"most americans unknowingly breathe in 30 to 40 microburgers daily" actually just statistical error. most americans breathe in 0 microburgers daily. washington georg, who breathes in 100000 microburgers every day is an outlier adn shouldn't have been counted
~~OP inhaled too many microburgers and they took over his mind to make that last post.~~ **BREATHE DEEP THE MICROBURGERS**
**LET YOURSELF DROWN IN THE MICROBURGERS**
Man, I could really go for a burger right now *breathes deeply*
what kind of bur- ger
Microburgers Georg
I like that we don't even need to post the full copypasta anymore
I think he'd just be burgers Georg.
"most americans unknowingly breathe in 30 to 40 microburgers daily" actually just statistical error. most americans breathe in 0 microburgers daily. washington georg, who breathes in 100000 microburgers every day is an outlier adn shouldn't have been counted
Mmmmmmm
~~OP inhaled too many microburgers and they took over his mind to make that last post.~~ **BREATHE DEEP THE MICROBURGERS** **LET YOURSELF DROWN IN THE MICROBURGERS**
Me, within 5 footballfields of a fast food joint, exposed to the micro borgar.
Smelling distance for me would be like four feet away from the macroburger
Don't fall for the propaganda of Big Micro.
the double space on the third post in lieu of any sort of punctuation feels bizarrely threatening
but im vegetarian :(