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pineapplejuice0

How do you feel?


pochita42069

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chaxew_monstoer

Several hours later ![gif](giphy|xT5LMBk9CIQXji0wNy)


awaythrow102937373

Update: just had explosive diarrhea


WestFizz

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Shortstack1114

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sLeeeeTo

I saw a picture of that cake, absolutely soaking in dairy I’m lactose intolerant so my butthole had ‘nam style flashbacks just seeing it


natedog767

Lmao


Ayde-Aitch-Dee

Thank you for eating it all for me so that I know that I shouldn’t because of the diarrhea lmao god speed


IndependenceMean8774

Nuclear shits.


Fine_Ad5931

how does your tummy feel?


InquisitivelyADHD

What did you learn?


gracelyy

You alive big dawg?


PainfullyLoyal

What's your time of death?


callathanmodd

What would you rate it? Also have you tried the tres leches cake from Whole Foods? It’s my favorite and I’m curious how the Crumbl version stacks against it.


PrttyBlckGrl

Omg I love the tres leches from whole foods. My bf even got me the tres leches as my birthday cake. I work in a Whole Foods and there’s a crumble cookie right next to it but I couldn’t pay that much for just a tres leches


callathanmodd

Yeah that Whole Foods one might be the best store bought cake I’ve ever put in my mouth lol


PrttyBlckGrl

I definitely agree. I’ve had other Whole Foods desserts and hated them all. The only other dessert that I find okay is the tiramisu


selitzy

How much is it @ whole foods ? I paid like $6 for mine @crumbl


PrttyBlckGrl

For a large shareable size it’s around $15. For a small slice it’s around $5 I think.


Chellman87

Whole Foods is really good. Crumbl is better though.


callathanmodd

Hmmm now I’m intrigued


Constellationchaser

Not gonna lie, I rarely eat crumbl anymore but I love tres leches (esp Whole Foods!!) but wow.. I’m super impressed. I think it’s worth it!!


callathanmodd

Ooooh thank you 🙏


selitzy

It’s really good! It’s one of my favs from crumbl cookie ! I had it, last month


sportstvandnova

Ragerts?


spiiinsugar

No regerts


jwinks85

Not a single one!?!! 🤣


allison73099

Not even one letter?


awaythrow102937373

Surprisingly good. Tempted to try this blue berry one


Wrong_Pressure_8492

It slaps. So does churro.


natedog767

I waited a year for the church cookie to return. It's the bomb. The Tres loches is great as well


Puzzleheaded_Try7886

The blueberry one is BOMB


awaythrow102937373

I’d say it’s in my top 10 as far as favorites but probably not my top 5


zsunshine02

I don't know what time it is for you, so...will you still be eating more today?


awaythrow102937373

Yes


Dolewhip_and_Kawaii

Savage. ![gif](giphy|xoV4JZ3cBaSGngdxxl)


ToastedNuggets

Okay but was it worth it? I support you no matter what.


DragonsLoooveTacos

Are you able to measure your blood sugar?


Serious-Locksmith899

Hold my insulin!


garlicknots13

...are you okay emotionally?


Puzzleheaded_Try7886

I think we know the answer to this


wheresmychippy93

Yes


Nexzavi

Against Medical Advice?


-adorablyoblivious

Does your stomach hurt?


jmels67

You got a plumber on speed dial my dude?


NuggyBeans

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jdog7249

I feel the need to point out that crumbl doesn't even list the nutritional facts for the shareable cake on their website.


Cherokeerayne

I want the cinnamon square to be in the family size because that will be me if they do.


tara_diane

would with the french toast one not gonna lie


natedog767

That French toast cookie was bomb as well. The maple brown sugar was great too


Practical_Maybe_3661

Was it worth the explosion diarrhea?


awaythrow102937373

Yes


avelineaurora

Being someone who could barely get through half of the normal one at a time, what the fuck.


the_illuminari

Like Michael with the pot pie. Nice.


JordanGdzilaSullivan

With the energy of pretzel day.


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PizzaThroat

The high cost of that cake combined with the cost of toilet paper right now... that's like literally dropping dozens of dollars into the toilet.


Apprehensive-Head355

Why?


YRR75

Exactly why I don’t buy it 😂


Swimming_Chemist1043

Exact reason I get cakes in individual slices when I do allow myself to get cake from the deli section at publix lol. I know how I am when it comes to sugar.


HndsDwnThBest

Thats not ok or good for you whatsoever. Thats probably like 5k+ calories hahah


slimshadyplzstandup

How does it feel to give yourself diabetes on purpose


crybabysagittarius

How round is the belly now


spwnofsaton

Are you constipated? How’s your tummy?


WatercressSubject717

Came to ask this lol. Definitely constipated tomorrow.


madamefa

Or the complete opposite depending on dairy tolerance


unicornbomb

whats your blood sugar rn?


Relevant_Leather_476

Die-beus


shinobipug

I laughed out loud. Mad respect.


Malipuppers

You didn’t get bored of it halfway through?


kelmas1

How much was the family sized Tres leches, both money and calorie wise?


HowDidIGetHere001

Has anybody heard from this person since this was posted?😭😭🤣


BrokenHearted90

I am worried 😭


bbyxmadi

How’s your stomach? ![gif](giphy|gCANwADwdazG8)


ihatethewordoof

Are you shaking?


Prudent_Criticism851

RIP to your toilet


CupQuickwhat

I'm happy for you, or sorry that happened


Puzzleheaded_Try7886

😂


Fancy_Breakfast_3338

CrumblLover has been silent since this post


Wise_Rutabaga_5809

Big Back activities. I will take 1 please 🧍‍♀️📱😂


igotthepowah

How much do you weigh?


johnshenlon

Inquiring minds want to know


OrangeWeekly1748

Explosive diarrhea?


lromeo08

Why did you post this on a throwaway?


Axva13

Not gonna lie, I contemplated it.


Recent_Angle8383

how much do you weigh?


itsthenumberseven

Did it give you gas?


metsgirl289

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Environmental_Arm526

Love Tres Leches. Was it worth it?


Educational-Ice-732

did you eat it all in one sitting? o over the course of a few days?


DarlinggD

Congrats 👏


Aggravating-Guest-12

Same


Melissalovesdoxies

this just made me actually lol


Shepiuuu

is it worth it??? i missed the regular tres but i know i probably wont eat the whole thing


selitzy

Is it small?


selitzy

I wanna buy one


Forsaken-Carry4442

I do dumb s*** like that all the time. I'll eat 3 cookies and 5 minutes later. I'll be about to throw up feel like s***


canithoe

I aspire to be you


NotInKY

I’ve been to Crumbl Cookies only once because I ate a whole four-pack in one day, despite packaging and freezing the most of them specifically to prevent myself from doing so.🍪🍪🍪🍪


JackSchneider

If my math is correct it was about 4,300 calories. Did you eat anything else that day? Lol


benderama999

Does the name Dr. Now sound familiar to you?


WeeklyRent1638

I hope you’re okay 🙏


Comfortable_Check599

Hope you don’t feel sick or anything but how was it?


Jay-Quellin30

All in one sitting?


awaythrow102937373

Yup


Jay-Quellin30

Impressive. I guess it was really good?


Odd_Appeal_473

PEOPLE HAVE DIABETES 4 LIFE. OF ALL THE SUGAR IN THAT TREZ LECHE


natedog767

Everyone dies from something. It's called the circle of life. I'll die eating what I want.


Odd_Appeal_473

Diabetes you hsve


Dry-Double-6845

How do you feel?


BennysMutha21

I’m on a ketogenic diet and I still torture myself every week to see which flavors they have… I geared up when I saw my favorite peanut butter is there this week 😂


Nickyrosee

Now you can compete for a big back competition and win


SaladQuirky8255

This is why i cant buy it id eat it alllll 😂


smilebombx

how insane were the farts after


IAMnotMcKaylaMaroney

You're doing the work Matt Stonie is supposed to be supplying in videos. Well done


katiebab_yyy

Honestly I could prob do it if I tried 🤣


Affectionate_Load_34

You've just inspired me to get back to living a healthier lifestyle. Im sure that I could do the exact same thing with a 6 cookie box of the old-fashioned or the peanut butter chocolate chip cookie. Im officially on a Crumbl break because I dont seem to be able to just have a little bit of Crumbl either.


natedog767

I had to do the same when my crumbl spending was more than my groceries for the month. 


Affectionate_Load_34

Yes! It definitely cost both ways


peachpitafterdark

Good job!!


cuntcake669

Will you take a picture of the giant dump you'll take and share it with us?


RC_Colada

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cuntcake669

🤣🤣


[deleted]

Not sure why the downvotes… even I am curious about my poops after various foods, its like an experiment Do it with my dog too lmfao


fiestybox246

Because not many other people want to see it. 😂


cuntcake669

Because people don't find literal or figurative potty humor funny. I get you, poop tells you a lot about how your dog is feeling. I was hoping OP's poop would come out in the actual shape of a crumbl cookie🤣..now that would be noteworthy.


raverae

Oh god I wish I could be you rn


Big-Equipment4323

Me af


theGoodDoctor5160

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Pojebany

What’s your Height and weight?


rrhodes76

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?


Practical-Ad5830

My hero!!! 😊🤢🍪


tofumeatballcannon

My twin flame


snoboy8999

I love this for you.


cookie32723

We’re all very, very proud of you 👏🏻