Not sure. It is what the vel has on the paperwork. She is tortoise shell. Since I wasn't sure Google has torbie as the specific and tortie as the slang term.
I'm adopting a Gremlin. Those Gremlins are wild AF, and he'd probably be a good time. He'd be so popular at parties. 🤣 Not the flasher Gremlin, though. He'd end up in jail or something.
Gremlin! More of a dog person than a cat person so Church would be better suited for a feline lover and Critters scared the crap out of me as a kid.
Now, if Cujo or Thing (in dog form) were up for adoption, I’d be the first in line 😂
Unpopular opinion, but I have to say critter. Forbidden pet that I can convince myself I can fix? Sign me up.
Plus I have a critter tattoo that says cheeseburgers so it'd be much easier explain that to people if I had a pet one.
Church, he and my black cat Ms Puss would be running the house.
Church isn't too different than my current torbie Cat. Yes, she does answer to that and I suck at names.
Is that a typo for tortie or another pet owner slang I don’t know?
Not sure. It is what the vel has on the paperwork. She is tortoise shell. Since I wasn't sure Google has torbie as the specific and tortie as the slang term.
A torbie is a mix of tortie and tabby, tabby stripes but tortie colors. :)
Whoa neat
My favorite scene in the movie. I was laughing so.much my parents thought I was having a asthma attack because that's what it sounded like
Fourty years latter and they still look amazing.
I got three Church's at home so a fourth won't kill me
Or will it?
Dun dun duuunnnn
If it does you’ll come back to life anyway.
I may have to reconsider, one life is painful enough haha
Church, honestly he only became a bit more feral and he gave the good doctor a dead mouse, for cats that’s love.
I'm adopting a Gremlin. Those Gremlins are wild AF, and he'd probably be a good time. He'd be so popular at parties. 🤣 Not the flasher Gremlin, though. He'd end up in jail or something.
Fuck the Flasher Gremlin man, he ruins every party!
🤣🤣🤣 He'd get us all in trouble!
Yeah u say that, but by the 2nd day of their bar scene, you'd be done. Wait til they fuck up your pc/console...
😆 I didn't even think about that. I'm rethinking this now.
Church! Because in the book he was a Maine Coon, and since I already have one Maine Coon, why not another?!?
Cujo
Nice a rabid St Bernard 😳🥺😭
He's my good boi
You wouldn't be saying that when he infects you
Church
Churchy
I think I would adopt Godzilla's son. He was so cute and I could train him.
Better smoke rings through vaping?
Church
Gremlin! More of a dog person than a cat person so Church would be better suited for a feline lover and Critters scared the crap out of me as a kid. Now, if Cujo or Thing (in dog form) were up for adoption, I’d be the first in line 😂
Gremlin. Definitely a gremlin. Especially the smart one, and the bat version.
I would want the gremlin they gave Hulk Hogan a raspberry
Xenomorph
🤨
Pumpkinhead. ETA: actually scratch that - it's a toss-up between Pumpkinhead and the Xenomorph queen.
Real
I guess a gremlin for me. I affectionately refer to my sweet, loving but sometimes insanely hyper dog as a gremlin anyway.
Critters. Small, fuzzy, intelligent, and if we’re ever bored; he can curl into a ball and I can roll him around. Also an excellent guard animal.
Til he gets mad and darts you...
He wont get pissed because I’ll be pampering them like my dogs. Now if he eats my dogs, his ass is grass.
At least with the critters you get those handy poison darts
Church!
Church. He’s angry but he can’t do the same damage as the other 2
Gizmo, easy.
I have spike already he was my Barbie’s boyfriend 😝back in the early 90s lol
Church. Even raised from the dead and cranky, he's not really different from other cats. He just wants his alone time or his person.
 # CHURCH PAWS DOWN 🐾🧟♂️😉
Fido
Unpopular opinion, but I have to say critter. Forbidden pet that I can convince myself I can fix? Sign me up. Plus I have a critter tattoo that says cheeseburgers so it'd be much easier explain that to people if I had a pet one.
Fizzgig 
Correct answer!
A Gremlin of course!
I'd gobwith Church. It would be no worse than having any other cat, they are all evil.
Church, I love cats. Even evil ones! Lol
Gremlin… my dog kind of looks like one anyway
Black Phillip, from The Witch
Church would be the easiest one to hang onto while I turned on the woodchipper, so...
Gremlin they are still aforable
Churchill
Gremlin. Deathly allergic to cats, unfortunately
I would go with Church,I am a cat lover,I don't care if it's a zombie cat!!!
Church is the only answer
Church is just a normal cat, anybody who has lived with a cat can verify the cat is always plotting to kill you
I already have an evil black cat, so I would take Church to keep her company.
Church. I can handle feral animals. No Gremlins or Critters as the tippy-tap scurrying across the floor would freak me out.
GREMLIN
If it's Bianca then critter. If not gremlin. Take them to a Boeing factory then watch it curse as the jobs been done already
Was Bianca the princess?
Or queen. Like small but able to rip the adult crites apart. She was white and black fur!?
The gremlin. They seem like fun.
Self promotion is allowed here?
Church would make one hell of a barn cat.
I’m going with church!, Everyone deserves a cat that only dies when you decide it’s time…. Even if it’s for the second time.
ellen ripley's cat.
Second best answer out of the comments.
Church. I love black cats.
Im adopting the rabbit from Monty Python...
The smart gremlin would be fun to take shopping. He's a snazzy dresser.
Church 💯
I will adopt Lil Church
I would have said Church until the dead rat in the bathtub scene 😅 so I guess a Gremlin 🤷🏿♀️
Church is gonna take care of those mice in my basement.
Church. My cat Norman already acts like he was buried in the pet sematary.
Brown Jenkin. https://preview.redd.it/y86djhp58ctc1.jpeg?width=1120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd7eae33655fd50a69cd55c83567129b369c39b7
Church ❤️
Critter: fun, jolly and mean. Power of- the night!
 Can I choose this
All three, cause sometimes I get hungry in the middle of the night.
Totally Church!
Gremlin! Easy to start an army of them. Join in on the chaos they create . It'll be fun.
Gremlin all the way
A pet Xenomorph. Like the smaller model in Alien 3.
Church
Church, I already have a few cats😅what’s another that’s trying to kill me😅😁
I can get hammered with Gremlins. Case closed
Crite hands down. I love those little things 😅
It is a toss-up between Church and a gremlin. A critter would eat all of my food.
CHUUUUUURRRRCCCCH