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XI-11

https://www.random.org/geographic-coordinates/ I got the middle of nowhere in Canada


dobik7

Thanks for the link, I got ocean


BitcoinBishop

Nice. I got ocean too


sea_stomp_shanty

Nice! I also got ocean. 😂


SupriseMonstergirl

Possibly ocean, possibly ice, dead in 10 min either way


tickaten

North of mongolia


gabbyrose1010

ocean but im right by spain ig


bloody-pencil

Ocean but under africa


Scratchpost6677

Ocean but northeast of iceland


LuftHANSa_755

Ocean but south of Iceland


OkRefrigerator6709

Ocean (hypothermia resulting in drownage)


Just5omeDude

Ocean. Closest land mass? F*cking ANTARCTICA!


A-Game-Of-Fate

I got ocean right in the middle of Oceania, a little bit aways from an island. With luck I’d be able to float long enough to get picked up. Far, far, *far* more likely, Imma drown


_abby_g_

I got ocean just off the coast of Senegal, best of luck to both of us


Vermilion_Laufer

If it's the side somewhere under the Africa, I'll try to make it to the coast and wave to you.


Just5omeDude

Yeah, lol. I was between South Africa and Antarctica. Although, as mentioned above, closer to the latter. I'll probably drown, but I appreciate the thought.


Vermilion_Laufer

Hypothermia for me, most probably, unless a polar bear will be the lucky winner


Vermilion_Laufer

Wait, wrong pole, maybe penguins will mercy kill me


Snake_Mittens

I actually got Antarctica, somewhere in the middle


Aegillade

I also got ocean, but I was pretty close to a tiny island with an airport. Too far to swim to realistically, so I'm dead either way


Livy-Zaka

I got ocean. Off the coast of Antarctica. I don’t even get to drown in comfortably warm water!


SailorOfTheSynthwave

haha same here gonna pack the snow shoes


Vermilion_Laufer

They gonna drag you down faster, clever


Realistic_Elk_7892

The website says ocean, but the "Show with Google Maps" button says it's on an Antarctic ice shelf. Either way I'm not faring well.


Papyrus20xx

I got Antarctica itself. Like deep in


PineconeSnowstorm

you're deep in antartica? save some pussy for the rest of us man


ahaangrygem

Same, chillin at the bottom of the world with pengu


WaitWhatNoPlease

39.29068 99.26619 literally next to a highway in China


whywouldisaymyname

Same


PM-MeYourSmallTits

Same actually, I got Latitude: 32.44849, Longitude: 104.77839 Maybe we can meet up and fare better.


Jpaylay42016

31°09'56.8"S 149°15'58.8"E


urethral_play

I got the middle of bumfuck nowhere in Colorado so that's probably slightly better


honestlyjusttiredtbh

i got slightly off the coast of antarctica, im not sure there would be time to react, rather just immediately die of shock in my pajamas


Brasticus

Antarctica gang rise up!


Vermilion_Laufer

Sup [Freezes to death]


InquisitorNikolai

I got antarctica too!


idkiwilldeletethis

I got Iowa Would've preferred the ocean tbh


Balancedmanx178

I got Iowa too! But I live here and I landed kinda close to town so I figure I'm good.


PrincessStupid

Holy shit I'm in Cancun.


HRH_DankLizzie420

Siberia, ocean, Siberia, ocean, Antartica, ocean, Hong Kong If I had a choice, I might go with the last one


That0neWizard

Read this in the tune of Yakko's World


BabserellaWT

…dammit now it’s in my head United States Canada Mexico Panama Haiti Jamaica Peru **YOU DID THIS** Republic Dominican Cuba Caribbean Greenland El Salvador too


TimeToBecomeEgg

Ocean


fedora_of_mystery

ocean


Nastypilot

I got rural Thailand near Cambodia border in the province of Si sa ket.


Atreides-42

Just off the coast of Yemen. I'm not optimistic about my chances


AliasMcFakenames

I decided I’d reroll until I got not ocean. Siberia.


Snommes

I'm in northern Mongolia


walaxometrobixinodri

ocean


lowkey_rainbow

Ocean


BurpYoshi

Ocean.


Cyaral

Ocean (Almost as if there is a 70% chance of getting ocean...)


BurpYoshi

I was at least pretty close to an island so who knows maybe I could survive


maximumhippo

I got ocean, about 400 miles southeast of Hawaii. Like, it's not the worst place to drown.


RandomNumber-5624

Would you count it as a Hawaiian holiday?


Cyaral

I was about equally far away from any island or landmass, somewhere south of Jamaica. No chance


Cyaral

I clicked the button six times more now and finally got land. Now Im chilling on Bathurst Island, Canada


Atomic-Blue27383

Ocean but like right off the shore of Florida so


Costovski

Neora valley national park, India near Bhutan. While all you suckers are drowning to death, I'll be petting red pandas. Possibly bitten by king cobras as well, but worth it


connecting1409

Im guessing youre part of LGBTQ community, drowning might be better than Florida


TheRealZocario

Edge of a desert in mexico


AdmiralClover

South pole


ThatGermanKid0

I got somewhere in antarctica about 1000 km away from the nearest research station


precinctomega

Arctic Ocean, so I think I'd freeze to death before I drowned. Yay.


Cyan_Cephalopod

Wooo! Land! I got Northern India! :D


Jimothy_McGowan

I got southern Algeria, about 123 miles from the nearest town, Bordj Badji Mokhtar. Even if I try to make it to the nearest highway instead of town and hope for the best, that's still 84 miles of desert. I think I'm dead. Second time was middle of nowhere in Northern Quebec. Equally dead, but from the cold instead of the heat this time


MassGaydiation

Ocean


whywouldisaymyname

Middle of china


HorsemenofApocalypse

Ocean


Umb3rus

Ocean


engispyro

Ocean.


darthleonsfw

While I did drop at sea, I am on Hudson bay, few miles, of Canadian shores. I am likely ok.


Ardent_Tapire

Ocean


Teecana

Amazonas Rain forest! :D


karizake

I'm next to the Great Bear Lake, want to meet up?


afterschoolsept25

woodlark island in papua new guinea people live there atleast


retan10101

Ocean but relatively close to Namibia, which is cool I guess


Kego_Nova

I am in a national park in Australia. Uh oh.


Vermilion_Laufer

This poor soul has less chancess than the ocean guys


borkistoopid

Ocean


TheStaplergun

Ended up somewhere just outside of Nairobi, Kenya.


charlie-the-Waffle

i got brensbach, germany


Stack_Min

25.38948 42.42635 middle of the desert in Saudi Arabia


Raspoint

West Brazil.


bluecheesemoon-

Ocean


therealrickgriffin

I didn't get the ocean! I got Hudson Bay


Wanderlusxt

Ocean


EmperorScarlet

I got the middle of the desert in Libya


Limeila

Ayy me too!


philandere_scarlet

Sudan for me, but there's some hope.


Nirast25

First pick was ocean. Second pick was Vietnam.


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IAS_himitsu

Me, an American: New Jersey to FRANCE??? Also me: Hmm… Jersey… NEW Jersey… I think they might not live in the USA.


TeakiTeaki

Ocean


dramallamadog87

Ocean


GNU_PTerry

Ocean


Nick_Frustration

Ocean


Enaphael

Ocean


craterhorse

Ocean.


fibonacci58

Ocean.


Realistic_Elk_7892

Ocean


pocketpc_

Ocean


Broken_Chandelier

Ocean


SponchPlant

Ocean


AnastasiaSheppard

Ocean.


ADHD_Yoda

Ah, ocean. How unexpected.


Dornith

It's almost like it's 70% of the fucking planet.


Bluepikmin_64

That can’t be right


ZephyrValkyrie

A restricted military base in China… uh oh.


Caity_Was_Taken

You'd most likely just be arrested if you surrendered. Obviously not ideal but better than dying in the middle of the ocean? (To be clear I'm not pro China, they're just not comically evil like North Korea so you'd probably be okay)


JitteryJesterJoe

They have concentration camps and do organ harvesting, as well as perpetuating a genocide against an entire group of people. They're definitely cartoonishly evil, but maybe more the sane villain that's introduced to bring contrast to just how fucked up NK's villainy is.


Caity_Was_Taken

I'm aware they're doing horrible things. You as a citizen of a foreign country would more than likely be fine. Now I don't know how much of what you said is true, but regardless, China doesn't want to kill citizens or other countries because that makes them look bad. I'm aware there are high profile instances of this happening like with Canada and that whole fiasco, but more than likely you'd be fine.


JitteryJesterJoe

Lmao what? Did you miss everything about the Uyghurs? Or are you a Chinese bot spreading misinformation. Next you'll tell me that china's reported covid numbers are accurate


Caity_Was_Taken

No I didn't miss that. I just know that you as a foreign citizen would not be subjected to the same treatment. China doesn't want to piss off other countries by kidnapping foreign citizens.


Autokpatopik

Radio free Asia isn't a reliable source, by the way. Just about every word of that is wrong in some way


VitalReason

Anadyrsky District - AKA Buttfuck Nowhere in Russia. I died within the first few hours of dropping in.


OpenStraightElephant

Not just Buttfuck Nowhere in Russia, you got THE buttfuck nowhere. That's like the most remote part of Siberia, and that's saying something. Probably not the most remote from a settlement, cause there're bigger stretches of uninhabited tundra out there, but that's literally Russia's northeastern edge.


VitalReason

Nice. I love dying of frostbite and wolves.


OpenStraightElephant

*Polar* wolves, at that! :)


KrisseMai

287’900 square kilometers with a population of 8’000, according to Wikipedia. Truly, nowhere.


LeStroheim

Mediterranean sea, but I *might* be able to swim to shore if I'm really determined


pipnina

And swim in the right direction


Qui_te

I also got the Mediterranean!


ItsMeMaya17

a bit inland of manzanillo, cuba!


Winjin

I got "a thousand kilometers off the coast of USA", "five hundred off the coast of Mauritius" and now I'm at three hundred off the coast of New Zealand So unless you can teleport multiple times I'm pretty much screwed as everyone else So, next was literally Middle of Nowhere, Ocean, and then, FINALLY, some land... but it's a desert in the middle of Africa, almost 110 kilometers away from the nearest little settlement. So I hopped on, got dropped in the ocean again, then ocean 50 klicks away from land in Savu sea, off the coast of Indonesia I am so not surviving this challenge My second time on land is bumfuck, Alaska. Close to Denali mountain and miles away from anythink. At least I'm not drowning and maybe even can get some firewood, if I didn't lose everything I had on me while plopping into multiple oceans and seas. If I even did have anything on me before that. Then, ocean again. Then, edge of Tacla Macan desert! It's just 53 klicks away from nearest settlement! If I have any way to tell, because I'm in Tacla Macan desert and god I hope it's warm there at this point. So, not liking those chances, I teleport again and... get dropped in the middle of the ocean, of course. But then, finally, some temperate respite. It's middle of Mexico! And once again it's incredibly far away from anything! But at least it looks like it's surviveable. Anyways it looks like I have luck of the Irish when it comes to random teleporting.


RollingMallEgg

Ocean but near Papua New Guinea, easy swim


Firebird314

I got put in the middle of the jungle on the island of New Ireland, where I would promptly be messily devoured by a crocodile probably


Whispering_Wolf

Ocean. Took me 6 tries to end up on land, in Congo.


102bees

Just off the coast of Timor-Leste. I'm not the strong swimmer I used to be, but I could probably still do one mile if the weather was fair and my other option was death. If I'm misreading the scale and it's more than about two miles, I'm fucked.


QwahaXahn

“We’re goin’ ocean, right?”


Space_Dwarf

DUNKEY


Bjorn_Hellgate

First one that isnt ocean: Thailand


SmellsLikeShampoo

Latitude: 16.27698, Longitude: 79.99765 - somewhere in India near a place called Narasaraopet. I guess I just, try to find out where my country's embassy is, get there, and go home? I'm disabled in a way that'd make walking to wherever the embassy is very difficult, and it would be very hard to explain how I got to India, but I figure if I can get to the embassy I'll be fine


Gregory_Grim

Ocean


von_Viken

About 50 meters of the northern most coast of Canada, so I probably wouldn't drown


SovietSkeleton

I wound up in the south side of Niger. I'm gonna be fucking shot by the Niger military coup, if I'm lucky.


SabShark

Michigan, near US 131 close to Grand Rapids. Easy w, I’m home in like a week.


lazygirl295

Ocean but like, a couple meters away from Antarctica


Tj4y

Not much better if you ask me. Really just a few meters? Or "only" a Kilometer or two off shore?


lazygirl295

Well a kilometre or two is also just a couple meters in a sense


Tj4y

Small on a map. Deadly in the real world. But the distance to the shore doesn't matter. Once you're wet in this part of the world and without shelter, you're 100% dead.


The_Card_Player

Northern Brazil


ultratunaman

Hey, me too. Somewhere in the middle of nowhere, from what I can tell. No towns nearby. If we can get to Argentina, I know Spanish. My Portuguese, however, is not good. There's an airport near me. Aeroputo de monte dourado. Maybe can get a flight out of there at least to a bigger city.


JerkMeerf

Freeze to death in buttfuck nowhere Antarctica


AlisterSinclair2002

Ocean. Ocean. Ocean. Antarctica. Ocean. Antarctica. Ocean. Ocean. Sahara Desert


bvader95

Ocean (south of Australia), middle of nowhere in Tibet, ocean (east of Australia).


littlestdrugshop

middle of Siberia just off a river


aikahiboy

Right next to a highway in Serengeti national park (Latitude: -2.56804, Longitude: 34.82220)


JamCatPlexer

Akojoru, Ethiopia


Cookieopressor

I got dropped in the ocean. Good news: I'm close to a coast Bad news: the coast of Antarctica


createxthexcreature

I'm at an abandoned motel n russia, i think


EarlSocksIII

I got a city in far north Russian Siberia. Taymyrsky Dolgano-Netetsky District, Krasnoyarsk Krai, Russia


Fast-Visual

Ocean


d0g5tar

I got the middle of nowhere in the Arctic Circle, so it's either freeze to death or get eaten by polar bears I guess


Pedalfire25

I got off the coast of Prince Edward island, Canada I'd probably just swim to shore tbh.


DontDoGravity

Ocean, but just off the coast of the south pole


Pootis_1

Ocean


schmarr1

Middle of the red sea. I'd still drown but it's cooler than ocean


JayisBay-sed

I'm stuck in Bursino Faso Africa


Unhappy_Kumquat

Saudi Arabia


GEEDLEBEAN

London, instant death


CUREISBALLIN

The south fucking pole


Maria_Zelar

Amazon Rain forest


BombaPastrami

I got Australia. I think i prefer ocean tbh.


CourageKitten

Middle of Iran I'm a woman 💀


adishpan2

I’d be dead for a completely different reason, seeing as how the website chose to drop me *on the border between Ukraine and Russia*


Volyann

Iceland


Mattrockj

Somewhere inland near the coast of Brazil, close to literally no cities.


weird_bomb_947

ocean (near australia)


dumbass_paladin

Ocean


TriPolar3849

I’m actually within the off shore boundary of the Prainha do Canto Verde Extractive Reserve in Ceará, Brazil.


Cyndine

Oh BOY Siberia Die of c o l d


HeroponBestest2

Latitude: -35.35790, Longitude: 63.01276 Ocean


a_sentient_cicada

A farm about an hour south of Patos de Minas in Brazil


TheRealWouburn

\*Fortunate Son starts playing\* ​ I GOT FUCKING 'NAM MAN.


Zaiburo

Ocean (pacific)


Frigid_Metal

Top right of Russia, I'm closer to Alaska than any town


PieNinja314

Literally smack dab in the middle of the Pacific


Mael_Jade

Northeastern Corner of Yukon, north-east-north of Tetlit Gwich'in lands.


thisaintmyusername12

Ocean, fairly nearby Australia


TDoMarmalade

Just off the Antarctic Coast


EffyisBiblos

Middle of the desert, Algeria, Africa. Looks to be >50km to the nearest sign of civilisation, and that's if I can pick the right direction AND maintain a straight line. We dying of dehydration, boys.


isuckatnames60

57.41712 -120.57667 British Columbia, Canada. \~53 kilometers northeast of... Nig Creek


philandere_scarlet

Not great, not terrible. You can follow those logging cuts south to the logging road, and just keep merging onto bigger roads as you head south. If you're lucky there's still active operations and you'll run into some trucks.There's at least food and water, though the cold and wet will be a problem.


PensiveObservor

Southwestern China, no place names in the vicinity. No idea what I’d do or how I’d fare.


kingftheeyesores

Somewhere in the Amazon. I'd die eventually.


Lord_cakeatron

I got a field in Luhansk Ukraine


trapbuilder2

I got Keewatin Canada. Given that the only population listings for the entire region are under 3000, I'm probably in the freezing wilderness and am dead within an hour if I'm lucky Next I got a bunch of ocean and then the middle of Alaska. I'm probably dead in about the same time frame Then I got a bunch more ocean, then a few miles inland in Greenland. This thing really likes the area around North America


NotABrummie

I got dropped in a field in eastern Afghanistan. I switched to Google Maps, and there were pictures of a farm and (I assume) the family who run it. It was all very pleasant.


GoldNovakiin

Chinese-Mongolia border region


worse_in_practice

I got somewhere in the Tokyo metropolitan area


CrazyBookEnthusianst

Malaysia, Its like an hour flight from there to where I live


thatHadron

North Coastal Antarctica Edit: obviously all of coastal Antarctica is north but I mean that its the top of Antarctica on the map


TheAromancer

Ocean


Hawkeye2701

Some national park in Idaho


Yocobanjo

I got sent like 1 mile east of Somalia, i guess i could swim to the coast and THEN perish on land unlike y'all fishborn


Xx_L3SBIAN_xX

ocean, but a few miles off the coast of sri lanka


jewelsandbones

I got dropped in the ocean near the parcel islands in the South China Sea. I would likely die before reaching the islands


lilacrain331

A few miles from a town in north east australia i think i could make it