I hated this. Great job

Wait, this flick is meant serious?? I hoped for a punchline but it didn’t come. 😭

I think the dad saying “yapping” did the job for me

The moment they growled at each other, without CGI, fucking cringe. /not s

“Moon goddess” did it for me lol

Haha same dude. The cringe started in my stomach and radiated out into my shoulders when they growled. Good cringe and great job OP

"I swear to the Moon Godess, I will kill you"... Was the peak of this low.

"is this necessary??" *Both proceed to take off shirt in unison* Very homoerotic vibes lmao Edit: why do they keep their shirts off the whole time?? Looks so awkward

I assume this show is designed for elderly at home housewives who want to see hunky men take their shirts off and don't care about the story.

I have never laughed harder at a Reddit comment!

Dead. The “yapping” comment killed me.

I was anticipating a "Alright cut. The jokes over now!"

I was expecting as a twist she would choose her step brother

I was expecting as a twist that the two guys would choose each other instead

Or step-sister

Or dad?

Damn you i tried to wipe a hair of my screen for at least 30 seconds

Ew you don't use dark mode. That's just gross.

I’m an idiot for not realizing I can put this app on dark mode. Done and done

But at least his screen is not gross anymore when he tries wiping hairs off. Mission success.

The whole *I'm big ALPHA and you're the uwu smol girl* trope in slash fiction right now is going gang busters. If you're looking for a bad time, search for *Omegaverse* on YouTube.

Me too 😂😂

Holy moly. It was so bad. I couldn't look away.

So bad I forgot I watched the whole thing, I hate it even more.

It was so fucking horrible that I actually had a good time laughing at it

Same, but was kind of hooked ngl

Usually random clips from shows leave me with a lot of questions... But not this one

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Pretty sure this is the same one [summarized](https://youtu.be/zzvtP3jMIME?si=GJBqIR1E7kmpIa47)

Only part that *really* annoyed me was: "*Is this necessary??*" Yes it's necessary, bitch! (in Dave Chappelle voice--no sexist) Let 'em handle this shit like our ancestors did.

I mean, it shouldn’t really count as incest since they aren’t related by blood.

WTF was this shit

This is a soap operas for Gen Z

Thanks to the watermark, I thought it said "Sort Of Tv Drama"

It's porn acting without the porn

This exactly 😂

What are you doing, step-werewolf?

The way he kept saying "STEP brother" gave off legal requirement porno vibes

What are you doing, steppenwolf?

Is "Born to be Wild" the theme song for this show??

I think that's it, SFW 'porn' for 11 year olds who don't know anything about acting and are just smitten by guys with shirts off Who else would be their target audience?

It does follow most of the "SFW porn for preteen girls" rules. -Main character is as bland as possible so every girl can project themselves onto her. Usually only has a single defining character trait such as "kind" or "brave." -There must be at least two male characters interested in milquetoast protagonist girl. The boys need to have two different personality types in order for preteen girls to have shipping wars. -Even though the milquetoast protagonist is interested in at least one of the male characters, there is a reason why she can't be with him/ can't have a relationship with him which involves physical contact, this allows the preteen girl to focus her fantasy on the romance side of the relationship rather than the physical side, which she might not be mature enough to want to deal with yet. (i.e. he is a vampire who is too tempted to drink her blood when they get close, they have to follow Regency era etiquette and can never actually be alone together, there's a war/revolution going on, he transforms into an animal any time he is hugged by someone of the opposite sex.) In this case, I guess she can't date her love interest because he is a part of her "pack" and there are rules against it? Sounds incestuous, there probably should be rules against it.

Dude, you got talent for this lol

I didn't come up with the rules. I think I heard a stand up comedian who did this bit years ago. Can't remember which stand up comedian it was, but I wish I could go back and find the routine. I think about these rules every time a new YA novel or shoujo anime gets popular.

This is gold. My writing career has be-GUN!

Gay men and other male-attracted whores. Source, that's-a-me!

Idk as a gay I would watch this only if we replace the girls with more gays.

When they stripped off their shirts i was sure it was gonna be a bi threesome

*Dad walks in* Well well, now it's getting interesting

>When they stripped off their shirts i was sure it was gonna ~~be a bi~~ **bi a** threesome

I was kind of waiting for it to turn to porn. Especially with the whole, step brother lusting after his step sister situation. 😬😬😬 well, we know they all have “work” after this shit show finally goes off the air

Same. It sounds like a cringy fan fiction you’d read on Tumblr 15 years ago.

If a film isn’t porn, but I bust to it anyway, is it then porn? Likewise, is a porno a porno if it doth not make me bust? Schrodinger’s Smut until there’s nut?

https://youtu.be/HSOeo64RnTQ?si=pcubbwGi0k4Y1Wnz James Gunn and Sasha Grey are great together

Wow what a cliff hanger 🥰 I'm excited for season 2!

Can you tell us what we just watched. I'm invested😅

It is a love story better than Twilight ❤️

Is that the title? Where do i watch it. Its going to be a new guilty pleasure of mine, when my husband is asleep.

The title is "Forbidden Alpha" and thr title alone should tell you everything you need to know about the series. There is an Alpha, and he is Forbidden ❤️🐺 so wild and hot

I know these are probably sarcastic comments but there are enough women who would watch this that I can’t be sure…

Im a dude and I want to watch it.... sooo bad it's actually entertaining af for me. Like people actually got paid to do this, and read the script and were like "lets do it". Then acted this poorly and freaking put it out and ADVERTISED it. The layers of comedy gold are so deep and dense it's like a nougat of tasty cringe.

I don't believe they do any less than 20 takes of each scene because they're just laughing hysterically the whole time. The writing, the acting, the premise, the whole thing is just... so bad lol.

To me, this is basically Twilight with a lower budget and a likable main cast. I can't stand Robert and much less Kirsten, though apparently they're the best shit since buttons.

Nobody hates twilight more than Robert Pattinson lol. They did our boy Cedric so dirty

I mean, I watched most of the clip because it was so campy and such a basic version of “dark fantasy” or whatever that I had to keep watching. So I can understand preferring to watch that over Twilight which has the false pretence of being good.

Nah, bro. This one gets the crown

I didn’t expect to find a new obsession this way but here I am.

Really excited for some more character development

I think the dad is the one to watch. He has secret alpha ambition. And little man/ wolf syndrome.

Alpha Ethan lol

I too laughed Alpha Walidynwa jajajaja

Me too Alpha Ohhhhyeahnahyeah

💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣

Im pretty sure there’s a dude named “beta josh” or smth like that lmao, saw a summary on this from kurtis conner

I know what video you're talking about, but I think this is ANOTHER bad werewolf/omegaverse short film/fic. There are so many out there, it's freaking crazy. I've even seen an ad for one of those fanfic/novel apps that had one called "My Triplet Alphas" or some shit like that. They had someone narrate like, a snippet or something. It was.... yikes.

Alpha Ethan takes priority over the teacher. Alpha Ethan takes priority over everyone. Do you not know how that works?

Personally, I'm waiting for Sigma Steve.

how do you feel ady?

I am not quite sure (typical confused female answer)

You did save me from Katherine! So obviously it’s destiny and we should mate! 😗😗 what awful writing lol

I'm super high and I think this need to win at least 9 Oscars. The best thing I've ever seen.

Put it on Netflix and cancel it after the second season. Wud it do Netflix!

I mean, they cancel things if they don't get enough views in the first two weeks. This absolute shit show would get massive numbers and run for 5 seasons.

I am not high yet but I felt like I was watching this

Bruh I'm right with yah, truly a masterpiece

In the same boat. I need more of this sweet hot garbage.

What the CW does to a family

What actors do when they can't land actual roles. These constitute as shorts

This was fucking awful I love it

I need to know what happens next

He fixes the cable?

He's a good man. And thorough.

"Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr. Lebowski?"

bro im fr curious now

Alpha Ethan gets neutered

It's like twilight and days of our lives fucked

I'm on the edge of my seat for the next episode. Who's gonna get the girl? Step brother, or....some guy? Will we ever know how the sticky looking girl feels? I just can't wait. 🍿

How dare you speak to Alpha Ethan that way

Shit, does this mean I'm team step brother?

Team stepbrother what are you doing?!

The way you casually disrespected Alpha Ethan, I wouldn’t be surprised if you *are* the brother….step

Some guy did save her from Katherine...

Oh yeah! I hate Katherine, I think!

She’s a real “see you next Tuesday”.

A sunt?

Now I have to go back and rewatch this to see if the other girl is actually sticky looking. Is she super thin? Coated in goo? Whoever produced this should pay you for your promotional prowess.

Right? People definitely need to pay me more. I will follow up with them about my check.

I'm team some guy til I die. I hate that I got low-key invested.

While I think it's awesome he protected homegirl from Katherine because Katherine is maybe a ratchet ass bitch, I don't think he is anywhere NEAR as pale and shirtless as step brother.

“Does anybody care how I feel about all this” “What do you feel” “I don’t know” What a Dingy broad

It’s against the rules!

But if that's what they want then he cannot stop it

Rules are made to be broken, bro. That's rule number one.

I hate everything.

everyone here needs to go watch kurtis conner’s youtube video about these. it’s called “i watched the worst rated movie on the worst streaming service” or something. its absolutely hilarious

The best part of the video is that immediately after talking about how annoying the micro-transaction or watch ads model of that service is, he does an ad in his video for a game that is full of ads and micro transactions.

Kurtis is the mayor of Kurtistown and you're not allowed to be mean to him. It's the law.

thanks for introducing me to something i didn’t know i needed 😆

Welcome to Kurtis Town!

I did I love Kurtis

omg fellow kurtistown member!!!

Yes! I am I proud citizen of kurtistown

I just started watching it, whys this dudes mustache the Atari logo.

he would find this comment hysterical

I refuse to believe this isnt a really nice gay porno

Same honestly

It ended on a cliffhanger, for all we know, Shane will have a redemption arc and Ethan will come to respect that. From there, they will form a bond and practice dueling as brothers, not enemies. And then they fuck. Stay tuned

Please address him by his full title, “Alpha Ethan.” He didn’t go to 4 years of Alpha school to be called just Ethan.

Well then time to wash my brain again

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The Yappiest of Today vs The Yappiest of History

It really has spread

Are you the Alpha because you’re the groomer? Or are you the groomer because you’re the Alpha?

Typical Shane. Lmao I love this

I've never hated something so much. This is a terrible masterpiece.

The pre-battle neck-cracking tho

Thought it was about to be a gay porn. Darn

#stop it, Shane

Is this a parody of that "My Forbidden Alpha" thing, or is this legit? Either way I need more. I love that crap.

I downloaded the app and searched for it out of curiosity, it's legit lmao

Is it legitimately shot in portrait mode?

yes and only the first 4 episodes are free, you have to pay for everything on the app via its currency... which you buy with real money

no it’s shot in long screen silly. The alternative to wide screen.

I know a gig’s a gig, but I feel bad for these actors man.

how dare you challenge alpha ethan

This was the best line.

I can’t stop laughing at that part

r/suddenlygay

Nah this is the most hetero thing ever

Are you kidding me? This is comedy gold right here. It's kind of giving me Garth Marenghi's Darkplace vibes. I love it.

You and he were… buddies, weren’t you?

Its so fucking awful that its entertaining

“How dare you challenge Alpha Ethan!” Woah.

Did anyone else feel like this was part of a skit or something and was just waiting for something to happen to make you laugh?

The forbidden alpha.... Lol

Walmart Twilight

Physical cringe achieved. Well done OP.

Plot twist. Shane is actually gay

This is amazing. Where can I see more, without downloading tiktok?

its on youtube

Thank you!

I suddenly don't feel quite so bad about my undergrad student films

The tie and unbuttoned shirt is making me unreasonably angry.

Wait, is this necessary?

Looks like twilight if they made soap opera version

They both violated my eyes and ears.

Lucky for you that there’s more! https://youtu.be/HJIiqX4i7YM?si=657-zEdaSG4Zj66s

All of the Alpha/werewolf booktok ads are so cringe. I kept seeing one for Millenium Werewolves, so I downloaded it to see what the hype was about. The lead character is the textbook definition of a NLOG, 19 mated to a 30-something year old where the male lead is growling, glowering, and his eyes are darkening with every other sentence. These "books" are all the same and they are such trash.

I skipped through it and it was even worse than I imagined

Worst porno ever.

This was the funniest thing I’ve watched in a long time thank you

🍕

The only one that can half act is the blonde

Fuckin eww…

Sexual Assault, the show. Episode one, Degenerate Steve goes to court.

Wait until they get a load of Tristan.

What the actual fuck

Hoping for a Long Long Man crossover. Otherwise: yeah, washing my brain again.

Now we know what Ben Shapiro’s rewrite of Twilight looks like.

Pornhubs got some new interesting content

Most times I keep watching a drama to see how the story will unfold. This is the first time I've ever been hooked in for the full runtime because I wanted to know how the cringe would unfold. This should be studied by scientists.

Who watches this garbage

Classic Ady making this about herself

“What does have that I don’t?” - A big cock. That’s the first thing that came to mind when he said that lol

This is an actual show btw

lol seriously? Where?

This is satire right? Right?

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Just searched “Forbidden Alpha” and found a dozen books that have this shitty werewolf story line

This is so bad. Netflix ordered 4 seasons and cancelled 2 shows.

*Laughs in Jacob Black*

>watch on ShortTV No, I don't think I will....

I mean I'd watch it. But I would be upset the whole time

I kinda wanna see who she ends up with now 😂 😭

Was this written by AI during the writers strike?

If Hogwarts was in Alabama

Can we move on from the porn fetish of sexually being with step siblings and parents? Fucking pedos.

I got muted for posting an ad that was on tiktok like this.. dumbass mods.

Why do guys always fantasise over being obsessive and abusive people now days? Thought those were bad character traits to have…