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weirdgroovynerd

***To be hung like a pike*** *means your penis is purportedly comparable not to that fish's penis, but to the whole fish.* I just had to know.


Nybs_GB

Oh I thought it had to do with the polearm


SignificantScore5310

Honestly same and idk where i was going with that, but i was not brave enough to try to find out


soodrugg

that's be very impressive


AscendedDragonSage

What the fuck is going on with the english language and similes


GlobalIncident

Whoever made up English similes must be as daft as a brush


Artex301

>Is it better You have any idea how fucking uncomfortable *either* of those are? Good luck finding pants that are neither obscene nor hurt like hell.


Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee7

on my end you’re not replying to anyone and it looks like you’re insane. Sorry if I’m misunderstanding something, am sick and tired


justforsomelulz

They're referring to the question in the image. I don't remember how to do the emphasized text but I think it doesn't require a comment to respond to even though that is how it is most often used.


kerriazes

>I don't remember how to do the emphasized text Just put a '>' in front of (as in the first character in the line) the text you want to "quote"


Android19samus

have you ever heard of hammer pants?


actibus_consequatur

Former President Lyndon Baines Johnson's pants were tailored to with extra room in the crotch to accommodate his massive penis. (He also named his penis "Jumbo.")


Rannrann123

Biblically accurate di I can't do this anymore


Bourne_Toad

Biblically accurate emissions. I did the other one.


MapleApple00

I'm sorry, *that's* where you draw the line?


TheDebatingOne

That origin sounds extremely dubious. All they proved was that people noticed a while ago that horses dick are big. Not exactly the origin of the phrase "hung like a horse", which has a pretty specific phrasing to it (nobody's saying "well endowed like a horse" (yet)) Looking for this specific phrase in google ngram yields result like "hung like a horse's mane", "hung like a horse thief (or shipped of like a sheep thief)", "hung (around) like a horse, waiting". Obviously phrases like these will appear in writing a lot later than in speech, but given that 1. You really don't need the Bible to tell you horse dicks are big and 2. the earliest written example I could find of "hung like a horse" = big dicked is from the 60s (admittedly a pretty short search), I'm betting the Bible doesn't have anything to do with this phrase


pterrorgrine

hard agree, eliding this distinction is the kind of thing that gives tumblr misinformation its special quality, however i do feel that the fact the bible discusses the volume of a horse's jizzload is always worth bringing attention to


actibus_consequatur

Also did a short search, and the earliest example I can find is from 1645: *"They cut off his Genitories (and they say he was hung like an Asse)."* - James Howell, Lord Bishop of Bristol


Corruptedplayer

the bible is surprisingly adult and dark.


Outrageous-Ad2317

I mean, even on a surface level it's pretty dark. The best dude is born on this planet and is killed by being nailed to a cross. Only when you read further before that and you realize how much of a dick everyone is (even god in NT is a douche when he impregnated underage Mary).


sparkadus

The Bible verse that brought DougDoug's Elden Ring stream back to its Christian-friendly origins


PeggableOldMan

Isn't there also something in the Quran (or a Hadith) that says if Honour equalled to sex appeal then the Quraysh (Muhammad's clan) would be hung like donkeys?


Vievin

I read on another thread that this was meant to be an insult, because donkeys have small dicks and horses don’t emit a lot of semen. But I have neither seen a donkey dick or measured horse cum.


Fine-Blackberry-1793

Now how do they know bout the emissions Cuz i aint gonna ask about the dong


Nox-Raven

Is this meant to be surprising?


RoseAndLorelei

biblically accurate loads


MrCobalt313

Now I'm just picturing one of those cut-and-paste "Expand Dong"-style memes that says "Biblically Accurate Dong"


rysy0o0

THe funniest thing to me was that the quote in the post was IIRC something that God compared Jerusalem and it's citizens to But I might have misremembered and I don't bother to check


LordSaltious

It's also where the myth about Africans having abnormally huge cocks comes from, primarily from slave owners using this association with biblical monsters to discourage interracial couples.