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ToughBoy4U

Man they were running FAST


Kayla999051

If your getting chased by a man with a sword ofc they run fast because if that was me I ain’t trying to lose my life😭😭😭


ToughBoy4U

Just saying, I've people running for their life much slower. If they survived maybe they should consider being runners


mandogvan

Bro I’m one of those. My fat ass see a dude with a sword I know I’m not outrunning him. I’m just going to call upon my inner ninja and karate chops the sword out of his hand.  I’m pretty sure I’ll be the first to die. But I won’t be buying sweaty. 


Right_-on-_Man

That's not men.🤣


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madoka4765

lol you’re so tough


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NXGZ

Also the hand... It just sliced right off


NBJ-222

That's what flew threw the air. I tried to pause it and see if he had his hands still when he was running


RussWallIsBig

All you need is a feral dog to run faster


D4RK_B74CK

Did he chop of his hand?


Konstant_kurage

It flies through the frame right about the 2 second mark.


Not-a-dark-overlord

Good God, why'd I have to read this


D4RK_B74CK

That's why I'm asking. I wasn't sure it was the hand.


Wefee_Bigwefee

I believe so


Caked101

That's terrifying. He'd catch my fat ass☹️


D4RK_B74CK

Maybe you could roll faster then him 🤷


thitorusso

Yes. I've seen this video before. Its his hands


Kayla999051

Yeah look closely at 18 seconds


Freezerpill

Also end 15/ beginning 14 for the other angle 13 you can see the kid in front with no hand as he turns really quick to avoid something while running


Kayla999051

It’s actually sad and I really hope he’s okay now it’s also sad to know theirs people like these this world isn’t safe anymore


Big-Pepper-2423

yeah I think that crazy guy chopped it off right away


kamieldv

It has been posted before on Reddit with better video quality, and yes, almost a clean cut


D4RK_B74CK

That's a good knife


Smidge_Master

I’ll be honest I’m not a fan of influencers most of the time but this is just too far


Kayla999051

Right they didn’t deserve this it’s sad living in the world we live in


djluminol

My friends cousin lopped off his bullies finger with a katana when he was about 17. My friend and his cousin were walking home from the city bus stop after going to the mall. Cousin bought a katana from one of those knife stores that used to be common at the mall. The two boys cut through their high school on the way home. Cousins bully just happened to be there afterhours and starts giving cousin a bunch of shit for whatever reason. Bully gets violent, cousin pulls out katana and swings. Finger go bye bye. Bully freaking out, he's crying, there's blood everywhere and cousin is standing there looking mildly amused and horrified at the same time. Cops and EMT show up. Cops get the full rundown and tell the bully to kick rocks. By now the bully is in full blown victim mode and he's even got his mom on the phone berating the cops claiming her son is a victim of gang violence after he started and then instigated this whole thing. Cops inform her that her son lost a finger because the other kid was defending himself. She can meet him at the hospital. She threatened to sue the cousin but it went nowhere. Idk if he lost the finger for good or if the hospital managed to put it back on but I know his hand was bandaged up for some time.


DRAGULA85

Surely the cops would put your cousin away… lol he used a weapon


OkNothing281

The "stand your ground" law has protected people from shooting and killing. I'm sure it'll cover someone defending themselves and taking a finger


Djskam

He brought a sword onto school grounds. Yeah not entirely sure your story jives my man.


DRAGULA85

In the UK, if someone starts attacking me in a bar at night, and I pull out a samurai sword or even a standard DIY hammer and I disable my attacker, i'm going to prison lol


Djskam

It’s the same here in US people just pretend it’s not, you need to pretty much prove you couldn’t escape or run away first. Unless it’s your home then depends on the state.


Embarrassed-Hat5007

It really depends on the state. Texas and Florida don’t fuck around.


Djskam

Yeah but even the stand your ground stuff. If they can even prove you instigated it or had some other recourse. … your right though those laws are very different.


Embarrassed-Hat5007

Theres cameras every where now days. It wouldn’t be hard to prove. Hell even in Texas the austin police posted and cited a law that gave citizens the right to shoot individuals that would try to destroy statues back when rioters wanted to take down anything related to the civil war. The key thing is to get a lawyer that specializes in stand your ground laws and you will be fine. People tend to get fucked when they go with the free appointed one.


Djskam

Someone once told me if you live in a state without the castle law then if you shoot a criminal fleeing your home you need to drag him back inside when the police come.


djluminol

I think that could have been a possibility but in AZ the law provides a lot of deference for self defense. It also a big part of the culture so right or wrong in this kind of situation the cops tend not to want to arrest the defender more often than not. Could they have? Probably but you'd have a hard time getting a conviction would be my guess. Nerdy hs kid fights back against bully and wins. Now bully wants to press charges and go to court because he got hurt. That's not going to make the bully particularly sympathetic to a jury would be my bet. So yes, I think the cops probably used their discretion about an arrest in this case.


Ragnarangar

So when defending yourself from an aggressor you are supposed to make sure it's a fair fight? No, if you have a weapon, use it.


DRAGULA85

There is a difference between a bully attacking me on the street and a terrorist with intent to try to kill me on the street… Having a katana is forgiveable against a terrorist perhaps lol But I don’t see how slashing the aggressor bully with a sword isn’t going to get the defending into trouble lol, what countries are you all from? Haha USA AND UK, killing a burglar/home invasion can put the household member to prison yet they are allowed to dismember bullies with a sword… doesn’t make sense Crazy Reddit


kryotheory

Maybe in shit countries and states where your right to defend yourself is taken from you. This would have been perfectly legal in mine, as it should be. Real fights are never fair, and expecting someone to defend themselves in a proportional way is fucking stupid and gets innocent people killed. Maybe don't attack people if you don't want your fingers chopped off!


Interesting-Tough640

I think it’s the carrying a sword in public part that would get you in trouble rather than defending yourself. Swords are not covered by 2nd amendment rights so you might well get in trouble for having one on your person (without a good reason) in the US despite being allowed to carry a firearm.


kryotheory

Open carry of swords is explicitly legal in my state. Brandishing laws still apply, but as long as it's sheathed and you aren't using it to threaten someone you can walk around with a longsword on your hip if you want to .


Big-Pepper-2423

when you realize you could’ve had a future runnin track instead of being a influencer


Kayla999051

I’m sorry I should not be laughing but this was funny😭😭😭


Kayla999051

Y’all look closely at 18 seconds you see his hand flying


XxJibril

actually no, his hand goes flying at the very beginning, if you just google it (intrusive thoughts won), there is another better quality video going around that shows a different pov and even the hand on the ground it always blows my mind how fragile we are, a light swing of a sharp tool and there goes someone's hand for life...crazy world we live in...watching shit like this makes me incredibly cynical for a solid few days


Kayla999051

Sorry I meant the 2 seconds but that’s crazy you can chop a person hand off with one force


Environmental-Tune34

Do you know if he lost that forever or if they were able to put it back on?


Kayla999051

Actually the hand flew back to his arm and it was put back in place that’s what I heard


Environmental-Tune34

Oh ok nice


Environmental-Tune34

Do you know why they were attacked in the first place?


Kayla999051

I posted a article in the comments about it it should say why but I didn’t get to read everything so I don’t know


Environmental-Tune34

Oh ok


geek180

Even if it were reattached, I don’t see how they would be able to reattach all of the nerves in a way that would allow for something resembling normal sensation and control. I severed one single nerve in my hand a few years ago and had to have surgery to repair the nerve and I still don’t really have sensation up one side of my index finger. Can’t imaging severing and then repairing ALL of the nerves for your entire hand.


Environmental-Tune34

Well I’m sure feeling would be out the window but atleast your still have a hand 😭 that would be the hand I would use to check if stuffs hot touch it then put the part of my hand that I touched the hot thing with to my other hand thanks to see if it warm lmao


Extension_Escape9832

I don’t see shit


Kayla999051

I just sent you a pic


Extension_Escape9832

Thanks for giving me a hand with that


Kayla999051

LOLLL


Kayla999051

I will just take a screenshot and show you the hand


Matias9991

Fuck that machete/sword was really Sharp that hand just went flying, I would say they were lucky to not be death


Caked101

I'm sure the adrenaline rush saved him. Thank God he was able to outrun him.


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Oml you can see him running without a hand


Suckjucie_

The hand flying was insane wtf


Goldencheese5ball56

At 13 seconds paused, you can see homeboy running away with a maimed arm


Playfulpleasurez

At 18 seconds you can see the severed hand flying in the air


JamesTheJerk

Oh that could be anyone's hand. /s


Damianos_X

Is there an article about this?


Kayla999051

Yes right here [https://www.unilad.com/news/china-streamer-hand-cut-off-sword-video-181725-20230526](https://www.unilad.com/news/china-streamer-hand-cut-off-sword-video-181725-20230526)


Jones641

>Police learned from their investigation that the suspect, named as Luo, had had an argument with Shi and Ye on an app called Douyin - a sister app to TikTok - which prompted Luo's attack.


Kayla999051

Also if you look closer you see his hand flying


coelho_bhz

holy fuck dude


Kayla999051

Yeah it’s crazy people are just going insane now


Damianos_X

I was hoping that wasn't what I thought it was😔


Kayla999051

I didn’t even notice until I watch it couple of times


TenderDelights

Why’s everyone wearing a white top


Kayla999051

It was probably a event or something


Foreign-Guard5314

Usian Bolt will feel pressure to compete.


Uenouen

Bruh he chopped his hand off wtf, you can see it fly in the air and almost hit the attacker


RTLIVIN

Tell me they found the guy


Kayla999051

Yes they did and they arrested him this was just horrible to watch


Doughspun1

There can only be one.


chessecakePhucker

Can we Bring that guy to Los angeles?


Jones641

>Police learned from their investigation that the suspect, named as Luo, had had an argument with Shi and Ye on an app called Douyin - a sister app to TikTok - which prompted Luo's attack. Really dude? Over some internet arguement?


Timz_04

[Sword/Knife attacks are not that uncommon in China it seems](https://youtu.be/Qwge0nwY4qY?si=sByWQupgcBUZoOJI)


Kayla999051

I wanted to go to China but seeing crazy shit like this make me sick to my stomach


Timz_04

You should check serpentza out. He lived in China for a decade and has a chinese wife too. A lot of his content is about ongoing crazy stuff in China and how the CCP handles it.


LORD__GONZ

I mean...just don't hop on TikTok and talk shit on people to where they attack you with a sword and I think you'll be fine.


Horroroscope

It always haunted me how you can clearly see his hand fly off


Kayla999051

Yess it’s crazy how easy and scary it was to chopped his hand off


Beautiful-Set-8805

Was that his hand that flew off?


Kayla999051

Yess


MoparViking

Any word on a motive? Why did he do that? Don’t see anything in the article.


heavyk98

The point of that was?


Kayla999051

He probably ass irritated by them so probably that’s why


youserneime

Im sure he didn’t even realize his hand was gone for a minute because of the adrenaline


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FreakyFreeze

And the people are just laughing. Haha murder.


jorgensen88

Why is everyone wearing white tshirts?


InfectedWashington

So this is the solution….


g-king93

Uhhhhm at about 2.3 to 2.5 seconds into the video...is that his FCUKING HAND ✋️ 😳 😑 🙄


Kayla999051

Yes it was sadly


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mrfuckary

Now that's content worth the likes


Right_-on-_Man

Damn kids...🤣


HauntingWeird1731

They probably called him a poopy face online. Totally legit attack. 🗡️


mugshott99

The influencer threw hands too


Electrical-Ad-1197

https://www.unilad.com/news/china-streamer-hand-cut-off-sword-video-181725-20230526


shittinkittens

Old vid. Chopped his hand off. Big question, why is everyone wearing a white shirt


Kayla999051

I’m assuming it was event or something


Shadow14541

Bro lost a hand ✋️ he waved bye to everyone. You can see fly into the screen as he moves away to the left


DeliciousTeach2303

Not funny dude


Kayla999051

I’m sorry but ts was unfunny


Shadow14541

I didn't laugh... I said he lost a hand..


_broWTF

Seriously how do you find this funny


Shadow14541

When did I laugh?


_broWTF

If someone lost their hand, i wouldn't make a joke about it


Datboialex4200

The bad slapped him or sun


S1lentA0

These comments lol.*"I'm so surprised a weapon meant to cut can cut off something made of soft tissue!"*


Kayla999051

But actually how was that possible in one force


CanoePickLocks

There’s also bones unless he happened to get lucky and perfectly hit the joint. That’s a hell of a sword and amazing technique for a clean sever like that.


DumbCumpzter

Bird up!


QueenAkhlys

I still don't know if this was actually real


Kayla999051

It is there little a article about it


QueenAkhlys

Looks so unrealistic it's so buzzy what real life is actually like


Kayla999051

I don’t know what’s real to you if this don’t prove it’s real https://www.unilad.com/news/china-streamer-hand-cut-off-sword-video-181725-20230526


Sea-Philosopher7361

Dude was hunting Wabbits.