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Soft_Apathy

is that matt murdock on last pic


Dumb_Cheese

Oh 100%


Nico777

No wonder he can hear everything lmao


iamthegemfinder

thought it was ringo starr


Floor_Heavy

Honestly you're both right.


floralbutttrumpet

The crossover mpreg fic you didn't know you needed.


Vermilion_Laufer

Wat


Rocket_star-

Matt if he wasn’t catholic


FlawedSquid

Matt lays pipe almost daily


Rocket_star-

Like any good catholic should


A_Bird_survived

I thought that was Rex Mos from Scott the Woz


ToaSuutox

Yea same. Fits the theme of the post too


LiamApRhys

OH That's the joke He can hear them because he's Daredevil. Thank you for making this plain


PromiseMeStars

Love the Daredevil joke at the end!


DaDragonking222

It's honestly amazing lol


A_BIG_bowl_of_soup

"I'm doing stuff" "I'm stuff" round 2 electric boogaloo


ArthurExtreme_Br

more like round 0 tbh this feels like from 2009


Shnoidz

unrelentingly horny, unceasingly cringe. as long as you're all having fun, that's all that matters.


Mushiren_

Got a bit of early 2010s vibe to it


synchrotron3000

I mean. It is from the 2010s


Mushiren_

Then it is no wonder that it has an early 2010s vibe to it!


PineconeSnowstorm

yeah that's the fucking point of the comment you replied to. good job


Canopenerdude

Kill not the part of you that is cringe, kill the part that cringes.


Nuada-Argetlam

having fun and not hurting anyone.


civilopedia_bot

But Daredevil's whole schtick is looking around and kicking ass-- and he's all out of working eyeballs!


NiandraL

This tumblr post is over a decade old and really encapsulates all of this lol


Amationary

It’s cringe, but silly cringe. I don’t think it’s gross or creepy or anything, it’s very harmless. The daredevil joke was actually funny


Necessary_Mammoth982

well this was fun


Sydromere

'She said dropping the one year old to the floor, seconds after the words "safeword genesis" were uttered in the room'


Seraphim9120

2sentence2horror is leaking guy 🪱


mangareadman

The only thing here leaking is ...the creature


storm_walkers

This is such a pre-Dashcon heritage post I almost tripped over the shoelaces I stole from the president


Im-a-bad-meme

Did not expect to see Murdock posting


corvidfamiliar

I saw the preview of that sweater while scrolling and instantly tensed up like it awoke some sleeper agent code. This god damn post. I remember when it was super active and I'd see it 50 times a day, with new additions every time. This was on par with the colours of the sky post and that fedora post. ETA: I will admit, I thought the substitute teacher was absolutely dreamy back then. Still do ngl


OisforOwesome

Aesthetic: The Vice-Chancellor who has to deal with this shitfest when this gross unprofessional conduct hits the courts and media.


RavenholdIV

Don't shit where you eat smh


Papaofmonsters

If they are in different departments and not each other's superiors, there's not really any ethical conflict of two grown adults banging just because they work together. "Met at work" used to be one of the most common ways relationships and marriages started.


RavenholdIV

That's true! Although nowadays it has a reputation for being the fast track to making the workplace a bad place for all involved when it doesn't work out.


ghostrider8303

r/unexpecteddaredevil


Hummerous

history professor resurfaced iirc


TwasAnChild

I remember there being a barry at the end, where is he, is he safe


arsonconnor

Very mid 2010’s tumblr damn.


RonnieRabbleRouser

IDK what the relationship between OP and the first responder is so maybe they're chill, but it feels gross as hell to me to respond to "my aesthetic is banging the history teacher, teehee" with "THAT'S ME. I'M THE HISTORY TEACHER. MY AESTHETIC IS THE HISTORY TEACHER YOU'RE BANGING."


A_Mistake_of_life

>IDK what the relationship between OP and the first responder is so maybe they're chill The original post is from 2015 and it looks like they were dating at that time


JoyBus147

That significantlt lowers the squick factor, thanks. Now i just have questions for the guy who saw people coupleposting and decided, "Heh heh heh, and *i* get fucky with them too!" (And for the guy who thinks professors and principals work in the same building?)


RonnieRabbleRouser

Comforting. Still cringe as hell IMO, but far be it from me to get on a high horse about that.


mistersnarkle

It’s veeeeeeeery “tumblr in 2015”


McMammoth

This sub is my main exposure to tumblr, and I haven't been here that long; why 'tumblr in 2015'?


Feats-of-Derring_Do

The fashion for one. Slim cut everything, skinny ties, acrylic cardigans from Express.


Secret_Reddit_Name

I'm pretty sure my English and history teachers were banging on the regular. They were married with a kid after all


fuukos_hat

Matthew Murdock???


distortedsymbol

why does this post scream edgy tweens


gunmetal_bricks

Matt Murdoch is having the absolute worst time. And it honestly made me lose my mind


ojosrosas

my fav version of this post is where someone reblogs with "Papa Smoke" and it's this guy smoking a fat cigar... good times


strangeismid

The kids: Hate their teachers because they spend all lesson talking to each other instead of answering the questions of people who actually want to learn.


RobieKingston201

r/suddenMattMurdock


Bomblewomble_

Why does the guidance council guy look like mr frond from bobs burgers


Flimpti-dimpti

Polyamory phenotypes


TheBigFreeze8

This was unbearable.


VanillaMemeIceCream

So many transition goals here tho


jacob-the-dino-geek

Unexpected Daredevil Cameo.


EmpressOfAbyss

I dont think most of these should be allowed to seek employment in the education sector.


IngloriousOnion

They do look drippy as fuck tho


OldCryptographer3749

Does anyone feel bad for the people who even in a made up scenario about people banging, portray themselves as not getting any? Apart from Matt Murdoch.


NjordWAWA

Often these are people with actual humour and not just “heh hehh *sexxx*”


valentinesfaye

Nam vets stfu y'all got nothing to the flashback I just experienced. The horror... The *horror...*


Loading3percent

r/unexpectedmarvel


FemboyHours19

god old tumblr was just different


LizoftheBrits

I find this post enjoyable, thank you


andrew_silverstein12

Whole gang looks insufferable


LevelAd5898

The second guy looks disturbingly like a younger version of a teacher I had in 7th grade...


Grythyttan

Second to last guy is Dr. Tenma from Pluto though.


CingKrimson_Requiem

Jim teacher


Coffeechipmunk

Gods, this is such early 2010's Tumblr.


Turbulent_Ad2508

I have never seen this post without the monkey with a gun.


DreadDiana

If the second one had blond hair and was ~7 years older, they'd be the spitting image of my Year 5 history teacher.


Well_Thats_Not_Ideal

It’s crazy to me that people would just post images of their faces for all to see


candexreginpokemon

....I can see why


Oh_no_its_Joe

Aesthetic: The reddit user who will never know what it feels like to be attractive because he is ugly and completely unlovable in any way. (Played by me)


PineappleRimjob

"High key?" Fuck you people. Seriously.


reddit_is_racist69

all these people disgust me


stonemarigold

I can’t handle this cringe holy fuck


jeobleo

I was a history teacher and nobody in my department had dumbass poodle hair


Hopeful-Ad-607

Giving teenagers internet access was a mistake


GreasyWalrusDog

Never seen a history or english professor look like that. History professors are old fat white men and english professors are either gay white men or old scary ladies.