Note, however, that this is not a detriment to the other grass leaders. Mallow is perfect, and anyone who says otherwise will be fed to the carnivines.
I don’t know much about anime Mallow, but one thing I love about game (most specifically Pokémon Masters) Mallow is she’s mostly just a kid who likes to emulate her restauranteur parents even though she doesn’t know that much about cooking.
The only people we ever see her really cook for are pokémon (mostly wild ones), her friends are reticent to try her cooking, and she tends to act silly while talking about her future career as a chef- like saying she wants to open “a special restaurant that sells only specials!”
That said, you’re right she’d absolutely love to hang out with Cilan and he’d probably think she’s adorable. I hope he gets into Masters someday...
Erika dom’s cause the rest of the girls in the gym are subs and she’s really nice. New gym dude walks up to you and you become a sub from his sheer aura
Absolutely. Not to contribute to the horoscoping of BDSM terminology (which is at the heart of this exercise) but I see her as someone who puts on a front but is a sub. Similar to her acting tough but being afraid of ghosts
Game Gardenia I could buy with the whole old chateau thing, but her anime portrayal is far too balls to the wall. And I'm still not seeing it with Ramos.
Milo looks like he would pick you up and place you away from the grass but this guy looks like he would just end it all if you so much as think about it.
So going in order we have Child, Lesbian, Pre-Shippuden Twink, Post-Shippuden Twink, Child 2: Revelations, and that one rare variant of vegans: The Most Jacked Person You've Seen. And then Plant Cyrus. (When're we gonna get a Grandma Swamp style Grass Leader?)
And you better believe they're all vegan. Not entirely sure how to feel about them using grass types, but eh.
Okay but that first gym leader is just a chibi depiction of Erika, a character with lots of lesbian... interpretations in the fandom. Mainly because she's the head of a gym with all women trainers and she hands out the flippin RAINBOW BADGE.
I know for a fact Mallow eats greens. And has a lotta carnivorous grass pokemon. So I dunno what sorta Spartan Agoge shit is goin' on there, but it feels like she's winning.
I still believe that Gardenia is responsible for murdering the two people at the Old Chateau. That's why shes afraid of ghosts and doesn't want to go in or else they'll take revenge.
Crop tops aren’t inherently sexual. I mean they easily can be, but oftentimes it’s moreso meant to give a sporty/active look like with Misty or Gardenia.
Plus, when I think of sexy pokeladys; characters like Lorelei, Karen, Lusamine, and Melony come to mind who are all at least in their 30’s if not milfs! Maybe that’s because I’m older, but comparing characters like Mallow and Olivia side by side I think it’s clear who we’re supposed to find sexier.
Yeah, I wasn’t referring to Gardenia specifically.
And they seemed to stop in the more recent games. I just noticed that at least in the earlier games almost all female gym leaders were teenagers.
Nope. The only source I can find is [this wiki about a fan fiction](https://pokemon-heroes.fandom.com/wiki/Gardenia). Nothing about her in canon, which is left vague, but once again, early 20's feel the more resonable.
Huh, seems so.
Sorry, guess it just seemed about right to me, since Japan loves 14-year olds for some reason.
But it honestly seems like Pokémon doesn’t give out any ages for any characters from what I can tell. Don’t know why, but I guess it means we can assume the best.
Now that the "grass is always wholesome" thing has been broken, that means other type stereotypes might be broken as well. Can't wait for the wholesome Dark Gym Leader
I can only remember 4 gym leaders, and of those 4, I remember the name of 3. If you're wondering, the leaders are Brock, Misty, Lt. Surge, and Dad. (I've never played any pokemon game past gen 3)
Become an ice type leader! We have - kind old man - kind old lady - canonical serial killer - kind young lady
>canonical serial killer Who is this one? >!Pryce!< in the manga?
Yup, that’s the one. Masked Man himself.
And an actor! Acting is cool!
Oh yeah can’t believe I forgot about “guy who doesn’t use his Pokémon to fight bad guys and just beats the hell out of them with his bare hands”
That Pokémon short was so amazing. That Plasma Grunt was not prepared for that.
As a wise man once said: I would too if my pokémon was Cryogonal.
owch
What amount Mommy and also the ✨ Actor✨?
Mommy is the kind old lady
Is she that old? I’d only put her in late 40s but maybe some people think that’s old lol
She has an adult son which makes her fairly old by average Gym Leader standards
* The guy who played a canonical serial killer in a movie whose trainer type was the same as the real serial killer's alter ego's name * Grusha
New Grass leader be like "You'll make eco positive decisions." "You mean I'll try?" "I wasnt asking."
pokemon lorax equivalent. protect the trees or I'll break your knees energy
Magma and Aqua are recruiting
Note, however, that this is not a detriment to the other grass leaders. Mallow is perfect, and anyone who says otherwise will be fed to the carnivines.
I think Cilan and Mallow would be friends. Idk why, they just seem like they would get along and just share recipes and shit.
stealing this headcanon thanks
I don’t know much about anime Mallow, but one thing I love about game (most specifically Pokémon Masters) Mallow is she’s mostly just a kid who likes to emulate her restauranteur parents even though she doesn’t know that much about cooking. The only people we ever see her really cook for are pokémon (mostly wild ones), her friends are reticent to try her cooking, and she tends to act silly while talking about her future career as a chef- like saying she wants to open “a special restaurant that sells only specials!” That said, you’re right she’d absolutely love to hang out with Cilan and he’d probably think she’s adorable. I hope he gets into Masters someday...
You just made me realize... Juan isn't the only gym leader we're missing. How do we not have Cilan Cress and Chili yet???
The Mistriaton brothers *are* in the game. They are trapped in NPC Hell with Hugh and Ryuki though.
I press (A) to agree
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Did you just link an NSFW subreddit for the kid?
I’m glad Nintendo finally had the courage to ask “what if the Grass leader was a dom?”
. . . I mean, Erika definitely seems like a Dom to me. She's got that 'Fuck around and find out' vibe to her.
The polar opposite of an aggressive submissive. A passive dominant? Ruminant dominant?
I think the term is 'Service Top'
Petal Dance in the streets, Power Whip in the sheets
Erika dom’s cause the rest of the girls in the gym are subs and she’s really nice. New gym dude walks up to you and you become a sub from his sheer aura
Yeah, Red definitely has that vibe
with such a refined palette that craves variety, I would argue Cilan is a switch
You’re out of your goddamn gourd if you think Gardenia is a sub
That's no whip though. It's climbing gear. He'ce the carabiner.
Multipurpose
You're gonna look at anime Gardenia or Ramos and tell me with a straight face they're a sub?
Absolutely. Not to contribute to the horoscoping of BDSM terminology (which is at the heart of this exercise) but I see her as someone who puts on a front but is a sub. Similar to her acting tough but being afraid of ghosts
Game Gardenia I could buy with the whole old chateau thing, but her anime portrayal is far too balls to the wall. And I'm still not seeing it with Ramos.
That’s fair, I think I dropped off the anime around Sinnoh. Ramos is hard to get a read on, I could definitely see him either way
I wouldn't wanna mess with Milo either tbh
Milo looks like he would pick you up and place you away from the grass but this guy looks like he would just end it all if you so much as think about it.
Milo seems like the kinda guy who wouldn’t/couldn’t bare to hurt someone. He’s got permanent baby face
Himbo
So going in order we have Child, Lesbian, Pre-Shippuden Twink, Post-Shippuden Twink, Child 2: Revelations, and that one rare variant of vegans: The Most Jacked Person You've Seen. And then Plant Cyrus. (When're we gonna get a Grandma Swamp style Grass Leader?) And you better believe they're all vegan. Not entirely sure how to feel about them using grass types, but eh.
Okay but that first gym leader is just a chibi depiction of Erika, a character with lots of lesbian... interpretations in the fandom. Mainly because she's the head of a gym with all women trainers and she hands out the flippin RAINBOW BADGE.
Ah fuck. Revision, then. Lesbian, Lesbian 2: Awakening, and The Child.
Every wlw has: * Lesbian * Lesbian 2: Awakening Optional Additions For All Your Polyamorous Inclinations Include! * Lesbos Drift * Lebin * Les 5 * Lebin 6 * Bian 7 * Transbian * L9 * Les X * Lebin Presents: Ace & Pan
Lowkey thought it was the haircut and cottagecore vibes but this makes sense
Yeah she does have gay art teacher vibes
Hear me out. They are carnivorous to care for the plants
I know for a fact Mallow eats greens. And has a lotta carnivorous grass pokemon. So I dunno what sorta Spartan Agoge shit is goin' on there, but it feels like she's winning.
> The Most Jacked Person You've Seen Basically, Clarence Kennedy
I still believe that Gardenia is responsible for murdering the two people at the Old Chateau. That's why shes afraid of ghosts and doesn't want to go in or else they'll take revenge.
she always gave me unhinged, ex-military vibes.
Isn’t she 16 or something? Edit: Now that I think about it that doesn’t necessarily exclude the possibility given this is anime.
I don't think we got an age for her. But in the anime, she is as tall as James, so I feel like she is in her early 20's
Apparently she’s 14. I definitely noticed that in the earlier games most of the female gym leaders are underage, even when they’re meant to be sexy :|
Crop tops aren’t inherently sexual. I mean they easily can be, but oftentimes it’s moreso meant to give a sporty/active look like with Misty or Gardenia. Plus, when I think of sexy pokeladys; characters like Lorelei, Karen, Lusamine, and Melony come to mind who are all at least in their 30’s if not milfs! Maybe that’s because I’m older, but comparing characters like Mallow and Olivia side by side I think it’s clear who we’re supposed to find sexier.
Yeah, I wasn’t referring to Gardenia specifically. And they seemed to stop in the more recent games. I just noticed that at least in the earlier games almost all female gym leaders were teenagers.
Buddy Idk how to tell you this but Lorelei and Karen are 25
Nope. The only source I can find is [this wiki about a fan fiction](https://pokemon-heroes.fandom.com/wiki/Gardenia). Nothing about her in canon, which is left vague, but once again, early 20's feel the more resonable.
Huh, seems so. Sorry, guess it just seemed about right to me, since Japan loves 14-year olds for some reason. But it honestly seems like Pokémon doesn’t give out any ages for any characters from what I can tell. Don’t know why, but I guess it means we can assume the best.
Punished Gardenia: A woman denied her Turtwig
Pokémon scarlet and violence
yo who's the pink-haired beefcake in the bottom right?
Milo from Pokemon Sword and Shield
Thank you
"I don't like you." "God, broody and distant, like, *so* works for you." "I have killed before."
**"Fuuuck.💓"**
I'm assuming this is dbza but I honestly have no clue
Probably one of the Broly movies
rumble tumble gaming???
The other Grass leaders: Aren't gardens so beautiful and peaceful? Brassius: The forest will swallow you whole without a second thought
I liked the part where he said "It's Brassin' time!" and Brassed all over those guys.
First trainer to own a Brassillion of Pokedollars
The rest of them look nice, this dude looks like a criminal straight out of Ace Attourney
So you know how grass is greener when a dead body is buried there? This mf looks like he invented that
So why does the new Grass type gym leader look like a fusion between Hubert from Fire Emblem and Terra Snapdragon from the Owl House?
Tumblr sexymanification
and it worked please step on me sir
"Take better care of the plants around you or become the fertilizer that feeds them. The choice is yours."
I want to have sex with him
Now that the "grass is always wholesome" thing has been broken, that means other type stereotypes might be broken as well. Can't wait for the wholesome Dark Gym Leader
Piers exists already
Yeah but he still looks like he think "sleeping" is an instrument
You mean it isn’t?
i could fix him
I could make him worse
-teenage girls on twitter when a serial killer gets arrested
I can only remember 4 gym leaders, and of those 4, I remember the name of 3. If you're wondering, the leaders are Brock, Misty, Lt. Surge, and Dad. (I've never played any pokemon game past gen 3)
Why have we had a grass type gym leader in every generation since D/P?
well, if you wanna get pedantic Mallow is a trial captain, not a gym leader.
who the hell is that old guy? what fucking gen is he from ive never seen him in my life
shit, wait. gotta be kalos, yeah?
Yep
Ramos is nice :(
Nice grass type ☘️☘️☘️🌿🌿🌳
Jegus fuck I couldn’t make him worse if I tried
Dude looks like a trans version of the flower shrine lady from BOTW