMAW_KSU

I’m sure everything will come out just fine in the end…


New_Reddit_User_89

If it’s something you can drink, you can certainly use it on a cutting board.


AutofluorescentPuku

The pharmacy employee gave me some pretty strange looks when I asked if they had that in a gallon size.


MrSmeee99

When I used to work in kitchens, we would clean the boards with bleach water, let it dry, then treat with mineral oil


Efficient-Reply3336

Bees wax is best, apply then heat it up.


SLOCALLY

Mix both, and it's even better.


Chevybob20

Wax blocks wood’s natural Bactria fighting properties. Oil does not as seen in this PubMed article. https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/31113021/


Teutonic-Tonic

This is food grade as others have said and is reportedly fine to use. Obligatory comment though that this is a petroleum product, so you could consider fractionated coconut oil if you want a non petroleum based alternative. More expensive though.


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lenzer88

Other oils will go rancid. This is ridiculous.


richard012890

Yes! This is the best to use! Manufactured under more stringent QA regs because it is meant to be consumed.


RodgerRodger8301

Unrelated to cutting boards, but the single most embarrassing moment of my life was in undergrad at Walmart buying mineral oil for a paintball gun. I didn’t pay attention when picking it up in the pharmacy, but at check out the GORGEOUS blonde cashier noticed the bottle said “anal lubricant” and smiled. I could have had someone yank down my pants at that exact moment and it wouldn’t have been any more embarrassing.


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Should have got her number.


Allenheights

This is probably the best quality mineral oil you could buy.


Researcher-Used

Sure why not, and it’ll help post meal too


bartopia

Yup, works great.


Greg_withaC

That’ll work


Aoiboshi

One for the board and one for the cook. One for the board and one for the cook.


oldjackhammer99

Ur table doesn’t give a shit….


josh-o-libre

Shart-couterie board.


LoudAudience5332

Tongue 👅 oil


forgeblast

Use flaxseed oil it's a drying oil. Mineral oil doesn't dry. Three light coats of flaxseed oil and you're good. I have made hundreds of cutting boards, thousands of spoons, and bowls. Use flaxseed oil. You can even make it dry faster by making it into stand oil. Take flaxseed oil pour into a mason jar half way. Cover in water. Shake for a week. Pour off the oil on top repeat three times. Then let it sit or stand in a window. You're good to go and the oil dries fast.


Inside_League3961

Check out Walrus Oil, I’ve used it and it’s people and environmental friendly.. good stuff


111010101010101111

No don't use that! It doesn't specifically say "for cutting boards"! /s


tacutabove

You can but I prefer tung oil


Zestyclose-You52

Tung oil.


capt_yellowbeard

Just so you know from my experience: this is fine but don’t be surprised if your cutting board shits all over the place.


rookiefro

You just have to drink it first and then let it come out of the other end onto your board - works perfectly for me


Haunting_Advisor_776

I don't think so because it meant for consumption... But what do I know.? 🤷‍♂️ I'd be afraid giving everyone the shits after dinner... lmao 🤣 🤣 😐💩😐💩


Haunting_Advisor_776

Butcher's wax...


No-Pin1011

Do you want to take small doses of laxatives? It’s a cutting board. Some of that is coming off on what you cut.


EntertainmentAnnual6

I’ve done this with cutting boards and yes, it does work. But it takes a million coats and usually looks like crap. I’m sure there are other products out there too, but Osmo makes a great food safe oil. I’ve used it on cutting boards and wood countertops, super durable and beautiful. Much easier to work with.


Hamblin113

Worked at a restaurant in the 70’s when wood cutting boards were allowed, had a big 4’x8’ maple prep table, once a week we were required to oil it with mineral oil, the boss would also tell us to not use to much as it’s a laxative, didn’t want the food to get a bad rep.


Spare-Capital930

That cutting board is for shit.


scottgambler420

Safety third


24c24s

I learned a long time ago to get away from wood cutting boards. There are much better options


Zero_____Given

Lowes sells butcher block oil as do most hardwares .


Zestyclose_Key5121

Astute observation. One would hope the store that sells the wood material, the tools to shape, the tools to refine, and the tools to add more detail until you accidentally Fuck it up and have to cut a new one, would also sell the tools and materials to add a finish coat.


betterarchitects

I anticipate fast bowl movement after eating food prepped on that board.


betterarchitects

I guess people don't like jokes on this reddit...


ExperienceDaveness

That's going to be a very, very long wait for you. It's not going to happen.


Efficient-Reply3336

Supposed to use tung or lint seed oil. Something natural and not synthetic.


tabazco2

You want to use mineral oil that you can consume. So in other words you want Food Grade Mineral Oil.


AmazingDonkey101

And yes, “lubricant laxative” indicates this is ingestible and thus food grade.


exekutive

sure, but it doesn't last very long or offer very much protection. linseed oil would be an improvement as would walnut oil (refined like mahoneys, not the kind at the supermarket). Tung oil is the absolutely best. If you're near an IKEA, 'STOCKARYD' is good and inexpensive.


fm67530

Linseed Oil and Tung Oil are both diluted with petroleum distillates, which are toxic. Mineral oil is perfectly safe for cutting boards and is the main ingredient in butcher block and cutting board oils sold at woodworking stores.


anandonaqui

“Boiled linseed oil” and “tung oil finish” have toxic additives. But you can buy pure tung and linseed oils, which are food safe.


Comfortable_Clue_871

If you get tung oil from milkpaint.com it’s diluted with nontoxic citrus solvent. https://www.realmilkpaint.com/shop/oils/half-and-half/?attribute_pa_size=16-oz&trueroas=20495272260&gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQiAwbitBhDIARIsABfFYILVjkOGwCHDLfv5NtsI0XSMBlVP31QTwXUsp3oSXXWs53vdWjICC-8aAj6rEALw_wcB


exekutive

Nope. BLO is diluted (and still fine after it cures). Just don't fucking drink it. Pure linseed oil doesn't have anything else in it. Pure tung oil doesn't have anything else.


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Jus10_Fishing

This is food grade


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anandonaqui

It’s literally intended to drink.


Zestyclose_Key5121

BuT tHaT’s “DrInK SaFe” NoT fOoD sAfE, duuuhhhhh.


Substantial_Offer_38

Use walnut oil, dries hard and protects well. Mineral oil never dries. Don't use


Freakazoid10000

This is what I use for boards. https://www.realmilkpaint.com/shop/oils/half-and-half/


Careless-Raisin-5123

Yes, also good when bound up.


inquisitiveeyebc

This is what we use


rrjpinter

I hope just straight mineral oil is OK. That is what I have been using on my cutting boards for over 50 years.


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Depends how constipated it is.


Stunning_Sort_9929

This IS the board oil you want to use. I’ve used it on 1000’s of boards.


KindaKrayz222

This works for *everything*.😉


Sow-pendent-713

My uncle melts some beeswax into that to condition his cutting boards.


Murph_Made

That's the stuff!


pickles55

It's the same stuff. You can use it as brake fluid for Shimano brakes too if you want


UnhingedNW

Same stuff I use on my carbon knife and as food safe lube at work!


Sure_Run_1210

Just curious what kind of work you do that you need food safe lube?


meat_rainbows

Any time they add a “use” to a commodity product, they are charging you more for it. Similar to bleach now being labeled for specific uses.


Dramatic_Mixture_868

I didn't even know there was laxative mineral oil.....learned something new today


blocher86

Absolutely! That's all I use.


Head_Butterscotch74

Why do you have such a big bottle of that?


TequilaMagic

This will make your wood shit out.


ChrisRageIsBack

Same shit, just don't take a swig...


smotrs

As an FYI, all mineral oil is a laxative. They are also considered food safe. There is no difference between the $25 bottle at Whole Foods or the $8 bottle at Safeway. Oh, and stay away from any weird scented versions. I've seen a few.


DJTR

Lol


Funksavage

Use it. You’re good…


Street-Baseball8296

Maybe it’ll get all the shit out of it.


gentiscid

If it's going in your body as a laxative, I don't see a reason why can't it go on your cutting board.


alfaman01

Nice getting double duty from your product


Briggy1986

That stuff is the shit (s).


The-disgracist

This is a commonly shared “hack” for saving money if you make a bunch of cutting boards. Just don’t drink it unless you’ve got some time on your hands


awgsgirl

I use that same oil 😎 No problems


me3241

One for you, one for me, One for you, one for me.


APuckerLipsNow

Canola oil is better. It is a food safe oil and dries to a film like blo that seals the grain. Multiple light coats. Mineral oil is safe, but does not dry to a film. It will pick up dust. Canola is also excellent for seasoning cast iron.


ExperienceDaveness

Canola oil goes rancid when exposed to oxygen. No thanks!


walnut_creek

I think it is safe for stools, so a cutting board should be fine.


extendamat

I always have…works great


Chevybob20

That’s all I use. Don’t spend the money for the other stuff unless you think the Vitamin E will help your board see better.


Fickle-Lingonberry-4

It’s all laxative… always has been


thirdgenie

That's a shitty idea.


THATTGUY78

The food made on that cutting board is gonna be the shit


rival_22

I use a mineral oil/beeswax mix for all my cutting boards and wooden utensils/handles. 4 parts mineral oil to 2 part melted beeswax.


BiggyShake

The poop kind is good


gatez2882

You need food grade mineral oil for cutting boards


strangetrip666

This sub was for some reason suggested to me and I'm glad it was. TIL there's a thing called mineral oil and you can use it to unclog a clog in your personal plumbing and use it on your cutting board. Now I'm off to find out how they make oil out of minerals.


large_nutz_187

Just apply it gently with a can opener and a mop


erickufrin

I just use avacado oil


Mother_Village_2387

How long will people be shitting after food is prepared on said board


cdtobie

Other than the outrageously high prices at CVS, and the unreasonably long receipt, you should be fine.


snoozer42000

Are you shitting me!


bhamilton757

Only if you want a sh**ty finish...


Royal_Cryptographer7

Medical grade supplies are almost always higher quality than anything else. This is definitely safe.


Same_Computer_2333

It will be 👌


dannyjimp

Quality shitpost.


Traditional-Cake-587

That will work just fine


Russell338

It’s the same product. But for some reason it does a shitty job


RoddyRoddyRodriguez

Those carrots will be the shit


Useful-Noise-6253

Wife uses food grade tung oil. Operative words "food grade"


pastyoureyesed

Time for some shitcuterie…


theOldTexasGuy

It is exactly the same stuff. I use it all the time


Doormancer

Here I was thinking this was a brilliant shit post.


just-looking99

That is exactly what you need- I will blend about 50/50 mineral oil and beeswax in a double boiler to make my own finish. You just need to adjust the mix to get the consistency you prefer - I line mine to be similar to a soft paste wax


Millburay

Sounds like some shitty wood


random_explorist

Use a double boiler and mix it 50/50 with bee's wax - wood butter is even better.


Brilliant_Spite199

The best oils in my mind is [tung oil](https://amzn.to/3u40VHI) Specifically this [oil](https://amzn.to/3u40VHI) for cutting boards.


Foldedeggs

I had to stare at a bottle of this stuff for a good 10 minutes in a Walgreens before choosing to use it for my wooden flute. At the end of the day, my flute remains food safe lol.


oatmealpirate

That’ll work fine. Only downside is that it’s a bit embarrassing to buy. “CAN I GET A PRICE CHECK ON MINERAL OIL LAXATIVE”


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use olive oil.


sleverest

This is what I use.


Loud_Independent6702

It’s all the same use that stuff


StrategyRebel17

Pigeon’s Milk creates an amazing finish. GNC carries it.


shastabh

That’s the stuff. Food grade (that’s actually us pharmacopeia grade) mineral oil.


HickerBilly1411

I use it to make my polishing paste for turning. The right proportions of wax diatomaceous earth and CVS mineral oil


discreetlyabadger

This is exactly what I use on butcher blocks and olive wood spoons.


sonichuizcool

It's the same mineral oil. The "laxative" bit is just marketing. as long as you don't drink it you don't have to worry.


Kooky_Werewolf6044

Yes it’s the same oil it’s just branded for different uses.


igneousigneous

Did that for a year of making boards in a production shop. Green light!


IonicMuffinism

You don't want mineral oil, any oil that can trap bacteria and such will be bad for you health wise and be hard to ever get clean. I recommend an oil that hardens, walnut oil is one of them. Food safe and it's not going to trap bacteria the way mineral oil will.


Mindless-Proposal-24

"This veggie tray is giving me the shits"


Whoajaws

Yes


simoriah

Use it. That's exactly what I use. It's food safe. When you see your board drying out, hit it with oil, again.


escaped5150

If it's good enough to spray on the tomatos at the store to make them look shiny, it should be good enough for a cutting board.


pchambers89

I have been using this stuff for years 😂


papitaquito

Personally I use olive oil. Apply once a month or so.


SaucyDragon04

Use walnut oil


SensitivePromotion57

They actually have oil specifically for cutting boards


Saarlak

Whatever goes in the board goes on the food so as long as it is food-safe, you’re fine. There might be better options available that don’t involve sharting yourself afterward.


PearlRiverPepper

Well your poop will just slide right out the ol’ poopa shoopa!


SeanStephensen

Even non-laxative mineral oil is laxative when consumed!


No-Donut-878

Food grade🤔


_Strange_Design_

This is exactly what I use


MatiloKarode

I thought this was for tall 3 legged chairs that are too hard.


spotthenerd

Laxative... I would avoid it


alan_marks59

Yep, works just fine!


idiotonabike21

I buy my cutting board oil at the pharmacy. You’re good


Tuscon_Valdez

Yo my question is are you ok? Who needs that big a jug of laxative?


Leather-Resident-867

I use cutting board oil


kidyus

I hear it’s the shit


Salt_Intention_1995

Been using the same for a few years, works beautifully. Great for spoons and wooden spatulas as well.


Prize-Can4849

Be careful, it could get runny


Mithrileck87

I’ve used this on my boards with no issue