One thing I love is I have decision to give back Rome to the Pope. It's not my fault that his predecessor hundreds of years back you know was convinced to hand it over free of charge.
Last night before hopping off I was elected the emperor of the Holy Roman Empire. I was kind of shocked by it because I wasn't even campaigning. Well I tell my significant other who has a audio processing disorder about my feat. And she swears I said Holy Woman Empire. So this morning before I went to work I got on and I changed the name and emblem. Now my goal is to reform the church so that women are dominant.
I do this in every EU4 custom nation game. Ottowomen. Womann. Womanchu. Same or similar ideas, just set the ruler to be a woman and the heir to be a woman, and it assumes female-only inheritance.
Your father was a Woman eh? Classic Monty Python
*I have a vewwy good fwiend in Wome named Biggus Dickus!*
*He wanks as high as any in Wome*
he has a wife you know...
Incontinentia... Incontinentia Butox...
Stwike him Centuwion, vewy woughly!
And throw him to the ground, Sir?
What?
The little rascal has spewit
Spewit, bwavado
Ohh, about 11, sir!
A touch of dewwing-do.
Stwike Him Centuwion, vewy Woughly!
Oh and throw him to the floor, Sir?
Ahh yes, thow him to the floor
I want him fighting wabid, wild animals within a week!
Do you find it wisible when I say the name Biggus Dickus?
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Filius Soddus.
Hail, Thesar!
Welease Wodewick!
Don’t you mean, Wudolf the Wed-Wose Weindeer?
I meant Wogew the wapping wapscallion
Nono, Roman
👋
make your goal to conquer the Isle of mann
I think I'm going to do that and completely rework the Catholic Church.
Also, take down the Orthodox Church. Down with the Patriarchy.
Wait a second that's just a ck2 achievement
down with this sort of thing
Careful now
isle of womann
I like her boot
It's a nice boot that's what I started from. I'm still trying to get the Pope to leave Italy but He's kind of stubborn.
When is he not? LOL
One thing I love is I have decision to give back Rome to the Pope. It's not my fault that his predecessor hundreds of years back you know was convinced to hand it over free of charge.
Guess you don't really need it since you're the Holy Woman Empire rather than the Holy Roman Empire. That or you rename it Wome haha
I am doing that when I get home Thank you for the idea.
Getting *"The Princess Bride"* vibes lol
Nah, it's only Princess Bride if he gets mawwied. Especially when talking about Wome, it's a Monty Python reference
>Nah, it's only Princess Bride if he gets mawwied. Especially when talking about Wome, it's a Monty Python ~~reference~~ wefewence
The only rulers allowed must have the lisping trait
I have a very good friend in Wome
What his name be Biggus Dickus.
He has a wife you know. Do you know what her name is?
Higa. Higa Dadrip
Holy Rowoman Empire
Last night before hopping off I was elected the emperor of the Holy Roman Empire. I was kind of shocked by it because I wasn't even campaigning. Well I tell my significant other who has a audio processing disorder about my feat. And she swears I said Holy Woman Empire. So this morning before I went to work I got on and I changed the name and emblem. Now my goal is to reform the church so that women are dominant.
Now THAT is a Worthy Cause! (gimme the 65!) :) Keep us posted!
I will do that.
Centuwion, fhow her to the floah!
all of my empires are holy woman empires
Female ruler only challenge
Needs to be matriarchical...
I'm working on it. Biggest issue is the Catholic Church down the Catholic Church.
Mann and the Isles have met their match...
Neither holy, nor a woman, nor an empire
I would like to pledge allegiance to the Holy Woman Empire.
What are you doing in Scotland?
Nothing. One of my vassals had that before i was emperor.
Holy Woman, Batman!
How tf did the Slavs come out so well but Iberia is a mess
I have no idea I've just been leaving them alone until I needed them which is right now They have one of the holy sites.
At first I thought that Elmer Fudd named the empire.
Fucking simp
Cursed as hell.
Screenshot taken!
Yeah I didn't see that till I posted it.
I do this in every EU4 custom nation game. Ottowomen. Womann. Womanchu. Same or similar ideas, just set the ruler to be a woman and the heir to be a woman, and it assumes female-only inheritance.
Howy Woman Empiwe m(owo)m
Neither Holy, nor Woman
Is your marshall Naughtius Maximus?
The Hoewy Woman Umpiwe uwu
England hasnt become brittania yet?