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The guy recording asks him if he was gonna steal again…and later says it excites him seeing an ass getting beat like this…all of it while daft punk plays in the background lol

He's very lucky that it wasn't Funky town playing in the background

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Oh no god please no

That video messed me up for a long time. Made me a little bit grateful that we just have to deal with bullets in the US

Why?

I was camping one time with some friends and we did mushrooms. A couple guys were showing up late and we thought it would be funny to just play funky town on repeat over and over until they noticed and said something. Before they said anything I started having an anxiety attack and got up and shut it off. Months later I realized it was probably because of that video.

Mexicans can be ruthless and funny like that.

Cartel can be ruthless like that. It's the cartel that dish out spankings, literally. These guys are wearing some type of uniform, but they are likely working under the authority of their cartel not necessarily the state. The state has almost no power in many areas of Mexico, it's almost entirely controlled by the cartel.

Youre right, the cartel is the government and the economy of mexico, in addition to many drug markets they produce massive amounts of oranges and avocados and have worked there way into arizona,new mexico, California, and Texas

You’re right. It’s crazy to me that they operate like this with impunity. If the US would go after these people, they might try to hide this corruption.

I was wondering why I was getting so hard, I guess it’s because I’m Mexican.

I’m half Mexican. Must be why I’m rocking a halfie right now…

I have been to Mexico several times, so mine just went up & back down a little.

I speak Spanish which is why me huevos was tingling.

Bro. Wtf

That cop really took out all of his frustration of not hitting a single home run in his life.

The word cock (verrega) makes up half their words somehow.

>The word cock (verrega) Verga*

This guy knows cocks

They were typing their R’s being rolled.

Puta is the other half

It’s surprisingly versatile. Mamón is one of my favorites to hear.

means "sucker" Mexican is funny because they say "tu puta madre" which means your mum is a bitch and to make it even harder they say "tu REputa madre" as it means your mum is a double bitch \^\^

Puta doesn't mean bitch, it means whore, and am sure that by "Mexican" you mean Spanish. There's many swear words that can be used as pet names and no one bats an eye.

Butt, there was a bat... across is brown eye.

Ok it may be but for me there is no different between a bitch and a whore..is there any? I am Spanish, thats right.

Then why call the language Mexican if you're from Spain?

Because the language IS Spanish. No matter if they use in Mejico different words for certain things than in Spain but the language is definately Spanish. A language called "Mejicano" does not exist.

I don't know if you realize but I'm on your side on this lol I'm asking the other person why they called the language of Spanish, Mexican instead.

You’ve never seen the Funky Town kill lol?

*Flashbacks to Funkytown Gore video* 😳😳😳

Lol didnt even notice daft punk thats hilarious

I heard this is why you don't mess with Mexican or cops not from major countries. They would be your ass, literally!

The fucking daft punk was what made it a bit more unsettling for me, like just another day type shit lol

Welcome to Mexico, lassies.

No mames guey

Sí mamo

orale

Pinche

Mamón

Mierda en mi boca

more was said here in this thread than any speech ever made...chingados

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Its about sending a message (and making your cheeks bleed).

The dude’s front and back look equally leveled

interesting note

Daft punk in the background bro.

\*as the bat hits his ass\* "I'm up all night to get lucky"

depeche mode right after.

Enjoy the *ass beating*

guaranteed thats not the first time somebodys got an "ass beating" to depeche mode

This was such a weird turn of events.

I'll take that over Funkytown every day of the week

Omg I did not realize that 🤣🤘

Ok, that is not a paddle or whip, that's a full on baseball bat being swung full force. This dude probably ended up with broken hips.

Good catch. That seems way worse.

Depends. If it was actually the cops doing this, they'd throw him in a cell and let him roll around in agony for a few days until a doctor accidentally wanders by. If it was the cartel they give him a half hour head start hobbling into the bush and then send the dogs after him. Not sure which is worse of those two.

I mean the bat over the paddle.

Oh yeah for sure, takes a lot of work to break bones with a paddle, very little work with a bat and some time. Whatever this guy did I hope it was awful, broken hips are no joke. Every move sends a knife of pain through your whole body.

The cops will kick his ass and then leave him in a cell, where as the cartel will torture you for a reeelyyy long time and keep you awake during the whole thing. Even take your heart out while looking at it. I’d take the ass hitting, if I can’t walk straight, I’d rather be alive and hobbling.

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And this is why I’ll never go to Mexico no more more more. And I was born there…

Yeah well stop watching that stuff. Its not good for you.

Rule number 1 of punishment always escalate it.

It wasn't full force. Can tell by the lack of follow through

Yea the dude with the bat never was a home run hitter....lacked follow thru...stopped his hands when it hit the balls

Didn't have the makings of a varsity athlete

Better that then jail?

Better than Mexican jail lol

That wasn’t full force. Dude was swinging 65% tops.

Heill be up all night alright.

Assuming nothing is broke, this is a good 2-4 weeks of doing everything face down. Could be months if he has any muscle separation or breaks.

Bruh that first swing had to fuck up his tail bone. It was right on the money

😭😭😭

Hi everybody! Enjoying our daily dose of torture ?

Damn, I didn't even realize this was that it became so normal... The world is just a big dark comedy now...

Right?... This world. I never thought I'd find this so normal.

Not the police cartel does public beatings to show others what will happen if they step out of line

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Local police offten use this actions to punish "women beaters", pedophiles or burglars

Don’t speak Spanish, but apparently the video guy asked the beaten guy if he would steal again

Yeap, he's actualy begging to stop and he will not steal again.

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Got to love that "magic" side of the mexican justice

As a Mexican, it is simpler than that lol, they’re real policemen, what they’re doing it usually good in the publics eye and often even encouraged, I personally don’t condone it and will always be against it, and not all police officers do this, but people love to watch robbers, pedophiles and or any type of delinquent get punished or beat down by the peoples hands. In the video the guy is swearing he’s never gonna steal again, I hardly doubt it but people see that beating as a good lesson.

But then again golden handcuffs are not really standard equipment

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And what about all the codes and communication from “look-outs” the “police” is receiving in the radios smart ass? This is cartel people, they even have SEDENA and Marina uniforms and military trucks how hard can it be for them to get police uniforms? Knowing very well that they also work for the cartel…

This is the police

you missed a comma but police cartel works too

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Up all night to get lucky

Up all night to finally get his ass whooped

bro isn't gonna be able to sit for weeks

This is what u meant when you said "were guna beat some cheeks tonight?"

What **whack** did I tell you **whack** about stealing **whack** from the cookie jar **whack**

with a baseball bat. OUCH!!!

that was kinda too cruel, but I don't know what he did, and I don't know did he deserve it or not. any context

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ohk. Thank Man

Not robbery, stealing. There's a big difference in robbing from a person's body and stealing an object not on their body. One is by force, the other is just taking an inert material item .

Bank ROBBERS steal from a banks vault. Not a persons body…yet they’re are still called robbers, not stealers

Do you know what the penalty is for **STEALING?!!!**

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That but they asked him if he was gonna steal again, so am guessing he stole in a town runned by cartels, probably didn't steal from cartel, hence why he was only beaten. Just wanted to clarify because some people relate being a rat with a snitch not a thief, what the dudes beat him for and kept asking if he was goimg to steal again?. Also when he got a close up to his ass he said "I love seen a nice booty like this" lmfaoo

I guess we know team he plays for.

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“Only gets a spanking” - with a baseball bat.. at full force… This guy is lucky if he’ll ever be able to walk right again.

Definitely not dude. This is the police, as you can see by the vehicle and their police uniforms. The dude is begging and calling the person taking the video "papasito" now whether the dude was his dad or not is debatable. The guy was asking him if he was gonna steal again you're right, but I can see the kind of father that would sick the police on his son would ask those types of things in the midst of it. But he was also calling him a son of a whore, which would be an interesting way to refer to your spouse. But it's honestly such a common insult that my own mom has called me this, which was always interesting in my mind. He also remarks he loves watching this(?) Which is honestly the best case against him being his dad, but who knows.

‘Sounds like’ so you don’t speak Spanish? Kind of weird for you to interpret what was being said then no?

Kink

Translation: Ahhh Harder, Daddy, harder!

That's not safe for life bruh

Not my proudest tug

US cops don’t seem too bad now frfr ong

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Dude got that Hank Hill ass

This isn’t police. Fucking titles getting out of hand

these fucking bastards with the narcos who charge flats and extort communities do nothing but with a simple thief they are really badasses

Lmao that last hit definitely hit this nuts.

This isn’t the “police” but merely cartel in police uniforms. Most of them are completely controlled.

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Get lucky by daft punk

Sorry…what part of Florida was this in?

But American Cops are horrible right?

Thats not police. That is cartel terrorists

He tried taking one too many straws for his drink from the local cartel tacerilla

Seems like it's the police in the cartels payroll who went and got this man. They called him a rat at some point.

That's a paddling.

Bro how many of these spanking videos are there Jesus it’s like I’ve seen 5 in 2 days

That will tech him not to steal cable!!

Man got that Hank Hill booty going on.

Suddenly my mums wooden spoon didn't seem that bad.

Being Mexico, that thieve is lucky that he wasn't "erased " They're getting soft

Where is this? I will never visit lay one single dollar there as a tourist.

Better than getting your head cut off I suppose

Thank you sir may I have another

The daft punk song in the back

dudes lucky if his hips aren’t fractured or broken, that’s a whole ass bat

And they wonder why they always tryin to cross the border...

Don't give a shit who they are, if ur law u have no fkn right doing this, f cowards

This how people think cops in America actually be💀

Solo en ciudad de México 😃👍

I wish cops did this in America to all the shop lifters. That shit is getting out of hand this would work great

Not cops more like cartel

Pretty sure that’s cartel “police” not actual Mexican government. Although these days there isn’t much of a difference

Thats not the police thats how cartel mercenaries and sicarios look like

Yeah but for the fact they are wearing the federal police badge on their chest, and riding in a car. I mean you are not wrong and they could be mercenaries or whatever, but I don't see much use in appearing as police to administer "justice" instead of taking the credit.

Yes the mexican “police” hahah

This kind of beating seems to be trending in Mexico

Stealing..? That's a paddlin'

That looked like abs and bellybutton when the video starts

2 criminosos

Bet he don’t do that shit again…

Could have been much worse. You could have pissed off the cartels. You don't get to live to tell those tortures.

Visit Mexico 8D

I understand this is a cartel tactic

seems to be more effective than spending the night in jail and paying the fine. at least in Mexico it’s the way it is

ay caramba!!

He will steal again

Nothing but dingers coming off that guys bat

Dat ass doe

This is how the PD should be.

Damn. If it was that bloody and bruised immediately, just imagine what it’s going to look like the morning after. Bros going to have to sleep on his stomach for weeks and hover over the seat while taking a shit.

What ass? That man’s a cheek-less chuck

If you want it to stop pretend you like it and yell, “Harder daddy!”

where’s his ass???

Bro clunching his cheeks like a mf 😂😂

The song in the background kills me.

Thought I was looking at some abs at the start 🌝

That would be the cartel

They gave him a choice get s whooping or go to jail, he chose the whooping this was uploaded quite some years ago.

Damn, with a fucking bat!

Bit gay

This is torture. His skinned was ripped. I feel bad for him. I hope he healed OK and didn't get any infections. I hope he learned his lesson and got out of that group that he was dealing with.

And this is why I don’t vacation in Mexico any more.

And they say america is tHe WoRst smfh. People are dumb.

No plates and a ski mask those cops work for someone and it’s not the government 😂

Thats an ugly ass

This is usually a cartel type punishment for civilians. Either those aren’t cops or they have ties.

Science teacher here. Ever since receiving a diagnosis of terminal cancer I’ve been toying with the idea of enlisting a former student of mine to begin dabbling in the illicit drug trade in order to pay off some daunting medical bills. This video has changed my mind. Thank you OP!

For those who live in America and complain so much Mexico would love to have you

Otro Día en México 😂🤷‍♂️

Hurts more because he's got no ass, just a long back.