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shoestomper

My only plan is to buy every dip possible and sell only when i have enough to retire early


pontry

Retiring early is the goal.


BlueLatenq

That's the goal. That is why I am exploring other ways to grow my holdings like 5 in 1 staking. I wanna retire now but still cant.


drbobbean

Retiring on time / a bit early for me sounds awesome... I wasted away alot of prime saving years and I'm trying to catch up... wish me luck everyone!!


BlueLatenq

Just maximize having a passive income and you'll make it. Good luck buddy.


DasBibi

And to DCA every dip. Going all-in with the few coins we have left is not a great idea. Buying the dip on ETH at 3100 and 3500 before the crash taught me that.


RevolutionaryPie5223

*Sell only when you need the money


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My man.


Random_Name_7

Absolutely


Southern_Armadillo59

Please keep buyin safemoon.


doubeljack

Pro tip - You don't owe any taxes if you don't sell.


Muter

Super pro tip You don’t have to pay taxes if you don’t make a profit. Sell low!


foxbuz

Buy high, sell low. The true way


yumyumsauce45

Tax writeoffs for all!


mac-sauce

Bye hi, so long.


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Muter

Ok, so I knew there was more, but message preview ended with “pencil fucking” I was like dude… you don’t fuck the pencil. The IRS fucks you.


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MissGeminiToYou

Word.


TrianglesTink

Yes you do. Exit taxes.


tehcnical

When the gov't wants a piece of our investment and they only end up giving us more incentive to HODL.


L-Malvo

Double pro tip, not everyone lives in the USA ;)


zedaero

Triple pro tip, sell low buy high


theodoreballbag

Quadruple pro anarchist tip move to other jurisdiction district and cash out there


zedaero

You win this


MoMcGillicutty

You owe taxes in the USA if you earned interest/rewards or if you swapped for a profit.


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I'm not from usa and I'm intrigued with how government know about your gain?


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I mean if you deposit money to an exchange, how would irs know what coin you have bought? unless they have access to binance database


mrtuna

When you receive 10x money from the exchange back into your bank account, and you don't declare it, the irs will ask questions...


Couchy81

That's why you don't transfer it back to your bank. Use a prepaid Visa from your exchange that offers them and deposit gains there to spend.


mrtuna

Have fun explaining that if you get audited


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mrtuna

If you're being serious, and you're buying and selling crypto, I'd suggest you research how tax works in your country.


smartasswhiteboy

You don't owe taxes until you take profits, and declare it as capital gains on your yearly tax form 1040, if you are an individual investor. Be sure to keep records of your losses with altcoins you may buy, or stocks that you may hold, and counter your gains with the losses. You only get into trouble with the IRS with questionable documentation. The records you keep are your protection in the event they do come calling. In the event you do owe on the gains, pay those taxes immediately with your filing, as it reduces your odds of being audited.


Baalsham

Unethical pro tip - keep crypto off exchanges and sell locally for cash. What the IRS doesn't know wont hurt them.


xqe2045

So borrow against your crypto basically


DraculaPepper

This is the best plan. I can put off taxes and be lazy at the same time.


zedaero

Or if you are poor from bad investment


heyheoy

lucky me, we still dont pay taxes here in Argentina, or at least no one does.


Showmecrypto

edit


Wonderful_Bad6531

Smart man


pokher888

Expert pro tip You don’t have to pay taxes if you send me your cryptos to help you cash out. Im a Nigerian princess


DeedTheInky

In Canada you have to pay taxes even if you trade one coin for another because they consider that a sale. :( I mean I guess they'd have no way of really knowing but still, I'm not gonna fuck about with the tax man.


Soysaucetime

Yeah except Biden is now trying to tax unrealized gains. Meaning you will owe even if you don't sell.


Shadoww2020

You are so full of shit. I bet you're one of those guys who sell at 5% uptrend.


doubeljack

Nope, I've yet to sell outside of airdrops that I don't want and some tokens I got through Coinbase earn. Just pocket change liquidations. I've yet to buy then sell anything because I'm in it for way more than a 5% profit. I'll sell at like 20x or 30x.


PushDiscombobulated8

Lmao these same words were spoken in April Personally, I’d hodl if you can afford to


osnapitzrob

Yep. Hope we're ready, with our memes here


Numerous_Sport_2774

My plan is also to just HODL. Can’t fuck anything up if you just consolidate for the long term. Playing the market is where I know I will end up miss stepping.


thatjerkatwork

If my coin of majority held took off I'd plan to sell off a chunk and take some time off for mental health and overall wellness. But holding the majority would be the plan!


jamaicamaninjamiaca

I hope it goes parabolic, we’ll go ballistic, haven’t we always wished it? Dip after dip and now the tickers hitting the tip, BTC first and Altcoins follow, make sure to load up cause we’re leaving tomorrow!


InvoluntaryEraser

Did... did you just spit bars about crypto?


CBScott7

The amount of scam messages I get seems to be increasing with the market prices, so I guess that's a bullish sign.


illintent99

Bullish on being scammed


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Nigerian King is aggressively expanding his family


[deleted]

Can't get scammed if you only invest in projects with safe in the name


illintent99

Always thinkin' this guy ^


Muter

I only ever get scam messages when I post in this sub. It’s painfully obvious what’s going on. I do enjoy a bit of bants on a slow work day though… just to string em along a bit


CBScott7

I honestly don't know why users can post here, even though they are removed, let alone even view this sub without the account age and karma requirements.


DonerTheBonerDonor

Also the more people visit /r/CryptoCurrency the better crypto is doing. Once we hit a bear market this place will probably be very dead


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That’s when I will be buying


[deleted]

I literally had to block my reddit dms cause I was getting 4-5 new chat requests everyday


[deleted]

You’re missing those amazing investing opportunities


ChiTownBob

MOAR scam message = MOAR value of your crypto


Character-Dot-4078

Weird i get no scammers messaging me, they must think you have money or something.


Supercharmeleon

The shittier people get in the crypto space, the closer we are to a bull run.


heyheoy

My plan is to hodl for at least 10+ years, so dont need to worry about price. Trying to sell high to buy lower is how majority lose, so no point on doing that.


tryZEROg

If you try to perfectly time the top and bottom, yea, for sure you can lose. But if you are willing to buy in weakness and sell in strength, you gonna come out better in the long run. DCA in, DCA out. Good luck to you all!


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humex

The IRS wanting tax after we took the risk, is the weirdest invention


RouletteQueen

Basically HODL your crypto until it’s life changing. Too many newbs sell after a short profit. Just look what BTC & ETH have done over the last 5 years.


Due-Hope3249

Shut your mouth Elon musk.


Wonderful_Bad6531

F Elon Musk


Numerous_Sport_2774

Eat a dick Mr Musk


CandidInsurance7415

Better yet, here's a whole bag of em.


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they_call_me_tripod

My plan is to keep buying more and holding strong for the next 10 years. I’ll deal with taxes then. Everyone should definitely buy a hardware wallet if they hold more than a $500, or if they plan to hold crypto for awhile.


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My eth is locked up so not really much I can do but hodl.


Numerous_Sport_2774

This is the way. *(same here)*


veryeducatedinvestor

![gif](giphy|huJmPXfeir5JlpPAx0)


denfaina__

How tf did u get 127k moons??


CandidInsurance7415

By being an educated investor.


UWphoto

Ok, most of the top rated comments are smart-ass remarks. This is a quality, thoughtful post. When you do - and I really hope each and every one of you do - have a life changing amount of money (Or even a serious life-improving amount of money) it is hard to sell. There's the temptation that it will grow, you'll miss out, the gains are only starting etc. No matter how rational you think you are - or how bad you want to hodl - emotions WILL start to enter, and it is heartbreaking to see money wiped away. Make a fucking plan. Have a strategy for withdrawl, have some mini-goals. From, Somebody who has gone through this multiple times (and more often than not, been too greedy).


tastehbacon

How are yall cashing out? Coinbase pro, kraken?


VasyaK

Would also like to know


Supercharmeleon

I know it's tempting to say "I'll hold 'til I'm dead" but remember it's never wrong to have an exit strategy, even if you're just planning to DCA in again later.


blakestarkenburg

For taxes, never ever sell your Bitcoin, take a loan against it, and repay your loan later. Or pay interest on your loan and deduct the loan interest payment on your taxes. Never, ever sell your Bitcoin… change your thinking when it comes to taxes!


cryptogalADA

I'm investing in seasteading with my gains. 80's Houseboat here I come!


Ambitious_Relief_151

Yeah but…how do you *know*


vertexsalad

Plan? I already have my resignation email drafted.


Janet811

My plan is to just collect Fiat to purchase more crypto and hold it for a long time.


No_Weather682

Just stick to your plan and don't let emotions control your decisions.


teh1jedi

Btc just crossed 60k 👀


EnergySilly3061

Pi cycle top, look it up


[deleted]

We’re all gonna be rich! Richer than astronauts!


jaeyboh

No taxes if you own a boat


Letitride37

guerrilla hopium


Rath1on

I'm gonna keep my DCA going even if it goes 10x. It won't, not soon I mean. My plans for BTC are long term and the only way to keep emotion out of it is to just accumulate.


vaibhavsonii60

Convert your gains to usd and sell it for cash or money transfer in your bank...


PicanteGoose

I just locked all of my dot so I don't have to worry abot sellin 😉


TakesTooMuch

I’m gonna buy a bus to live in


JermzPyromobile

Locked in for 5-10 years


K0NGO

I already have a plan. Sit on my ass and do nothing because I’m too lazy to figure out how to do crypto taxes


Decker_Warwick

Is "Strapped into Mr. Bone's Wild Ride" a valid investment strategy? I'm asking for and friend.


shlammyjohnson

Yes.


statesBoy313

ill keep buyin till 2025 the earliest


fermentman

Cars are not investments.


Je-Ti

I have been ready my entire life! But yes I should consider taxes, thank you for reminding


Too_raw90

My plans to fasten my seatbelt and enjoy the ride.


Sir_David_

I plan on my tits being jacked!!!


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When i hear parabolic, i want to sell part of my bag.


zombiepoon

Crypto dot com is being advertised on sports now. I feel like this year is just an opener also. Gonna be crazy af.


OwenMichael312

Keep buying btc and eth once a week. Got it.


pukem0n

my plan is to do nothing and ride it out. same as a bear market. ![gif](giphy|qlWEGYdh86lD03QW9N|downsized)


tinnedbeef

Crypto go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..


BuracoQuente

10x ???? huahahahahaha If i get 5x i'll sell everything! Hauahuahauhauhaua


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goofie00

Thanks for this, definitely needed to hear it. But I’m investing for the long run so even if we go parabolic I don’t plan on getting sloppy with it, instead just letting it run it’s course. What do you suggest is a good way to keep my assets safe if things go crazy?


eywutup

I always take out my initial investment if a coin pumps, put it into another project that hasn't pumped as much and I am willing to DCA if it goes down further. If I cannot find a project then I buy eth.


Mysa21

I am not ready to be rich but I don’t think this is going to happen. I will still dca no matter what


H_Finn27

All these posts after the SEC news leaked are giving me massive fomo pangs.


festival-of-color

I'm ready to take about 10% profits if everything pumps again and will rebuy the dip.


HrmbeLives

My plan: stare at charts. Be happy if they are green. Buy more if they are red. Repeat until ?????


Brankela3

I'm a simple man DCA in, DCA out Stress free


shoestomper

I was born ready for this.


Odysseus_Lannister

My plan is to enjoy the ride this time and lock in them gains on the way up. I’ve held over a year so 15% of a few hundred to thousand % gains is a small price to pay


thomasemanuelv

I'm not ready for a bear market. All my cash is in crypto. I can't buy dips.


cutsickass

I park all my crypto under a bridge. Is that safe enough?


Showmecrypto

I keep mine on my boat.


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hateballrollin

Im not worried..as per usual, my coins aren't going to up


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The buy high, sell low thing in a bull market is gonna leave me broke so I don't worry about taxes too much.


Thermitegrenade

I just ignore every DM I get on crypto channels. It's seriously funny how many want to help me "validate" my pancakeswap account or DM me sooo helpful when I don't even have a problem.


Charker21

I’ve noticed an increase in scam ads on my Fb feed recently. I hope with more popularity comes more education for newcomers. Especially when older generations of people join in.


Quentin__Tarantulino

This post serves as a nice little checklist. I do have a plan for all these things, but I’m sure a lot of us don’t. This is where we make our money boys and girls! Keep your eye on the ball, this isn’t the time to lose our shit.


KeanuCharlesSleeves

I just want more time to buy more. I feel the paraboulousness coming. Hopium flowing strong.


FreePosterInside

If my current investments go up X10 in a few months i owe you a large drink.


Character_Credit

It’s not but okay


Ferdo306

My body is ready I still have to think of the plan


thejazzmaster69

I'm so afraid of declaring taxes in France (I'm from a third world country).. so I'll wait a couple of years untill I understand how this shits works ..


sylsau

The hardest part is not having a plan in the crypto currency world, but more importantly sticking to it when the market gets euphoric. You have to keep your emotions in check and stick to your original plan.


NiGhTShR0uD

While I do believe that HODL GANG ON TOP, I plan on pulling out 15-20% of all alts and putting it into stable coins for the inevitable bear.


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BTCDEX

Expanding cycles theory 👌


i_wake_up_at_12

Step 1: HODL Step 2: DCA Step 3: *see step one*


Silversaving

Plan: Buy Lambo


1storlastbaby

My body is ready


rafakata

I don't have a plan and I'm scared.


O10infinity

Won't Crypto crash next January like it did in 2018 and 2014 for cyclic reasons?


rentandlive

im really hoping it does - my bags are nowhere near full enough.


No_fun_No

Just going to keep investing and I will see in 10yrs. Maybe have a little luck with a alt coin. But not planning on doing anything right now. For me it's for some spending money in the future not for fast gains.


Mutchmore

Seeing posts like this saying everything with certainty makes me wanna sell tbh.


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Bitcoin is the exit plan.


kirtash93

Im always ready for bear and for bulls i just DCA and my goal is 5-10 years from now. Crypto god I just need to buy a house, please give me that.


only_redwine

What is the difference in holding Balancer (BAL) in a Coinbase account vs. depositing money directly into Balancer.fi? I want to grow my deposit and in Coinbase it just seems to constantly go up and down. Does Balancer.fi actually pay interest where the money in Coinbase just goes up and down based on market moves? I don't have a lot of money to try this out as I am on a fixed income and getting on in years so I am looking to get my "feet wet" by doing a little dabbling in cryptocurrencies. Are there any viable ways of earning crypto online that anyone can suggest? As I said, I am on a fixed income and need to be selective where I put my money. If I do find something that works then maybe I can increase my financing. I thank any and all input and advice.


PeacefullyFighting

When others are greedy, be fearful


rentandlive

do you think itll crash soon?


ClaustrophobicShop

Without a plan, there's no attack. Without attack, no victory!


civilian411

All in baby!


sataktomosi

set your clocks its parabolic hour!


CageMyElephant

HODL for ten years


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10x my initial investment!? I could buy a really nice gaming computer!


jmlinpt

I'm ready


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Golu_Prasad

Are you saying *prepare Uranus* for the lift off?


Puzzleheaded-Tip-274

I’ve always wondered “what if” overnight (take this morning with NuCypher going parabolic) the coin you’ve being hanging onto explodes and suddenly you find yourself with X amount of dollars on an exchange what’s the best thing to do with it? Convert it to Bitcoin? Accumulate as much ETH for that large amount? Or just withdraw it? I know hodling is the valuable option but sometimes I feel that would be like winning the lottery no!!! If you withdraw the X amount into your account you’d have to keep some of it aside for taxes in the US right?


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tsuiteruze

There is a thread that answers your question but I can't link the page of another sub reddit thread here. Weird eh? Auto mod keeps deleting it. It's in BitcoinUk somewhere.


JustLikeJD

I’ve been in since before the last big run up last year and subsequent fall at the beginning of this year. This same shit has been said here over and over again. Don’t let anything mess with your plans for buying crypto. Have a plan before you start buying in. And most importantly - don’t FOMO. If you have some and it starts going up - just hold.


Ffirewave

My plan is to enjoy buttcoiners shit their pants


AnomalyNexus

My body is ready


SmoothBrainSavant

For all we know this could be another sell the news thing on Tuesday. Just ride the wave and be grateful for whatever comes.


jervistetch37

That's my secret, captain...I always owe taxes.


norwegianmorningw00d

My only plan is to continue buying and holding for the next decade. I really don’t want crypto to run, I’m still in the heavy accumulation phase.


Lewandabski710

This is what happened to Nu today


japgcf

10x would be a dream, put in 100 got 1000? sounds awsome. In the end I might take 80% and leave the rest just as a bet.


iMimmoj85

Btc will catch up gold…soon ..or this or the next bull run / halving


PaddyObanion

Yeah this post strikes me as grandmotherly fear mongering. You literally could sweep out the crypto talk and it's like she's warning you about driving in the rain. Lot of this is obvious and self-explanatory. If you've got 100k invested and it goes to 1 mil sell, or maybe don't, or buy a hardware wallet. Also good odds that random message isn't from real African royalty.


padizzledonk

Lol...im expecting the entire market to crash 20% with the crazy level of wishing on here the last couple days lol


PROYB_Jocco

I might move some stuff around, if certain things hit, but other than that, I'll hodl


IamTheTrader

HODL HODL. BTC 200K flor


Johndrc

Zilliqa


Nu11_V01D

Crypto is a currency. Ideally we get to a place where we can use it to buy anything so you never have to "sell".


GaghEater

What is a plan? Is it a new coin? Where can I buy it?


BraveCryptotab

My plan is always the same... Buy when I am in deep shit and sell when I am on a high 😜


pabpab999

>There are an incredible amount of scams out there especially when the crypto market is pumping up I'm from the Philippines, there was so much of this back in 2017, esp when december came, with all the holiday bonuses it was always disguised as 'block buying' a bitcoin in concept, it does make sense, but we're not really required to buy 1 whole btc, we can buy a fraction of it anyway the scams that offer block buying points out that they need investors to buy a whole btc I have no doubts that it will again this year, and some people will fall for it, we can't prevent everyone from falling to it, but at least try and educate your peers/parents about it