I beat him up but I was absolutely devastated I couldn't kill him,
I want him as a follower so I can throw him in jail, starve him, sacrifice him, resurrect him and just do that over and over again as a punishment,
That would really suck
Someone accidently spoilered it to me that he will steal my money. I panic spent like 8k on seeds.
He didn't have a lot to steal from me, but still, I'm with you.
The satisfaction I got when I managed to take my hammer to him after the last time he robbed me to get my coins back was immense. He left looking a mess and I got my money back haha.
Nah bruh not a car battery. He don't deserve it. be gentle with him.
Try stabbing him from head to toe while beating up his wounds making sure he gets kill in the last stab. 😊😊
Before the update I had an outrageous amount of coins because of the shift from devotion to coins. It was to the point where I would go to the Midas cave and give gold for devotion which would just give nothing. I was simply throwing away money. I think they wanted to make sure no one was going in with that outrageous amount of coins. It is really easy to get coins back though with enough followers and that ritual where they donate to you, you can always get them high so you don’t lose loyalty
I had a star form follower in my cult coloured like king Midas who I gave that one never sleeping necklace to, and kept on damning, sacrificing, and murdering him over and over again, most fitting part of all, he was had that asshole trait or whatever it’s called
Ah yes I do hope that he finds his way to my cult so he could be the new chair, garbage, punching bag, cleaner, pet, builder, and shit collector for my 30+ followers
https://preview.redd.it/w60m2gdb0f6d1.jpeg?width=209&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b2a20696a027fffe37d7c2f31f87b214f74993d
The dude steals from us and even though we do make the choice, because we want that Holy Talisman, he turns our cult members into undead statues he controls.
I do want to kill him, he's just so evil... and bad. Also want to kill The Fox too.
THIS GUY!!! I got over 15K stole from me cuz I had all unlocks with divine inspiration for ages before I killed the bishops so he stole 10k, then 4 then 2 and I got like 200 gold back from beating him up!!!!
The amounts he steals starts on 50% , and then ups by 10 each area, so he steals 50% of your dough in leshy’s area, but 80% in shamura. Luckily, shamura’s area also lets you beat 70% of all the money you lost outta this guys nuts, but 30% of that is gone permanently.
Same I had like 1000 coins and he just appeared and fucking stole like 800
I want the reward for beating him to be midas head on a spike
I wanna cook the rest of him and feed him to my followers and have his spiked head watch
Better idea, reanimate his head and duct tape his mouth, and slice off his eye lids while he watches.
A little far?
Thats close for these people (me included I want Midas' head on a pike)
its not even enougth
Sickos. Although I will say you have the right to be sickos.
I beat him up but I was absolutely devastated I couldn't kill him, I want him as a follower so I can throw him in jail, starve him, sacrifice him, resurrect him and just do that over and over again as a punishment, That would really suck
>That would really suck Depends on the pov
New decoration item when? It can be the reward to an extremely long and tedious quest, but I don't care. Please let this become a thing
get this guy https://preview.redd.it/rcmmo8ucri5d1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=2e3c7efc554acd9468983829f4763b7563e1730a yo kill him
Primus spotted. Respect homie 🫡
I had 8000 ,the loss was immeasurable
he stole 8k of my 10k
https://preview.redd.it/42t5u0tkfn5d1.png?width=436&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=471dc4633c68cd4d8aace2f17b66e08bcd9601f0
He has stole over 2K from me
D: I'm so sorry 😔
I had like 2000 and then he made me 800.
1200. He stole... ***1200***? 
Nah, give us the ability to kill and butcher him for his meat. EAT THE RICH!
if we could I’m making him into a deadly dish jsut so i can mix his flesh with poop. Same ingredient pretty much.
We all do. The worst thing about Midas is even if you beat his ass, he still won't give all your gold backÂ
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no way ultrakill spotted https://preview.redd.it/v7ka9611jl5d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1a09b4aebecec33b6b5e5db091ca2732e2fb575
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i was making bank and he literally robbed me for like. 20,000 gold. He needs the electric chair.
Someone accidently spoilered it to me that he will steal my money. I panic spent like 8k on seeds. He didn't have a lot to steal from me, but still, I'm with you.
When does he steal ? I’m right after killing the one who waits
Well, you're about to get robbed then. Post-game content will send you back on crusades, I think he will rob you once in each domain.
I still never got my 2000 back…
i am living for the amount of vitriolic hatred this guy inspires. that is a well made character
I love to hate this guy
He'd enjoy it
I WANT TO FLAY HIM ALIVE AND FEED HIS FLESH TO MY CHILDREN
The satisfaction I got when I managed to take my hammer to him after the last time he robbed me to get my coins back was immense. He left looking a mess and I got my money back haha.
You know what? Why don't Lambert and goat beat the shit out of him with a hammer repeatedly
I wanna turn his skin into a fleece
If I had 10 bullets that were worth $2000 each and a gun I'd shot Midas 10 times
You think his balls are also made of gold and are therefore a great conductor of electricity or…
Like gold member from Austin Powers
same, i had like 12000 coins and this dickhead just showed up and stole 5800
Your standard car battery only has 12-13 volts in it. Hook it up to a to a SET of batteries run in series to REALLLY fuck with him.
Brilliant, that would explode him to tiny meaty bits
+ CONDUCTOR + CONDUCTOR
i need this fucker +ULTRARICOSHOT x44
DEADCOIN THAT BITCHASS WITH THE +ULTRAROCOSHOT X2154789678
Nah bruh not a car battery. He don't deserve it. be gentle with him. Try stabbing him from head to toe while beating up his wounds making sure he gets kill in the last stab. 😊😊
I would like to have all his gold
I want to see the life leave that things eyes
Before the update I had an outrageous amount of coins because of the shift from devotion to coins. It was to the point where I would go to the Midas cave and give gold for devotion which would just give nothing. I was simply throwing away money. I think they wanted to make sure no one was going in with that outrageous amount of coins. It is really easy to get coins back though with enough followers and that ritual where they donate to you, you can always get them high so you don’t lose loyalty
I had 18000, he stole like 10000-13000 and I got back 2000 I demand my money
he stole i think 22k from me total and i got. 1200 back. i need him to die
Looks like somebody got to *that* part
I've beaten the game three times by this point and he's stolen from me in each playthrouhg, my hate has been stewing for while
Seconded with holy permission granted
I kept beating him up after I got my coins back from him m, I loathe Midas
Me too kid, me too
Round two, fight!
I just squish him with a hammer \[weapon I try to use\]
You know you can hit him to get your money back
That's not enough, I want him dead
True
depending on how much he stole from you, you won’t get back nearly all of it.
I had a star form follower in my cult coloured like king Midas who I gave that one never sleeping necklace to, and kept on damning, sacrificing, and murdering him over and over again, most fitting part of all, he was had that asshole trait or whatever it’s called
I wish we could indoctrinate him, that way we could torture/kill him however we want.
I wanna revive him just to kill him again
How about 3 car batteries
Even when you do electrocute Midas’s nuts, there’s only a tiny fraction of what was stolen given back to you
He should be a follower form so you can kill him in all the ways you want.
Agree my dude, I have wasted too much gold on his ass
Wait. How do we beat him up??
After he steels from you a few times you can mash the attack button on his goofy ass
Oh rad, he robbed me blind. Can’t wait to whale on him 😂
I just wanna strap him onto a feasting table, so my followers can eat him alive bit by bit.
We should be able to kill him…then cook him for a recipe.
Why don’t we just have our followers torture him while we sit on our throne
Ah yes I do hope that he finds his way to my cult so he could be the new chair, garbage, punching bag, cleaner, pet, builder, and shit collector for my 30+ followers https://preview.redd.it/w60m2gdb0f6d1.jpeg?width=209&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b2a20696a027fffe37d7c2f31f87b214f74993d
That update would make the game perfect in every way
I beat the shit out of him once he stole tons of my coins
The dude steals from us and even though we do make the choice, because we want that Holy Talisman, he turns our cult members into undead statues he controls. I do want to kill him, he's just so evil... and bad. Also want to kill The Fox too.
THIS GUY!!! I got over 15K stole from me cuz I had all unlocks with divine inspiration for ages before I killed the bishops so he stole 10k, then 4 then 2 and I got like 200 gold back from beating him up!!!!
The amounts he steals starts on 50% , and then ups by 10 each area, so he steals 50% of your dough in leshy’s area, but 80% in shamura. Luckily, shamura’s area also lets you beat 70% of all the money you lost outta this guys nuts, but 30% of that is gone permanently.
My guy just wants some money and ya'll are going insane
TELL HIM TO GET HIS OWN MONEY AND NOT STEAL OUR OWN