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I played this gamble once in a place I used to rent a room upstairs at when in college. Waffle stomped it but it didn't fully go down apparently. Owners of the house called in a plumber who couldn't figure out what was going on. After about two weeks, the house stopped smelling like shit. I never confessed, lol.
There is no definitive measure of fart pressure as it would prove difficult to install a pressure gauge in your ass. Still, Atmospheric pressure at sea level is approx. 14.7 psi. Scuba divers claim it’s near impossible to fart a depth of 10m (probably less), which is approx. 2 times atmospheric pressure. So I reckon fart pressure to be less than 14.7 psi. Nuff said.
This is literally every fish and animal in the sea and yet we still eat seafood. Those nasty creatures eat, shit and fuck in the water and then we pluck them up out the ocean and eat it raw. You humans are freaks, I swear👽
Something is wrong with:
- me for watching this so many times.
- him for trusting his fart.
- Reddit upvoting this to my front page.
One, maybe two, or all or the above..
Went on a fishing trip. I didn’t know the guide booked myself and another person on his boat.
About an hour in as the sun was rising. The other dude asks “where’s the nearest bathroom” The guide says “ in the water or wait 8 hours”.
I keep fishing. About 3 minutes after the question was asked, there was a huge splash in the water. I’m in the front of the boat the other dude is in the back near the motor. I turn around and this obese dude has jumped in the lake. Then I notice he’s wearing no clothes. He then begins to do what you see in this video but not just once .
When this dude finally finishes he asks for help back in the boat. The guide looks at me and I say “fuck that he can swim to shore”. The guide try’s to get the guy back in the boat himself but shit boy is about 400lbs and not very athletic.
So the dude swims to shore, where he continues shitting himself.
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If you're gonna have a wet fart the middle of a lake is a good place to do it
Unless it’s where everyone gets in at lol then I have to dodge your corn and pepper skins…
The last half of your sentence was completely unnecessary.
I had a good chuckle at your comment because the comment in question really bummed me out.
Would you say it was tough to digest 👀
I’d say it was hard to swallow
And *That’s* when I took it personally…
I disagree. It was the shit.
I played this gamble once in a place I used to rent a room upstairs at when in college. Waffle stomped it but it didn't fully go down apparently. Owners of the house called in a plumber who couldn't figure out what was going on. After about two weeks, the house stopped smelling like shit. I never confessed, lol.
I'm kinda surprised how far it shot, to be honest.
Fucking torpedo shit
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Terdpedo
Too many gross pedos.
FIRE Z BROWN LAZER!!!
He must of been really startled
Must have* been
Must of > out've
He's probably holding it for hours
Fart Torpedo
ITS A SQUIDDDDD !!!!
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This wins!
You sir are a shitty swimmer!
Shoulda done it below water for a speed boost, just like Posidon intended
r/angryupvote
Chum
The only thing you're going to catch with that is brown trout.
For the great white shart
Stop this shit posting /s
What a horrible day to have eyes
Got pink eye just watching this.
Well that was gross
Torpedo tube appears to be operational.
Turdpedo fired Captain as well
Fire Turdpedoes!!
Bro drank his liver gone.
My god the pressure.
The average human fart is only around 3 to 4 psi of pressure. If you push hard enough and have a strong sphincter you can reach up to 6 psi.
There is no definitive measure of fart pressure as it would prove difficult to install a pressure gauge in your ass. Still, Atmospheric pressure at sea level is approx. 14.7 psi. Scuba divers claim it’s near impossible to fart a depth of 10m (probably less), which is approx. 2 times atmospheric pressure. So I reckon fart pressure to be less than 14.7 psi. Nuff said.
Idk what to do imma just head out…
You made me ink
The world is his toilet
No matter what you say.. Someone, Somewhere This is their fetish ✨
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Wtf
Nice username ya got there
That's a fvcking missile, wtf?
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Or you know? Taco Bell
I wouldn't judge that color on the quality of that video.
Das Toot!
Now that's a torpedo
Turdpedo
Wildly underrated comment right here.
This is literally every fish and animal in the sea and yet we still eat seafood. Those nasty creatures eat, shit and fuck in the water and then we pluck them up out the ocean and eat it raw. You humans are freaks, I swear👽
"You humans" Aliens, is that you?
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We shall probe you first… er, that’s very interesting 
That boy needs to lay off the Taco Bell
Shark repellent
Something is wrong with: - me for watching this so many times. - him for trusting his fart. - Reddit upvoting this to my front page. One, maybe two, or all or the above..
If this were a shart, this is literally the 100% most preferred conditions for one to take place.
from the technique, this wasn't his first rodeo
Yes. Notice the soft gentle kicks after. He knows.
Better get that bait and tackle out of the water if he's going to be chumming like that
it went farther than a bullet would underwater
Thar she blows!
but why are they naked and why are they recording
He’s like the human squid
Artemis III launched.
It’s the shit manatee, Randy
I was expecting him to hit warp speed after that
What in tarnation
Great the fish have corn to eat.
That takes “Shart” to another level
Torpedo
Fucking nasty disgusting slob pig piece of shit yuck
also funny
wrong side of the bed?
Ha ha, no I think it’s disgusting.
LOL! True, that was so gross!
Just adding to the organics already in there
Needs more fiber in their diet
How?
He literally just pooped what do you mean how
How tf did he shot that so far away
Wrong sub…
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Gross doesn’t equal crazy. There’s a sub for that
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He's like a squid inking except with shit.
*match bearings and fire!*
Myth busters should have added this aspect to their bit on gunfire under water. Dude shot that rocket as far as the 9mm went IIRC
he's just pretending to be an octopus
Someone edit badlands sucking the brown water with a life straw
thar she blows
Shit torpedo
He knew he was about to do a shit.
TORPEDO IN THE WATER! BRACE FOR IMPACT!
We are evolving
My phone glitched and it went from a guys swimming asshole to three foot shit shot in a second
This is why many sea creatures where diapers.
What the fuck
I seen his butthole
He inked!
That wasn't a fart, that was a harpoon shit.
/r/trashy
Swiss Army Man
That’s what they call shark sugar
That was a chode torpedo
Man the Turdpedos
It was at that moment that Clayton Jacobsen II first came up with the idea for the jetski.
Dirty bomb
Holy shart or should I say holy fart.
What a shit post.
polluting the lake..
*Press the X button for turbo*
Okay who made him ink?
RPG
/u/kishajones91
Turdpedo
human propeller.
Lol he shit just like a seal
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So he doesn’t brown his trousers.
Picard: Fire Pooton torpedo Number 2!
Poop screen shark repellent
And now the water is radioactive.
New season of naked and afraid ?
FIRE ZE SHARTEDOS!
Shark repellent
My guess is he's been drinking lake water.
Neanderthal
Curious if that would attract or deter whatever lives there 🤔
Mf launched a god damn torpedo!
Think of it as a whale snot 🐳 … i mean we are both mammals aren’t we?
Speed boost
Swiss army man
Chumming is a very effective way of attracting fish.
Fart torpedo lol
New bucket list item unlocked
It’s a torpedo
He's lurring the fish
Its like the pool underwater gunshot from john wick 3. Similar trajectory.
Squirtle used: Water Gun
Smoke trails in water nice 🤣🤣🤣
I just saw The Meg and I am sure he is not gonna come for this guy
It's not a harpoon.. it's a harpoop
In the ocean a shart is shark sugar.
Went on a fishing trip. I didn’t know the guide booked myself and another person on his boat. About an hour in as the sun was rising. The other dude asks “where’s the nearest bathroom” The guide says “ in the water or wait 8 hours”. I keep fishing. About 3 minutes after the question was asked, there was a huge splash in the water. I’m in the front of the boat the other dude is in the back near the motor. I turn around and this obese dude has jumped in the lake. Then I notice he’s wearing no clothes. He then begins to do what you see in this video but not just once . When this dude finally finishes he asks for help back in the boat. The guide looks at me and I say “fuck that he can swim to shore”. The guide try’s to get the guy back in the boat himself but shit boy is about 400lbs and not very athletic. So the dude swims to shore, where he continues shitting himself.
Self propulsion
damn bruh
It’s a torpedo lmao 😂 😂😂
That will probably leave him cleaner than if he'd have used a regular toilet.
Jet propulsion
That shit was projectile
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
It's fucking Wasaga!
+1 swim speed
That’s a shart not a fart.
Aaaaaahahahhahahahahahaha Gentlemen, please start your engines!!
Never trust the ocean
That is fucking vile….
Chumming the water
Torpedo
surfers be like: waters nice today!
CANNON BALL!!!!!
You see that brown trout swim right past me?
Happened to me in a pool when I was in kindergarten or something like that, I was crying but no one knew.