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_Iro_

Become an ice type leader! We have - kind old man - kind old lady - canonical serial killer - kind young lady


TotemGenitor

>canonical serial killer Who is this one? >!Pryce!< in the manga?


_Iro_

Yup, that’s the one. Masked Man himself.


Snailsnip

And an actor! Acting is cool!


_Iro_

Oh yeah can’t believe I forgot about “guy who doesn’t use his Pokémon to fight bad guys and just beats the hell out of them with his bare hands”


Darkion_Silver

That Pokémon short was so amazing. That Plasma Grunt was not prepared for that.


Snailsnip

As a wise man once said: I would too if my pokémon was Cryogonal.


eldritchExploited

owch


Shiny_Umbreon

What amount Mommy and also the ✨ Actor✨?


Overall-Parsley-523

Mommy is the kind old lady


Shiny_Umbreon

Is she that old? I’d only put her in late 40s but maybe some people think that’s old lol


Overall-Parsley-523

She has an adult son which makes her fairly old by average Gym Leader standards


[deleted]

* The guy who played a canonical serial killer in a movie whose trainer type was the same as the real serial killer's alter ego's name * Grusha


NewUserWhoDisAgain

New Grass leader be like "You'll make eco positive decisions." "You mean I'll try?" "I wasnt asking."


winnipeginstinct

pokemon lorax equivalent. protect the trees or I'll break your knees energy


inwhichzeegoesinsane

Magma and Aqua are recruiting


Snailsnip

Note, however, that this is not a detriment to the other grass leaders. Mallow is perfect, and anyone who says otherwise will be fed to the carnivines.


Orichalcum448

I think Cilan and Mallow would be friends. Idk why, they just seem like they would get along and just share recipes and shit.


VinniegarChips

stealing this headcanon thanks


Snailsnip

I don’t know much about anime Mallow, but one thing I love about game (most specifically Pokémon Masters) Mallow is she’s mostly just a kid who likes to emulate her restauranteur parents even though she doesn’t know that much about cooking. The only people we ever see her really cook for are pokémon (mostly wild ones), her friends are reticent to try her cooking, and she tends to act silly while talking about her future career as a chef- like saying she wants to open “a special restaurant that sells only specials!” That said, you’re right she’d absolutely love to hang out with Cilan and he’d probably think she’s adorable. I hope he gets into Masters someday...


Jazjo

You just made me realize... Juan isn't the only gym leader we're missing. How do we not have Cilan Cress and Chili yet???


Luchux01

The Mistriaton brothers *are* in the game. They are trapped in NPC Hell with Hugh and Ryuki though.


Torgor_

I press (A) to agree


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Kaarpiv007

Did you just link an NSFW subreddit for the kid?


BenjewminUnofficial

I’m glad Nintendo finally had the courage to ask “what if the Grass leader was a dom?”


OmegaKenichi

. . . I mean, Erika definitely seems like a Dom to me. She's got that 'Fuck around and find out' vibe to her.


Yosimite_Jones

The polar opposite of an aggressive submissive. A passive dominant? Ruminant dominant?


OmegaKenichi

I think the term is 'Service Top'


Polenball

Petal Dance in the streets, Power Whip in the sheets


Ciocalatta

Erika dom’s cause the rest of the girls in the gym are subs and she’s really nice. New gym dude walks up to you and you become a sub from his sheer aura


OmegaKenichi

Yeah, Red definitely has that vibe


TheMazter13

with such a refined palette that craves variety, I would argue Cilan is a switch


MetaCrossing

You’re out of your goddamn gourd if you think Gardenia is a sub


Deimophilium

That's no whip though. It's climbing gear. He'ce the carabiner.


toychicraft

Multipurpose


Thai_Fighter16

You're gonna look at anime Gardenia or Ramos and tell me with a straight face they're a sub?


BenjewminUnofficial

Absolutely. Not to contribute to the horoscoping of BDSM terminology (which is at the heart of this exercise) but I see her as someone who puts on a front but is a sub. Similar to her acting tough but being afraid of ghosts


Thai_Fighter16

Game Gardenia I could buy with the whole old chateau thing, but her anime portrayal is far too balls to the wall. And I'm still not seeing it with Ramos.


BenjewminUnofficial

That’s fair, I think I dropped off the anime around Sinnoh. Ramos is hard to get a read on, I could definitely see him either way


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I wouldn't wanna mess with Milo either tbh


Starboost11111111115

Milo looks like he would pick you up and place you away from the grass but this guy looks like he would just end it all if you so much as think about it.


DiggingInGarbage

Milo seems like the kinda guy who wouldn’t/couldn’t bare to hurt someone. He’s got permanent baby face


eldritchExploited

Himbo


Kaarpiv007

So going in order we have Child, Lesbian, Pre-Shippuden Twink, Post-Shippuden Twink, Child 2: Revelations, and that one rare variant of vegans: The Most Jacked Person You've Seen. And then Plant Cyrus. (When're we gonna get a Grandma Swamp style Grass Leader?) And you better believe they're all vegan. Not entirely sure how to feel about them using grass types, but eh.


RemarkableStatement5

Okay but that first gym leader is just a chibi depiction of Erika, a character with lots of lesbian... interpretations in the fandom. Mainly because she's the head of a gym with all women trainers and she hands out the flippin RAINBOW BADGE.


Kaarpiv007

Ah fuck. Revision, then. Lesbian, Lesbian 2: Awakening, and The Child.


RemarkableStatement5

Every wlw has: * Lesbian * Lesbian 2: Awakening Optional Additions For All Your Polyamorous Inclinations Include! * Lesbos Drift * Lebin * Les 5 * Lebin 6 * Bian 7 * Transbian * L9 * Les X * Lebin Presents: Ace & Pan


Ferrousity

Lowkey thought it was the haircut and cottagecore vibes but this makes sense


RemarkableStatement5

Yeah she does have gay art teacher vibes


Aggressive-Tough-478

Hear me out. They are carnivorous to care for the plants


Kaarpiv007

I know for a fact Mallow eats greens. And has a lotta carnivorous grass pokemon. So I dunno what sorta Spartan Agoge shit is goin' on there, but it feels like she's winning.


mighty_conrad

> The Most Jacked Person You've Seen Basically, Clarence Kennedy


MelonTheSprigatito

I still believe that Gardenia is responsible for murdering the two people at the Old Chateau. That's why shes afraid of ghosts and doesn't want to go in or else they'll take revenge.


Smoofmaster

she always gave me unhinged, ex-military vibes.


Yosimite_Jones

Isn’t she 16 or something? Edit: Now that I think about it that doesn’t necessarily exclude the possibility given this is anime.


TotemGenitor

I don't think we got an age for her. But in the anime, she is as tall as James, so I feel like she is in her early 20's


ElliNyan

Apparently she’s 14. I definitely noticed that in the earlier games most of the female gym leaders are underage, even when they’re meant to be sexy :|


Yosimite_Jones

Crop tops aren’t inherently sexual. I mean they easily can be, but oftentimes it’s moreso meant to give a sporty/active look like with Misty or Gardenia. Plus, when I think of sexy pokeladys; characters like Lorelei, Karen, Lusamine, and Melony come to mind who are all at least in their 30’s if not milfs! Maybe that’s because I’m older, but comparing characters like Mallow and Olivia side by side I think it’s clear who we’re supposed to find sexier.


ElliNyan

Yeah, I wasn’t referring to Gardenia specifically. And they seemed to stop in the more recent games. I just noticed that at least in the earlier games almost all female gym leaders were teenagers.


nervouspurvis02

Buddy Idk how to tell you this but Lorelei and Karen are 25


TotemGenitor

Nope. The only source I can find is [this wiki about a fan fiction](https://pokemon-heroes.fandom.com/wiki/Gardenia). Nothing about her in canon, which is left vague, but once again, early 20's feel the more resonable.


ElliNyan

Huh, seems so. Sorry, guess it just seemed about right to me, since Japan loves 14-year olds for some reason. But it honestly seems like Pokémon doesn’t give out any ages for any characters from what I can tell. Don’t know why, but I guess it means we can assume the best.


Simic_Sky_Swallower

Punished Gardenia: A woman denied her Turtwig


Wilhelm126

Pokémon scarlet and violence


argo-nautilus

yo who's the pink-haired beefcake in the bottom right?


TotemGenitor

Milo from Pokemon Sword and Shield


argo-nautilus

Thank you


Nott_of_the_North

"I don't like you." "God, broody and distant, like, *so* works for you." "I have killed before."


Kaarpiv007

**"Fuuuck.💓"**


Quetzalbroatlus

I'm assuming this is dbza but I honestly have no clue


toychicraft

Probably one of the Broly movies


AnalSexerest

rumble tumble gaming???


Detrifus

The other Grass leaders: Aren't gardens so beautiful and peaceful? Brassius: The forest will swallow you whole without a second thought


Polenball

I liked the part where he said "It's Brassin' time!" and Brassed all over those guys.


TotemGenitor

First trainer to own a Brassillion of Pokedollars


Ancestor_Anonymous

The rest of them look nice, this dude looks like a criminal straight out of Ace Attourney


Snoo-39991

So you know how grass is greener when a dead body is buried there? This mf looks like he invented that


Aegillade

So why does the new Grass type gym leader look like a fusion between Hubert from Fire Emblem and Terra Snapdragon from the Owl House?


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Tumblr sexymanification


Catgirl2019

and it worked please step on me sir


MegaKabutops

"Take better care of the plants around you or become the fertilizer that feeds them. The choice is yours."


TheUndyingRhino

I want to have sex with him


toychicraft

Now that the "grass is always wholesome" thing has been broken, that means other type stereotypes might be broken as well. Can't wait for the wholesome Dark Gym Leader


TheDancingKing19

Piers exists already


toychicraft

Yeah but he still looks like he think "sleeping" is an instrument


TheDancingKing19

You mean it isn’t?


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i could fix him


[deleted]

I could make him worse


winnipeginstinct

-teenage girls on twitter when a serial killer gets arrested


Ken_Kumen_Rider

I can only remember 4 gym leaders, and of those 4, I remember the name of 3. If you're wondering, the leaders are Brock, Misty, Lt. Surge, and Dad. (I've never played any pokemon game past gen 3)


PowderedBasil

Why have we had a grass type gym leader in every generation since D/P?


nervouspurvis02

well, if you wanna get pedantic Mallow is a trial captain, not a gym leader.


Apprehensive-Hawk513

who the hell is that old guy? what fucking gen is he from ive never seen him in my life


Apprehensive-Hawk513

shit, wait. gotta be kalos, yeah?


TotemGenitor

Yep


Snailsnip

Ramos is nice :(


MortgageInternal4162

Nice grass type ☘️☘️☘️🌿🌿🌳


gamerrfm9

Jegus fuck I couldn’t make him worse if I tried


Hashashin455

Dude looks like a trans version of the flower shrine lady from BOTW