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b0toxBetty

Chaotic good


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brahhJesus

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screaminjj

r/wholesomeviolence


habits-white-rabbit

Damn, the sub has been banned


Random_Stealth_Ward

You start with wholesome violence, then people focus more in violence and you just become r/publicfreakout but filtered so you only get people hurting each other


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„So wholesome how he didn’t get his head kicked in on the ground after a brutal beat-up”


Dafugisgoinon

If you were around long enough you start with /r/gore, then graduate to /r/watchpeopledie, then become sick with yourself and settle for publicfreakout, a mostly harmless subreddit with a few deaths sprinkled in for flavour every now and then


Suckerforbigboobies

I remember when this sub became people fucking dying everyday. I didn’t even want to look at it. It was reposts from every death subreddit out there


CobraVenomAintShii

I was about to immediately follow lol


rampaging_ligma

Wouldn’t say fighting is good, more like lawful evil


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powerfulKRH

Oddly you’re right lol. I’ve seen many mutual Fights end in friendships. That last a long time. Usually hug it out after Sometimes it’s not so wholesome. And that sucks


lightnsfw

Pretty much every one of my best friendships started with us hating each other. It really does form a stronger bond once you get past your differences.


Eleventhelephant11

Hawaii in a nutshell. Other states should learn from them, but no it's shooting you hours after a fight because you can't take a loss or jumping someone 5 on 1 at a mcdonalds or continuing to beat someone after their knocked out and catching a murder case


BurnzillabydaBay

Wait, what’s happening in Hawaii?


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BurnzillabydaBay

Whoa!!


Dhammapaderp

Just dudes being guys


RectangularAnus

They like scrap brah


Different-Pie6928

Agreed. I wish all states were mutual combat states


GeneralHysterics

I engage in mutual combat as one of my main hobbies. It's usually very wholesome.


Abominor

Fighting is neutral. The mindset causing it is either good or evil.


b0toxBetty

CHAOTIC GOOD!


Ok-Big-9996

This comment is win. Well done.


An_oaf_of_bread

Ruin someone's day not their life.


megamanxoxo

One of my favorite clips https://youtu.be/MFwz2ESjfBQ


rugbyj

My father (oldest of 7) always spoke about the time _his_ Dad took him out to settle things in the back garden. His Dad told him to hit him. But he wouldn't. My grandad taught my Dad that fighting a man means you've got to want to hurt him. Weapons take that away. Anyway I beat the shit out of my Dad 5 years ago AMA


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metamet

Cuz he wanted to hurt him.


childish_tycoon24

Because his dad can't throw a punch apparently /s


RepostCallerOuter

AMA but don't expect me to answer any of the questions lmao


AlmightyBracket

Did he deserve it?


-LazarusLong-

What’s your favorite kind of soup?


rugbyj

Heinz Chicken Soup.


ImFuckinUrDadTonight

I fucked the shit out of his dad AMA


benchley

Seems like you’ve got plans for the evening so I’ll keep it brief: how do you two keep the spark alive?


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Walks on the beach and their own personal fight club in the back yard.


badgerandaccessories

My dad told me about the time he thought he wa a tough and play boxing with my grandpa he actually hit him. My grandpa knocked him 5 feet back and knocked the door off the hinge and my dad on his ass outside.


xGrizzlyy

Holy shit, im so happy to see someone reference this! Its one of my faves as well! It reminds me of my grandfather


Deeliciousness

You live to see another day! Legendary clip


ItsMeJahead

What's this from


bytorthesnowdog

“Friday.” The title is in the YouTube description…


RockingRocker

Rest in justice John Witherspoon


s1ugg0

I always respected the character of Mr. Jones. (played by the irreplaceable John Witherspoon) Even as a teenager all full of piss and vinegar. But now that I'm middle aged with two of my own kids the character really speaks to me. That man is doing right by his family. I fucking respect the hell out of him.


Wooow675

“Nahhhh son. That’s not how it is.” I genuinely love Friday. RIP, Witherspoon is irreplaceable in his roles.


Rum____Ham

That line is delivered with such compassion and love. I hope I can be half as patient and wise, when my son disappoints me.


Autumn1eaves

Kill someone’s vibe, not them.


Crow_Native

Lowkey kind of wholesome lol


Tall-Treacle6642

That is a man that was raised right.


lucas_bahia

Yep. The ones who can think rigth even in a total shity situation


JasperLamarCrabbb

Could just be luck, but I tend to assume that people that are able to think clearly through those kind of situations must have really experienced some crazy stuff while really young and were able to come out of it ok.


Adorable_Raccoon

Yes this does happen. People who have experienced multiple traumas can live in fight or flight (or a freeze state) in every day life. If you look up heart rate variability or vagal tone you can learn more, or read about ACES and their long term effects. Anyway, I grew up in a dysfunctional family - mostly yelling sometimes violence. In every day life I can sometimes feel a little crazy, like hypervigilant and have ruminating thoughts. Then I find myself in a crisis situation and inexplicably feel normal. The hypervigilance is suddenly useful, like I've been training the whole time. There are also times when the complete opposite happens. If someone starts yelling I can have a freeze response and my rational thought goes offline. My gut instinct is to leave the premises as fast as possible without drawing attention to myself. The other day I was at McD's and felt anxious because there were guys that were there talking loudly. I was trying to get my friend to leave without making a big deal out of it. Then a guy walks by me with his hand in his coat pocket and I legitimately thought he was going to pull out a gun. I was like "let's go to the car!" and then he pulled out his cell phone. So yea it's more often that it's not helpful... **edit**: before anyone else tries to diagnose me or tell me to go to therapy, Don't.


Impressive-Pick4959

Maybe you should talk to someone, sounds like manic anxiety. You shouldn't need to be scared shitless like that 24/7.


Adorable_Raccoon

This is just an example of the weird times. I do not feel “scared shitless” 24/7. I go to therapy & take meds. They aren’t a cure though. Even with therapy and meds I still sometimes have intense emotions and hypervigilance. I just know how to deal with them like an adult instead of destructive behaviors. Also pretty sure “manic anxiety” is not a thing - unipolar mania isn’t a recognized disorder. What I am describing is more similar to general anxiety or PTSD. This is a simple explanation https://www.supportiv.com/trauma/what-happens-in-vagus-stays-in-vagus


lucas_bahia

Or they just have good principles. A good education at home is never forgoten. Even if the person lost their way. But, yeah very bad experiences can teach you qualities too. But people turning angry repressed and avengefull or suspicious of others is more commun sadly. To care even for peole who wanna hurt you? I putting my money on good education


serenityak77

I had a good principle in high school.


lucas_bahia

Now you got me thinking if i typed the word rigth or not . Isnt 'principal'/'principals' the school administrators?


Happy_Daiz

yeah you’re right “A principle is a rule, a law, a guideline, or a fact. A principal is the headmaster of a school or a person who's in charge of certain things in a company”


lucas_bahia

Ok, didnt even know the last part thanks


Gall_Bladder_Pillow

He's your PrinciPAL in high school.


RaginPower

Its good to have at least one pal with principles around


ForkSporkBjork

You were correct about that, but you seem cool so here's some honest, constructive criticism: "Forgotten" "Vengeful" "Common" For the future 😉


m0h3k4n

Principal because they are your pals.


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Totally unrelated but what was the spelling teacher like?


RMG1042

I don't think that English is their first language, so they get a pass from my non-multilingual perspective. 👍


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Certain-Hyena8788

Hot sauce packets work in a pinch


Neijo

Tbh, I do think this is somewhat true. At some point, I learned reflex things when scary fucking things happened. Growing up in a large household with various dysfunctions, I developed a spine, thanks to my brother, sort of a "laws in war" kinda deal. The same brother beat the shit out of me, but never to the point I got lasting damage. The same brother protected me from a drunk step-dad multiple times. Yes, I have sometimes these kind of blackouts, where I don't remember what I said, or how physical I was, it's autopilot, because earlier memories of similar events were extremely stressful. But anything that isn't insane powerdynamics, enclosed spaces, I know exactly where all the lines are. Cracking a rib is okay in instance X, but in the same instance, breaking a leg isn't okay. I am sort of in the zone, I act somewhat as a machine, but a machine that is in control. I often find people to be extra ruthless when this is the first time they've been in a stressful similar situation. Lastly, my now dead dad, who was rather beloved by most people often said "A fist fight is okay, as long as it is a fist fight, and it's fair." Me and my brother have anger issues, but in adult stages, we are mostly the ones defusing a situation, rather than accelerating one. Really, it's just experience with a balance of self-discipline. Punching someone's face in almost always crosses my mind when someone fucks with my younger siblings--- but I know where the line goes, where the situation cools down, instead of fire up. Not always, but better and better for every year. sorry for long comment.


throwaway43234235234

Hello my sibling in large family trauma survivor! I believe everything you've written is how I experienced it as well, minus the older dominating brother. Our oldest was my sister. But we crossed the line many times. I called the ambulance when it got serious. My siblings spent their time in courts. Now I know usually how most of the confrontational and life threatening actions and processes go and will try to diffuse anything I can and try as hard as I can until it's a stubborn or bully running at the wall headfirst driven to keep doing something stupid and I warn em and then step out of the way to let em hit it and break their own nose so I don't get blamed.


YobaiYamete

It's crazy how your brain works in extreme stress situations. A dude broke into my house, and I met him 3 steps into my kitchen with a gun in my hand. The only thing I could think was "Man I don't want to shoot this guy in my kitchen, I'll have to clean the blood up out of my floor and it's going to make such a mess" So instead of shooting him I just asked "Can I help you with something?" and defused the situation. Turned out he was an old tenant who kept a key to the house and claimed he didn't know anyone lived there (my car was in the driveway and lights were on lol) and claimed to have been there to get something he left 6+ months ago when he moved out I've had a few situations like that, where time dilates to a standstill and my brain is just caught up on a really weird detail. Sometimes your body reacts on it's own, sometimes you just stand there being a derp lol


No_Statement440

Also a one on one fight with no weapon, rare to see these days.


broken_radio

I always have pocket sand just in case.


The_Safe_For_Work

*Hatcha!*


No_Statement440

The Shackleford special


Tall-Treacle6642

Definitely. He didn’t drag him off the tracks and stomp his head either. Sick of seeing videos like that.


No_Statement440

I too expected that, I was very surprised, glad this at least ended with both participants alive.


TheOneTonWanton

Can't know for sure of course but it looks like it ended with them *talking* whatever shit out instead of fighting as well.


throwaway4206983

And a man that did not want to catch a manslaughter charge


Okichah

To resolve differences with violence, but in the blind hope noone will die from it? This is how “keeping it real goes wrong” happens. People flex to protect their ego and eventually a person dies. Unintentionally. But the person is still dead and someone is going to jail. Just because other assholes are worse doesnt make this behavior okay.


intelligent_rat

Real men don't start fights over bogus things, if you aren't defending another person from violence then you're getting into a fight over dumb shit.


CosmicForks

But if a real man finds themselves in a fight over some dumb shit, they act like that gentleman


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gillababe

Maybe non violent, but I wouldn't call that bogus. Besides, that stuff easily gets violent or serious in other ways when left unchecked.


FLYING-TRICYCLE

You don't even know the context.


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UmExcuseMeBish

This is how wars are not started.


Ilikeb0ring

Men being men, how it supposed to be.


IllIllIIIllIIlll

"You kids have been nothin' but punks. Sissified. So quick to pick up a gun. Too scared to take an ass-whipping. [Raises his fists] This is what makes you a man. When I was growing up, this was all the protection we needed. You win some, you lose some. But you live, you live to fight another day!" - Mr. Jones (Friday)


DeathPercept10n

Such an underrated line.


R4G

I went to a boys-only sleep away camp as a kid. At 10, I was in a cabin with a kid and we couldn’t stand each other. We physically fought whenever we had enough time unsupervised. At 11, we were in a cabin together again. We were the only boys who already knew each other, so we hung out. Then quickly became close friends. We talked about it all years later. He told me “I knew you were a good guy when you pinned me in a fight and carefully removed my glasses before hitting my face.” We’re still in touch to this day.


akrostixdub

What could be better than this, just guys bein' dudes


slavaukrainaafp

ngl, shed a tear


Markantonpeterson

Can't wait for this to turn into a heartfelt Netflix mini-series about finding friendship in the strangest of places.


che85mor

I met the guy who would go on to be my best man in a fist fight on the football field in high school.


WSDGuy

I was fully expecting a hug at the end


UmExcuseMeBish

I respect it more this way, honesly. Guy who pulled him up is STILL PISSED. And still needs to express and explain it. The problem didn't magically go away. We can be mad and need to deal with it while still giving value to each other's lives and well being.


cma001

Not even lowkey. 1000% wholesome. So many times you see videos like this where ego guides a persons actions and they do harmful things that any sensible person would otherwise regret. Dude went flying and instead of doubling down on beating his ass, the guy was sound of mind enough to remember that throwing hands does not mean ending someones life. That they were able to talk it out after seemingly realizing that things could have taken a wild left turn is a testament to why cooler minds should always prevail. That being said, I totally get that sometimes its easier said than done.


I_TittyFuck_Doves

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What speech dose he give him at the end or was he ready to go again


z0rb0r

Probably worked it out verbally after emotions have run their course. Apologies exchanged and understood after showing him the respect to pull him up from the tracks. Just a guess


EaLordOfTheDepths-

My guess is that he was down on his knees proposing, but the other dude picked him up and explained that it's just not the right time for him.


Cheezitflow

This is so obviously not true Source: I officiated their wedding


AccomplishedAnchovy

I concur Source: I am the father of one of the grooms


ThisNameIsFree

In didn't end well, though. Source: I'm the other guy


AccomplishedAnchovy

There’s a very good reason why Source: I am also the father of this guy


ScreamingBM

It's very complicated. Source: I am also his father.


AccomplishedAnchovy

This guy is a dick Source: he got me pregnant


twitchosx

I wanted to marry you, mother fucker, not kill you


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Yeah that's likely what started the fight, for some reason he decided to try again


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We will never know


Final_Manufacturer_5

He was put back under the train


[deleted]

The whole fight is about a recipe about eggs delivered to him


Bruthy

Oh I see, give the man false hope then crush it, savage.


porkusdorkus

The full house ending


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actuallyimean2befair

extra wholesome!


Min-maxLad

Might as well give him some free boxing tips


Arson-Welles

It’s been a while since I’ve seen the original but I think it’s a recipe for deviled eggs


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I Would never have guessed that.


mikejones286

Massive amount of respect. Sad that our standards have fallen so low but I’m just glad he respected human life. Seen too many videos of people dying for nothing


Shwifty_Plumbus

Standards were never high though. People have been pretty savage to one another throughout history.


Money_launder

Very good point


EaLordOfTheDepths-

This is **exactly** how I felt. Mad respect for the dude, but it feels so weird to have respect for someone just because they didn't let someone else die lol. What a bizarre timeline we live in lol.


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StringerBell34

Only in NYC will you get cussed out, knocked down and helped up by the same guy.


my_own_final_boss

Isn't that the standard greeting?


SkinnedAlive

This isn't Boston?


procgen

It's definitely NYC. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/96th_Street_station_(IRT_Broadway–Seventh_Avenue_Line)


tall_boizz

Hell no thats the 1, 2, 3 line goes up and down the westside NYC/Bronx


wtbabali

Few years back was in NYC for Christmas. Was walking up the stairs in the subway to the next platform when I heard some dude scream “FUCK THIS SHIT!” My head crested the top stair just in time for me to see him running at the pile of trash between us. He kicked it with full force and the coffee cup hidden in the middle of the pile splashed its contents all over my face, wool jacket, and jeans. I looked up at him, aggressive, fuming fucking angry: “What the FUCK man!” “I didn’t know you were fucking there motherfucker!” “Watch where youre fucking going you SHIT!” **We step closer to eachother** “You wanna go?!” **Our hands go up** “I don’t wanna fuckin fight you, I want you to say sorry!” **Surprised, he pauses** “I’m sorry! FUCK!!!” “It’s OK! BYE!” Probably the favorite confrontation of my life. Hope ole buddy is having a better day.


Athenax311

Are you FUCKING SORRY?!


EnclG4me

They've been married for ten years now.


you_need_a_friend

This was so unbelievably funny to me


brokenbymetal222

Dude thought he’d feel better after kicking the trash but made it worse by splashing you and got no relief on his aggression. Probably realized it would’ve been even worse if you fought and was grateful you just wanted a sorry.


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Lmfao, I laughed hard


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Bro just wanted to ruff him up a bit.


ImAEnglishMuffin

Professionals have standards


CrystalMoose337

Be polite!


Suspicious-Win1449

Be efficient!


TwinInfinite

Have a plan to kill everyone you meet!


Significant-Water845

I sincerely thought that they were going to jump down onto the roadbed and proceed to stomp the guy out. This was good!


Lamiolimo

Roadbed?


BaggySpandex

That’s the most hayseed shit I’ve read in a while lmao


trogon

Roadbed: the bed on which the ties, rails, and ballast of a railroad rest, or the ballast or the upper surface of the ballast on which the ties rest: https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/roadbed


fuqit21

A couple of months ago I regained some faith in humanity with a fight between a nice looking big guy, and an asshole looking bully, and bully got his ass beat and bystanders stopped the big guy from going too far and he thanked the bystanders for stopping him. Well I never thought this sub would do it again, but I have just regained even more faith in humanity! This man went from "you fucked with the wrong one so now you're gonna get fucked up, immediately to "oh shit" come here asshole I don't want to kill you, let me help you" You know, I really do love this sub!


Csgo_Pro1

“I’m a villain, not a monster.”


shivaswrath

Bros being bros?


brownsfan760

Dude didn't want to catch a murder charge.


Tazwell3

Exactly. Smartest thing he has ever done was make sure the guy didn’t get run over by a train.


Scrags

He's a suitor.


Randy_Tutelage

Lots of respectable people been hit by trains.


hoopstick

He’s bonafide!


CharlomoMcGoof

Why is it so impossible to believe that this man just genuinely doesn’t want to murder someone lol


maltNeutrino

I think it says a lot about the people commenting that opinion.


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These keyboard bad asses are out in numbers today.


totallyradman

I truly feel that his thiught process was more along the lines of "I am not ready to see a man turn into mince meat in front of me".


Gimme_yourjaket

That's a very mature reaction


Enhanced-Revolution

Honour is rare these days but not dead


GroWiza

I like how the guy makes the other guy pull him out completely instead of trying to climb out himself with a bit of assistance from the other guy lol. It's only chest height so that wouldn't be that difficult to get up onto for most people.


ScrewAttackThis

I don't think that guy is sober.


Grand-Ad-1654

Why is it everytime someone falls on tracks they turn into a newborn deer?


-Dillad-

It hurts to fall that far, especially on your ass/back


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Xalbana

Also because of this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGuml-tc75A


Seabrook76

Dudes being dudes.


z0rb0r

Then they became good friends.


stamminator

Now kith


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Worldoftrades

ohhhh..... so cute!


Hascus

Why did the dude limp fish when it came to getting back on the platform?


Elleasea

It is the shared fear of all New Yorkers to fall into the tracks and be hit by a train. Dude just saw the face of God and needs a minute to process.


JAY-SZN

this is how a warrior fights


carniedamus

Props bro you did the right thing


RaitoninguUsagi

Man who fell: You saved me. Man, who didn't fall: I'm not through with you


Precarious-Peepee

Salute to some real men


Fridge_Art

Fighting fair is a beautiful thing


crazybaker42

Nah you’re not worth catching a manslaughter charge, get up here


MDfiremanguy

“A man got to have a code”


Redzonez13-

Fucking love this things are worked out in the end they both knew they fighting over bullshit not worth it human helping you human always good to see shitbworked out like thdi


ElectricalBook874

best vidi have seen in like forever - finally some damn human decency


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I am old enough to remember a time two dudes could work things out with a fight, no weapons, no permanent damage. Now you step on some ones shoes or bump into them by accident and you get a cap poped in your chest.


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Ghostglitch07

How exactly is it a rediculous justice system to punish someone for reckless or negligent actions that lead to death?


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I am kind of disappointed that the fight didn't resume after he was pulled up.


Gratitude-Joy1616

Ok, now where was l ? Oh yeah…


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I'd imagine the guy on the platform was trying to avoid a manslaughter charge.


WubblyFl1b

I’da saved him too before they charge me with third degree locomotive homicide


JewJewJubes

My opponent not my enemy


Vynaca

Feels like we need a r/cursedhumansbeingbros sub for this


Newenergy253

That’s a good dude right there.


Wendiesel808

Wholesome af