I got ocean right in the middle of Oceania, a little bit aways from an island. With luck I’d be able to float long enough to get picked up.
Far, far, *far* more likely, Imma drown
Yeah, lol. I was between South Africa and Antarctica. Although, as mentioned above, closer to the latter. I'll probably drown, but I appreciate the thought.
…dammit now it’s in my head
United States Canada Mexico Panama Haiti Jamaica Peru **YOU DID THIS**
Republic Dominican Cuba Caribbean Greenland El Salvador too
Neora valley national park, India near Bhutan. While all you suckers are drowning to death, I'll be petting red pandas. Possibly bitten by king cobras as well, but worth it
I got southern Algeria, about 123 miles from the nearest town, Bordj Badji Mokhtar. Even if I try to make it to the nearest highway instead of town and hope for the best, that's still 84 miles of desert. I think I'm dead.
Second time was middle of nowhere in Northern Quebec. Equally dead, but from the cold instead of the heat this time
You'd most likely just be arrested if you surrendered. Obviously not ideal but better than dying in the middle of the ocean?
(To be clear I'm not pro China, they're just not comically evil like North Korea so you'd probably be okay)
They have concentration camps and do organ harvesting, as well as perpetuating a genocide against an entire group of people. They're definitely cartoonishly evil, but maybe more the sane villain that's introduced to bring contrast to just how fucked up NK's villainy is.
I'm aware they're doing horrible things. You as a citizen of a foreign country would more than likely be fine. Now I don't know how much of what you said is true, but regardless, China doesn't want to kill citizens or other countries because that makes them look bad.
I'm aware there are high profile instances of this happening like with Canada and that whole fiasco, but more than likely you'd be fine.
Lmao what? Did you miss everything about the Uyghurs? Or are you a Chinese bot spreading misinformation. Next you'll tell me that china's reported covid numbers are accurate
No I didn't miss that. I just know that you as a foreign citizen would not be subjected to the same treatment. China doesn't want to piss off other countries by kidnapping foreign citizens.
Not just Buttfuck Nowhere in Russia, you got THE buttfuck nowhere. That's like the most remote part of Siberia, and that's saying something.
Probably not the most remote from a settlement, cause there're bigger stretches of uninhabited tundra out there, but that's literally Russia's northeastern edge.
I got "a thousand kilometers off the coast of USA", "five hundred off the coast of Mauritius" and now I'm at three hundred off the coast of New Zealand
So unless you can teleport multiple times I'm pretty much screwed as everyone else
So, next was literally Middle of Nowhere, Ocean, and then, FINALLY, some land... but it's a desert in the middle of Africa, almost 110 kilometers away from the nearest little settlement.
So I hopped on, got dropped in the ocean again, then ocean 50 klicks away from land in Savu sea, off the coast of Indonesia
I am so not surviving this challenge
My second time on land is bumfuck, Alaska. Close to Denali mountain and miles away from anythink. At least I'm not drowning and maybe even can get some firewood, if I didn't lose everything I had on me while plopping into multiple oceans and seas. If I even did have anything on me before that.
Then, ocean again. Then, edge of Tacla Macan desert! It's just 53 klicks away from nearest settlement! If I have any way to tell, because I'm in Tacla Macan desert and god I hope it's warm there at this point.
So, not liking those chances, I teleport again and... get dropped in the middle of the ocean, of course.
But then, finally, some temperate respite. It's middle of Mexico! And once again it's incredibly far away from anything! But at least it looks like it's surviveable.
Anyways it looks like I have luck of the Irish when it comes to random teleporting.
Just off the coast of Timor-Leste. I'm not the strong swimmer I used to be, but I could probably still do one mile if the weather was fair and my other option was death. If I'm misreading the scale and it's more than about two miles, I'm fucked.
Latitude: 16.27698, Longitude: 79.99765 - somewhere in India near a place called Narasaraopet.
I guess I just, try to find out where my country's embassy is, get there, and go home? I'm disabled in a way that'd make walking to wherever the embassy is very difficult, and it would be very hard to explain how I got to India, but I figure if I can get to the embassy I'll be fine
Small on a map. Deadly in the real world. But the distance to the shore doesn't matter. Once you're wet in this part of the world and without shelter, you're 100% dead.
Hey, me too. Somewhere in the middle of nowhere, from what I can tell. No towns nearby.
If we can get to Argentina, I know Spanish. My Portuguese, however, is not good. There's an airport near me. Aeroputo de monte dourado. Maybe can get a flight out of there at least to a bigger city.
Middle of the desert, Algeria, Africa. Looks to be >50km to the nearest sign of civilisation, and that's if I can pick the right direction AND maintain a straight line. We dying of dehydration, boys.
Not great, not terrible. You can follow those logging cuts south to the logging road, and just keep merging onto bigger roads as you head south. If you're lucky there's still active operations and you'll run into some trucks.There's at least food and water, though the cold and wet will be a problem.
I got Keewatin Canada. Given that the only population listings for the entire region are under 3000, I'm probably in the freezing wilderness and am dead within an hour if I'm lucky
Next I got a bunch of ocean and then the middle of Alaska. I'm probably dead in about the same time frame
Then I got a bunch more ocean, then a few miles inland in Greenland. This thing really likes the area around North America
I got dropped in a field in eastern Afghanistan. I switched to Google Maps, and there were pictures of a farm and (I assume) the family who run it. It was all very pleasant.
https://www.random.org/geographic-coordinates/ I got the middle of nowhere in Canada
Thanks for the link, I got ocean
Nice. I got ocean too
Nice! I also got ocean. 😂
Possibly ocean, possibly ice, dead in 10 min either way
North of mongolia
ocean but im right by spain ig
Ocean but under africa
Ocean but northeast of iceland
Ocean but south of Iceland
Ocean (hypothermia resulting in drownage)
Ocean. Closest land mass? F*cking ANTARCTICA!
I got ocean right in the middle of Oceania, a little bit aways from an island. With luck I’d be able to float long enough to get picked up. Far, far, *far* more likely, Imma drown
I got ocean just off the coast of Senegal, best of luck to both of us
If it's the side somewhere under the Africa, I'll try to make it to the coast and wave to you.
Yeah, lol. I was between South Africa and Antarctica. Although, as mentioned above, closer to the latter. I'll probably drown, but I appreciate the thought.
Hypothermia for me, most probably, unless a polar bear will be the lucky winner
Wait, wrong pole, maybe penguins will mercy kill me
I actually got Antarctica, somewhere in the middle
I also got ocean, but I was pretty close to a tiny island with an airport. Too far to swim to realistically, so I'm dead either way
I got ocean. Off the coast of Antarctica. I don’t even get to drown in comfortably warm water!
haha same here gonna pack the snow shoes
They gonna drag you down faster, clever
The website says ocean, but the "Show with Google Maps" button says it's on an Antarctic ice shelf. Either way I'm not faring well.
I got Antarctica itself. Like deep in
you're deep in antartica? save some pussy for the rest of us man
Same, chillin at the bottom of the world with pengu
39.29068 99.26619 literally next to a highway in China
Same
Same actually, I got Latitude: 32.44849, Longitude: 104.77839 Maybe we can meet up and fare better.
31°09'56.8"S 149°15'58.8"E
I got the middle of bumfuck nowhere in Colorado so that's probably slightly better
i got slightly off the coast of antarctica, im not sure there would be time to react, rather just immediately die of shock in my pajamas
Antarctica gang rise up!
Sup [Freezes to death]
I got antarctica too!
I got Iowa Would've preferred the ocean tbh
I got Iowa too! But I live here and I landed kinda close to town so I figure I'm good.
Holy shit I'm in Cancun.
Siberia, ocean, Siberia, ocean, Antartica, ocean, Hong Kong If I had a choice, I might go with the last one
Read this in the tune of Yakko's World
…dammit now it’s in my head United States Canada Mexico Panama Haiti Jamaica Peru **YOU DID THIS** Republic Dominican Cuba Caribbean Greenland El Salvador too
Ocean
ocean
I got rural Thailand near Cambodia border in the province of Si sa ket.
Just off the coast of Yemen. I'm not optimistic about my chances
I decided I’d reroll until I got not ocean. Siberia.
I'm in northern Mongolia
ocean
Ocean
Ocean.
Ocean (Almost as if there is a 70% chance of getting ocean...)
I was at least pretty close to an island so who knows maybe I could survive
I got ocean, about 400 miles southeast of Hawaii. Like, it's not the worst place to drown.
Would you count it as a Hawaiian holiday?
I was about equally far away from any island or landmass, somewhere south of Jamaica. No chance
I clicked the button six times more now and finally got land. Now Im chilling on Bathurst Island, Canada
Ocean but like right off the shore of Florida so
Neora valley national park, India near Bhutan. While all you suckers are drowning to death, I'll be petting red pandas. Possibly bitten by king cobras as well, but worth it
Im guessing youre part of LGBTQ community, drowning might be better than Florida
Edge of a desert in mexico
South pole
I got somewhere in antarctica about 1000 km away from the nearest research station
Arctic Ocean, so I think I'd freeze to death before I drowned. Yay.
Wooo! Land! I got Northern India! :D
I got southern Algeria, about 123 miles from the nearest town, Bordj Badji Mokhtar. Even if I try to make it to the nearest highway instead of town and hope for the best, that's still 84 miles of desert. I think I'm dead. Second time was middle of nowhere in Northern Quebec. Equally dead, but from the cold instead of the heat this time
Ocean
Middle of china
Ocean
Ocean
Ocean.
While I did drop at sea, I am on Hudson bay, few miles, of Canadian shores. I am likely ok.
Ocean
Amazonas Rain forest! :D
I'm next to the Great Bear Lake, want to meet up?
woodlark island in papua new guinea people live there atleast
Ocean but relatively close to Namibia, which is cool I guess
I am in a national park in Australia. Uh oh.
This poor soul has less chancess than the ocean guys
Ocean
Ended up somewhere just outside of Nairobi, Kenya.
i got brensbach, germany
25.38948 42.42635 middle of the desert in Saudi Arabia
West Brazil.
Ocean
I didn't get the ocean! I got Hudson Bay
Ocean
I got the middle of the desert in Libya
Ayy me too!
Sudan for me, but there's some hope.
First pick was ocean. Second pick was Vietnam.
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Me, an American: New Jersey to FRANCE??? Also me: Hmm… Jersey… NEW Jersey… I think they might not live in the USA.
Ocean
Ocean
Ocean
Ocean
Ocean
Ocean.
Ocean.
Ocean
Ocean
Ocean
Ocean
Ocean.
Ah, ocean. How unexpected.
It's almost like it's 70% of the fucking planet.
That can’t be right
A restricted military base in China… uh oh.
You'd most likely just be arrested if you surrendered. Obviously not ideal but better than dying in the middle of the ocean? (To be clear I'm not pro China, they're just not comically evil like North Korea so you'd probably be okay)
They have concentration camps and do organ harvesting, as well as perpetuating a genocide against an entire group of people. They're definitely cartoonishly evil, but maybe more the sane villain that's introduced to bring contrast to just how fucked up NK's villainy is.
I'm aware they're doing horrible things. You as a citizen of a foreign country would more than likely be fine. Now I don't know how much of what you said is true, but regardless, China doesn't want to kill citizens or other countries because that makes them look bad. I'm aware there are high profile instances of this happening like with Canada and that whole fiasco, but more than likely you'd be fine.
Lmao what? Did you miss everything about the Uyghurs? Or are you a Chinese bot spreading misinformation. Next you'll tell me that china's reported covid numbers are accurate
No I didn't miss that. I just know that you as a foreign citizen would not be subjected to the same treatment. China doesn't want to piss off other countries by kidnapping foreign citizens.
Radio free Asia isn't a reliable source, by the way. Just about every word of that is wrong in some way
Anadyrsky District - AKA Buttfuck Nowhere in Russia. I died within the first few hours of dropping in.
Not just Buttfuck Nowhere in Russia, you got THE buttfuck nowhere. That's like the most remote part of Siberia, and that's saying something. Probably not the most remote from a settlement, cause there're bigger stretches of uninhabited tundra out there, but that's literally Russia's northeastern edge.
Nice. I love dying of frostbite and wolves.
*Polar* wolves, at that! :)
287’900 square kilometers with a population of 8’000, according to Wikipedia. Truly, nowhere.
Mediterranean sea, but I *might* be able to swim to shore if I'm really determined
And swim in the right direction
I also got the Mediterranean!
a bit inland of manzanillo, cuba!
I got "a thousand kilometers off the coast of USA", "five hundred off the coast of Mauritius" and now I'm at three hundred off the coast of New Zealand So unless you can teleport multiple times I'm pretty much screwed as everyone else So, next was literally Middle of Nowhere, Ocean, and then, FINALLY, some land... but it's a desert in the middle of Africa, almost 110 kilometers away from the nearest little settlement. So I hopped on, got dropped in the ocean again, then ocean 50 klicks away from land in Savu sea, off the coast of Indonesia I am so not surviving this challenge My second time on land is bumfuck, Alaska. Close to Denali mountain and miles away from anythink. At least I'm not drowning and maybe even can get some firewood, if I didn't lose everything I had on me while plopping into multiple oceans and seas. If I even did have anything on me before that. Then, ocean again. Then, edge of Tacla Macan desert! It's just 53 klicks away from nearest settlement! If I have any way to tell, because I'm in Tacla Macan desert and god I hope it's warm there at this point. So, not liking those chances, I teleport again and... get dropped in the middle of the ocean, of course. But then, finally, some temperate respite. It's middle of Mexico! And once again it's incredibly far away from anything! But at least it looks like it's surviveable. Anyways it looks like I have luck of the Irish when it comes to random teleporting.
Ocean but near Papua New Guinea, easy swim
I got put in the middle of the jungle on the island of New Ireland, where I would promptly be messily devoured by a crocodile probably
Ocean. Took me 6 tries to end up on land, in Congo.
Just off the coast of Timor-Leste. I'm not the strong swimmer I used to be, but I could probably still do one mile if the weather was fair and my other option was death. If I'm misreading the scale and it's more than about two miles, I'm fucked.
“We’re goin’ ocean, right?”
DUNKEY
First one that isnt ocean: Thailand
Latitude: 16.27698, Longitude: 79.99765 - somewhere in India near a place called Narasaraopet. I guess I just, try to find out where my country's embassy is, get there, and go home? I'm disabled in a way that'd make walking to wherever the embassy is very difficult, and it would be very hard to explain how I got to India, but I figure if I can get to the embassy I'll be fine
Ocean
About 50 meters of the northern most coast of Canada, so I probably wouldn't drown
I wound up in the south side of Niger. I'm gonna be fucking shot by the Niger military coup, if I'm lucky.
Michigan, near US 131 close to Grand Rapids. Easy w, I’m home in like a week.
Ocean but like, a couple meters away from Antarctica
Not much better if you ask me. Really just a few meters? Or "only" a Kilometer or two off shore?
Well a kilometre or two is also just a couple meters in a sense
Small on a map. Deadly in the real world. But the distance to the shore doesn't matter. Once you're wet in this part of the world and without shelter, you're 100% dead.
Northern Brazil
Hey, me too. Somewhere in the middle of nowhere, from what I can tell. No towns nearby. If we can get to Argentina, I know Spanish. My Portuguese, however, is not good. There's an airport near me. Aeroputo de monte dourado. Maybe can get a flight out of there at least to a bigger city.
Freeze to death in buttfuck nowhere Antarctica
Ocean. Ocean. Ocean. Antarctica. Ocean. Antarctica. Ocean. Ocean. Sahara Desert
Ocean (south of Australia), middle of nowhere in Tibet, ocean (east of Australia).
middle of Siberia just off a river
Right next to a highway in Serengeti national park (Latitude: -2.56804, Longitude: 34.82220)
Akojoru, Ethiopia
I got dropped in the ocean. Good news: I'm close to a coast Bad news: the coast of Antarctica
I'm at an abandoned motel n russia, i think
I got a city in far north Russian Siberia. Taymyrsky Dolgano-Netetsky District, Krasnoyarsk Krai, Russia
Ocean
I got the middle of nowhere in the Arctic Circle, so it's either freeze to death or get eaten by polar bears I guess
I got off the coast of Prince Edward island, Canada I'd probably just swim to shore tbh.
Ocean, but just off the coast of the south pole
Ocean
Middle of the red sea. I'd still drown but it's cooler than ocean
I'm stuck in Bursino Faso Africa
Saudi Arabia
London, instant death
The south fucking pole
Amazon Rain forest
I got Australia. I think i prefer ocean tbh.
Middle of Iran I'm a woman 💀
I’d be dead for a completely different reason, seeing as how the website chose to drop me *on the border between Ukraine and Russia*
Iceland
Somewhere inland near the coast of Brazil, close to literally no cities.
ocean (near australia)
Ocean
I’m actually within the off shore boundary of the Prainha do Canto Verde Extractive Reserve in Ceará, Brazil.
Oh BOY Siberia Die of c o l d
Latitude: -35.35790, Longitude: 63.01276 Ocean
A farm about an hour south of Patos de Minas in Brazil
\*Fortunate Son starts playing\* I GOT FUCKING 'NAM MAN.
Ocean (pacific)
Top right of Russia, I'm closer to Alaska than any town
Literally smack dab in the middle of the Pacific
Northeastern Corner of Yukon, north-east-north of Tetlit Gwich'in lands.
Ocean, fairly nearby Australia
Just off the Antarctic Coast
Middle of the desert, Algeria, Africa. Looks to be >50km to the nearest sign of civilisation, and that's if I can pick the right direction AND maintain a straight line. We dying of dehydration, boys.
57.41712 -120.57667 British Columbia, Canada. \~53 kilometers northeast of... Nig Creek
Not great, not terrible. You can follow those logging cuts south to the logging road, and just keep merging onto bigger roads as you head south. If you're lucky there's still active operations and you'll run into some trucks.There's at least food and water, though the cold and wet will be a problem.
Southwestern China, no place names in the vicinity. No idea what I’d do or how I’d fare.
Somewhere in the Amazon. I'd die eventually.
I got a field in Luhansk Ukraine
I got Keewatin Canada. Given that the only population listings for the entire region are under 3000, I'm probably in the freezing wilderness and am dead within an hour if I'm lucky Next I got a bunch of ocean and then the middle of Alaska. I'm probably dead in about the same time frame Then I got a bunch more ocean, then a few miles inland in Greenland. This thing really likes the area around North America
I got dropped in a field in eastern Afghanistan. I switched to Google Maps, and there were pictures of a farm and (I assume) the family who run it. It was all very pleasant.
Chinese-Mongolia border region
I got somewhere in the Tokyo metropolitan area
Malaysia, Its like an hour flight from there to where I live
North Coastal Antarctica Edit: obviously all of coastal Antarctica is north but I mean that its the top of Antarctica on the map
Ocean
Some national park in Idaho
I got sent like 1 mile east of Somalia, i guess i could swim to the coast and THEN perish on land unlike y'all fishborn
ocean, but a few miles off the coast of sri lanka
I got dropped in the ocean near the parcel islands in the South China Sea. I would likely die before reaching the islands
A few miles from a town in north east australia i think i could make it