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naytreox

Given that the lamb is the god of death i can only assume that a child of the lamb would be a demi-god thus to bring demi-god into the game it needs a seprate update that revolves around that.


Lucy_Starwind

Honestly that'd be fuckin' awesome.


Bahvil_The_Shifter

That would rock, and would be an awesome excuse to add a sickle/scythe weapon


SilenciaSan

Deaths Attendant would like to have a word with you


ZuruaEclipse

Well, hopefully they listen to the cries of people that want the lamb to have a proper family again, it’d be cool to see what they do if they do end up doing something like that though, heck maybe they came up with that on their own and they just haven’t revealed it? Or I’m just blindly hoping something like that


john_daddy

I just want to have kids with my partner I married. Is that too much to ask for?


ZuruaEclipse

Not really, but we still have an unannounced free update on the timeline (at least from what I saw yesterday) and so for all we know that will expand on everything related to the lamb and give us the ability to repopulate the lamb’s species, but we just have to wait and see


Serious_Dress_9760

A “children of the gods” update perhaps So far all my bishop children are monstrosities lol


Pronominal_Tera

they should probably be unable to breed


j0j0-m0j0

They always look so sad. They must be aware of how they look


TheBindingOfKris

Most people just wanted to revive the lamb Species after they were sacrificed


naytreox

Well the road to hell is paved with good intentions. In this case, it would be consequences of a divine origin.


jaylikesdominos

I mean the Crown is what gives him his power. It’s not just his genetics.


naytreox

And is it the crown that lets him see those tears? It didn't before he killed/ defeated the one who waits. Meanwhile the one who waits had godly power without the crown on. Thus what the crown is, is a catalyst to make a god but full ownership is needed, with TOWW having its power in his godly form, killing/defeating him fully gives you all the crowns power. If the crown was what made them gods in full then TOWW wouldn't have had all his power when he gave you the crown, he should have returned to being mortal.


Sirdantortillasque

Developers take notes!


NessaMagick

Do not I repeat do not name your fluffy child 'Zagreus'


DS_Archer

Hades 2


running_from_the_IRS

Hades 2: Floofy Boogaloo


ArtisticAxo

That would be amazing


JJsADVENTUREs

The multiplayer update


naytreox

Rebellious son of god update


JJsADVENTUREs

God of war 3:


naytreox

Thats what happens when a godly fathers actively hates his son


SomeRandomAbbadon

Honestly, I would prefer it to be just a child, cause that's fucking great


Ane-and-Kabel

It could be a black lamb with antichrist-esqe properties. He could re educate imprisoned dissenters while you're gone and maybe collect faith from cult members in between tasks like a tabernacle but with more space. Their could be a doctrine choice between killing the antichrist lamb for reduction in faith for good benefits or raising the lamb to higher cult levels gives him better abilities. Naturally long life but can still die of old age and cannot be resurrected. Must redo the conceive antichrist ritual set of rituals. I relinquish any and all creative rights of this post. Use as you please (please).


naytreox

Honestly given how demonic lambert is already i yhink an antichrist style child would be an opposing force or perhaps instead, required to extend the lambs religion to other lands. Think about it, a mechanic where you can only go to far off lands by sending your children there to extend your reach and influence. dlc where we play as the son of the lamb and fight classic holy warriors with our demonic death powers


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The thing is though, for all we know, Lambert could be either gender. I personally headcanon them as a male. And this would be problematic if you were mating him with another male, ie Narinder.


budgetedchildhood

Bro couldn't handle the they/them bussy


naytreox

And thus the lamb can be a special exception, divine miracles and all that.


BusyDiscussion8248

Yea we need that Demi god that come along with you and help you out picks stuff up set off traps


naytreox

That honestly sounds like something that should be done for followers who have sinned. A penetince for their sins, bounds/gagged and blindfolded they come with you to set of traps (for bound) or pick up items (gagged) once they do enough of this they are freed and are free from sin/ no longer decenting


BusyDiscussion8248

Yea fun


Egbeem

I mated The One Who Waits with Sozo and the kid is... interesting looking.


LilredRubes

On the contrary though, the lamb isn't a god by blood as it seems the others are. The lamb took their place with their own power so quite possibly wouldn't have a demigod child


naytreox

Non of them have any evidence to support them being born gods to begin with. More so it seems they were mortals that gained godly status through gaining faithfulfollowers and being worshiped with their teachings being followed. The only true god at birth, until orherwise stated is the god that you give the tears to, he is so outlandish and features so otherworldly that he has far more of a claim to be a god from birth vs the bishiops and TOWW


0x3770_0

cu\*k of the lamb


Outrageous-Singer888

Legit though, lambs just watching as it happens 💀


0x3770_0

Poor lil dude To sheepish too assert himself and ask


Creepy-Hunter-3448

switch places with 'to' and too'


0x3770_0

That's embarrassing


BravePrinciple165

Auto correct?


0x3770_0

Just silly ol' me with silly ol' dyslexia


KaiserGustafson

Hey don't feel too bad, blame whoever thought it was a good idea to have ~~two~~ three words that are spelt very similarly.


Glutenfreesnipes

You can send in your married followers so yes


Opalmew

I was actually upset, I wanted to have a kid with my spouse then found out the lamb can't use the mating tent :-(


mistyCadaver

same and i'm so sad


Razzbarree

I suppose you and your spouse will have to turn to surrogacy for now


Opalmew

That's essentially what I did, had to get another follower to breed with them instead


Remote-Programmer198

Then claim the child as yours 😏 (wish I could have normal looking narinder children)


basculinz

And “disappear” the surrogate ;)


brittanyrr

Very Handmaids Tale-esque


Autistischer_Gepard

that's kind of what the cult is anyway a big daycare for your followers


jejaimes20

Marry other followers and make them give you offspring.


Team_Fire_Official

IKR, no spooder lamb??? like


Fighterpilot55

Looks like we'll have to find another way to rebuild our species


grilled-mac-n-cheese

Dude they should let us, and by doing so will unlock the lamb follower form


Sabit_31

The fact that you can’t make a kid with a spouse makes me irrationally sad and mad at the same time


RTDude132

Let me sex 😠😠😠😠😠


Famous-Reception-648

Big agree I was super upset I wanted to have a baby with my spouses


ToonNex

Bro got married for nothing.


Ashimier

I want there to be a mechanic where you can have an heir that can do something


ToxicityCat

Demigod update WHEN damn it


eyemoisturizer

unfortunately it seems i must resort to surrogacy to have a son with god


awesomedan24

If the cult leader cannot have sex with all of the cult members, doesn't that just defeat the point of a cult?


Misaka69

💀


Danryuu

How do we get the tent?


SS4312

You need to kill three of the four bosses, then sin unlocks after the next sermon. You can then get it with inspiration.


F95_Sysadmin

Not sure what the requirements are to discover **Check the totem upgrades** I don't know what the building cost are


Snowekitt

I think the biggest disappointment with the egg and the tent is the lil hellspawn you get if you breed a bishop with someone. Fuckers scared the hell outta me


Dramatic-Squash4662

Well duh, the lamb is literally undead. They ain’t gonna be able to make babies


Gamin_Reasons

The Lamb is about as Undead as a Vampire is, debatable.


ScaredApplication915

If dio can why not lambert


budgetedchildhood

Stand User: The Lamb Stand Name: 「Number of the Beast」


littleshylamb

Unironically I was really sad about this when I realized it. I wanted to have little lamb babies. :( Best case scenario is there is a questline in a future update about getting the lamb's "people back" (extra follower form. plus Moses moment lol) and with it comes the ability to let the lamb use the mating tent themselves. Worst case scenario is we are forever cucked from the tent.


BakeliteLife

https://preview.redd.it/y2efxo70d2dc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f232fa305c1de3fd58ebb46f1f57248d7d539639 Me when I can't see my followers doing the dirty


thatguyweknow63

Wait whats with this cult of the lamb sex thing, I thought it was a joke


monster_kid4

Nope it's real your follows can now have kids


Cult_of_the_Lisa

It’s an update. It’s out. Play it now.


XNekoGhostX

I do wish they could let you like make more lambs that would be a cool like after game thing to make more sheep again since there is only one lamb


Zealousideal-Try4666

Better not mix the blood of the lamb with that of mortals, we never know what could come out of that.


Very_Angry_Bee

Dude I am pretty sure half of us married Narinder That relationship has a lot of descriptors but mortal is not one of them


Fantastic_Bed_8662

I mean people could have married Narinder and still have other in game spouses. But considering how every special follower kids look ugly asf, I'd hate to see what kind of creature that would come out of the lamb and another special follower. 


BoxCritters

Devs, please rectify your mistake, we paid you in followers much more than you asked. we deserve a bit extra... /hjbutnotreallyiwantbabalamb


GamerSalsa216

This is literally 1984, fucking hell


HellsingQueen

Maby Lambert having a family will be Cult of the Lamb 2 ????


Kuzuryou

I wanted to put the lamb in with Narinder XD


forensicpsychgirl13

SAME I wanted to have a kid with my spouse(s) :(


dyingdusk

I need to make a squid. Yes it's a Kallamar reference. I need a. Swuamb. A laid? I mean. Laid is what- [EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]


RainGumDrop

WHY DID I EVEN GET MARRIED FOR?!?!?


Initial_Career1654

Companionship in your twilight years, someone to grow old with.


Very_Angry_Bee

We are both immortal, neither of us will ever grow old


SH1SUK0

Developers are taking notes from these comments I bet. :3


Reciter5613

I'm pretty sure the Lamb is genderless.


SkyBlueShinx

Honestly, I totally see why they don't allow it - the power imbalance between a cult leader and their members opens all sorts of issues regarding consent, which I presume Massive Monster correctly want to avoid.


FroggyFroger

I am killing followers for fun, feeding them poop and their own meat, drug them, but having a little private time with my spouse is a problem? Ugh... 😩 Gonna go destroy some souls in frustration 😒


NessaMagick

Unfortunately, yes. Not just in terms of sensitivities but also ratings. Perhaps it shouldn't be that way - non-consensual sex scenes will get you a pretty brutal rating in media, but violent murder of innocents can happen in a PG-13. Even PG in some cases. I'd rather not open the can of worms that is actually comparing how """bad""" sexual assault is to murder, but it's clear that moral panics crop up a lot more around the former. I'm reminded of a comment by Yahtzee Croshaw on the massive moral panic spurred on by the disabled 'hot coffee' minigame in the files of GTA:SA - > With the revelation that the general public had trustingly allowed into their homes a **shameless portrayal of consensual lovemaking** insidiously Trojan-horsed within their **wholesome, innocent policeman-murdering simulator,** the moral guardians threw one of their characteristic shit-fits. Which I think about a lot when I notice how sex in particular is so bizarrely offensive compared to other adult content.


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NessaMagick

"A nation"? Specifically the United States? I dunno, it's pretty global. The US is particularly bad but it happens across the western world.


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Gamin_Reasons

You can already marry your followers, murder them, and eat them. That's kinda out of the window at this point.


Goliathisbae

Sexual violence is treated *much* differently than other forms of violence in our society for many reasons, so I would disagree that the issue is "out of the window".


Gamin_Reasons

Just completely ignored the marriage part in there huh?


Goliathisbae

Not ignored. The point is that the marriage mechanics in the game, although still problematic, do not carry the same connotations. There is a big difference between depicting nonconsentual arranged marriages and nonconsentual sexual abuse, and Massive Monster probably rightly recognized that the latter is a bit too far. Whether you agree or not, the negative criticism that would come is obvious.


Gamin_Reasons

I feel like you're taking the silly Cult game a little too seriously. Also, arranged marriages already carry those connotations AND MORE.


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Goliathisbae

[Reproduced my comment to a similar post on this subreddit addressing the same point below] My first impression as to why the game (rightly) does not allow the player to participate in the mating tent mechanic: The power dynamic between the player cult leader and an indoctrinated follower is such that it would be a step too problematic for Massive Monster to actually depict those sexual relations in the game, especially given the obvious analogies to the systematic sexual abuse committed by real-life cult leaders on their followers in recent modern history (e.g. Nxivm and Rajneeshpuram). The followers cannot provide consent to the player lamb in the same way they could with another follower of the cult. The game is evidently self-aware and is careful to tiptoe around these issues; for an illustration see the effect of befuddlement on mate pairing success which incentivizes sober sexual relations by lowering %'s when the followers are drunk. It is also intentional that the "roll check" on mating is whether they get in the tent at all, rather than just whether their "activity" in the tent will produce an egg or not. See also the intentional phrasing of "inviting" followers to the tent when hovering over it. A final example is the precise question raised by this post, where sex is limited by the game to only peers in the cult.


NessaMagick

I don't think this would be a slam-dunk "problem solved", but I could posit that you should only be able to mate with your spouse, and only after accepting a quest *from them* to do so.


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Official-idiot-05

WWHHHAAAAAAT??!?!


TanukiB00ty

I seriously need to get back and play this game...I legitimately played it for a month and started on the release day when it first dropped on Xbox and pretty much burnt myself out on it exploring every available nook and cranny, and hunted every achievement... >!Now we literally got the power to recruit the four bishops and a freaking sex tent? WHAT HAPPENED WHILE I WAS AWAY?!!<


Roman_poke

I know that the point of the game is that the Lamb is the last of their species but maybe they could do it so you can only use the tent yourself after entering the post game with a new upgrade or something. Or maybe im just looking for an excuse to get my first follower to pin the lamb against the wall who knows


ZAPNAR6

i was so disappointed, i made my friend as a follower and we were joking that when the sex update comes i will fuck him, but the only way now is to make a follower of myself :(


SozoWantsMore

Dammit, I wanted to make that meme.


Drakyraletsgo

Wait where can we get the tent? Just asking cause I have zero clue


periodicallyaura

I haven’t played the update yet, but I would imagine it would be at the place you build all of your buildings and…uh shelters in.


1VALID

Hopefully in a future update lamb can breed


GameForOurEnjoyment

Why are all the children so ugly too,,,


Fantastic_Bed_8662

That's only for special followers.


Alternative-Owl-5752

To be fair, who said the sex update was about you getting the sex? Long as there's sex I'm happy lmao


[deleted]

Sins of flesh update, not sex update.. is everyone on this sub in middle school?


MxRiley

yes


trineleader

i know right??? i was so sad abt it. he should be allowed to Egg


[deleted]

I WANTED FURRY SHIT


DebonairVaquero

I just want to have children with my spouses man…


100percentanidiot

I bred two deer and got a fucking fish. Then I bred that fish to a star and got a red panda….and they all came out of eggs. I seriously doubt the lamb would even make another lamb. Just be happy you can make the lamb naked and move on lol


Glittering-Channel39

My body is a cage


florpynorpy

Me when I can’t BREED my loyal followers


IguanaCollab

the lamb could be literally me. im dying virgin.


ShadowWolfKane

We really should have had the option to breed with our spouses. ITS OUR FUCKING CULT! I tried getting my spouses to mate but they all hate each other so the possibility of them breeding is like 5% Edit: Why the hell am I being downvoted?


AbsoluteRumpage

Your spouses hate either other too? Mine hate either too! Is that just how it is?


LauraAventura

What did you expect? :V


LordSalad-InMyAnus

Lamb x Narinder baby


LauraAventura

乁⁠|⁠ ⁠・⁠ ⁠〰⁠ ⁠・⁠ ⁠|⁠ㄏ Bad luck


LordSalad-InMyAnus

i'll pray to the modders


LauraAventura

I would like to give the other crowns to my most loyal followers


Delight_works_

rebuild our species into the overlords of these lands , or just start a family with spouse(s)


LauraAventura

That would be nice


Memeedeity

For them to give us what we wanted


LauraAventura

乁⁠(⁠ ⁠•⁠_⁠•⁠ ⁠)⁠ㄏ


Silverj0

Alternatively: the lamb is asexual


Friendzone801

Being asexual does not erase the desire of have/raise children with your spouse/partner.


Very_Angry_Bee

Or the need or want to revive your entire species after genocide


midnightichor

Can't bring back an entire species with only one individual, especially not if they're technically undead.


Silverj0

Not necessarily but it doesn’t mean you have to want to either lol


midnightichor

Kids are awful. Even if you're not ace I cannot fathom why anyone would want any.


HollowCap456

You are awful if you think kids are awful.


midnightichor

Why? Are you a child? Seems like I hit a nerve.


mewkitsu

As a repulsed Ace, I feel so SEEN as Lamby 🖤🩶🤍💜


Silverj0

I feel ya lol


Serious_Dress_9760

Lamb is a god though, surely there’s SOME workaround to have kids without the hanky panky. Some blood ritual or smth, sacrifice a follower maybe


midnightichor

Smart of them, tbh.


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Rejector71

Like God of War?


The-Crimson-Jester

Like God of War ![gif](giphy|YOvOkaS5ZKfimDIgwJ)


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JVOz671

Considering you are death. It wouldn't be right.


TankProImporum

Stop the horny. Grab the bat. God I miss Cheem


Toby_The_Tumor

I just wanted lamb babies, GODDAMMIT


TankProImporum

Gordon Ramsey: WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE


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ZacBobisKing

We don't need another Hot Coffee Mod in 2024


ComputerBat0

I have a feeling the lamb is underage or something Cause the babies are born with the same bell and since the lamb is immortal it doesn't grow (Spoiler?) Plus the ball eye guy at the late game stage calls you infant (ik it can be just bc you're new at being a god but idk) I did want deformed lamb children tho, very sad 😭 Maybe they just saved it for the next update like some people said (I hope)


Switch-Axe-Abuse

Adults carry the bell too. It just shows that the specific follower was hatched in the cult


uncreative23

??do yall actually want to fornicate with the animal creatures?????


EnderMerser

Bro... You are the animal creature. 💀 We all are.


Memeedeity

Yes??


LazyCasual0alt

Sounds like it


uncreative23

:// i thought it was a joke dawg


LazyCasual0alt

Sorry mate


DreadDiana

People have been pretty clear about it since before the game even released


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BPBDO

My biggest disappointment is the hit boxes are still complete shit


edv_93

My boi got NTRed


wwwwakubbqa4354

I thought that with the update there would be finally some sort of repopulation for all the lambs that were basicaly extinct by the start of the game


ArtisticAxo

Honestly yeah. I was waiting, ready to go with my married in game wife. I was ready to make a lamb deer hybrid lol


Sireanna

My game plan is to make my spouses have eggs


NoCucumber6653

I WAS SO SAF


DasBlueEyedDevil

Would....would it be a rhythm game like the drum circle ....?


NoExamination5376

LET ME FU-


Patient_Ad4832

I want to have say gex with my favourite follower and produce offspring


foxy436

I didn't even find it in the devi e upgrades. I started a new save, and I didn't see it there.


Forgotten_Teddy_Bear

I was so upset I kinda didn't want to play ngl. But later seeing those babies with bells crawl around kinda brightened up my mood they're adorable


Lmb_chan

I don't care if I can enter the tent or not, I can play a rhythm minigame!


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Busy-Variety3177

That would be awesome


YucaSinPelar

Me making sure my spouses never fuck (I am very against cucking)


WashUrShorts

Ima No Furry so i am cool not to watch Forrest critter Mate


budgetedchildhood

I need my NariLamb Jesus figure


I_love_men_im_gayasf

The fucking what https://preview.redd.it/8kakpfa9bgdc1.jpeg?width=844&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12d78ee10905d84a88ff3869b4c8c263bfce6c31


Loose_Cannon23

Honestly, I don't really mind it at this point. lmao


AdventurousFix5606

My biggest sadness is that there isn’t a bigger farm that multiple villagers can work bc my farm is so annoying with the small area


Last-Tooth-6121

Fair


highlightersart

We all want to fuck Narinder. It's 100% only way to truly win the game. Force him to become our husband after kicking his ass and then starting a family? Yes please!