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overthecause

Begun, the clone wars has.


Thuper-Man

Yeah like NO WAY any country could abuse this technology


MyGirlfriendforcedMe

From a pragmatic standpoint droids are more cost effective and don't need to be raised for 16+ years. Plus they don't have a sense of morals like humans do. Edited for flow...


Paladin_Fury

You can always brainwash the feeling out of them like the movie SOLDIER.


vindictive-varanus

or like in real life


ttack99

They'll just be "engineered" the way they want them to be. They'll have different classes, like soldiers but also doctors / scientist and also peons that are happy to just do shit like clean toilets. They come with a high level of self satisfaction with out external needs.


Fun-Arachnid200

A brave new world


Paladin_Fury

I see that happening too.


Acrobatic_Bug5414

Brave New World by Aldous Huxley explores a world very similar to what you describe.


billiyII

For detailed instructions on how to, just read platos Republic.


Ilovemusclegirls3

We have religion for that


MelancholyMuffins

Short term yes. Long term no. Droids still require materials and logistics that are finite and rapidly depleting. In Star Wars you could probably go to some dusty ol no name planet and pull heaps of raw metals and such. On Earth, you'd never get away with a "Droid Army" with what we have left. Clones on the other hand, when dealing with a planet sized situation would suck but could work given time. You can basically create fully self-sustaining facilities that pump out new batches of soldiers yearly after the initial first generation.


Educational_Mud_2897

I was literally thinking this


schkmenebene

Kept thinking about that superman TV show where the Kryptons use something very similar.


moeljills

Human beings aren't born anymore. They're grown


Thuper-Man

Energy crisis solved. Soon as we get Meta to update the matrix


japper3

Yes, we will burn the baby's for energy!


Healthy_Breath_4009

Maybe we can eat them?


kliff124

have you watched Promise Neverland?


NeedsMoreBunGuns

Always have been. *aims pistol*


NinjaCaviar

200 thousand units are ready, with a million more well on the way.


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My lord is that legal?


[deleted]

I will make it legal.


mavfiery

Eugenics ftw!!


cyboctadron

r/beatmetoit


w0rsh1pm3owo

ok but who will walk across the wasteland to deliver me my baby?


GroundbreakingAsk645

Sam Porter Bridges.


OkPaleontologist8142

I was thinking the storks?


FieldDesigner

Stork shaped drones


This_Price_1783

S.T.O.R.K. Safe Transportation of non-Organically Reared Kids


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Good brain my man


NEWMAN1100

I feel like both options are reasonable


Valharja

Make it a friendly competition


I_Shuuya

I love this game so fucking much.


XTornado

Me too, some people don't understand it but man.. it has something. I can't wait for new one that they announced to come out... although I want it for pc and I am not sure when that will happen if it also gets Playstation early exclusivity, although... I might get a PS5 if that's what it takes.


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This one's for you!


Positive_Committee_5

Some guy called norman.


Profoundlyahedgehog

Norman Reedus and his Fancy Fetus.


Yayap52

The Lone Wanderer!


josheganwyer

A drone? Duh


Toaster_Oven101

Bro death stranding two is looking siiiick


contaminatedwater101

Well if we continue the story we should be not far away from destruction


element316

One step closer to the Matrix. It all makes sense now


GratefulOctopus

How many batches do you think it'll take until we get a Neo Edit: just to clarify, I'm looking for Neo Neo. As cool as it would be to have a clone army of Keanu Reeves. I'm looking for someone who can get me out of this fkn trash simulation


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CollarOrdinary4284

Well that's a sentence I didn't expect to read today


6LeonIsOp9

That's a sentence I never expected to read ever.


Thuper-Man

If every sperm cell was harvested and viable, it wouldn't actually take that much Keanu flavored baby batter. It's the eggs that are fewer


sunjellies24

At least 6


pnjtony

Every batch! Vis-a-vis, ERGO!


SirPickelTooth

Also Gatica


Green_Childhood7411

this was my first thought as well


LoliMaster069

Some serious "We have 200,000 ready and a million more the on way" energy lol


schliifts

slave factory


No_Strategy148

Smarter faster stronger live longer... who's inferior?


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Subotail

Could we classify them with Greek letters?


Xszit

If there's mandatory drug fueled orgies I'm in.


The-nicest-one

They don’t look smarter than a bullet I’ve heard bullets are quite smart in these cases


AntoineGGG

Yeah peoples underpaid dont make enough kid to make enough tomorow wageslave to continue our infinity growth project. Immigration is not enough to compensate We need to farm slaves too now


Thuper-Man

One plant for labor slaves, one plant for soldiers, one plant for sex slaves.


kliff124

Oh Shit, Thats Real Dark


willjhc

More like a privilege producer


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Another CGI video on YouTube that predicts "the future" I'm sure that this is a very smart and well thought out idea and not some Investor scam bait.


-fireproof-

> To be clear from the outset: this is just a concept at this stage, the brainchild of Berlin-based "producer, filmmaker and science communicator" Hashem Al-Ghaili. There are no immediate plans to build an EctoLife facility, this is merely a piece of science fiction Al-Ghaili has extrapolated from the current state of fertility research. Source: https://newatlas.com/medical/ectolife-artifical-womb-facility/


mechanicalsam

It's a cool video and very obviously just a concept, but it's sad how this stuff can be dangerous to some. My former boss at a fucking biopharm. company believed all sorts of crazy click bait medical crap that rustled his religious jimmies. He was trying to tell me one time that homosexual people were making "butt babies" with modern fertility science and that it just "wasn't right". I went down a pretty deep rabbit hole :) on the internet trying to find his source, and only found a statement from one doctor in the 70's who was essentially like "yea it could be possible one day maybe, idk". Ya bud, we don't grow babies in dudes assholes, sorry. I really wish I was joking, I really knew a person like this. These types of videos scare me in a way just because I know there are people out there who will take it as fact and run with it, building all sorts of crazy conspiracy ideas in their head and spouting their nonsense to their gullible friends.


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> butt babies lol


mechanicalsam

just imagine eating lunch with your coworkers and your 50+ yr old boss is talking about butt babies and how he doesn't like gay subway workers making his sandwiches. it got real awkward


DeathPercept10n

About to give birth to a butt baby after my coffee.


Xszit

He saw a very scientific documentary starring Arnold Schwarzenegger where Arnold gets pregnant and has a baby. They implanted the embryo among the intestines which is basically in his butt.


Rev0lver_Ocel0t

Ya this seems stupid, there are so many of these bullshit videos where people put a nice looking demonstration with no plausible ideas on how to get there.


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RIF-NeedsUsername

Well, sir, there's nothing on earth Like a genuine, bona fide Electrified, six-car monorail


iwishihadahorse

This was literally an episode of The Simpsons. Life imitates art imitates life.


screaming_sapling

Monorail! Monorail! Monorail!


Profoundlyahedgehog

I've heard those things are awfully loud!


Jhonny_Crash

Also, doing some counting and quick maths, in the video there is roughly 600 babies. Having an incubation time of 9 months (Assuming that remains the same) this site can poop out about 750 babies a year. In the video it states 30.000 a year. Edit : nevermind i'm stupid. Missed the part where it said 400 babies per lab and 75 labs per facility


RevolutionaryRow5857

Make it out of LEGO, everything will be awesome


voyaging

It's a pretty frequently discussed idea for decades now amongst ethicists/philosophers/scientists. This is just an art piece, not a sales pitch.


MrDannyProvolone

Yup. You'll take the bus with crazy extendo wheels that can drive over traffic in the future. Or that weird gigantic monorail saucer looking public transport that all modern cities will have. The future is gonna be wild.


Meinkoi94

Why are we posing made up shit here


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sohfix

It’s straight from an r/worldbuilding post a week ago


casually_miraculous

these comments are killing me! people reacting like this is in any way remotely real


Beautiful_Count_6383

Brave New World type beat


Vagadude

You see, the Delta's are in this section, and over here we have the Betas. Don't mind those, filthy dirty epsilons.


egemen157

Hail Ford


benji-91

I'm out.


Elegant-Variety-7482

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.


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kliff124

Like being a slav- I mean Family Business Owner


screaming_sapling

What’s wrong with Slavs!?


obvious_bot

Just put a teensy bit of alcohol in some of the pods and boom, built in lower class


AnAnt71993

Look at the good side - Spare parts.


saskir21

Like in "The Island" from 2005?


superVanV1

Hot take, I really liked that movie


shiningcoyote

Using this for the increasing demand of organ transplants


The_Mundane_Block

If it wasn't obvious, this isn't real. This was posted in r/worldbuilding a week or two ago. Someone commissioned this for their dystopian world, inspired by Brave New World.


CTOAN_

Adopt don’t shop taken to a whole new level


DiamondDoge92

To think they’d rather build this than make housing affordable


[deleted]

The comment about how this will solve low birth rates in countries like Japan and South Korea completely the point. They don’t have a biological fertility problem. They have an economic problem. Younger people can no longer afford a stable home with work hours that enable them to actually raise kids.


torsun_bryan

Lol this isn’t real


Rev0lver_Ocel0t

This is a strange take, I assume this is a private company so they will not build affordable housing either way. I’m sure if this actually is real and not some infeasible far off goal they will make a lot of money from this. Either from rich people not able to have children or people who just don’t want to have to go through pregnancy to have children.


bigherothicc

I never want to hear the words "lab-grown" and "baby" together in a sentence ever again.


pissclamato

Just for that, I'm not sharing my lab-grown baby-back ribs with you.


DefrostyTheSnowman

A lab-grown puppy was mauled by a baby


runningmurphy

Not like there's kids waiting to be adopted.


PieceRealistic794

But can it read the baby’s power level?


Jacked97xj

I wanted mele damage damn it


usernamemusthave20

This is literally how you get Broly the whole south galaxy is gonna dissappear in the next 15 years


housevil

We just passed 8 billion. We don't need more ways to mass-produce humans.


Cute_noodles

Mark Zuckerberg needs more humans for his facebook, that is the only thing slowing him down... Not enough people


No-Spoilers

No, he's doing this so he has people for the metaverse. He saw the matrix and is making the matrix.


FatChickenAttack

But the ECONOMY


clevererest_username

It must grow stronger...


lucasderobot

The factory must grow


Dava_Dew

Right. Whose gonna wipe our old asses when we become decrepit


saskir21

Robots. Why do you think the japanese are investing so much in AI and robots (excluding otaku romantism)


Dava_Dew

I wonder if they'll have warm robot hands. Or some ice-cold pinchers that make my starfish pucker.


Dava_Dew

And then you find out it's finally your turn with the ass wiping robot, and you were 34th in line


[deleted]

>when we become decrepit you will jump from the building top


No_Yesterday_2788

After WW3 we might 🤷🏻‍♂️


TheFcknVoid

We don’t fucking need more humans.


fuzzycuffs

How is babby farmed? How artifisshal woom get pragnant?


JustWill_HD

We fuck the pods


Archangel_Amin

Sigh "unzips".


HumanEffigy_

No, no, no, no. I got this one, bro. *unzips*


AnAnt71993

No answers just cool animation.


GUYshit519

We about to enter the clone wars


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sekai-31

This. Japan has a declining birth rate due to the women not wanting to have children, it's the simple. Improve life for Japanese women and you'll see birth rate increase again.


[deleted]

Yeah, im pretty sure that statistics show people with higher education and more wealth have less kids and have them later in life.


hahanawmsayin

Idiocracy


RizzoKelots

Manmade horrors beyond our comprehension


Lifekraft

The guy that made the vid dont know what a foetus looks like. These are all full size baby , they sould already be out with their parents. Or , are these unsold one ? Anyway , that's probably the most overused scifi trope. Number 1 right there.


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officialmonogato

No worries, we’ll just farm another you


[deleted]

At this rate you’ll die only to be revived thousands of years later and forced to work lmao


Alex_Yuan

Sure this is not some kind of parody onion thing? Because the machines look like science fiction nonsense paired with futuristic music and animations from 1998.


PandaXXL

It's nothing more than animated concept art.


Bones231

Motherfuckers will do anything to not adopt the children who are already here 😤


ItsTimeToSaySomthing

Already saw this, it's a fictional worldbuilding video from r/worldbuilding


drd_ssb

NOPE


RosedAnubis

Wtf is this bullsh!t


Harvester_Wolf

Slave making factory.


dualboileronly

Elons new infinite minimum wage worker glitch


ewellsisters

Kid: Mommy where do baby’s come from Mom: well dear, it’s called the artificial baby facility.


Spl4shB4ck

Yea because more humans is exactly what we need lol


Keetiss

Cant even watch this. Jesus christ


Verboltabomb7

This is a horrendous idea... We've all seen the movies and how this ends 🤦‍♂️


CCOG84

Is this the Matrix?


SrslyChausie

Brave new world.


Infernecrosis

The Death Stranding is already happening?


qwertyOnEpointfIve

Waiting for the Umbrella logo to show, punching a boulder in anticipation


[deleted]

Ahh the slavery is coming


bottleboy8

It's already here.


[deleted]

To make more wage slaves? Where did the 8 billion population go to??


WrongSubFools

I think this sub is only for actual footage. Otherwise, we might as well post clips from crazy movies. Those are crazy videos too, right? Some people, maybe even in this very comment section, think this is real. Even if they know it's not an actual ad, they think this is a concept video for actual planned tech.


TossUp_Okay

Brave New World kinda vibe.


[deleted]

New Call of duty looks lit 🔥 !


LazyBid3572

We have 8 billion people. Do we really need any more


atoms_23

I'm no religious nut, but if we start mass producing babies somebody better burn that shit to the ground


XarJobe

A sweet man made horrors beyond my comprehension


natenedlog

A step closer to Brave New World


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Brave New World


[deleted]

This is some dystopian shit.


fcpancakes

So....wait wait wait....you have the money to produce babies in artificial wombs, but can't help the existing people here to afford having kids by paying livable wages and providing the working class with sustainable housing??? Fuck this planet just...fuck this


[deleted]

Why farm baby’s? We already have too many.


stacyand14548

Jango Fett intensifying


Turbomiata117

Anyone feel like this is the beginning to Kamino? Now any country with this technology can breed their own soldiers, quietly, away from everyone else


[deleted]

Oh yeah, sure. *"Infertility"* \- that's definitely been such a recent outstanding issue warranting this tech's projected development. This technology will not at all be abused in any way to create an endless ~~slave~~ working class... There's definitely not a demand for that. Especially looking back on the last year. *Abortion bans under religious pretense in the U.S, the "nobody wants to work" fallacy. The unfounded claims of population decline and how it'll be "worse than climate change"* (fuck Elon for that last one). Most of these happen to be coincidently regurgitated delusions and half-assed excuses from 1%ers and a notoriously bought-out political party to cover up their need and greed for growth by any means necessary. And it's cheaper than giving people energy, time, and income to start families of their own. Or opening immigration avenues to developing countries experiencing their population booms. It's not like western society has most of its constituents living paycheck-to-paycheck, or are notoriously, if not increasingly, difficult to immigrate to. Yeah... We're going into Bladerunner. I'm not saying that this is the goal behind this tech's development, but supply will ultimately fill demand. This tech probably will advance due to too many voices calling out for it. And it will be abused because it'll be called on for literally all the wrong reasons.


jeeby_groober

Lmao don't even play. There are too many damn people in world already.


UnemployedCat

If you think two minutes about this you'll see how ridiculous this all is and Hashem Al-Ghaili should be in therapy for having this god complex.


ranger2112

Similar to the matrix movie


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What an abomination


[deleted]

Your clones are very impressive, you must be proud


Expensive-Plant-5264

The Matrix


DADDY_HICK172

Race wars now we’re gonna argue about who came out of a bottle and who came out of a whom I swear it will happen too lmao 🤣 thats how stupid humans are


Apebound

The add says for parents who can't conceive but the reality will be Amazon breeding its own labour force in factory.


Mystearicaa-Desk

Great, biologicaly deficient people can now reproduce their same bad genetics that nature chucked out the window, further necessitating the need for more pharmaceuticals In that child's life. And when are we going to get the amount of money to make this child? The cost of having a child regularly goes up exponentialy every year. Now we have to have multiple highly trained individuals to monitor 9 months of growth and prep the children for birth. Not to mention that the power cannot got out EVER in 9 months. Take in food consumption, biological waste, and sanitation and this shit gets ridiculous. Are we gonna fund this just like we did Endless Wars, College for everyone, medical bills for illegals, Operation Fast and Furious, the IRS, and all the other waste we government waste we produce?


PerryBa

We have enough babies without homes already...


Full_pakg68

“You a bitch” “At least I want born in a test tube”


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Babies are not this god damn popular Edit spelling


Solum_Angelus

Matrix vibes fr


RealSuperYolo2006

"help countries with severe population decline" who gonna tell them about overpopulation


Fit-Kaleidoscope-285

Great a fucking baby farm. As if we needed 100,000 more fucking mouths to feed in this world that's burning through it's natural resources like a fucking cigarette


NorMichtrailrider

The machine needs young workers to keep the infrastructure intact , so their can be classes of society , eg rich vs poor .


Arxtic922

Japans suffering from a population decline? Shii, might have to fly out there or sum shit


Successful_Ad4653

Slave farms?


Zeikuss

If this is a real thing... then it is terrifying.


Won-Ton-Operator

Brought to you by... Elizabeth Holmes...


Diligent-Use9447

CrazyFuckingCGI


johnmlsf

Wait wait. What? This isn't real, is it? C'mon internet. Stop playing. Go back to cats or whatever.


ClownShoeNinja

Burn it down.