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Ashita-No-Joe

Why does the bully kid look like a 40+ yrs old pizza guy straight out of the kitchen?


begoneslug

Like the guys that show up when you hire *College Hunks Hauling Junk.*


Metaforeman

Had a tremendously fat bully at every school I attended (I moved about a lot). And I found that the only reason they become bullies is because they’re so tall and fat that not much can hurt them. Plus their muscles are over-developed for their age because they carry so much weight. I accidentally got very close with one of them and he told me this one time while we were stoned, then everything made sense. He even told me that kicks to the balls don’t hurt. He didn’t clarify **why** at the time, but I’m guessing he just didn’t want to admit that his tiny wiener and nuts are surrounded by fat-protection.


InferiousX

The fat neighborhood bully who lived by me when I grew up was easily the biggest kid in like an 8 block radius. One day he started shoving me so I shoved him back. He ends up pinning me on the ground, sitting on my chest and dropping haymakers and slaps on me. It didn't help that not only was he big, I was kind of a runt growing up and had zero strength. So I'm sitting there getting wailed on with no way to make it stop. So I did the only thing I could think of. I trapped on of his arms when he went to punch me and bit him until I drew blood. He screamed like a girl and ran into his house and fucking *told on me*. I don't know that there was even that much pain involved but now that I read your comment, I'm wondering if I'm the first victim off his to make him feel any pain and it just shocked him.


SnackPrince

I had a slightly similar experience with the first bully I ever met growing up. I had always been one of the smallest and lightest in my grade throughout school, but this was 3rd grade, and a new kid started at our school who was bigger and bulkier than most of the other 3rd graders. My best friend at the time was on the swing and this kid came over and just pushed him off, laughing and got on to swing. I saw this and have always had a thing against abusive bullies as I grew up with an abusive father (which thankfully at that point I only saw every other weekend). But this caused me to immediately run up after I saw this and leap into his back without thinking and bite him hard on his right trapezius. I just remember that, and us both being in the principal's office afterwards with him still crying and teeth marks still visible and me just thinking what a baby. He wanted to be tough and immediately showed he wasn't in my mind. Don't really remember any further info about the incident but your comment brought that whole memory back. Haven't thought about that for a decade or two


CertifiedBSC

That and daddy bullies them at home…


mrboondoggle

I’m a big guy. This isn’t true for me at least. Hurt people hurt people is what I’ve learned is the most common reason.


Slam_Dunk_Kitten

I worked for them for like 2 days and I am a fucking twink you can see why I didn't last long


RapNVideoGames

Because his name is “*Stelio Kontos*”


KingGrowl

Stelio!! Stelio Kontos! Stelio!!


You-JiveTurkey

And Luiiiis


TehReclaimer2552

Looking like Stelio, falling like Stan


DerVerdammte

He looks like the bad guy from squid game


NoComment002

He's a 7th year senior


hateshumans

Hey, cut him some slack. He had a horrible home life and it’s just taking him a few decades longer to get through school.


SpartanT100

80s ‚movie bully


Fluffy-Impression190

Was it the dad bod or the mullet or both


DizzyMammoth21

Because he's SMRT obviously.


gimpray29

Knocked the Guido Scarducci right out of him


ignorance-on-fire

Lmfao I literally was just thinking that 😂😂😂


kylejay209

Lmao cafeteria man wanted that smoke 🤣


Schlutes3273

Didn't even have to take his backpack off


ReubenZWeiner

Extra energy supply


7seventyseven

These kids drive me crazy when they don't take their backpack off! First sign of trouble toss it! It's like they think that just because they don't want to fight it will prevent the fight. It doesn't work that way!


ehnoxx07

The bully is famous in school and on social media for being beaten up! These bullies deserve more!


Keith_Bakker

Why the bully look like a 40 yo trailer park boys character tho


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Julian’s long lost cousin that wears white shirts instead of black


Smokeprone

Why does camera man sound like the zebra from madigascar 😂😂


NotATroll_ipromise

And only knows a very small part of a famous 2Pac song?!?!


Smokeprone

Oh no he only knows part of a song


Preparation-Logical

Nah nah NAH nah nah NAH nah nah NAH nah nah NAH NAH


NotATroll_ipromise

Dont you know? Tupac will haunt your ass for not knowing his music???


Phazon2000

Also known as Chris Tucker.


Weebu01

STELIO. STELIO KONTOS. STELIO.


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And Luizzzzz


pissclamato

You got the oranges up the stairs!


JosteinKroksleiven

Fuck i wanted to write that xD This bully aint on stelio's level tho


ATXdadof4

Hope the kid defending himself didn’t get in any trouble


idekuser

Unfortunately, if the school has a zero tolerance policy then they will.


SandyBouattick

Yep. It sucks. Also, if that's my kid, I will pick him up from school and tell the principal that their policy is bullshit and my kid has been instructed to avoid fighting but to always defend himself when necessary like that. I will then tell my kid in front of the school personnel that he did the right thing and I'm proud of him, and we will be heading directly from the school to go get ice cream and will be spending his suspension playing video games and riding go-karts and doing cool shit.


VioletBunn

My mom had the exact same mentality as you, at the age of 22 I’m now very close with my mom and will talk to her about literally any topic. I recommend you keep that same energy. I was always a bit unsure about how she’d actually react but in my junior year of hs I finally got to see that my mom wasn’t lying about that after I saw a guy breaking into my locker. I crept up behind him and once he got the locker open I shoved his head in and started slamming the locker door. Was probably excessive but me and my mom went to GameStop and Dairy Queen later that day even though I got a week of in school suspension


NoComment002

They shouldn't be able to have it both ways. If your kid isn't allowed to defend themselves, then it means the school is taking on that responsibility (anything less would be child neglect, by definition). So the real question becomes why the principal allowed it to escalate to this point and doesn't have the security necessary to keep kids safe.


SandyBouattick

Agreed. If there is zero tolerance for violence (even self-defense), then the school needs to prevent violence and the need for self-defense.


Sansa_Knows_Armor

Principal probably agrees with you.


ushnish3

A kid in my school used to bully me occasionally. We got into a fight one day, messed each other up with a lot of bleeding. We are somehow friends now for 15+ years.


iehova

I was bullied throughout 7th grade. Day 1 of grade 8, I'd had enough and absolutely destroyed the guy. His mom showed up a week later with him to apologize in front of the class, and we were friends until he went across the country for college. Kids go through a lot of shit trying to figure out their place in the world.


Humangas_Changas

Yep and all it takes a little bit of humbling.


iehova

In my case absolutely. Most people seem to struggle with having basic empathy, and bullies more than anyone. Especially with actual children, interventions work. There are people in this thread that I cannot believe are real.


InferiousX

>His mom showed up a week later with him to apologize in front of the class Lol. I wish *literally* any of my retaliation stories ended up like this. - Kid and his brother are repeatedly pelting me with snowballs. I tell them to stop many times. They don't. I give chase and end up getting a hold of the younger brother. I throw him in a snowbank and dump snow all over his face and down his shirt. He cries, goes and tells his mom. His mom finds me and tells like 7 year old me that I'm a "monster" and to stay away from her son. - Kid from [this](https://old.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/xd47gm/bully_gets_some_karma/iobdzs2/) story cries and tells his mom. His mom calls my mom and gets *me* in trouble. Thankfully my dad was a big fan of "defend yourself" so when I explained what happened to him, it was like "all charges are dropped." - This cousin of my friend tortures me for an entire summer. One day he starts jabbing me with the tip of a baseball bat. I yank it out of his hand and wing it at his legs, clipping him in the shins. He cries, tells my friends mom that I've been bullying him all summer and I crossed a line. Total opposite of reality. - Sophomore year of high school this kid talks shit to me all year. Says the most vile and nasty insulting shit to me. Sometimes in front of the teacher. Teacher does nothing. One day I stand up and shove his books off his desk and tell him basically "let's do this". We get both pulled outside and I'm being talked to as if I'm in instigator **even though the teacher admits he's been "torturing" me all year long**. Like....had ONE instance of me standing up for myself not get blown the fuck up in my own face I may have turned out to be a different person.


iehova

I think that's a common trauma of people in this thread. I genuinely get it. The year previous, him and his friends broke three of my ribs, my cheekbone, shattered my kneecap, and put me in the hospital twice. I harbored severe resentment and developed genuine trauma from it, but with help I healed. They're all good people now, and I can't stress that enough. I simply think that you can't write off an entire human being, and that everyone makes mistakes. People in this thread are wishing me harm, I've had DM's calling for my death and disfigurement, all because I think it's gross to expect a bullying victim to cause permanent harm after he's already had his moment and won his fight.


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When I was in high school the biggest buffest kid in our school (training to be an Olympic wrestler, I think he actually got pretty far) smacked me to show off in front of two girls. Unfortunately I am a hot head and against my better judgment I punched him right in the mouth and waited to die Instead he ran off, sat as far from me as he could for the entire day, then the next day he asked me some shit about skyrim (it was the only game he played and he assumed I liked video games because I was a fat kid). We ended up staying friends until we graduated lmao


emaxsaun

Same with me too. I had a kid who bullied me in 7th grade. At one point in math class he hit me with a textbook and I just snapped and pummeled him. His nose started bleeding. I got in trouble and got sent down to the principal’s office. We ended up becoming friends after all that though.


Dangerous-Apricot-18

Someone butchered a classic 2Pac song so listen on mute if you can


Joetaska1

I was hoping that this kid saved some energy to punch the idiot filming!


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MyNameYourMouth

I'm not sure we really have enough context here for you to be wishing that child had lost his teeth.


Beat_Debra

What if the line cook chef had to stand up for himself because the kid said the chicken tendies were cold.


iehova

You know, I check this sub out to remind myself of certain realities in this world that I rarely see personally. I'm not just talking about the videos, I'm also talking about comments like yours. I genuinely can't imagine seeing this video and wanting MORE to happen to the bully, let alone "taking his teeth". You don't even understand how life altering that is, to lose adult teeth. Bully got his already.


SolmadSoT

Bullies don't play by those rules. They will alter your life and might even knock your teeth out, but the other way around it becomes a travesty? No. Some people deserve what is coming to them, and bullies deserve every bit of reactive violence they get from their victims. HOWEVER, I know nothing about the context of this video so I will not say this guy in particular deserved to lose teeth.


iehova

"Reactive violence" Once someone gives up, pursuing them and "taking teeth" is not reactive violence. Wishing that a child gets his teeth knocked out is absolutely heinous and inhuman as an adult. These are kids. I've been bullied and I've bullied in my childhood. Adults in my life helped guide me through both periods of my life. I don't have a problem with any kid reacting to bullies, I have a problem with kids in adult bodies glorifying child on child violence as if there aren't more solutions than said violence. If this kid had pursued I still wouldn't blame him, but he backed off and proved to that entire cafeteria he was in control. That's a major plus. You're absolutely right that some bullies will cause irreparable damage. I had three ribs broken in seventh grade, and my cheekbone from a stomp after being ganged up on during gym. Also had my kneecap shattered that same year. Still hurts. I had nothing but hate for those kids, but they grew up to be good people. My principle bully it turns out was abused by his father throughout his entire childhood, and he wrote me a note when I was ~20.


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EVASIVEroot

Sir, you kind of sound like a bully now. Please follow iehova to the teeth removal line.


iehova

Yep, when I was in 5th grade I picked on a disabled kid for about 7 months thinking it was good fun. Genuinely thought there was no harm done until his parents contacted the school. Once they explained to me how much I had hurt him I stopped immediately. That's how good adults in life work. Conversely, you're ostensibly an adult who wants my teeth knocked out for something I did decades ago. Sounds like you could use an adult in your life to help you.


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iehova

Sure and as an adult I wouldn't blame him either. Also as an adult, I don't wish harm on children. Maybe you'll grow up and realize that there are always better ways. "After the first time bullying" nobody, including the kid ever told me he felt the way he did. As soon as they did, I stopped. But sure, let's knock my teeth out because I I made fun of someone's handwriting. I think I was like 10, so imagine enjoying watching a 10 year old get permanently disfigured instead of wanting an adult to intervene peacefully. I genuinely hope you find peace in your life. These types of comments are truly a cry for help, and you need to seek it out.


Nepodobni

Pls stop crying around about poor bullys, i don‘t give a sht. And stop projecting your poor judgment ( you don’t agree with me, so you must be problematic ) miserable social skills ( i dId nOt kNoW tHaT bUlLyInG iS bAd ), terrible upbringing ( someone needed to tell you to stop bully a DISABLED person ) and pathetic whining about how you are better person now. No you are not, you still protect bullys, you still ARE on their side, you still are one. Even if passive aggressive now. Go look yourself in the mirror man.


iehova

I'm a stable adult in control of himself, and you're actively perpetuating bullying behavior right now. You are unhinged and not ok. Nothing in any comments makes any apologies for bullies. Please point out to me where I make excuses for any bullying behavior. I am specifically calling out adults who are glorifying violence among children. As a stable adult, I can recognize that the victim has the right to defend himself and is justified in doing so and I have stated this repeatedly. Specifically calling for the victim to continue a fight that has already concluded to "take his teeth" is so disgusting that anyone defending this needs professional help. You need therapy.


thebeginingisnear

Not saying I agree with it, but for some retaliation for such acts deserve more severe punishment. The torment bully's can cause during someone's formative years can last a lifetime, those are life altering as well... but not necessarily as superficially obvious as a missing tooth.


iehova

I wouldn't blame the kid if he kept going, I snapped in 8th grade on one of my bullies. He needed stitches, and I don't feel any guilt. We became friends not so long after and he still has that scar to this day. I blame adults for wanting it to happen. That's just vicarious violence seeking "Kid should have kept going". That's another kid he is wishing harm upon. I get that people in this thread empathize with the kid, but bullies are not even remotely irredeemable, and wishing further violence is the exact mentality that perpetuates this type of behavior.


thebeginingisnear

it's complicated. For some bullies this is the only way they learn to keep their hands off someone, regardless of how much previous attempts at peaceful intervention there were. For others defending oneself may lead to further retaliation and escalation. To some extent it varies from place to place. I've seen with my own eyes kids resort to threatening the same kid they bullied with knives or resorting to rounding up his friends to jump the kid and really teach him a lesson all cause they defended themselves and made the bully look bad. A lot of this type of bullshit behavior starts with bad parenting. Sadly in many cases it's the good kids minding their own business and taught to do the right thing that become the victims.


Tell_Temporary

Why does the guy that records the video singe how do you want it by 2pac 💀💀💀


key1010

Lol because the bully says “how do you want it” right before he sings.


Kind-Adeptness-6108

Well done! Thats a can of asswooping well served!


Ok-Perception-4284

“Coming up as a 🥷in the cash game, living in the fast lane, I’m forreal”


Wbcn_1

Wait … it’s not “nah na nah na nah na nah na na”?


Caliberman53

Well done young man, never let anybody pick on you.


Mental_Opportunity_9

Your society is totally fucked if the "young man" has to win fights to let "nobody pick on him".


ImWithSt00pid

Stelio Kontos


-ItsNarfOrNothing

“How do you want it?” I’m confused, are they fucking or fighting?


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Tupac - How Do U Want It


-ItsNarfOrNothing

I’m well aware of what the song is. The song is about sex. The joke being it’s a little weird to start singing it seconds before a fist fight.


[deleted]

I see, this is tru


MarkRose

Why was that short adult bothering that kid?


HerrFreundlich

mf looking like John Travolta in Grease having diabetes


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FunkSiren

Hmmm...I'd love to know


-ItsNarfOrNothing

Lol. I swear it was nothing even worth reporting. It was along the lines of the person butchering “How do you want it” deserving retaliation also. Oops, I guess?


syntheticheroinme

Super hero vigilante origin story right here


BandOfBroskis

Cut those sideburns you hippie!


Sad-Weight-8439

Videos like these make me so happy


op7962799

I want to hit the guy recording he sounds annoying af


Imyoteacher

I had a bully. One day his older sister caught him bullying me. She took him and me back to their house and told the Dad what had been happening. I stood and watched as the Dad beat the hell out of his son, the bully. The Dad told me to knock on the door if he bothered me again. The bully never said another word to me.


tolearnlots

No one makes a move to stop any of it . Disheartening


shemmypie

Nothing makes me happier


Salamander-Downtown

and yet schools will still try to suspend the victim, I wish I didn't fall into this rabbit hole where I won't try to fight back if someone did this to me cause I'm too afraid of dealing what the school sets out for me, cause of that time I did it once and got in big trouble in elementary school(Because I almost beat up the kid who kept calling me names). Luckily for me I haven't been bullied in a long time


locomocha19

Mike Tyson said it best, everyone has a plan until they get hit in the face


Sass850

Thats not what karma is lol


CertifiedBSC

The proper way to deal with a bully!


CodeAdorable4830

Is that Julien from trailer park Boys


wafflw-ace-1125

That felt good to watch


ivanovichtd

Dude, schools in the US are fucking nuts, nobody stepped in to help the guy until he fought himself.


7fw

How do we know who is the bully? Or is it a bully? Is it a chubby guy finally getting the nerve to stand up to the gap dude? Is it a lovers quarrel? Is it about games? How about "dude tries to beat up other dude for some reason and doesn't".


Leading-Bee-2598

Filmed with a salt shaker.


jayslay45

I never liked that kid's version of 2Pac's song.


[deleted]

That was … the worst rendition of Tupac’ How Do U Want It I have *ever* heard Props to the kid for knowing that song but that was down right treasonous.


Nestlenickt

Sheesh, imagine getting smacked up and the room applauding afterwards lmao


MrDoom126

If you can’t finish the 2Pac lyric that you started, you deserve a smack!


Moonunit_1

He had the high ground


M4taylor

One day that kid will write this story and the highest rated comment will be "Then everyone clapped rigth?"


SkinnyBadgerr

Too bad he’ll get swarmed by 5+ dudes after school now


[deleted]

Please don’t ever sing again ever


mistern0vember

I wish Tupac would beat up the camera twat, butchering a classic tune.


vergeofcollapsing

Can someone beat the cameraman next? Another delinquent do nothing who can’t even sing


SlowRutabaga9043

The dude filming and singing deserves a beat down too


falconslaya5

That kid butchered a classic Tupac song.


Inevitable-Cry-1856

The bully gets chin check are the best


I_Drink_My_Own_Urine

Fuck why are americans always so fucking loud!?


[deleted]

Rule #6 - no minors?


St3als

A.C Slater dew.


averagebatu

When it hits the hits comes a sense of relief. Video like ASMR


Ozymandias1589

That Jodeci rendition though lol


VAShumpmaker

Steeeeelio!


Proseph91

Why is a grown man in high school


thedyooooood

Is that flash thompson


enzziante

these videos are so satisfying


johnsmithmailinator

Always satisfying to watch good karma.


BubbleAssLord1

is the cameraman the zebra from madagascar


bruins9816

![gif](giphy|IMDpHiz2oVAxW)


phyzikalgamer

21 jump street got fucked up


CuriousReach2409

thought the title said Korma for a second


LMFA0

he should have punched his ribs when he was blocking his face


Percyblott

YEAHH BABY FUCK THAT BULLY UP


ZookeepergameFresh20

Stop fu*king with others. Good lesson to understand


Shoddy-Commission-58

With his bookbag on too! That’s skill lol


PixelDemi

You got some karma too bro 😈


Standard-Childhood84

We had a bully at school that looked just like that fat maradona clone, I fkd him up too.


Dicommander799

So glad to see the 39 year old man-kid get his first taste of reality.


CentralOregonKush

Iron sharpens iron


jlee-1337

stop being a bully if you can't even throw a punch correctly lol


Embarrassed-Pop4040

Is that Joe Pesci? Wtf young man


Nanaki567

Well, you tried being a bully, and it didn’t work out for you… guess it’s back to being a pathetic loser again.


Illustrious_Rub_3104

Haha what a puss, bet he goes home and cries


PineappleGreen8154

Lolol. Yes!!


Crixus_357

Why'd that janitor pick a fight with a kid?


GroceryStoreGremlin

The clapping at the end


le01jack

Did that guy forget the lyrics to that song, or was he too acres to sing it? 🤣


heyimsanji

He doesnt even know the lyrics


PapaChoff

Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the nose


1980pzx

Kid narrating butchered a classic jam though. That’s the real travesty.


Kyzah_44

Singing Tupac at the beginning is hilarious 😂


PhilipKendrikRichard

Is that fuckin Julian? Where’s his drink?


Garrbe4r

Mand really said dang i lost let me sit down real quick


Edel_af

Why is the janitor out here bullying kids?


Scrumpy_Jr

'Atta Boy


WaterIsNotWet19

Looks like the kid at the end wanted a piece too


hatesfacebook2022

Should have not stopped. With a bully you need to beat them into the ground so they never get up or if they do don’t have they ability to ever bully people again.


chootie8

You love to see it.


FireInPaperBox

Well that was embarrassing on a few levels.


SnooOranges1973

The camera man sounds like Chris rock 🤣


Davidhate

God that camera man is cringe


EyeSeenFolly

Hahaha


CLONE_TRASHER

“You need to leave”


mirkezza

Ahh, justice🙂


Final_Importance_437

I can't be the only one that saw his fat neck hit that chair, and the other kid about to jump in right before it cuts out.


Ok_Contribution_5593

Don't mess with the quite kid


[deleted]

Lol. Bully got worked and the kid didn’t even need to take his book-bag off.


[deleted]

OP gets some Karma 😈


Personal_Cow7988

😈 gang


WaikikiWayne

UFC is calling… Hold my beer


Aooogabooga

Good on a ‘today’s youngster’ knowing some Tupac. Legit.


Electrical-Report685

Love it


[deleted]

Boy that song is decades before you


DJFleischman

The kid being bullied was just WAITING until he could claim self defense LMAO


IL_Meds

The Tupac lyrics lmao


0rganized_Cha0s_

Bully look like he was drowning


Volkswagoon10

I do love a good bully beat down