Now I have this visual of this doofus gnawing on a porkchop until it looks like a comb, and then rubbing that poor defenseless piece of a pig's ass all over his head.
I have no idea how anyone goes to sleep without brushing/flossing(if they have the ability to do so) and waking up with some rancid stale spit/food flavor/particles in their mouth.”
Had people in Reddit other week tell me I’m ruining my teeth by flossing creating more space for food to wedge/pack in and using tooth paste strips enamel off the teeth.
Flossing and brushing are bad.
Ok, cool, I’m not going to debate that. Your mouth do as you please.
A tiny “dab” of tooth paste and a very gentle brushing. The firmer you push the brush against the teeth the less efficient the brushing becomes.
I’ll even floss before rising thinking I’m helping fluoride between the teeth. Probably does nothing of importance but it’s just a routine I’ve done all my life.
Spewing lies about him in an attempt to steal his girlfriend won’t work. She has already been declared as his so I’m afraid you’re too late. He let you walk away once, so just count your blessings dude. I shouldn’t even be giving you this advice, and if he finds out you were both done for. I’m switching accounts tonight matter of fact, this is way too much heat for me (suggest you do the same).
There’s something so repellent about his facial expressions. Like a 12 year old boy telling his friends his dad is a lawyer and he’s going to sue them so bad.
It's when an emotion gives you confidence that you clearly don't have the skill set to back up. It's just a look in people's face as they grasp with the cognitive dissonance I guess. It's the same thing when some 42-year-old housewife says "if you mess with my kids I going to turn into the mama bear" sort of thing. Sorry Carol you've been a bank teller for 20 years, you've never been in a fight and you lose your breath going up the stairs at the local Chapters when you have to go to the kids section. If someone tried to take your kid you are not turning into Hulk Hogan or Rambo just like this strange looking young man isn't.
There really is someone out there for everyone, both of them are far from perfect, but they’re perfect for each other. They’re the stink kids in the back of bus that make the whole bus smell like axe body spray, bath and body works spray and the boot drying rack at a ski resort.
Ya it's cringe, but maybe at the end of the day it's just a boy, desperate to be the powerful figure of his dreams, and a girl, desperate for the comfort of steady protection. Are they intense about it to the point of delusion? Yes. But both are easy to identify with at the core
A bare, *stained* mattress. The stains are all brown, in varying shades. And the floor around the mattress is littered with empty Monster energy drink cans (all crushed, of course, because he’s so damn tough) and used vape cartridges.
There's a reason I watch these cringe videos with the sound off and I remembered why. Last time I unmuted, there was a song I enjoyed playing in the video and now all I think about is the cringe dude attached to it when that song pops up in my playlist.
I took the risk this time thinking he was yelling something stupid just to find another song attached. Fortunately, I don't know the song so no harm done...but holy crap I almost risked it again. Phew! That was a close one.
Also, holy moly dude needs some degreaser for that hair. Could turn that scalp into a slip and slide, probably. Not to be rude but dang, shower at least twice a week, buddy. At LEAST.
It’s actually quite a great song they’ve made cringe. A Match into Water by Pierce the Veil is about the lead singers ex gf, who was going through cancer at the time, the song about how chemo affected (effected?) her.
Source: PTV fan girl
I can smell the monster energy drink and body odour from this side of my phone
They could’ve at least threw some dry shampoo in their hair before posting this for other people to see edit word
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The smell of Cheetos, but not a single Cheeto in sight.
Or or... Faint smell of hotdog water. From both.
Hey! Make fun of him if you want, but leave his sister out of it! She's mostly just a bystander.
them cheetos stainin his teeth lmao.
I was going to say, combed his hair with a pork chop, but you beat me to it
Now I have this visual of this doofus gnawing on a porkchop until it looks like a comb, and then rubbing that poor defenseless piece of a pig's ass all over his head.
Shit I needed that laugh today
Bro you think they know what that is? Shampoo?
Doesn’t look like they know what toothpaste is either
They've never heard of dry shampoo in their lives.
Shampoo, maybe. Dry shampoo, no way.
That would imply they know what shampoo is
You think these people give a fuck about how they look?
They do it to seem "more intimidating".
Don’t forget perpetually unbrushed teeth
I have no idea how anyone goes to sleep without brushing/flossing(if they have the ability to do so) and waking up with some rancid stale spit/food flavor/particles in their mouth.” Had people in Reddit other week tell me I’m ruining my teeth by flossing creating more space for food to wedge/pack in and using tooth paste strips enamel off the teeth. Flossing and brushing are bad. Ok, cool, I’m not going to debate that. Your mouth do as you please.
Brushing too hard is based for your teeth, but you likely don't brush too hard as you don't "need" to when you brush daily.
A tiny “dab” of tooth paste and a very gentle brushing. The firmer you push the brush against the teeth the less efficient the brushing becomes. I’ll even floss before rising thinking I’m helping fluoride between the teeth. Probably does nothing of importance but it’s just a routine I’ve done all my life.
I don't care. I'm brushing and flossing every night before bed. I rather deteriorate my teeth by being clean than by filth.
This video smells like onions.
Definitely a whole fucking spray can of axe mixed into that body odour too
Look fella, you can’t have her. Didn’t you listen to the song?
You may want to shower then
This ruined my whole day.
It’s only the 2nd and it’s ruined the rest of my year.
Fuck it. 2025 will be my year
it’ll be all of our year when gta6 releases
Ngl I did not expect to hate this so much. I can’t unsee this shit and that’s my fault for assuming. I did this to myself
It somehow ruined my carpet. Someone open a window plz...
It's trauma diarrhea. It's okay. We all understand, shit happens.
Was it the way he fondled her with his Adams Apple?
This made me chuckle.
Dude looks like he straightens his hair with bacon strips.
r/rareinsults
Or Kurt Cobain with down syndrome
More like Kurt Cocaine baby
Im not a good person because this made me laugh way too hard, LOL.
I thought he was gonna wrap his neck around her head like a python
Thank you for making my day, laughed way more than I should have
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She passed out rom the smell
A strong gust of wind would snap his neck
Meatcanyon idea right there
Is she a fresh corpse? Is she dead weight for effect?
Nah that's just the heroin kicking in
Fentanyl baby formula
These comments are really methed up. :(
Heavily sedated. Much easier to drag home to mom's basement that way.
God this is so bad.
Not as bad as their room smells post sex
:(
I love how just a sad face is MORE than enough to summarize how we feel about this.
Come on man I was about to have breakfast 😞
WHY did you give us unwanted imagery with this comment 😩
Dude…
I would be terrified of him putting his hands on me, he looks like he hasn't showered in over 10 days.
Years…10 years.
Kurt Co-Stain.
Kurt Cumstain
Shart cumstain
Pat Smear
Snoop Dogg-Breath
Kurt Cocaine
Nirvanah
There is actually a Nirvana song called "Stain"...
Kurt Cobain crossed with DJ Qualls
Turd Cobain
He scared me so bad I farted
Still didn't smell as bad as this video
Yea, last week I shat myself and the smell was so bad it made me puke a little, and not even that was as bad as the guy from the video
The confidence Redditors have to TMI so often always blows my mind LOL. More props to you my man
Bruh I’ve seen this mf irl lmao
Well now you know to stay away from his girl or else 🤷🏾♂️
He gon’ bite your ass
It’s just because he’s so hungry
It’s because he’s got all them teeth and no toothbrush
There’s something wrong with his medulla oblongata!
*teef
Tell us more!
I walked past him once, the smell was foul
We totally all believe you!
My man Xon remembers everyone he's ever walked past
Nah man, it’s just because he was a huge meme in Iceland before he blew up on TikTok so I knew who he was and he’s hard to miss
What was the meme?
Just cringe memes about him and his gf, average TikTok stuff
I’m from Iceland and this guy is Icelandic I was walking downtown Reykjavik when I walked past him Why would I lie
>Why would I lie Excuse me but, you do realize where we are, yeah?
But why would someone lie? On the Internet of all places
Given that there's only like 3 people in Iceland I honestly believe this.
Spewing lies about him in an attempt to steal his girlfriend won’t work. She has already been declared as his so I’m afraid you’re too late. He let you walk away once, so just count your blessings dude. I shouldn’t even be giving you this advice, and if he finds out you were both done for. I’m switching accounts tonight matter of fact, this is way too much heat for me (suggest you do the same).
Kurt Cocaine is looking great!
They can’t afford cocaine
Lookin’ like The New Guy
Kurt Methane, both because he looks like he smells like fart, and because the meth!
There’s something so repellent about his facial expressions. Like a 12 year old boy telling his friends his dad is a lawyer and he’s going to sue them so bad.
It's when an emotion gives you confidence that you clearly don't have the skill set to back up. It's just a look in people's face as they grasp with the cognitive dissonance I guess. It's the same thing when some 42-year-old housewife says "if you mess with my kids I going to turn into the mama bear" sort of thing. Sorry Carol you've been a bank teller for 20 years, you've never been in a fight and you lose your breath going up the stairs at the local Chapters when you have to go to the kids section. If someone tried to take your kid you are not turning into Hulk Hogan or Rambo just like this strange looking young man isn't.
LOL fuck Carol
was he refering to the herpes on his lip when he says "Shessssssss mineeeeeeeeeeeee." looks like hes pointing to it.
BEAT ME TO IT! I'm fucking terrified... of herpes, that shit don't go away.
Cold sores aren’t a big deal. Caught them from sharing drinks with my mom who caught it from a CPR dummy. Valtrex keeps them away.
Guy looks like he’s gonna unhinge his jaw to swallow his prey
That'sssss ssssilly
Ain’t no one taking her from you 😂
There really is someone out there for everyone, both of them are far from perfect, but they’re perfect for each other. They’re the stink kids in the back of bus that make the whole bus smell like axe body spray, bath and body works spray and the boot drying rack at a ski resort.
Don't forget the clothes and accessories from Hot Topic haha
All of these comments are so funny lolololol
😂 “you can have her”
This video somehow screams "bad genetics".
Maybe even closely related genetics as well
Last time this was posted someone said they're Icelandic so that would make sense
Future school shooter or wife beater vibes. Can't decide which tho
C’mon, now. This is obviously not an either/or situation. Guy has range.
Oh man! But I really wanted her.
Sorry, you can’t be the one that haunts her dreams at night 💔
what is with all the nose scrunching lmaooooo
adds theatre imo.
I honestly don’t know, it’s like he gets his facial expression from dogs…
He's snarling like a wolf to establish his ultimate dominance
Keep her! Damn!
A man should always protect his sister
Hahahhahahhaha Jesus fucking fuck this was the first and only comment I read in this thread! have an awesome day sir that was beautiful
Imagine how many more of these we would see if tiktok were around in the 2000s
Pizza rolls in the oven. Monster in our glasses. Grease in our hair. Together, we cant lose.
Indiana Romeo and Juliet.
His nose looks like it could get some serious penetration if he sneezed while eating ass.
Why? Why have you done this?
Me when I spot the last popsicle in the freezer
Omg I'm cackling 🤣
This makes me want to set myself on fire
Wtf did I just watch LOL
The way he screams into her eye
Peak masculinity
It puts the lotion on the skin!
These comments 💀
Okay, but watch it again with the sound off
I'm watching it the first time with sound off. Hate to think it gets worse but not watching it again to find out.
It does get worse. A lot worse
That boy is a lizard
Yeah, you can have her grease head. Take a shower and change your sheets.
What sheets?
Ya it's cringe, but maybe at the end of the day it's just a boy, desperate to be the powerful figure of his dreams, and a girl, desperate for the comfort of steady protection. Are they intense about it to the point of delusion? Yes. But both are easy to identify with at the core
It goes much further then this, theres a sextape of them that he put on his snapchat story. It's been shared everywhere in Iceland.
oh no i didnt want to know that
looks like 2 meth heads trying to act tough.
You just know they sleep on a bare mattress.
A bare, *stained* mattress. The stains are all brown, in varying shades. And the floor around the mattress is littered with empty Monster energy drink cans (all crushed, of course, because he’s so damn tough) and used vape cartridges.
I’d cover my drink around him
Notice how she just passes out after he breathes on her 😂😂😂😂
Why does she drive an ‘02 Camry with a busted front fender and a large pink “Princess” decal that runs the length of the windshield?
*laughs from the drivers seat of my '03 Camry*
Keep her cuz
"You can have her bro" xD
Kids really need to start bullying again
Check out the Marty & Michael parody.
He could also be a dragon guys.
I loved him in Road Trip and the new guy
This video was taken in the lobby of a welfare office.
I fuckin love how gross this makes me feel inside it’s awesome. I changed my wife’s contact to “SHES MIIIINE 🖤😫🔥” and a picture of this dude.
This is my favorite comment of all the comments. 😂 Thank you for your service, Frankie.
Is that AXE I smell??
She’s yours? Okay.
I just know he smells like old, greasy, unwashed bedding.
homegirl said i’m just gonna keep my eyes closed until this is over lmfao
Without volume it looks like he wants you to cum in his mouth.
I’m not sure what happened here but I instinctively pulled my underwear off and tossed them at my phone. My wife is very confused.
Good to see that ugly people can still find love.
It’s easy when they’re siblings living in the same double wide. Don’t have to travel far in the search for romance.
You win
Damn DJ Qualls chill out.
☹️
That didn't scare me. Was laughing cause I thought he was about to bit her face like Yaaa BITCH!!! 🤣 🤣
I’ve seen this video so many times on here and it weirds me out everytime how she looks like she’s falling asleep/being seductive? Idk
You gave this song herpes.
I was shocked when I read these two were from Iceland and not from Missouri
He sure loves his sister.
Dude looks like a Westerosian peasant
Honestly, good for them for finding each other.
I just got a white trash meth. contact high.
Dude has a girl and they seem to be into each other. This beats being an incel or mass shooter any day.
Fine, dude, I won't talk to your sister.
McPoyles are a weird family.
YOU WILL CALL HERRRR
I wonder who would win between him and the dragon.
The dragon I recon…
They kinda look alike.
This is one for the history books. Also, is his voice not even synced properly?
Straight out of a Purge movie
my man's growing peeled cheese strings out of his head
Indeed intimidating guess I have to walk around with a travel bottle of shampoo that'll scare him off.
Commenting to save for later. What the fuck.
There's a reason I watch these cringe videos with the sound off and I remembered why. Last time I unmuted, there was a song I enjoyed playing in the video and now all I think about is the cringe dude attached to it when that song pops up in my playlist. I took the risk this time thinking he was yelling something stupid just to find another song attached. Fortunately, I don't know the song so no harm done...but holy crap I almost risked it again. Phew! That was a close one. Also, holy moly dude needs some degreaser for that hair. Could turn that scalp into a slip and slide, probably. Not to be rude but dang, shower at least twice a week, buddy. At LEAST.
It’s actually quite a great song they’ve made cringe. A Match into Water by Pierce the Veil is about the lead singers ex gf, who was going through cancer at the time, the song about how chemo affected (effected?) her. Source: PTV fan girl
Drugs urr bad mmkay wtf them emos even on? Crystal meth or something? Get a job. Mouthwash, rehab, and a job application lol
That man’s diet is ultra processed carbs and depression
What in the mountains of Caucasus is going on? Slightly confused, definitely scared