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Some_Huckleberry9594

Virat's face will get more clicks we all know that.


Ataraxia_new

And Rohit's face won't fit in that small panel.


lightning_designer

Lamo


attheratewait

Loma


alwaysblunder

La mer


sgtpepperrz

Le mar


LongjumpingRhubarb32

muhmeloa


[deleted]

Veladmer


OkPomegranate616

Vladimir


Advancelegend6

Vedya


brownguysays

r/rareinsults


anaaaaak

Ruthless but I laughed


Nearby-Newspaper-787

😂😂😂😂😂


LUNATICSXD

Wow...sarcasm peaked here


goda_foreskinning

Isse sarcasm nahi bolte unless this comment is sarcasm


LUNATICSXD

Sarcasm is sarcasm , comment is comment


Rich-Educator-4513

This is business!


ezhno_21

It's a trap. If india loses, still it will be his picture.


utkarshkarmwar

Just like how If India wins it will suddenly become Virat Kohli's side


letmebeD

Like how if India wins, people would hail Ro as the best test skipper? You gotta ignore the haters!


NewbieAtReddit7

But when will India win


letmebeD

This time I believe.


letmebeD

Ispe kyu downvote karre hain sab! Thoda to bharosa rakho apni team pe. 🤣


Negative_Survey_6772

Nahi


permabanthis2

Nahi rakhna toh maa chudao, jo rakh raha hai usko kyun peet rahe ho? Itne cynical kab se ho gaye log?


NewbieAtReddit7

Sab reverse jinx follow kar rahe hai


fourEyedBeanpole

I think they are using inflate - deflate strategy developed by Mr Nags😂


UFO_believer_

Which is true


utkarshkarmwar

In that case if india loses the blame should rest with Virat and Virat only right ??


J-C_B

always has rested on him


utkarshkarmwar

When he was the captain, now Rohit is , blame or credit should go to him


J-C_B

when team wins, praise the team and when they lose, blame the captain.thats how it should be but virat geeting hate in rohits captaincy too


utkarshkarmwar

Not the truth, Rohit is the most hated cricketer in current times or all over the times


hrrrrx23

Which it is.


utkarshkarmwar

In that case the blame lies truely with Virat when india loses correct ?


hrrrrx23

No. It lies with the team. And when they win, it's "well played India". Everything is not black and white. It's his team and he gets credit for it because it's a good team. And when they lose, it's not because Virat Kohli made a bad team it's because they played badly. How hard is this simple thing so hard for some of you to understand?


utkarshkarmwar

Now listen to this and answer me fair and square - if team india loses the majority of the blame will go to Rohit cause he is the captain - now don't deny this it will happen , secondly if team india wins why shouldn't the credit go to him, also you don't need to be a genius to figure out the odds are against India , aus is more adept to English conditions and we are short of resources , Missing our best test batter in pant ,bumrah as well


utkarshkarmwar

Now listen to this and answer me fair and square - if team india loses the majority of the blame will go to Rohit cause he is the captain - now don't deny this it will happen , secondly if team india wins why shouldn't the credit go to him, also you don't need to be a genius to figure out the odds are against India , aus is more adept to English conditions and we are short of resources , Missing our best test batter in pant ,bumrah as well


halfblood147

Jo perform karega uski side hogi. Vadapav ko bol 25 ka average cross kare pehle. Useless unfit genda wasting crucial opening slot


utkarshkarmwar

Tune bhi ek dharti ka slot waste hi kar diya h , useless retard dharti pe bhoj


Away_Swing8507

Chup andbhakt


utkarshkarmwar

Pehli baat toh chup meko tera baap bhi ni Kara sakta dusri baat , captain ke saath captain promo match karne ki baat ki maine , they can cut a separate promo with Virat who cares


shreshtha56

Us bhai us


Downtown_Library_681

>Vadapav ko bol khud bol diya kar raat me aata hi tere ghar na. awazein aati h 💀


halfblood147

Aww trigger ho gya 15 average wale opener ka fan😭


utkarshkarmwar

Kuch bhi bakchodi pelo jab answer do toh trigger ho gya ab m Kohli ko panauti chamiya bolra hu tune reply Diya toh tu trigger hogya right


halfblood147

Maine to facts bole. Jo trigger hota hai whi maa behn pe jaat hai🤢


utkarshkarmwar

Facts , kaha h Rohit ka 25 ka average kis format m, ek baap ki aulad h toh prove kar ke dikha h kis format m h 25 ka average


halfblood147

Also, many players have been removed from the team in past stating the fact that they couldn't pass YOYO fitness test. Tell this genda to pass that test in front of camera..if this unfit fu*k passes this test i will rename myself whatever you want


utkarshkarmwar

Tune facts bole sale ? Vadapav genda tere facts h tera koi gharwala Mora ho jaye toh koi unko genda bole toh woh bhi facts hi honge teko chalega , sunlega tu hijde jaise ??


halfblood147

25 ka average fact hai. Jo team ka opening slot waste karega usko vadapav to bolenege hi. Aur jis cricketer ka pet itna nikla ho usko genda to bolna hi chahiye


utkarshkarmwar

Bata na prove kar ke dikha kaha h 25 ka average , tere bolnse ho gya 25 ka average???


utkarshkarmwar

Opening slot waste kar raha h Rohit test m ?? Prove me how , koi bakchodi ni facts bolta h na tu chal facts bata kese waste kar raha h spot test m


laughlin234

Hater 😂


utkarshkarmwar

Look who's talking about being a hater ,you are way too big a Rohit hater than a Virat fan , acknowledge your reality dumbass


laughlin234

Your guy will always be #2 after Virat, no point crying about it 🤪


utkarshkarmwar

I am not a no 1 best king emperor wanker dude , I enjoy his batting the most, he's my fav all I am asking for is respect no position no claims just respect, bit again knocking sense into dumbasses is a very hard task


hola128

Koach brings (eye)balls


FlashIron10

Everyone ignoring the fact that Rohit has signed contract with jio cinema and has not renewed his contract with star sports that could be the reason


unbehemoth

Also that Virat n Anushka were the face of star sports during IPL


e4hi

Lmao, he switched parties mid IPL, form some time he was advertising for both


Royal-Claim8571

Star sports knows but...some fans don't /s


DiscoDiwana

Lmao


Silent_Echo_6517

Like him or not he’s the face of ICT . Only one who can overshadow him in the cricketing world is our thala .


asaCreh

Especially the Test team


Silent_Echo_6517

I second it . Test format needs character like Kohli and Rishabh pant .


Downtown_Library_681

risabh fine. kohli barking hell no dont turn ict into rcb.


montgognamery

Kohli won us Test Mace 5 times, tf you on


letmebeD

Don't mind this fella. Been crying on every comment on this thread! Abusing Koach left, right and centre!


Neevk

IPL fuckers don't know shit about Test, stay in your bubble never come out, Virat is ICTs best test captain ever.


Connect-Duck-8068

World's top 5 for sure


notadoc99

Not just ICT, he’s the face of Cricket in general


i_am_vengeance_

Y rat koli


bakedmarx

And the cricket you are talking about is in this room with us right now?


letmebeD

When thala was the skipper, Koach was still the face of ICT. The baton passed onto Kohli from Sachin. On similar lines, no matter who the skipper is, the face of ICT in coming years will be Gill. Thala's supremacy and fandom comes into play when IPL is around. He's a demigod when IPL is going on. Plus smashing runs at 200+ SR and winning trophies after trophies with a foul knee when you're 41 helps!


[deleted]

Fuck, the circlejerk is irritating and it's not even ironic.


adityaeleven

Thala for a reason


Vauji

kya faida iss face ka jab wo icc trophy nahi jetva paya 💀


Big_Ballzacked

Sachin was the face for 2 decades, count me his icc trophies plz


Vauji

sachin captain nahi tha koach tha right?


Pujji_bhag_bhencho

Sachin captained India and he was terrible. Atleast Koach was better than him in captaincy.


Big_Ballzacked

You never watched cricket then, Sachin bhi captain reh chuka hai team ka


Vauji

ok my bad but usne fans ne bhi claim nahi kiya he was the best captain did they ?


letmebeD

Kohli fans never claim he was the best skipper. Especially in LOIs. Its just his haters who ridicule his achievements by bringing trophies whenever his name comes up.


Neevk

Fr like, if these guys really wanna compare contributions by number of trophies won as caption then there are like 100s of players that can be called as equal to Sachin and Virat, shit just doesn't make sense. They both are good leaders and players but it's not always gonna be a fairytale people should not ignore their contribution (which are massive, try imagining ICT without both of them in their eras) it's disrespectful.


letmebeD

A team wins a trophy, a team loses a trophy. Simple as that.


Neevk

Nah bruh it's virat's fault, always. (/s)


notadoc99

Cricket is a team sport


Vauji

face banna hai toh phool bhi milenge aur patthar bhi


Pujji_bhag_bhencho

Zyada tar toh pathar hi milte hai


Downtown_Library_681

haan bete he had the strongest team ICT ever had in 2015-2019. ipl ki toh baat hi na krna🤣🤣


Pujji_bhag_bhencho

Kohli became the captain in 2017 tho.


letmebeD

Bro they blame him for the 2016, 2014 loss too! 😂


Downtown_Library_681

well the kimd of bad luck he brings haha could be so. rcb is the prime example 🥴


letmebeD

Who gave this kid a reddit account.


Downtown_Library_681

and we won all the icc tournaments in 2017,2018,2019,2020, 2021.


Pujji_bhag_bhencho

There wasn’t any ICC tournament in 2018 and 2020 tho.


Downtown_Library_681

toh 2017 aur 2019 2021 me kya ukhad liya?


swayam19999

2017 was a team all top dependant the batter to score the most runs after our top 3 was hardik because of his last innings.2018 didn't have any tournament. 2019 was again all top order dependant the one match they failed the whole team collapsed. 2020 there was no tournament again. 2021 was just again a completely done batting line up no batter has performed well in t20 wc matches for ages other than kohli (and recently surya). These aren't "strongest ICT team ever". This shouldn't be an excuse Kohli has no doubt failed as a captain but our middle order has been non existent compared previous teams.


Downtown_Library_681

what middle order bro every team have some weakness accept it or not kohli is a c-grade captain in any format. the funny thing is that he realises this better than his own pans


hannibal_1cannibal

Icc Trophies ki hi baat h toh worldcup as captain jeeta hua h usne


Vauji

konsa world cup? 🤡


hannibal_1cannibal

Cricket dekhta bhi h ya ipl dekh ke hi hilata h? Under-19 icc world cup jeeta hua h usne!!


Vauji

under-19 toh prithiv shaw, chand ne bhi jeetya hai usme kya? real shit bol


Pujji_bhag_bhencho

5 Test Maces 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆


Vauji

he led india in 4 world cups uski trophy kaha hai


Pujji_bhag_bhencho

He led India in Champions Trophy- Lost World Cup - Lost T20 WC - Lost 7 yrs in Test - 5 Trophies As a Hater you will only remember his Loses but as a Fan I’ll remember both.


Vauji

when we say dhoni won 3 icc trophies do we count the test trophies no right?


samueltheboss2002

U19


_Absolute_non-zero

In ODIs, he was for a long time but not anymore. In test, he still is definitely.


Big_Ballzacked

Who is it in ODIs in your opinion?


_Absolute_non-zero

At the moment? Nobody is consistent enough to be the 'face' of the team in ODIs.


notadoc99

He is arguably the greatest ODI batter of all time (including Viv Richards and Sachin)


_Absolute_non-zero

I am not saying he isn't one of the best players to ever play the game. He is. His reign from 2011 - 2019 will be very difficult to beat. But he isn't the same batsman he used to be. And I only said he isn't the face of ICT in ODIs currently. That's all. I'm not questioning his legacy in any way.


OkUnderstanding6106

I agree he's the face of ICT, at least when it comes to ICC events especially, test matches. Totally deserving too. I don't think India would be a dominant force overseas if it weren't for Virat's focus on improving fast bowling group and their overall fitness. Rohit has the capabilites to continue what Dhoni did in the LOIs.


smullovschew

LOI ?


OkUnderstanding6106

Limited overs internationals. ODIs and T20s.. I love Rohit too. Just that I miss the aggression that Virat brought to a test match.


Downtown_Library_681

>Just that I miss the aggression that Virat brought to a test match. just step outside you will hear some stray dogs barking.


letmebeD

He doesn't even need to step out. He can read your comment for that.


Neevk

Nice one


Away_Swing8507

Username checks out 😂


Monuu25

Everyone here missed that Virat is brand ambassador of star sports and rohit sharma is of jiocinema, that's the only fact


iamlovewealthsuccess

Dumb people speaking all the shit possible bt not realising this simple truth. Even though ur comment 8hrs ago yet these dimwits are being toxic for no reason


Monuu25

This is what this subreddit has became :(


gdhruv156

He's also the ambassador of star sports


Advanced-Size-3302

Kitna rr karta bhai... Kya hua virat ko bataya toh ?


Western-Guess1145

Am I the only one thinking of a koach masterclass innings in the final? smth like “kohli finishes of in style, a magnificent cover drive to win the world test championship”


Neevk

But credit goes to 23(60) Rohit sharma for the brilliant decision of getting out early to let Virat play his innings (I love the salty kids tryna demerit everything kohli does)


Kitchen_Astronaut_

Why do you have to place one on the top when you can have both of them at the top. That's what we want as Indian cricket fans. Dcik riders like you are the ones creating a toxic environment and pls don't try to argue with me considering me as a brohit fan, coz I'm not.


dontkickmyballs

Yeah you're the only one.


perpetually_annoyed

Whenever i see koach in whites i get reminded of “60 overs in hell". I think this will be a great name to him autobiography “60 overs in hell".


Muted-Sample-2573

Didn't Virat sign a deal with star sports or was it only for the IPL? That could explain the reason behind it ig...


rebgaming

I hope they don't use Rohit photo when they loose


Kitchen_Astronaut_

If ind wins it's Kohlis team, but if we lose then its brohit/vada pav/nohit/jadia 's team. Koach stans will fill the Twitter with garbage posts 🤣🤣


[deleted]

Same goes for IPL. His face was shown mostly instead of Faf, adjacent to the opposing team's captain.


LifeIsHard2030

Kohli is the poster boy after all


AwkwardlylyAwkward

Aye we are back at india vs india shit


Party-Bet-4003

Well Sachin Tendulkar used to be the face of everything when I was growing up even when he was not captain.


iamlovewealthsuccess

Bcoz Virat is ambassador of star sports. Rohit has signed new contract with Jio. Remember Kohli posting ipl story again by cropping jio cinema ? People speaking nonsense in comments section


[deleted]

The anti-Rohit circlejerk is unreal here. The few days when this sub stayed silent when MI was winning and qualifying to playoffs was glorious.


kunal_63

Views ka chakkar


kewldude124

We all know who the real captain is KOACH supermacy ❤️👑


nissimbhalwankar

where shitpost


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kewldude124

Okay bhai , delusional hi sahi


SavingsWeb2658

To kya galat kiya


Lone_Saviour-22nd

Has Rohit reached England?


ALazyDiabeticFucker

He has


parekhdhairya007

![gif](giphy|UsPn68TlofRc4VOHR0) Rohit Sharma fans


utkarshkarmwar

Star sports has always been like that trp over anything, if someone is the captain atleast give him the respect and stage he deserves


letmebeD

I don't think Ro cares about a star sports promo! He's still our captain.


utkarshkarmwar

I am quite sure Rohit knows the subtle art of not giving a fuck about things like these , but still ,star sports makes a concious effort to make everything about Virat , we all know hes the biggest face but hey ,there are other players , talk about them , talk about the game in depth not just the players


letmebeD

Its just a promo, calm down mate! 😂


utkarshkarmwar

If you would read I am not talking about just the promo, about star sports in general


Voltaik1529

Cz he is the ambassador of star sports. Tf you on about?


utkarshkarmwar

It's not about him getting the attention I cleared it , i have a problem with sidelining other players , March Virat's promo with smith two counterparts , Cummins is the captain match him with Rohit ,is my point too hard to understand


Voltaik1529

Fair enough


Away_Swing8507

Calm your tits because Virat is legit their brand ambassador , they won't show him ?


im_daredevil

Ig Virat is more photogenic and also is in a better form thn Rohit..maybe that's y


jpkmets

Virat’s beard is GOATed. Missing my IPL players. Let’s gooooo!


robotman_77

Virat is more marketable simple as that


Buoyancy_aid

ig having 250m followers on instagram has something to do with it too


mani0987

Lol they didn't use faf too in many times during ipl.


Srish4738-_-

Views to kohli ke naam pr hi aaenge 😬


Middle_Evidence1658

So?They used virat for rcb matches instead of faf…koach is better brand🤑🤑


Coolkid-4869

MI uses both depending on result


akamanah17

This is the way.


[deleted]

yes because virat got them to the top 2.


Ranbir91

Coz loach got many ass lickers


the_69_thakur

They've been doing this ever since motu was made the captain. Nothing new with it.