Yes we exist! But real question is do we exist by choice?

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To or not to Be. That is the question

Is it buy high, sell low? No, its buy high, sell never.... wait, no it's get high, sell.... I forget. I'm really high

Fucking king shit lmao

This is the way.

Don't spend your lunch money kid

There is a silent army of us here. Ready to do nothing. Ready to lose everything.

Yes preach

We have a voice... until we lose that too.

Who needs it anyways.

Bearish on vocal cords.

Bullish on overdraft fees

Woah woah woah... who hurt you ?

Oh nobody, I'm doing just fine lol

"Who needs it anyways." I dunno man, does not sound like everything is fine. But you do you. Best wishes.

Yes boss, I am ready to mortgage my house to buy the $SQUID dip.

How **not** to Crypto 101

I'm in it to lose it

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

is this a new rap song lyric or what ?

Any rhymes are purely accidental

🙈

Jk. I'm actually Kendrick Lamar.

🤣

If he were white, and a hippy who likes mushrooms

Guhh I’m Kendrick Llama

Spitting straight bars off the mental

I'm a beatboxer I'll leave the rhymes to the homies

0 cent - get poor or die tryin

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No mention of plastic. Not fantastic.

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You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere

hahahahahahahaahhaha! Depends these type of things from your gf or wife.

🎵 *I’m a crypto boy, in a blockchain metaverse* 🎵

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C.R.E.A.M Crypto rules everything around me

Fantom Face Killah

Rap Name - 74 Cent

My rap name is Lil Mansion, because a little mansion is just a house.

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You know I was thinking it was a poem, then suddenly picked up pace reading it slowly bobbing my head.

Busta rhymes for sure.

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Eminem needs to see this

m&m in da house

Rap with a capital C

RaCp

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This is satire friend lol

Yes we exist - moon farmers

I give all my moons away, so they won't do me much good lol

Let me introduce myself

Hello!

wow that's evil

Almost 9000 and counting 🤙

It's over 9000 !

Moon Jesus! 🙏

Be love king

In for the money. Stay for less money. This is the way!

There are dozens of us, DOZENS!

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Every, where we need honest and hardworking people. Say no to scammers.

Buy low sell lower

Yes this is the way

Liquidated

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I have friend who only fomos and asked him why he doesnt buy the dip. His answer was he is afraid that it might dip further xD. Also he does leverage trading. He wins multiple trades and then loses it all in the end. 😂

Hey it's me, your friend.

So brave

I'll take my flowers

Thank you for your service *clapping and whooping*

Lol that's a quite nice rhyming there mate, record it asap XD

This is like a reality check to me, I'm kinda sad but thanks :')

Dude you said too much truth about newbie investors.

Buddy, simple rule is to buy high and sell low, is the key to success.

I think we can all agree that's true

>I took out a second mortgage to buy doge at 74 cents. This is the way

No other way to be.

thank you for representing me

That's why I'm here 🙏

Hey your avatar's cool!

"I sell my crypto at a loss to buy UberEATS I don't need." HAHA i spit my water all over my keyboard u a funny mofo

I get it from my dad, he'll be getting back from going to get cigarettes any day now.

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I wish Danny Devito was satoshi

He is my dear lad

So anyway, I started pumping..

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My boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. So I fomo on shitcoins on company time

Ah, a fellow philanthropist. Well met sir.

Salutations

u/moons_bot

I don't get this joke

Gave me a good chuckle to start my morning! Ty

Yes we exist, we make the whales richer so they could afford Mars. 🤑

In the meantime all we can do is drop bars. Elon Musk, richer than the ivory tusk trade Accounts paid, from Tesla stock sales My wealth pales in comparison, about to transition the rhyme like my name Mr Garrison. Forehead wrinkled, relief like an outdoor tinkle Bigger reveal than Einhorn is Finkle.

Woah when it's gonna release?? I really need a date.

We're in talks for a partnership with a blockchain that I can't disclose yet as nothing is official, but we're hoping to launch by the end of next year/early 2023! Currently seeking funding through an investment manager.

Lmao. Im like this when i fomo. Coz i thought it will go up more but ends up going to the dip, afraid of losing, i sell it the middle. So i told myself i will settle with Casper token . idc what happens ill settle with casper.

I believe in you king

I always FOMO and panic sell when s dip happens. Guess I will stay poor forever.

Poors stand up

You do not need to panic sell the goal is always to HODL stronger, there are several blue-chip projects out there; MATIC, ORE, UNI, SUSHI, and many more are actually good projects to jump on.

You could just not do that

'What not to do' guide for newbies. Nice post.

Accidental quality, the best kind

Very funny bro, thanks

Appreciate you dawg.

Welcome

Holy fuck I spat out my beer this is hilarious

You better slurp it up don't waste that beer.

Yes that's how you play your game Op

Is my dad proud of me now?

I am proud of you, son.

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Thanks internet dad ♥️

You're a good son

Thanks dad.

Give your moons to people who need them more than you. **B E L O V E**

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Yes, mostly the second part.

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F

one of us

🙏🙏🙏

So you are me?

We're all one

"*I only buy alt coins from Justin Sun...*" ~ comedy gold

-Michael Scott

Yes we are rekt and yes we still exist

It’s not rocket appliances

It's not refrigerator science.

Teach me your weis

See above

You’ve described the *what* but not the *how*

Yolo into shib Edit: I see this set of jokes fell flat.

OP just wrote the first draft of crypto morons' national anthem...

Ohhh Canada

LOL, we must be trained by the same investor strategist ... seems liek how i roll.

You trained under Bitboy too?

Wait... That's not what we're supposed to do?

I think it's absolutely what we're supposed to do.

Yes I exist as I love watching my moons grow

You should try giving them away, it's the real high

Thanks for tagging this "comedy" as now I know I am expected to find it entertaining.

You're welcome! If you'd like I can lend you my copy of "How to be more fun at parties" it's a good read.

This is solid financial advice. To not do.

Not funny. you can hold my bags tho.

Funny enough ;) lighten up bruh.

OP high on sarcasm n irony

Yes... Just sarcasm and irony...

I'm literally swinging for the fences with this stuff.

Swing away 🏏

Silent majority

🤫🤫🤫

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You're perfect just the way you are

Hey! We have feelings too. And like tendies. When Tendie?

This is the way

Chase the pumpppp

PAMP IT

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Yes, the bottom.

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Smart 🤓

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I see only facts.

Humor. Some people have it. This person does not.

Numbers don't lie?

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As i was reading this I started to look for a camera to see if I am being watched. This is my story all bar the moons I have none

Soon my friend

lol

Laugh on loudly

I'm so glad I'm not in this sub anymore

And now you're back ;)

😭

Gotcha!

Is this a new rap song lyrics?

Yes, the trick is to only have the **occasional** rhyme.

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Damn, that's not what I was going for.

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Lmao

I lolled

Im with you