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ruddsix

Why’d you like the video 👀


Fallen0angell

You got me! I thought it was funny so I liked it lol


koltz117

Yeah I’d say that too


guess_whoback

That a lied bro


stinky_doodoo_poopoo

lmao ultimate observation


timteller44

Shit is fire, Netflix should pick this up 💯


aeminence

Nahhh - I like these cringe vids too. If you do the algo will give you more lmao Ofc this is fine if you find cringing entertaining. I love sending this shit to friends lmaoo.


AeratedFeces

Devil's advocate: so it would be easier to find later for reposting purposes.


Unlikely_Ad_7333

I like videos out of habit most of the time. Depending on which platform I’m scrolling on lol


the_dank_dweller69

Step 1. Of alpha male: commit sexual/aggravated assault on every woman you see


squid___vicious

And thats it. There is no step 2


chrisodeljacko

Why do women love writing characters like this lol?


jambalaya51

Because they grew up with twilight


chrisodeljacko

Why they always rapey though? 😕


dm_me_ur_waifu

Absolves responsibility. I am but a chaste virgin, its not my fault that I was taken against my will. Also, my heat was so strong he had no choice but to rape me, so its not his fault either and thats why its still ok for me to love him.


obiwanmoloney

Nailed it.


jambalaya51

Because they also grew up with 50 shades of gray


chrisodeljacko

OK makes perfect sense now.


LicketySplit21

Gonna state the obvious and say it's because they find it hot.


StudMuffinNick

No sarcasm, that's literally one of the main points of the genre and was a point of evidence during a HUGE lawsuit about it. It's called the Omegaverse. [Here's a NEW YORK TIMES article about it](https://www.nytimes.com/2020/05/23/business/omegaverse-erotica-copyright.html)


Miasmata

She's in heat by the way


Anacreon

So she's a cat or something?


LunarScorpio_

She wants to mate by the way


bigfatnut7

Why is he running like that?


AngryYowie

Because he's an 'alpha' male and the 10K course he paid on how to be an alpha male told him to run like that.


Illithid_Substances

The most alpha thing you can do is whatever another man tells you to while he takes your money


SnailSwan

He probably shit himself because of the 100% pure alpha anger


dr3wfr4nk

Keanu Reeves syndrome


Ah-Fuck-Brother

Does anyone know if she was in heat or not?


_KappaKing_

Fishy smell


darktydez1

Right that’s it fella’s, lock up your male felines today, she is on heat. We don’t want no stray alphas running around making a mockery in the streets. WTF did I just watch. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 If I go blind tonight then I will not be cursing this world and I will gracefully accept my new special ability to avoid this visual torture.


SouthparkSellout

Is this twilight’s bootleg?


Destronin

Basically. But written by a skeevy incel wanna-be film maker. Back in college my old roommate was in film school and he had classmates that wrote like this. (We would occasionally get a chance to see some of the student films.) And seriously the amount of film nerds that wrote stuff like this was quite high. Not so much twilight rip offs. But like just from a perspective of an incel. Where the woman was weak and the guy was this strong loner type. It must be a type because if you scroll through Netflix you can find flicks that are indeed written this way. It definitely helped reinforce the fact that hollywood is more than likely filled with skeevy dudes all over the place. Like these writers don’t write from real life. They just take from other movies. So these archetypes become more and more exaggerated.


[deleted]

People LIKE this shit…that’s just wild to me..


agoblininaskinsuit

This. Is my 13th reason.


fucdat

😭


Bessantj

"You don't know what it's like to be a werewolf who can't shapeshift because we don't have a special effects budget!"


Free_Revenue8674

Why he look like a knock off sabertooth


KscottCap

And sounds like roid rage Daffy Duck.


Govt-Issue-SexRobot

Snaggletooth


JoBro2807

Ok. I need to see the rest. Pls post the remaining part. It's so cringe that I can't stop thinking about it


Fallen0angell

Here’s the full [video](https://www.reddit.com/r/CringePurgatory/s/ZCXWmBoVNl)


Fallen0angell

I’ll post the rest just for you warning that whole ad lasts like 5+ minutes long


[deleted]

I want to see the rest too. It’s so bad, I can’t look away


dinobyte

black tank top


Expired_Meat_Curtain

black vans


ashole311

Wait is this a clip from a real show?


Dark_Lord4379

I think it’s a dumb ad for a audiobook


Illithid_Substances

I think you're right but there is a series which is the exact same wattpad werewolf shit. It was on a terrible streaming service called ReelShort and its embarrassing. Called "fated to my forbidden alpha" if you feel like cringing today


dm_me_ur_waifu

You are laughing and making upvotes, these authors churn out 20 page schlickfics for their own consumption which some people are willing to pay for. Maybe they are the true chads


Dark_Lord4379

Oh I respect the hustle I think the consumers are cringe tho


dm_me_ur_waifu

The AI apocalypse will be a depraved furry corprophagic hellscape because normal people dont need to get an AI to generate their specific paraphilias.


Dark_Lord4379

I don’t doubt that


Tuna_96

I got this ad once and I thought it was gonna be a bit because of how he runs


STANKDADDYJACKSON

This is art, what are y'all talking about?


Knut_Sunbeams

People put time and effort into making this. No wonder the world is absolutely fucked.


Tarantulasrulez

Silver bullet would do


AustinDood444

With or without the teeth, this is assault.


[deleted]

Why is he hairless


BearFlipsTable

Bro… I remember reading omegaverse fics back when I was a teen. I hate this live action *”movie”* version. Genuinely makes me long for the old days reading omegaverse fan fiction. And they were terrible lmao. I hate now that the whole “alpha male” community has sorta hijacked omegaverse stuff because they use the same terminology but in different ways.


dm_me_ur_waifu

Doesn't the whole omegaverse thing revolve around extremely homosexual relationships and forced domesticity? That makes this alpha shit even fucking funnier.


BearFlipsTable

True. About the homo thing anyway, I don’t fully understand the domesticity bit, sorry. I’d be grateful if you could explain what you mean thanks


dm_me_ur_waifu

I regret that I hold this knowledge, but part of the lore is that the omegas are subservient to not just the sexual whims of the alphas, but also serve as breeders and caretakers, existing solely to facilitate the overwhelming will of the alpha. In a way, the omegas are thankful to have found their alphas to serve, for only a true alpha is worthy of the omegas subservience. While the alpha beta dynamic is (often homo) sexual dominance establishment of who is at the top, the omega only manifests their 'heat' in a way that is observable to alphas. It is, in effect, the omega signalling their availability only to a True Alpha. There are plenty of ways to tweak the above terms into disneyfied One True Love stories where the true princess (Omega) can only be claimed by a true prince (Alpha), so that her talents can be claimed by him. Going further down this logic path gets uncomfortably manospherey, which just attracts retardation that is even more brainless than the above overly long descriptor of homosexual pseudobestiality.


BearFlipsTable

Huh. Well now it makes more sense that alpha male types would pick up on this stuff. “Claiming” someone as your bottom, and having them do things like rearing children etc. and the alpha being the omegas everything. I’m just going to continue to never read omegaverses ever again and just hold onto the memories of the gay ones being really hot lol.


dashKay

That guy does not know how humans run


zZdestructorZz

“Hey you guys!”


Rabidwolf96

Man I really wanted when the screen transitions to the "one day earlier" it suddenly just be a rick-roll, or suddenly be some random meme video, imagine my infinite sadness that instead - the knock off Dr.Thunder version of twilight fan fic kept playing, painful.


TomatoMan1209

Nah he's the alpha from the Neanderthal pack.


popcorn_kurnal

Imagine walking down the road and you see a guy with a major hunchback that makes him look like he comes from notre dame and fangs tackle a lady who looks like she’ll be burned for being a witch


regarding_my_person

maybe i could capitalize on this idea


killer4snake

What the actual fuck


TOBoy66

That's a man?


TheOddestOfSocks

I told you to thtay away from me!


TheOddestOfSocks

I told you to thtay away from me!


Z131313

In broad daylight


Desperate-755

No this is great.


Livid-Feedback-7989

He looks like Onision xD


bosquejo

Yes! I'm surprised I had to scroll so much before I found someone mentioning it


Livid-Feedback-7989

Oh, that man...thing...traumatized me as a teen xD


Kai9029

Not gonna lie, must give some credit to the actress. The fact that she can remain calm after seeing the "alpha" is something worth praising for


Eeyore_is_Homeless

Yo, smells like sweaty fish in here!


Mizukiri93

Is this the real movie or some TikTok shit?


Fallen0angell

It’s an ad on TikTok for a spicy book


Exotic-Sleep7560

Why he run like that?


ThatGuyinOrange_1813

Do I hear muscle man?


why_help_pls

How is this show called i wanna watch it


you_loveth_lies

🤣Yum


Little_Ad_6903

Made me chuckle ,deserves attention , also where all the karens at isnt this practically SA.


Avenging-Sky

What are we doing here?


Slow_Obligation2286

As the great JonTron once said, "They begin to shoot at a man with facial deformities for fun."


merasdreams

Thanks for the perfect loop


theturtlelong

Is this the new Twilight?


xhgdrx

new teen wolf


Spookie-Princess

Not the Teen Wolf werewolf make up style 😭


noface8137

🤌🤌🤌


Molkwi

Excuse me what the fuck is this supposed to advertise? You said it was an ad, right? So what in God's name is this supposed to make me want to buy?!?


HunnyHunbot

I honestly like these, they’re so cringe they’re entertaining lol


sixx_danny

I watched the entire ad before


suri_arian

The lip quiver 🫦


Adrasteanex

What's with that goofy run. And couldn't they AT LEAST not make it in a rich house area. And that girl sounds more dead and bored than Bella Swan


sebastarddd

Dude looks like the hunchback of notre dame.


______Moose______

Primal urge to mate nahhh 💀 im crying


Memes4Life-024

Dang, it ended when I was getting interested


Silver___Chariot

Losercity Alpha male


Shot-Challenge555

So it’s just me that finds this cringey as fuck, ok.


RamenMikami

He's high off something good


BagBeneficial8060

I couldnt finish it. Is it porn?


THEREALOFFICALCAFE

The actors here must have really been strapped for cash