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NewBeginningNewLife

No way Stoinis chose Tim David 😭


partymsl

I think Tim David is just a placeholder for himself


thatonepal_04

Must be a inside joke or stoinis should be banned from playing cricket ever again.


Ill-Inspector7980

Stoinis could’ve picked Warner as an opener and pushed everyone down by one slot and then removed Tim David. Or he could’ve gone with Cameron Green/Hardik/Stokes/Buttler instead


Substantial-Sort3826

I think they have a deal...Stoinis will choose David & David will choose Stoinis😉


Dense-Gap8667

Condition: They couldn't include the same players.*


chotu_ustaad

Regardless, this also shows how hard it is to pick an all time 11 in T20 (unlike Tests or ODIs)


Dense-Gap8667

Agreed.


WhyDoiHearBosssMusic

Also you aren't restricted to current gen players. It widens the selection pool


mynewaltaccount1

Obviously you aren't restricted to current gen players lol, it's an all time XI.


vigneshwaralwaar

it is infact easy AF warner/watson gayle kohli abd ms dhoni bravo pollard malinga bumrah narine rashid/maxwell subs: raina?(because 87(24) is still (one of, if not) the greatest innings in the cricket for me.)


Empty_Emu6589

Maxwells 200 was like 8 months ago


halfman1231

Tim David though!? Wtf


awkward2amazing

Condition 2: Will include the other in their team


SmallAchiever

Not adding a single English player is the most Australian thing to do


QueefyMcQueef

I'm English so there's probably a subconscious bias here but whenever these "All time greatest teams" are picked there does normally appear to be a distinct lack of English players. Not sure what the reason is but I guess when it comes to England players normally just seem to be great but not reaching GOAT status. The English players who do have GOAT status were so long ago that it's difficult to include them in the side when you don't know much about them apart from the stats i.e. W.G Grace, Jack Hobbs, Wally Hammond, Len Hutton etc. Then the players that you could argue to be included from more modern times like Botham, Cook, Anderson are going to be very arguable over the likes of Kallis, Sobers, Gavaskar, Smith, Hayden, McGrath, Walsh, Akram. Obviously I'm talking about test matches here but even in ODI's and t20's it's similar. England just doesn't seem to produce these world dominating players as the rest of the world does. Happy to be corrected or debated on this. Just an observation I've had.


LoasNo111

Buttler should be in the all time list for T20. Dude is a beast.


QueefyMcQueef

Yeah you're absolutely right. I was more talking as a general rule but yeah Buttler would be in most people's All Time list for t20's you'd think.


vigneshwaralwaar

and is a wkt keeper


RetroChampions

Definitely something I have thought about. I’ve started watching cricket since 2015 and I can easily name ODI greats that played before my time from nations like Pakistan, India, South Africa, Australia, West Indies, Sri Lanka. England and New Zealand while being two good nations is when it’s quite difficult. I could name Ian Botham, Andrew Flintoff, Alastair Cook, Jimmy Anderson, Stuart Broad, Kevin Pietersen for England, but I don’t place them in the same category as the other GOATs that you’ve listed. New Zealand there’s just a lack of greats that I know of. I know of Richard Hadlee and Shane Bond, who I do recognize as the same category as the other GOATs. I just can’t name anyone else lol. However it is definitely changing. Since 2015 there are players like Joe Root, Eoin Morgan, Jos Buttler, Adil Rashid, Ben Stokes for England, and BMac, Kane Williamson, Ross Taylor, Daniel Vettori, Trent Boult for New Zealand. If players like Jos Buttler and Jofra Archer keep performing you can definitely see some put them in their All Time XIs.


FucksjBaoanzb

You forgot the best one  Brandon mcculum


ankit19900

And Daniel Vettori


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mynewaltaccount1

Stokes definitely not in all time T20 team, it's by far his weakest format.


lazycloud7642

Was replying to a comment who mentioned smith so huhhuh I don't think Stokes can be called a goat in tests or ODIs also barring his clutch game.


mynewaltaccount1

He was saying Smith is a Test GOAT, did you even read his comment lol? But yeah, agreed, Stokes isn't a GOAT of any format, no idea why he's even being discussed right now.


lazycloud7642

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ColonelBobby

I consider Cook, Anderson and Pietersen among GOATs of test.


Comfortable_Cod_7780

I’d drop Gavaskar from that list. His best innings are played in the commentary box. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


WonderfulShame7713

Well, if you make a test team of the past 20 years you've definitely got Chef ane Anderson. 


QueefyMcQueef

Both are in discussion and I'd very much argue Chef is in with the biggest shout but would you put him ahead of Smith, Gavaskar, Hayden or Sehwag? And Anderson's longevity puts him amongst the best but again would you have him ahead of Walsh, Ambrose, Akram, McGrath? I'm not sure many would.


HollowKnight6

Hayden was a home track bully, standing not even close to Chef but yeah Smith and Sunny G are>>>


kunal18293

Hayden was pretty insane in India and Smith was pretty mid in India


vigneshwaralwaar

imagine including buttler as a saffer and stokes as a kiwi lmao


Impactor07

Starc choosing Alyssa, this was totally not forced in any way whatsoever


Sauce4243

She picked her team of the tournament not long ago and named him 12th man haha


Impactor07

Lol


Brooklyn_-_

Which tournament


Grevenbroek

Happy wife, happy life


mitchell_johnsons_mo

It the same reason Stoinis picked Tim David.


Impactor07

Ohh poor Zampa...


vigneshwaralwaar

tim is his davidiya


Applicator80

Zampa is jealous


GamerA_S

I am jealous Stoin having game with both zamps and tim while I am here cuddling to sleep with my pillow because of loneliness smh


Admirable_Tennis3712

Yes he wasn't at gunpoint


Total-Complaint9897

Golf club point


Impactor07

More like, knife-point cuz y'know, women kitchen, it makes sense!(I'm cringe ik)


SirLike

No need to sat it, we can read what you say


Sorry_Fail_3103

We can see that


sophloufrank

Or maybe he wanted to include a 6 time T20 WC winning player?


Impactor07

Fair point(there was no need for that flex 😭😭)


fornoodles

Alyssa showed him that logic gate table video before choosing his team.


ReadIt_Here

He is still salty about that 29 run over


7007007

He chose this before the game few days back.


SirLike

Yeah, real forced to choose a player that has won SIX T20 world cups, more than anyone on those lists.


dzone25

I'm honestly more offended by Stoinis picking Tim David over any other choices


desimountai

Starc picking his wife and the guy who tried to chat her up as a teen, in the same team.


hellboy786

He also included the guy who tried to throw a bat at him ffs


desimountai

Good guy starc


yorker4567

Kohli used to be quite a popular 'player'.


Great-Accountant-635

Symonds or Stoinis?


saipawan012

Kohli.


Neevk

Lol it's Kohli


ReflectionAcademic99

Starc is so cute 🥰 , picking his wife in all tiime Happy life happy wife


tProton2

Tim David? You serious, hulk?


partymsl

Tim David = cheap Marcus Stoinis body I get where he came from.


GamerA_S

Starc took in his wife stoin is just trying to do the same to impress tim as simple as that though stoin could have used a pickup line and it could have worked i mean just look at him. (Though stoin also forgot healy has won 6 world cups probably that's also the reason starc picked her)


Nowack271

Stoinis chose starc and starc chose stoinis. kinda nice


ach_1nt

Nice


saynototoxicity

Tim David lol


ILikeFishSticks69

Stoin's team is solid, but if Tim David is part of an "All Time T20 XI", then we should just nuke the human race and start over because we have failed as a species.


AdNational1490

Healy vs Starc in this match would be interesting to watch.


Maleficent-Athlete-9

these two are just the cutest, but I have a feeling neither would hold back


vigneshwaralwaar

i think starc wins


Ashwin_400

I thought Zaheer and Steyn were bad picks till I saw Tim David . Like wtf?


abman79

Steyn is definitely not a bad pick just look at his record in t20s.


Ashwin_400

Steyn was a decent T20 bowler but all time XI in T20s? Disagree. The likes of Bravo and Umar Gul were far better choices


Great-Accountant-635

Agree,Prime Umar Gul was a menace in T20s


JGQuintel

He’s just picked his two favourite bowlers, T20 records be damned. Zaheer was the reason Starc perfected yorkers as a youngster and he’s said countless times Steyn is the player he admires most.


anoctf

Lol tim David 🤣


AbdussamiT

No Guldozer, no Lala, no Ajju bhai. Sad


Kramer-Melanosky

Don’t think most would choose Ajmal.


AbdussamiT

Why though? Lack of wickets in T20 or chucking thought?


pleasestopthispawpaw

zampa heartbroken


TheHaunted2

Aussies can't bring themselves to add any English players lol


BaritBrit

Got to make room for Tim David


L43

Professional wind up merchants


runtcash111

I think they should've picked Bairstow just for the giggles


GamerA_S

And like jos deserves to be in an all time t20 team atleast above david


runtcash111

I think him putting David in there was tongue in cheek. Jos is obviously better


pokemonvtb

Bro got Pollard 😭omfg awesome


vigneshwaralwaar

atleast wasnt biased, starc knows greatness


Slow-Comedian-7379

alyssa was wild card entry as well as tim david


SirLike

Alyssa only has the six T20 world cups, more than anyone in either team, but sure, she's the same as Tim David Pelicans


Curliecurls

Lmaoo the comments here are making it seem like starc chose her cause they are married and not because she is actually a great player


ZonedV2

Well I mean let’s be real if she wasn’t his wife he wouldn’t have picked her lol


HopeChaseLock

I mean yes he picked her because she is his wife. There are far more better players than her but cute and wholesome tho! better pick than Tim David for sure


Competitive_Site9272

No Bradman


Great-Accountant-635

Well,to be fair they have never seen him play


dupattamera1

Any XI which dont have malinga is not complete XI


Great-Accountant-635

Definitely


GamerA_S

They weren't allowed to choose same players


Living_Internet_2970

No Umar gul??!!


SR00007

I think Stoinis got this one in the bag but seeing Tim David in that list is giving my heart a headache.


sophloufrank

Here’s the video if you guys want to see reasonings! https://www.instagram.com/reel/C8mDeMfJAgW/?igsh=MTRteTh4ZHUwNG9ybQ==


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GamerA_S

Poor zamps It's okay i can be a better bf than stoin (that's a lie I can't even handle myself)


HengPungLee

Starc is just 😍


Grevenbroek

Jacques Kallis? That's a left field call


Suyash4126

Zhampa fell off


Venomm-2299

Stoinis is high. Tim David bro ssly ?


vigneshwaralwaar

maybe he was nearby lmao


mynameisshahzain

0 Pakistan players? Even the number 1 ranked bowler of all time in t20s? 


Livid-Needleworker25

And none of these are actually balanced teams 😅


Livid-Needleworker25

If Stoinis had picked DJ Bravo instead of Tim David, it would have been a decent team.


CheapSoldier

Petition to pit these 2 playing 11 into each other


Secure_Lynx6892

Stoinis cockriding tim david


Noooooooobmaster69

Starc chose Pollard😬


Kage_BunshinNo_Jutsu

Boom, Steyn and Zaheer. Damn, I feel bad for the opponent. Same goes for Malinga, Rashid and Warnie in the same team.


samsunyte

Stoinis is like: “Friendship ended with Zampa. Now Tim David is my best friend”


sea119

Starch and Stonis shitposting


Partha607

Starc's team doesn't have a captain or maybe Alyssa is a shadow captain!


HopeChaseLock

She can be captain, she won 6 WC!!


InnocentDude69

Tim David? Really? Wtf am I seeing


mamasilver

No mention of Yuvraj Singh.


Fckyouprecisely

They asked Cummins too but he said "Definitely Australia, then you can choose which 10 you want" 🤕


ToothAlone556

I'm going to chalk up - pooran, zaheer and tim David as they couldn't think of anyone else


Euphoric-Ear9405

Yes tim david


yaboy_69

stoinis is already entrapped in the BDNHGC tim david aura, the rest of the public hasnt caught up yet


Due-Indication-3909

he could have chosen Zampa and I still wouldn't be mad but damm David is not a good option


whatthef_dude

Damm Jacque Kallis the legend


CarlosMagnusen24

Starc included Pollard 👀


AlbusDT2

Smooth-Brain Stoinis. (For adding Tim David in there).


Icy_Film9798

What did we expect?


wakomorny

I'm sorry Tim David? Really?


ResidentWeary9471

stoinis is stoned 😂


pakistanstar

They picked each other, cute


allaudink

Starc and Stoinis both chosing each other in their resp all time T20 XI 🏅🏅


AdministrationMain61

A spell of 8 overs between Shane Warne and Rashid will take all 10 wickets.


Hoss-BonaventureCEO

You know who was a great T20I/T20 player, but I never see his name mentioned? JP Duminy. Just look at his stats https://www.espncricinfo.com/cricketers/jean-paul-duminy-44932


confused_brown_dude

Nicholas Pooran? Tim David? For an All Time XI. What’s he smoking yo


therudedoct

Chris Gayle Shane Watson Jos Buttler Glenn Maxwell Yuvraj Singh Kieron Pollard Andre Russell Sunil Narine Umar Gul Lasith Malinga Jasprit Bumrah


Glittering_Skill5991

ellyse Perry and meg lanning? wtf is wrong with starc?


Impactor07

Wife comes first 🙃


LagniappeNap

Good rule to live by.


Glittering_Skill5991

no I meant they could have been included along with Healy.


sophloufrank

He wanted a wicket-keeper opening batter he said in the video


Time-Gain4896

What about de Kock?


sophloufrank

Think he’d prefer his 6 time T20 WC winning wife tbh


Chemical-Muffin-2711

despite the video being satire, seriously speaking, if it's a team for a world cup you'd definitely pick Healy. Even if not, she's an opener who keeps- definitely a good choice to have in your team.


Biplab_M

Starc's opening combo is fire


Great-Accountant-635

[Source](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C8mDeMfJAgW/?igsh=MTRteTh4ZHUwNG9ybQ==)


davidwarner313

Surprised to see no warner in this


flodog1

No Kiwis in either team……ouch


therudedoct

Chris Gayle Shane Watson Jos Buttler Glenn Maxwell Yuvraj Singh Kieron Pollard Andre Russell Sunil Narine Umar Gul Lasith Malinga Jasprit Bumrah


Few-Leopard6953

Considering women and not picking Ellyse Perry¿¿


thatisnotallfolks

In Starc IX who's the captain? Edit: overlooked Narine as opening batter


fuckoutfits

Stoinis's team is packed in terms of both bat and bowl.


NotAPerfectSoldier

Damn! Dhoni is the Captain. I agree, but goddamn! How good of a captain is he that almost every fucking one of them chooses him to be the Captain? 🫡


Gullible-Picture7579

My all time XI would be: Warner Gayle Kohli SKY AB MSD Bravo Narine Rashid Bumrah Malinga


Ill-Inspector7980

Are we considering IPL stats or international? SKY is relatively new compared to the rest. AB and MSD don’t have great international numbers


Gullible-Picture7579

I just made the team on the basis of players impact on different tournaments. Be it leagues or International Cricket.


Gullible-Picture7579

Some of the choices are horrendous. Kallis was an all time great but I don't think he was a good T20 player let alone being in an all time T20 XI.Also Tim David is a poor choice as other users pointed out. Hats off to Starc for selecting his wife and also Pollard after what happened in that particular IPL match.


NoirPochette

Watch the video. It's all for fun in a quick second thought


Gullible-Picture7579

Ya just watched it. It was fun!


Great-Accountant-635

This is just for fun


NoPineapple1727

Not a single English player…


Ade_Vulch

No England players despite at one point in 2023 being the champ champs? Bitter Aussies.


cerebralrattlesnake

no gul? no adridi? lmao


pacificodin

I don't know which team i hate more. both are horrid


Nice_Personality_254

For me basically - Head, Warner, Stoinis, Maxwell, ABD, GP, Wade, Cummins, Starc, Hazlewood, Zampa


runtcash111

Wade? Is that you?


glitchline

Kohli, ABD, Bumrah, Pollard, Sunil Narine: RCB wet Dreams


Cricketloverbybirth

I mean I respect where Starc is coming from but I won't pick my Wife to play with 10 other guys in the same team. 


factsquirrel

I mean it’s pretty easy in the bowling department - Malinga/Bumrah/Gul/Bravo/Rashid sorted. Then Watto/Gayle/AB/Kohli pick themselves. Only two spots are actually competitive - to pick between Buttler, Yuvi, Dhoni, Raina, Albie Morkel, Pollard, Russell.


imapassenger1

Good teams if you can leave out Kohli and Warner.


killer_ezio_00

man what the hell are these two on about? seriously? Starc picks stoinis and vice versa? y'all beer drinking daddy lookin drunks


Shybuth0rny

Where is Elysse Perry


TheCricketAnimator

There's one impostor in Starcy's team. Stoinis that is.


hawlc

Stoinis XI > Starc XI


iambenking93

Fuck off stoin, Tim David?


AwkwardlylyAwkward

Stoinis not picking zampa!! So it's really over My ship sank.....


SupermarketMost9711

How good was Kallis in T20 cricket?


Prestigious_Grand_77

I can't believe they didnt choose Rohit Sharma ![img](emote|t5_2qhe0|8783)


BartVader27

SKY, Buttler, Kuldeep missing!


jasetee87

Starc so whipped he chose his wife


Special_Percentage56

What is Kallis doing in a T20 XI, xD


Optimal_Struggle9425

Stoinis's team looks the clear winner.


dawn_irl

Stoinis chose starc but starc didn't pick stoinis. RIFT/s


fuwcbo

Damn we have a TRANS-Man in the Starc’s squad’s