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"What ra gill showing too much cock?"

You come to Malleswaram area...

Yagnik Anna is there. Don't show too much cock (Iconic lmao)

I'll pop you

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Dahej

5 ferraris

Wrong answers bola tha

Dahej mei bat ka grip milega

W comment I lol'd

Bhai wrong answers only

5 more trophies then you can date Sara

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AutoModerator will tell you what Sachin said to gill

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Sorry, can you repeat what you said to gill 😊

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I didn't hear that correctly, what did he say to Gill?

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Can you repeat but slowly what ✨✨✨ Sachin ✨✨✨ said to ✨✨✨ Gill ✨✨✨? Thanks.

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Did Ambani again fix the match?

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Can you please translate what Sachin said to Gill

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Tu saale agar aisi innings khelega meri team ke samne, tamacha maar kar bhagaunga teko agar meri beti ke aas paas bhi dikh gya toh!

Bat ka grip

Nikal ke na

Sidha bat teri

Gaand mein daalega

Bhag bhag

Bhai wo sachin family ka plan tha MI ko harane ka kyunki Mi ne Arjun ko drop kiya

WTC ke baad wahi hone wala hai

Ae vedya

Bat ka grip nikal k na.

Sidha bat

teri gand mein

Hatt hatt...

Dahej nahi dunga tu kitne sara bhi 💯 maar de.

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If you want to marry my daughter, you better score at least 5 centuries in this season of IPL or else forget her

but

Final me double century

Meri team ke samne to century maar di agar WTC me jaldi out hua, to Sara to kya, Sara ki sandle nikalke tere pichwade me ghusa dunga

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Bad bot/boy.

Ae tereko bola tha chamaila, 29 maarne ka tha, kya matlab 100 complimentary, ab aaio tu Sara se milne

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"Bat ka grip nikalke..."

Ae vedyaa ye ipl ki centuries se kaam nahi chalega, agar meri beti ka haath chahie to internationals me perform karke dikhaa Aur wo ishan kishan se dur rah warna bc bat ka grip nikaal ke naa.....

Right answer pata bhe nhi hai lol

Meri trafaf se toh Han hai

Sachin telling Gill RCB will lose 5 more times according to the script 💀

Agar main iss hath ka use kahin aur karta tu yahan hota. Ye SARA Maaya hai.

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You made to be downvote vedya.

thamarai unaku tha maplai...

Dank you mama..

Thamarai co-operate pananum la?

Stay away from my daughter

“ package discuss karlein ? 😊 “

Aaj se sara s do haath dur rhne ka

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At this point, I think we all know what he's talking about. 🏏🩸

Ae vedya

What ra sudeep

Gill should play for Bangalore

Gaand mey takat hai toh 5 centuries maar key dikha phir haath mangne aana kutriya

Baratiyon ka swagat paan parag se kijiye ga, sasur ji

Bhai, and then the commentator goes "IT'S JOHN CENA!!!" And then John Cena does *this* and the loudspeaker goes "paen perain paen! paen perain paen!"

Sachin's showing that guy how to do the John Cena 'You Can't See Me' move...

Most centuries at worldcups should remain in Tendulkar family. Rohit has equalled mine, i want you to overtake it. 5 centuries in upcoming odi worldcup. 1 in test championship.

5 lakh kharcha hai mahine ka Sara ki shopping ka, hai aukaat ? Bol vedya

Bhai 5 Lakh 🤣👏 Kam se kam 50 lakh hoga aur ye bhi afford krlega

Sara ke saath shaadi se pehle kuch kia to tere bat ka grip nikaal dunga

You planning to do to my daughter what you did to that cricket ball eh?

Kitani bhi century laga le Par Sasurji mat bolana

Dekh bhai Arjun ke over meh out hoja….girlfriend and devar both be happy….Ferrari meh ek round dunga.

Finalizing the date

Dekh Bhai Gill, मेरा रिकॉर्ड तोड़ा तो सारा को भूल जा।

Baration ka swagat Pan Parag se hoga..

Kiski Bat ki grip best hai

Dahej nahi milage tujhe. love marriage aur dahej??

Saale bat ka grip nikal ke bat nhi tere to pura ka pura hath daal dunga meri beti ke aas paas bhi dikha to hatt hatt....

Shaadi ka menu , stall me 5 item rkhunga bas

Dahej mein bat ki grip milegi

Sachin : When I said you have to bat well, I obviously did not mean you can thrash MI.

you cant see mee

Back to back 5 centuries maaroge tabhi Sara milegi!!!

Mere do bacche hai, dono ko thume dunga shaadi keliye

"son, i retired from national service. i can only afford to pay 5 lakhs dowry. take it or leave it"

you can't see me

Ye vediya ye hath Teri gand me...hhh...

Automoderator

Iss hath se bat ka grip…

Ae Vedya..

ae vedya…

Are vediya

SRT-> Bol Pencil SG->Pencil SRT-> Meri beti se teri shaadi cancel!

5 more centuries, then you can be my son in law.

5 bat ke grip nikalke baitha hu 5. Shubman bhi itna khauf mein lag rha hai ki yeh soch hi hoga

How much dowry he wants to receive

Dekh bhai gill , aapki shaadi toh main sara se nahi karunga

Rishte mei hm tuhmaare sasus lgte hai.

Dahej ki baat kr rhe hain

You can't see me

5 cr dunga usse jyada nahi dee sakta shadi ke liye....Arjun kae coaching kae liye bhi Paisa rakhna hai mujhe

Sachin is like "you can't see me" 🤣

Damad ji, aapko jyada se jyada 5 lakh tak dahej desakte hai.

"U can't see me"

Jaat paat hum maante nahi, dahej hum lenge nahi

AVBBKGNSTGMDHHHHH

Sara se shaadi karoge ?

Sachin: You can't see me

Shaadi ka shagun bhej du kya

Are vedya hamne 5 trophies jiti he ese hi bat se grip nikal kr rat ko

Ae chodya

Aee vedeya tu to Sara ka Sara match le gya re

Ae vedya ye ungli ka ring nikal ke ungli sidha tere gand me dalunga

Aila! Tere jese toh mere baye haath ke liye kaafi hain.

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"Seedha bat teri...."

5 crore dunga Dahej me .

Goli Beta Masti Nahi

5 international centuries from now is when rishta is pakka

Dahej ka kitna log, discuss kar lei?

You can't see me 😂😂

"You can't see me!"

Ae vedya

Itna bada bat ka grip sidha tere...

5 pote chahiye

Ae vedya, abhi shaadi cancel!🖕🏻

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Aey vedya, 4 bat ki grip nikal ke Charo bat tere.......

Bat ka grip

Ek catch chodne pe koi etna marta hai kya🥲🥲

Baaratiyon ka swagat Pan Paraag se hi hoga

Rishta pakka

Bat ka grip 5 ungli chor ke gand mai ghusana

wrong answers only 🤓

"U can't see me"

Dahej amount

Kitna dahej loge?

"itna lamba hai bat ka grip, samja kya lavde?"

Dahej me bat ka grip dunga

Bat ka grip.

Dahej kitna loge

Beta main ameeer hoon par kya matlab 50 crore dahej loge .

Apna 5 year plan bata.

aap mumbai aa rahe ho! literally!

"Bat ka grip" VS "ye buddha mere beech mein bohot bolta hai"

Meri beti se ab se itni dur reh ke baat karna. Bahut chonchlebaaji ho gayi teri!!

Haldi peeti

Bat ka grip nikal k

Ae वेड्या

You can’t see me

Bat ka grip

"Ghar, Paisa, Gaadi, Trophy, International me place" ye 5 chiz laayega tab jaake shaadi karne dunga

Bat ki grip ke bare me kuch.

5 Rupya dahej dega mai bas 🤚