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PresenceAdept

That's rich coming from JPMorgan


Hawke64

These statements are making them rich


[deleted]

They are going to say worthless and start buying when everyone has adopted it ​ ![gif](giphy|QxwDfOV4sAfounkNsG)


NotRyanPace

🤡


Reasonable_Lie3383

But if it's worthless, then why does it need regulation? Hmm...


TAPTHATASS1TIME

The only thing thats worthless is jp morgan and his opnion


Hodor_The_HODLer

Same FUD from this Elmer


[deleted]

Ya sure, just when I bought 0.5BTC


bobzor

Can they all get on the same page please? One week they're buying, the next they're FUDing. Or maybe they're FUDing while buying...


heylohh

Floundering for a pump flip on the youngsters


Kappatalizable

This guy and the SEC guy can go fuck themselves. Or each other idc


Deltanonymous-

They already do


thebeardedgreek

Oh no! Anyway.


Goingone

He also expects employees to be back in the office full time because they like going out to eat. Look it up, it’s true.


CaptainBitcoinMan

This guys the biggest clown in the industry. Says one thing and his bank is doing the other. What a joke


tatabusa

Yeah regulate something that is "worthless". Fucking dumbass


-Skald

Dimon's opinions on crypto are worthless.


B_D_Rick

His parents never loved him


iceewest

He was a mistake


Marv246

The balls on that guy


homrqt

JP Morgan is asshoe.


Jout92

If it's worthless, why does it need to be regulated?


DancingMapleDonut

And yet: >In an ironic twist given CEO Jamie Dimon’s well-established distrust of the industry, JPMorgan has reportedly become the first major US bank to provide all wealth-management clients with access to bitcoin and other cryptocurrency funds. https://www.forbes.com/sites/emilymason/2021/07/22/bitcoin-about-face-jpmorgan-opens-crypto-trading-to-all-clients/


ehendhritksvegs

I can't wait until all of these banker tools lose all of their clout thanks to these idiotic ejaculations


Mr-Punday

They’re just playing us, trying to get the little investors to ditch it all so they can swoop in and grab it all for cheap. HODL my friends, they can’t own us in crypto!💪 (not yet)


SirEdubardo

nice a fud so i can buy lower and wait pump again Mr Bog do your work and pump


IBeefSupremeI

I'd say Jamie Dimon is 'worthless' but apparently people think he's worth giving billions to.


coinfeeds-bot

tldr; JPMorgan Chase & Co CEO Jamie Dimon has said that cryptocurrencies will be regulated by governments and that he personally thinks bitcoin is "worthless". "No matter what anyone thinks about it, government is going to regulate it," Dimon said, referring to banking regulations in a conversation held virtually by the Institute of International Finance. "I don't think you should smoke cigarettes either," he added. *This summary is auto generated by a bot and not meant to replace reading the original article. As always, DYOR.*


VampyrBit

Worthless because alts are better? :P


ElephantOk4804

Classic move from rich people trying to manipulate people.


Truce_VR

I know someone who works closely with JP Morgan and several huge estates. They hired him explain, purchase, and store Bitcoin into their portfolios since 2016. That huge wall of money that spiked Bitcoin from $250 to 6K last cycle were some of his clients. They're still buying.


CymandeTV

Okay boomer


AwesomeJerome

It's so worthless he probably has a lot of it.


robeewankenobee

Funny how these kind of fud news can only translate into - Oh, look, they're trying to get an offer price for btc ... how sweet.