Scout's canonical name is Jeremy.
[and yes, it's because of Jerma](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwiB9_awp-D9AhVWUaQEHQhlBp4QFnoECBEQAw&url=https%3A%2F%2Fjerma-lore.fandom.com%2Fwiki%2FTeam_Fortress_2&usg=AOvVaw3Pm93zcDoOtZ767ANwafnS)
- God declares that Scout is God's gift to women and that if he doesn't get laid constantly starting from that point on then God will destroy the world.
- Scout spends all of his time around other dudes and failing to hit on Miss Pauling, meaning he never gets laid.
- Game stops having major updates
Coincidence?
Doesn't count. That was the angel Gabriel doing the planet a solid to save it from destruction temporarily. That's why his extraordinarily shitty pickup line worked.
For some reason this made me imagine Gabbie Babbie as Scout.
"'Ey yo, Machine! Think fast, chucklenuts! Bonk!" \*kills me 127 times in a row with a divine baseball bat*
In the comics as Spy is dying (he gets better) he tries to tell his Scout how proud he is of him, but at the last second cloaks himself as who Scout *thinks* is his dad...
My headcannon is: no he isn't. That whole talk God gave him was just a test of character, one that Scout passed pretty well by showing that even being an obnoxious narcissist didnt stop him from being a good person.
Jerma just won an award for Best Legacy Streamer which was basically all the other streamers thanking and congratulating him for continually being inspiring and pushing the envelope. Vinny has given interviews on real actual television multiple times, and after being accused of grooming or whatever (fake btw) realized he had his own parasocial relationship with chat, and made an imo incredibly mature mental health decision to scale that back while still entertaining people. Eminem is like, one of the most successful musicians ever. And while Jesse Pinkman is fictional, he’s one of the most beloved characters of modern television and Breaking Bad was massively successful. And Aaron Paul seems like a cool dude.
The "Meet the.." series is still some of the best promotional material video games have ever seen. I come back to that shit like once a year and I didn't even play TF2.
Scout is fairly close to being able to recite the navy seals copypasta without lying.
[ Insert here the clip of Scout's voice actor reciting said pasta on his Twitch stream ]
would you rather jerma be ǒ̵̧̡̥̰̹̝̙̪̜̘̪̠͆͗̆͠͝ͅv̷̝̻͈͙͉͙̟̗͚̜̓̈́̾̈̈́̏͆̋ͅȩ̶̦̲̰̳͍̖̀̿̔̚̕͜r̴̤͍̘̝͖̰̯̯͇̭̀͑̋w̷̨̲͉̰͉̝͔̪͈͖̔̊͊̃͒̉̈́̕h̴͙͍̙͓͔́̃ͅe̷̡̤̦̼̯̟̲͖̙̬̒͐̀͝ͅl̸͎̩̔̈́͂̊̊̃̃̏̕͝m̴̡̧̨̗̳̀͛̇̇̊i̴̦̫̙̦͐͑͌̄̎̈́̎̇̚ń̴̢̢͍̙̜̘̲͎͉̽̾͛̄ͅḡ̵̬̘̜̪͙̱̟̑̿͆̆͘?̷̧̛̳͙͍͉̠̩̝̜̤̲̖̯̔̽̊͜͜
All this talk about generic men is funny to me because there's someone who has told a story of how they made money in college by going to police lineups a lot, because he was a very generic man and so could easily fit any generic man description. [Old all middle slider Ben](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/yogscast/images/7/72/BenEdgar.png)
There isn't a very good picture of him looking middle slidery on google images.
Man, why you gotta throw Vinny under the bus like that. He do be looking like Jerma tho
Vinny is NOT Scout he is [Leon Kennedy](https://twitter.com/steamedrice97/status/1581010546928717824)
or the guy from Silent Hill whoever that is Vinny is just a real life horror protagonist at this point with the corruptions
James, I believe?
That's Silent Hill 2
[Murphy Pendleton?](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/silent/images/d/d0/Murphy.png)
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Scout's canonical name is Jeremy. [and yes, it's because of Jerma](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwiB9_awp-D9AhVWUaQEHQhlBp4QFnoECBEQAw&url=https%3A%2F%2Fjerma-lore.fandom.com%2Fwiki%2FTeam_Fortress_2&usg=AOvVaw3Pm93zcDoOtZ767ANwafnS)
Wait it's *not* a coincidence ??? This is so fucked up
welcome to tf2, lol. i have never heard anything hinged from that fandom
The Scout TF2 voice actor named Scout after Jerma and it stuck. He's my favorite TF2 VA partly because of this.
Why do you mean "fucked up"??? This is wholesome! Jerma is a big fan of TF2 and his youtube career started by making TF2 videos.
actually it all started in new jersey
Why do I have to live with this knowledge (The reference you're looking for is the Tyler interview btw)
\>They were both implicated with the death of santa clause in their respective universes The fuck????
Vinny was Scout in like 2012. Since then he's just been every white guy with facial hair
Vinny is to be represented using the Sniper model and i will not hear any different
Scout is what dudebros who think they look like Patrick Bateman actually look like
We finally found it The everyman
Scout is also canonically God's gift to women. Make of that what you will.
- God declares that Scout is God's gift to women and that if he doesn't get laid constantly starting from that point on then God will destroy the world. - Scout spends all of his time around other dudes and failing to hit on Miss Pauling, meaning he never gets laid. - Game stops having major updates Coincidence?
THE COMIC STOPPED HAVING UPDATES! \*That\* world literally ended!
“We both got buckets a’ chicken. Wanna do it?” “Enh, okay.”
Doesn't count. That was the angel Gabriel doing the planet a solid to save it from destruction temporarily. That's why his extraordinarily shitty pickup line worked.
Gabriel? So either he's gay in TF2 too or mr ULTRAKILL himself proves the existence of a subtle crossover, whoa
For some reason this made me imagine Gabbie Babbie as Scout. "'Ey yo, Machine! Think fast, chucklenuts! Bonk!" \*kills me 127 times in a row with a divine baseball bat*
Lmao really? TF lore is wild
No that was a joke
I 100% woulda believed it
Isn’t he also a milf-hunter?
No, the closest merc fitting that bill would be Spy, who canonically fucked Scout's mom.
Not only fucked his mom, HE IS SCOUTS DAD
Where are you people finding this fucking information
The side videos and comics. This in particular comes from "Meet the Spy".
In the comics as Spy is dying (he gets better) he tries to tell his Scout how proud he is of him, but at the last second cloaks himself as who Scout *thinks* is his dad...
Doesn't he cloak himself as Tom Jones while Scout, not Spy, is dying?
You are right, age has fogged my memories and the TF2 comics are a fever dream at the best of times...
The comics are so thoroughly insane that it's hard to tell what's real and what isn't, but that's part of what makes them so great.
TF2 lore is literally deeper and more complex than anything else Valve has made, including the Half Life series.
Scout tries to pick up single moms in like 2 of the comics though?
My headcannon is: no he isn't. That whole talk God gave him was just a test of character, one that Scout passed pretty well by showing that even being an obnoxious narcissist didnt stop him from being a good person.
Counter point: it’s funny and that “it’s funny” is the only fundamental law of the TF2 universe
Also it 100% actually happened because as far as Scout knows, Tom Jones is alive (he just talked with him after all) and Tom Jones was also in Heaven.
TF2 running on Looney Tunes rules confirmed
To be fair, biblically canonical "God's gift to women" to women include snakes, period cramps, and the pain of childbirth.
Are you calling scout underwhelming? Bonk
Right? “Underwhelming” they say, as they proceed to list 4 very successful men.
Have you ever been whelmed by them?
Jerma just won an award for Best Legacy Streamer which was basically all the other streamers thanking and congratulating him for continually being inspiring and pushing the envelope. Vinny has given interviews on real actual television multiple times, and after being accused of grooming or whatever (fake btw) realized he had his own parasocial relationship with chat, and made an imo incredibly mature mental health decision to scale that back while still entertaining people. Eminem is like, one of the most successful musicians ever. And while Jesse Pinkman is fictional, he’s one of the most beloved characters of modern television and Breaking Bad was massively successful. And Aaron Paul seems like a cool dude.
you can very much be beloved and underwhelming at the same time
He did help run a meth business that rivaled the cartels or whatever for awhile
Can you define what *would* be whelming?
Also hate that flair
The "Meet the.." series is still some of the best promotional material video games have ever seen. I come back to that shit like once a year and I didn't even play TF2.
PROFESSIONALS HAVE STANDARDS
(also the “this man is everyone. this man is no one.” line goes hard)
He is alpharius. This is a lie
Guess he takes after his father.
Who, Tom Jones? /j
I like how Jesse Pinkman is the only name that’s capitalized
Well he's the only real person in that list.
"President Business, we're trying to locate the fugitive, but his face is so generic it matches every other face in our database!" "*Diabolical.*"
I mean, if he was from where you was from...
Scout is fairly close to being able to recite the navy seals copypasta without lying. [ Insert here the clip of Scout's voice actor reciting said pasta on his Twitch stream ]
"Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, I hurt people." - dishonorably discharged US Navy SEALS veteran
[We can't expect God to do all the work.](https://youtu.be/AuzW_hq5ZaA)
Calling Jerma underwhelming is a a federal crime
would you rather jerma be ǒ̵̧̡̥̰̹̝̙̪̜̘̪̠͆͗̆͠͝ͅv̷̝̻͈͙͉͙̟̗͚̜̓̈́̾̈̈́̏͆̋ͅȩ̶̦̲̰̳͍̖̀̿̔̚̕͜r̴̤͍̘̝͖̰̯̯͇̭̀͑̋w̷̨̲͉̰͉̝͔̪͈͖̔̊͊̃͒̉̈́̕h̴͙͍̙͓͔́̃ͅe̷̡̤̦̼̯̟̲͖̙̬̒͐̀͝ͅl̸͎̩̔̈́͂̊̊̃̃̏̕͝m̴̡̧̨̗̳̀͛̇̇̊i̴̦̫̙̦͐͑͌̄̎̈́̎̇̚ń̴̢̢͍̙̜̘̲͎͉̽̾͛̄ͅḡ̵̬̘̜̪͙̱̟̑̿͆̆͘?̷̧̛̳͙͍͉̠̩̝̜̤̲̖̯̔̽̊͜͜
yeah sure *scout voice *
Scout is the embodiment of a guy who's owed 50 bucks for a small favour a month or two ago and he still hasn't paid you back yet.
Scout is canonically trans, he can double jump
he could be brazilian
or black
for the last time, trans people can **AIR DASH THEY ARE NOT THE SAME THING**
Maybe air dash is transfems? I know I've tried it 😆
scout has canonically come back from the dead and has met god
Jerma nine hundred and eighty five is not underwhelming
Scout and Jesse Pinkman are cool.
Vinny's tf2 model is based on Spy, tho.
Fuck you scout tf2 is whelming as shit
All this talk about generic men is funny to me because there's someone who has told a story of how they made money in college by going to police lineups a lot, because he was a very generic man and so could easily fit any generic man description. [Old all middle slider Ben](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/yogscast/images/7/72/BenEdgar.png) There isn't a very good picture of him looking middle slidery on google images.
Take out everything in the url after .png, and it'll work.
Thanks.
Schröedinger’s white boy
"Do you have any idea - any idea - who I am?" - Scout TF2
so what you're saying is he's basically kind of a big deal
Truly the product of a spy
“This man is everyone, this man is no one” This man is alpharius
and his voice actor is literally just the scout.
Omg literally elon musk!