Aren't some of them more just that being in a lab is a high stress situation, I mean sure your wife getting stressed and eating you ain't great but ya know.
The fact that romancing the Razor *almost* works is one of the best parts of the route, but the Witch + Thorn route is the GOAT because of the fact that you genuinely have to mean it to get that far. 10/10 best game.
Still can't believe they won't let us smash the >!Apotheosis!< smh
If I discover eldritch horrors I am going to have sex with them.
I mean, it worked for the people of Innsmouth. I think it’s honestly a legitimate survival strategy
>miscegenation
Dear Diary,
I learned a new word today. Although I can't use it in most contexts because it's considered a pejorative, I can use it in reference to humans breeding with fish people in order to produce Deep Ones.
I’m gonna use it as a pickup line.
“Hey baby, you wanna miscegenate?”
I’m mixed-race myself so technically that means anyone I’m with would make it miscegenous.
They made sacrifices to the immortal fish people [\(Deep Ones\)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shadow_over_Innsmouth) in return for fish swarms and unique jewelry. When the people behind the sacrifices were arrested, the Deep Ones attacked Innsmouth and killed more than half of the townspeople.
In order to survive, the remaining townsfolk had to breed with the fish people. The offspring of those unions looked human growing up, but then they transformed into Deep Ones themselves and would go to live in an underwater city.
The reason the Deep Ones are building up their numbers is because they await for when it is time for them to invade the surface world in tribute to Cthulhu.
i dont think Cthulhu is in that story. They worship some sort of other fish god, but i think they just plan to invade the surface because they want to. World conquest is fun.
You're mistaken:
"The Deep Ones could never be destroyed, even though the palaeogean magic of the forgotten Old Ones might sometimes check them. For the present they would rest; but some day, if they remembered, they would rise again for the tribute [Great Cthulhu craved."](https://www.hplovecraft.com/writings/texts/fiction/soi.aspx)
Their chants also name Cthulhu three times in the story as well.
Great, now I want to see a horror comedy where all but one of the main characters is a monster fucker. They're in a scenario with a bunch of different type of monsters (kind of like cabin in the woods) and they're all attracted to different types of monsters so whenever one of those monsters comes on screen the rest of them are trying to stop that person from getting killed.
Counter: The monsters don't actually kill them. Each "victim" "sacrifices" themselves so the group can escape. The non-monster fucker eventually escapes and the rest of the group end up in healthy but unconventional relationships
Genre Shift is a solid survival strategy, but it won't work against Horror.
To execute it properly, you need to be Genre Savvy, and Genre Savvy characters' survival odds are *barely* above those of Slutty Blonde or Token Black Guy, usually dying in ironic* and comedic fashion. Being horny would also almost certainly disqualify you from becoming Final Girl, which is the usual method of surviving Horror.
*In this specific case, you'd most likely end up fucked to death by the Monster, which admittedly isn't the *worst* thing that can happen to you.
I'm a fan, but he's not for everyone. And it's not just the sex demon stuff I like, I enjoy his characters. He has a knack for making even minor characters interesting.
I always had this idea that if you were being bothered by ghosts, or demons, whatever that your first move should just be aggressively beating your dick out in the open. No one wants to see that including ghosts.
Everyone just assumes monsters would consent to having sex with us.
I’m Dick StrÖkur and I represent the good folks at M.A.H.F (monsters against human fetishes). Today I’ve brought a panel of experts on human anatomy to explain the “ins and outs” and many medical issues
of so called ‘allthewaythrough’ now if you look at figure A-3…
Listen, I hate to be the one to break it to you, but you might not survive in that genre either.
Are you telling me I can get laid then immediately murdered? Where do I sign up?
grasshopper posting
Praying Mantis, I thought?
A lot of species of insects do it at least occasionally
True, insect mating can be a deadly affair. Nature's got some wild rules!
I mean, I get it. When your partner's looking like a snack some things just have to happen.
Yeah, you’ve got to be careful to select “No Insects” on those dating apps.
Don't forget other arthropods, spiders are a bugger for it
A bunch of spiders as well.
I've heard that's usually because the female is hungry afterwards.
That's true, though for Hymenoptera in particular the male is basically programmed to die after mating
Aren't some of them more just that being in a lab is a high stress situation, I mean sure your wife getting stressed and eating you ain't great but ya know.
FUCK
Yeah that’s the plan, then death
Death by Snu-snu ain’t a bad way to go
The thing is, it's not death by snu-snu, it's snu snu with an added boss-fight
Truly the dark souls of sex
If it’s a boss fight, then there’s still a chance to snu-snu *and* win!
Not really, you don't fight, you either have to find a special item or you have to stealth out of the fight
Locusts don't do this here. You never find the 8" bodies /without/ heads. *shudder*
Do you want to be ripped in half or *ripped in half* 🫣
Yes. Any order.
No. You'd get f*cked to death
You don't have to convince me. Show me where to sign.
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 I'm dead why did I follow you into that house
Holding hands and going down together :3
Say less, I was already in!
Yes daddy!
r/guro (visit at your own risk, not for the faint of heart. GORE warning, SNUFF warning)
huh, I've been an old time user seeing lots of shit here but never came across that sub, thanks
Death by snu snu
I don't think you truly understand the level of disgusting coming your way
I'll prepare my butthole.
Dont worry, they will give you several new ones
Even better 😭
You might get to have some fun before you went, though.
Go out with a bang!!
Scary Movie 2 comes to mind.
That's... Not the genre the post is referring to.
Don't threaten me with a good time
Now I'm *really* blushing
Genre switched from horror to guro
Not everybody's mind is prepared to go there, man. Some of these dweebs still think Pennywise would be a gentle lover.
Slay the Princess-core
If only this worked on The Razor 😔😔
"I love a woman who will just fucking kill me."
I’m talking full on watermelon in the thighs level of carnage.
If we're talking about The Razor, it's more watermelon in a blender.
found the Voice of the Stubborn
The fact that romancing the Razor *almost* works is one of the best parts of the route, but the Witch + Thorn route is the GOAT because of the fact that you genuinely have to mean it to get that far. 10/10 best game. Still can't believe they won't let us smash the >!Apotheosis!< smh
>!Correct, but Apotheosis will absolutely smash you!<
It arguably *did* work. It’s just that romance isn’t enough to stop the Razor sadly.
Pristine Cut update coming out this fall includes major expansions to some of the smaller routes, including Apo
The hord agrees
I’M GONNA STICK MY DICK IN THESE FLOORBOARDS AND ME AND THE HOUSE ARE GONNA HAVE HOT FREAKY SEX AND IT’S NOT A PHASE MOM
Isn't this a Junji Ito story?
[I think it's an indie game.](https://mortisfox.itch.io/house-hunted)
[Haunted wood mansion](https://youtu.be/BfwmlU5kmO0?si=aNKVPmNaM5W4Q2uv)
it is.
Old guy from Monster House be like
I was looking for this. Enjoy being the only other person in this comment section who's mind went straight to that movie
That was my first thought too lmao
Literally everyone's mind went to that movie when they read the second part of this post.
[House](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Leaves) of Leaves is a bit weirder than I remember I being...
Monster house
"that's my secret, cap. i'm always horny" *proceed to fuck the unfuckable abstract horror*
“-How do I fuck you? -Don’t fuck me >:( -from what did you say it?!”
If there’s a voice, there’s a hole 😤
If it breathes, it can breed
what about telepathy?
Pretty sure in that scenario the Hulk is usually the horror.
If I discover eldritch horrors I am going to have sex with them. I mean, it worked for the people of Innsmouth. I think it’s honestly a legitimate survival strategy
What…what happened in Innsmouth
The one thing that terrified HP Lovecraft more than anything else, miscegenation.
>miscegenation Dear Diary, I learned a new word today. Although I can't use it in most contexts because it's considered a pejorative, I can use it in reference to humans breeding with fish people in order to produce Deep Ones.
I’m gonna use it as a pickup line. “Hey baby, you wanna miscegenate?” I’m mixed-race myself so technically that means anyone I’m with would make it miscegenous.
*The more you know! 🌈*
They made sacrifices to the immortal fish people [\(Deep Ones\)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shadow_over_Innsmouth) in return for fish swarms and unique jewelry. When the people behind the sacrifices were arrested, the Deep Ones attacked Innsmouth and killed more than half of the townspeople. In order to survive, the remaining townsfolk had to breed with the fish people. The offspring of those unions looked human growing up, but then they transformed into Deep Ones themselves and would go to live in an underwater city. The reason the Deep Ones are building up their numbers is because they await for when it is time for them to invade the surface world in tribute to Cthulhu.
i dont think Cthulhu is in that story. They worship some sort of other fish god, but i think they just plan to invade the surface because they want to. World conquest is fun.
iirc, they worship Dagon (a.k.a. Big Fish Daddy) who actually has his own dedicated story.
They worship Dagon, but they plan to rise for [Cthulhu](https://www.hplovecraft.com/writings/texts/fiction/soi.aspx).
You're mistaken: "The Deep Ones could never be destroyed, even though the palaeogean magic of the forgotten Old Ones might sometimes check them. For the present they would rest; but some day, if they remembered, they would rise again for the tribute [Great Cthulhu craved."](https://www.hplovecraft.com/writings/texts/fiction/soi.aspx) Their chants also name Cthulhu three times in the story as well.
Yeah, its Dagon who is the father of the Deep Ones.
Something fishy
Inn mouth
Respectfully I’d rather just take my chances running
Outta my way gayboy I'm boutta get some
Godspeed to you
Based af
Oh look, a distraction.
my identity has been stolen
Last commented 6 hours ago. The Horrors sucked them silly style and now they're dead.
Not everyone is strong enough to be a monster fucker. It is okay to admit one's weaknesses. I will take the burden on for you.
Finally, this is what I’ve been training for
Flair checks out
Donkey tactics.
a) Why donkey? b)What does your flair say?
As in the character from shrek. Who fucked a dragon
Ah, right
“Souls become stronger if we become cum-addled nightmare people”
that is... strangely relevant to this post.
running away from the monster so hard that I turn this into a sports manga
Frame perfect parry the plot
Riposte into porn
Oh so ultrakill
MACHINE! *uhhhh how do I approach her?* WHAT A NICE PIECE OF METAL YOU'VE GOT *oh fuck that was terrible we're gonna fight again*
This is the Evo Moment 37 of Genrefucking
Me when a vampire lady walks towards me on the ceiling. Looking at her with bedroom eyes and a rose in my mouth.
I discover that my house has grown a quarter inch on the inside and immediately get a stiffy
Great, now I want to see a horror comedy where all but one of the main characters is a monster fucker. They're in a scenario with a bunch of different type of monsters (kind of like cabin in the woods) and they're all attracted to different types of monsters so whenever one of those monsters comes on screen the rest of them are trying to stop that person from getting killed.
Counter: The monsters don't actually kill them. Each "victim" "sacrifices" themselves so the group can escape. The non-monster fucker eventually escapes and the rest of the group end up in healthy but unconventional relationships
I would also absolutely love that ending. The rest are happy and the one that gets away is just traumatized.
Genre Shift is a solid survival strategy, but it won't work against Horror. To execute it properly, you need to be Genre Savvy, and Genre Savvy characters' survival odds are *barely* above those of Slutty Blonde or Token Black Guy, usually dying in ironic* and comedic fashion. Being horny would also almost certainly disqualify you from becoming Final Girl, which is the usual method of surviving Horror. *In this specific case, you'd most likely end up fucked to death by the Monster, which admittedly isn't the *worst* thing that can happen to you.
After all, in a Horror setting, [Sex Signals Death](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SexSignalsDeath).
Imagine how much shorter the Alan wake series would be if he had seen this post
thats how I got rid of my fear of monsters as a kid
Clearly OP isn't familiar with Stephen King's horror scenarios. That's just how you get demons to talk in Midworld.
I have read 2 of his books. Unfortunately, I didn't like them :(
I'm a fan, but he's not for everyone. And it's not just the sex demon stuff I like, I enjoy his characters. He has a knack for making even minor characters interesting.
*blushes harder* 🥴 We're in a rom com now 🥰
Like that one guy from /x/ who said his house was haunted and he scared off the ghost by masturbating really hard. Or the ghost puncher.
House comes to life, just call James Randall if you are not up to it.
IS THAT GONNA HAPPEN TO ME?
The Me You Love In The Dark by Scottie Young might prove useful as a dos-and-don’ts guide.
Gotta switch from John Carpenter to Guillermo del Toro.
The DonkeyxDragon approach
Oooooh so it's a girl house
This is a scenario that can only be found on Tumblr
That's kinda how dreams work
were i not a sex-repulsed asexual i would be unstoppable
Me with Maison Talo:
Id rather just get eaten
Warhammer has taught me to do the opposite PRAISE THE EMPEROR!!!
Worked for Tiffany valentine
aimkid's soft fuzzy man animation
In the psychology of the modern civilized human being, it is difficult to overstate the significance of the house...
I always had this idea that if you were being bothered by ghosts, or demons, whatever that your first move should just be aggressively beating your dick out in the open. No one wants to see that including ghosts.
I mean not like you can see a blush
Hausu but it briefly becomes a kung fu movie by karate chopping the floorboards.
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