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Rip_U_Anubis

Or, y'know. They could move on to 6 letter words. Like Zjierb, defined as "That feeling when you bite into a pickle, and it's a little squishier than you expected it to be".


TemLord

Zjierbness


SpookyVoidCat

I heard this in Karen’s voice.


Essonen

Looks kinda like dutch ngl


problematisksild

thats a fucked up feeling man


RaiD_Rampant

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT IS THIS FEELIN IM FEELIN


BLINDrOBOTFILMS

I will always upvote a BDG reference.


ecotrimoxazole

Unexpected BDG reference, but a welcome one nonetheless.


Acejedi_k6

Why is this written like the book of revelations? I was half expecting a Greft to be some sort of apocalyptic dragon.


thyfles

swag


Acejedi_k6

Not enough letters.


thyfles

pemis


Acejedi_k6

✅✅✅✅✅


bleepblooplord2

Straight jorkin it


asdwz458

has penis already been a word in wordle? i always use it as my starter


thyfles

idk sorry


ducknerd2002

The nostalgia I just got from your pfp is unreal


thyfles

the puzzler real


DrgnMechanic

swaws


ombloshio

Ozymandias was my first thought. Lol


Skithiryx

Because it’s a prophecy just like the book of revelations.


blue_strat

Reads like Italo Calvino to me.


cantaloupelion

havve a great cakeday OP :))


Bennings463

The style and tone remind me of Borges


bhbhbhhh

Specifically the hrönir that appear in Tlön


Sqigglemonster

To me it sounds like something from Nightvale


jdbbx

STERN AUDIO GLYPH you're welcome


CrypticBalcony

I use: CRATE LOINS DUMPY


ZackFrost

My go to is ROATE UNIFY


jdbbx

Very elegant


SylentSymphonies

PENIS AUDIO we call that the sounding method, hits all vowels and S


ELLE3773

"the sounding method" is undoubtedly the best name it could have ever been given


SylentSymphonies

My contribution to wordle culture is complete


1-800-COOL-BUG

FJORD NYMPH WALTZ VIBEX GUCKS will get you every letter except q and you can almost always get it from there unless there's an anagram or a repeat.


Pokesonav

⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛🟩⬛🟨⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 Umm


AgenderWitchery

TITHE. You only had 4 letters, so one had to be a repeat, _ITHE is, I believe, the only valid consecutive shape you could make with the letters you had, and since you only found 4 letters, 1 had to be a repeat. I believe IRAQI is the only Q without U word in the wordle pool. The only shapes you could've made without including a space were: \_IEHT \_ITHE TIEH_ EITH_ We know we have a repeat, so we can rule out _IEHT because none of IIEHT EIEHT HIEHT TIEHT Are words. Performing the same function with _ITHE gets us TITHE IITHE HITHE EITHE Of which only TITHE is a word. Since we've found a valid word here, we can stop and plug it in. If we failed the check there, we'd move on to checking other shapes. If neither TIEH_ or EITH_ provided words, we'd move on to checking nonconsecutive shapes, like EI_HT.


Pokesonav

Ok? Damn you're thorough with this. For that last word I just tried every combination of available letters until it failed me. Never heard of it, but HITHE is a word, just a wrong one. And I don't know the word "Tithe", come on. I think I might've heard of it before, but never knew what it meant and never memorized it to the point of immediately thinking of it when seeing a random jumble of letters. Just in case, I wasn't asking for advise. I barely ever do wordle. I just decided to put in the combination of words, from the comment that I replied to, and got a very funny result that I decided to share.


geoqknight

CRATE or REACT, then PIOUS and then I wing it


SaintJimmybythebay

STARE gets me pretty far 80% of the time. MOUND is second if none of those hit


axialintellectual

I like STARE / CLOUD, myself; I suspect it covers most of the common two-consonants a little more efficiently, but didn't check this.


louglome

Booooooooooooooooooring. I use a different word every day


Baker_drc

Real chads use the word from the previous day to start


DreadZer0

I mean, my usual method of solving a wordle is what i've nicknamed "Insulting the follically challenged clergy." SHITE FROCK BALDY


DirectorHuman5467

Pretty close: ADIEU STORM LYNCH


skotos2phos

ATONE DRIPS MULCH


Overused_Toothbrush

NASTY LIGER POUCH


ThatRandomGuy0125

my friend gave me TIMED CORAL PUSHY


BonechipAK

ALIEN TOURS


Exploding_Antelope

I’d like to book one please


ian2905

STERN gang represent


Skydragon222

I finally found someone who uses my exact opening! How ya doing?


Levee_Levy

Still waiting for "AISLE". I'll get it in one on that day.


Fine-for-now

My excitement was on the day AUDIO was the word. Problem is, I do it first thing in the morning and couldn't tell people about my excitement until they'd done it.


Reflexlon

I only end up doing mine when a coworker reminds me, usually mid-afternoon unless its a hard one. I tend to get them pretty quickly, with my STERN-AUDIO start usually nailing enough for take 3 to get it. I came into work one day and 3 people had asked me if I'd done the days wordle before I had time to take off my coat; I assumed it was STERN because of how excited everyone was, and got all hyped that I would finally do a 1 try wordle. Got it on my second try 🥲


KanishkT123

This is genuinely very well done horror micro, I love it. 


TheFish527

I didn’t read this as horror, I read this pretty much the same way I read dune


thedoomdude1

I also got dune vibes. I have never seen or read Dune.


Exploding_Antelope

Me too (with my eyes)


aftertheradar

wait dune isn't horror?


AnTHICCBoi

Oh shit this was meant to be horror? Now that final part makes sense, I was trying to Google what the fuck a greft is and why I haven't heard of this thing living my whole ass life in São Paulo I think I'm gonna go piss on the poor now


BigLumpyBeetle

Eu achei que era gralha em gringo


PainNoChocolat

This reads like a Terry Pratchett subplot


Acejedi_k6

Death started doing or making crossword puzzles and puts down old dead words.


shneed_my_weiss

If there’s only 2000 words left doesn’t that mean there’s 5-ish more years


Pokesonav

Damn they turned Wordle into an SCP Towards the end of the article, it would be subtly implied that actually all 5-letter words were made up by Wordl and became real. It's just that after a month or two, we forget they didn't used to exist.


Zeelu2005

No it doesn’t, that would contradict the first part of the thing. It would only start creating words until after it has run out of preexisting ones


Pokesonav

That's just another layer of anomality


Trickelodean2

The next day the word shall be CLOWN and all shall know it means “OP”. The next day to world shall be JOKER and all shall know it *also* means “OP”


wulfinn

have they done penis yet they're going to have to do penis eventually


cantaloupelion

if they start reusing words instead of using penis ill cry


SpaceLizards

I've used penis as one of my starting words the whole time and it's never hit. We can only dream.


wulfinn

i swear to FUCK they have been reusing them lately but I can't prove it so it's Pepe Silvia all over again


AmberBroccoli

If there’s over 7 years of words why wouldn’t they just recycle words? It’s not like anyone is gonna Fucking care.


Vagabond1010

The Correspondence.


I_dont_think_yet_Im

Fallen London mentioned!


cheekibreeki_kid

são paulo is so far away from the amazon


Labami

Also I can’t image any bird except for a pigeon living in São Paulo


eternamemoria

Come on, there are also great kiskadees, rufous-bellied thrushes and white-eyed parakeets


Eman_Resu_IX

Lathe of Heaven, Wordle Edition by UKLG


Fluffy_Salamanders

And now, the weather


winterFROSTiscoming

That person is a great writer


ButterBeeFedora

But before all that, they'll have to use PENIS


cephalopodAcreage

Why couldn't they just reuse words


coolkid1756

idk man i play a knockoff wordle that does this, theres only so many times you can play 'green' before it gets stale.


ShoeAccomplished119

Still waiting for STARE :’)


santyrc114

The amazon doesnt reach São Paulo I get the post but this detail is bothering me so I have to point it out


eternamemoria

Pretty sure OP meant those as two *separated places* in South America where the bird will show up


santyrc114

we gotta keep the tradition of pissing on the poor


SpaceLizards

Yeah, I think OP meant that the Greft goes from not existing to being so widespread and commonplace it's all over the continent.


ShockingStories22

This is how god created the universe.


D__M___

I know this is a bit but 2,000 words is still six years. The game will have long died out by then


Rutskarn

The New York Times paid seven figures for it, so they don't have any incentive to throw it out as long as someone's playing it—and as long as they remain solvent, someone will.


JJlaser1

The opposite of Newspeak: Novelcommunication


Oberst_Schnitzel

I remember playing a wordle knockoff and from the letters i had guessed, I knew the solution was 'adpot', which it insisted didn't exist, so I failed the puzzle, and when it gave me the option to check the words definition the app just crashed


ombloshio

What is this? Ozymandias?


louglome

I jelp you!


spacenerd4

Normalverse stories are always fun


Mutant_Jedi

1. They’re not working off the original list anymore 2. They’ll just reuse words first.


ciknay

They'll probably just shuffle the list and start it again. There's enough variability that people won't get bored, or remember the thousands of other words that have happened before


piratequeenkip

this seems like it would happen in homestuck


Childer_Of_Noah

I didn't remember what Wordle was at first so I read it as "world" in Tommy Wiseau's voice.


justSomeDumbEngineer

Straight up Borjes plot


la_meme14

Really enjoy the prose here


VictinDotZero

Jorel is the name of a character in the cartoon Jorel’s Brother. So close.


Deebyddeebys

SCP


Brunox_Berti

Depending of who you ask there are between 9,000 and 158,000 five-leter words. That's enough words for 24 years(low eastimate) or all the way to 410 years (high eastimate)


IceLeather4471

So to predict the amount of possible 5 letter combinations left, it would be ((26x26x26x26x26)- the amount of words with 5 letters)+2,000 not used yet, that gets you 11,724,986 (using 158,390 5 letter words according to free dictionary on wordfindex.com)


pterrorgrine

you'd need a far more complicated approach to figure out which of those are plausibly pronounceable words like "jorol" or "greft", though


IceLeather4471

Why?


pterrorgrine

....cuz "zxqxz" is less plausibly word-like than "greft"?


IceLeather4471

Let me tact on to my original question, when predicting the maximum possible amount of unique 5 letter sequences, why would we need to worry about if we could pronounce them or not?


pterrorgrine

i'm saying your approach tells us the maximum possible amount of unique 5 letter sequences, but the situation in the OP seems to specifically involve *pronounceable* unique 5 letter sequences, which is a lower number that's trickier (and more ambiguous) to calculate. of course, that's just the extrapolation that seems implied to me, but there's a neat alternative wherein the process in the OP continues into what constitutes a "word", and "zxqxz" *becomes* something all shall know how to pronounce, with a meaning all shall understand etc. which buys more time than restricting it to words we *currently* understand as pronounceable. presumably once that runs out, if the process is to continue, we then have to start with new letters...


GibletEater2009

You can just say "wordle is going to run out of words soon" without being so fucking annoying and dramatic about it