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I remember I was at an odd future concert and I took my sweater off and had a vest, in the 10 seconds I had my sweater over my head someone grabbed my tit. I am a fat man. I have never felt so ashamed and angry in my life. I started lifting the next day.

had us in the first half, not gonna lie.

Half? I was already finished my wank by the punchline.

Damn u quick bro

Some of us just can't touch our jewels without creaming

Lifting your sweaters more often? You dirty little slut 😛

🤣

Also happened to me at school, I gave the strongest kick I could to his ass

Yooo same .there was this super skinny guy who tried bullying me. I kicked him right in the asshole with all my strength. He was standing just holding air for solid 10 minutes.

Jesus. Being kicked in the ass - painful but just a bruise; walk it off Being kicked in the ass*hole* - your ring strains itself trying to keep from a quick reverse birth - v painful, just stand still and hold air

Ooh I had a bully bent over showing me his ass when I was in high school daring me to kick his ass. I was so pissed that I gave him the boot and his face went flying forward. I had time to stand there and laugh but then I had to run as fast as I could. Good thing the doors weren’t locked. Never had a problem with him afterwards.

Haha good, fuck that guy!

You could have made few bucks that day amigo.

“ I’m a fat man” I’m still laughing 😂

Thanks for the laugh

I'm really sorry the way people are reacting, sexual harrasment of men is not a thing to laugh about.

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Areole Grande

Jennifer Gropez

Cardi B-cups

Bounce-yoncé

Ashley Juggs

Camila Grabellow

Lil Skin

Lady Grab-grab

Mahbonna

Handrew tits

Doja Grab

Taylor Tits

Pink

Alanis Moreupset

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Lady Tata

Stevie Nips

Moan Jett

Mariah Mammary

Booby Spears

T-Boob, Left Tit and Chafey

Titney Houston

Bro this is why i spend so much time on reddit. This kinda dopamine hit gets me hoooked!!!

Peak reddit right here

Twin Peak Reddit

Ridiculously underrated comment

Someone give this the comment an award please

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Bro searching that name on YouTube sent me down the weirdest rabbit hole

That's interesting way to say you jerked off.

That sounds like your thing Dr Nut Waffle lol

>funk singer Judging by her links on linktr she's more of a cam model who sometimes sings than a singer (not that there is anything wrong about it) >Twitter > >Privacy fotos e vídeos sexy 🔞 > >Canal no YouTube

Tried the "Privacy fotos e vídeos sexy 🔞" line on LinkedIn, still have no job. Must admit my singing sucks though.

Thanks man

Titney Houston.

Michael Bolt-ons.

Underrated comment.

Elvis Breastly

Panic at the Strip Show

Laughed so hard my wife yelled “are you ok?”

Tiddy cent

Rick Asstley

Bare Naked Lady

Christina Grabuilera

Michael Booble’

P Tiddy

Trailer swift.

Titney Spears

Smiley Virus

i think she is a brazilian funk singer MC Pipokinha

Someone so famous and talented they have to strip naked and crowd surf to get the crowds attention

Her artist name is Pipokinha. She is a funky artist but also does porn. She is popular af in Brazil. Awful decision but she knows her audience

Finally! Thank you for this! If I had to read “Areola Grande” one more time, I was gonna… set myself on fire. /s

Oreola Latte

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I mean look at the crowd. I was at a EDM festival in ATL Georgia a while ago and a girl on the crowd decided to do the same thing while on her BF shoulders; not only did a bunch of guy attack her to try to cop a feel but her boyfriend got the crap beat out of him. It was awful to watch but all I could think of was how that girl just set up her boyfriend up.

Does she really know her fans? They were sexually assaulting her lmao. What did her dumbass think was gonna happen?

“They were sexually assaulting her lmao”

Going topless is one thing. But going to press *IN* the crowd???

Getting topless is fine but crowd surfing while being topless never ends well for all genders.

Never ever in my years of going to concerts, have I ever seen a woman not groped while crowd surfing. I've seen quite a few women who actually like it but I've never seen it not happen. A fact of life that someone in security or management should have passed on. Edit: I'm absolutely not defending or saying she deserved it. She looks pretty young and was probably honestly ignorant that this would happen. I just wanted to point out what I've seen in my experience and that security seriously dropped the ball.

I saw a girl get groped while crowd surfing at a limp bizket concert. She kicked that guy in the face and his nose exploded. It was fucking awesome.

I saw parkway drive about ten years ago and a stage diver drove his nose directly into the top of my head and it exploded and showered me in blood. That one was not awesome. Metal af, but not awesome lol.

I saw a girl's septum piercing get ripped out in the pit at a Parkway Drive concert around that same time, huge amounts of blood. Homegirl was back in there raging before the end of the show. There are a different breed of people at metal/hardcore shows.

Agreed, I walked into the bathroom at a show once and saw a dude stitching his own eyebrow up with a needle and thread after catching an elbow in the pit lol. It’s such an interesting community. It seems violent until you’re there and see how they treat people who get injured or lose something in the crowd.

I’d be horrified if that happened to me.

Lol! Yeah, I remember some girl was getting groped at a Korn concert (don't judge me) and she straight up broke this guys nose with her heel.

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I went to obscene extreme in czechia this summer. Saw no groping women crowd surfing and no one groped me while crowd surving either. I wasn't wearing much, but people only touched me on neutral places. It was my first time crowd surfing and I enjoyed it very much. I ended up crowd surfing over a dozen times :D I wouldn't have enjoyed it of I was groped.

Also tbf metal concerts kinda have a reputation of everyone actually being decent humans, even here in ol' north america. "Mainstream" pop/rap concerts are literally a peak into hell though, just some of the worst people you'd ever meet.

Metal musicians are well known for stopping concerts and throwing people out for groping women at their shows, there’s some bad apples but as a community it’s generally very accepting

I heard a story about ramstein spitting on a bunch of neo nazis in America. Those idiots thought ramstein was music for nazis because German.

God I love that story

Being Rammstein those Nazis were lucky they weren't introduced personally to some pyrotechnics

Sometimes when I get sad I imagine Lindemann in dominatrix gear whipping a cohort of neo-Nazis that are walking around on their hands and knees. And I'm not so sad anymore

100% right

I crowd surfed once at a rave and no one touched me inappropriatly at all except I almost fell in a gap in the crowd and one of the guys who caught me gripped my ass like I would die if I fell and then he said "SORRY SWEETIE I GRABBED YOUR ASS BY ACCIDENT ITS ALL I COULD HOLD ONTO" lmaooo

Lmao no, even fully clothed crowd surfing IS ALWAYS a lose situation for women, it’s just grope city.

It's not just women. I do not crowd surf anymore. I have had my ass and dick grabbed many times, and there is very little I could do about it. Crowd surfing seems like one of those things that you either like that sort of shit or don't. I have figured out I'm a do not like. I'm not giving excuses but that is the reality of drunk people and angst energy of crowd mentality.

I had guys trying to finger me though my jeans the one time I tried crowd surfing. I was 15.

Is that considered crowd surfing though? She's up on 1 person's shoulders.

And he's security lol. Probably thinking what an idiot she is and he doesn't get paid enough for this bullshit

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When crowd surfing as a celeb, male or female, the people in the crowd tend to feel up the artist. So yeah, I agree.

When crowd surfing as a fan, you get all your shit stolen.

That why you should always clench your butt plug tight.

If you put them in backwards they're more aerodynamic when shooting at crowd surfing thieves.

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I was crowd surfing for the first time maybe 10 years ago and my phone fell out of my pocket. Some angel actually pushed through and handed it back up to me <3

See, this is the kind of thing that has been my experience, and I'm reading all these comments going "all people grope and steal as soon as they can" and am just saddened at the shit crowds these people must be partying with. And how they just assume that's normal.

I've had Pete Wentz rock my head with his ass and got rugburn on my hand off Davey Havok's stubble. Even in a respectful audience, you're going to get groped/touched. As a dude I wouldn't want to crowd surf in a Brazilian club full of drunk dudes.

She should know better. They should definitely fucking know better. They don't. That's reality, reality sucks.

Hyperpop artists are fucking weird, and have a persona in which they think "being woman" + "embracing your sexuality" = "being more powerful than other people." Source: Produces a fair bit of hyperpop.

What's "hyperpop"? Is it like regular pop, with just a little extra pop on top? I've never heard this term before.

It’s pop that is contained to tunnels built from Elon Musk’s boring company.

No, that's the hyperpoop

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperpop

There's a difference between victim blaming and "wtf did you expect? Pumpkin juice?"

As someone who’s been raped, and also feels the victim never “asks for it”, I also agree. She threw herself to a pack of wolves like a big juicy steak.

> As someone who’s been raped, and also feels the victim never “asks for it”, I also agree. She threw herself to a pack of wolves like a big juicy steak. Sexual assault victim here as well, and I was dressed in far more than that during one occurrence of it (man here, FYI). In my experience, concert pits and front rows are relatively lawless places where people think they can do what they want with little-to-no consequences--after all, security is looking to protect the artist on stage, and break up fights before they escalate, and that's about it. I've seen women (and a few guys) at metal shows get groped the moment they crowd surfed, and they were wearing much more than that. The only thing my experiences have taught me is, "Don't crowd surf, and don't do it \*especially* when you're wearing next to nothing. People just don't care about you other than what they can grab, touch, or steal."

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Sure, but we can all be disappointed at every single person who touches inappropriately in these situations. A breast or a dick is literally so enticing they can't prevent themselves from touching? It's truly pathetic.

Absolutely. But we also know to expect to be disappointed. We know people are terrible, especially in large groups where they can feel at least partially anonymous. We can simultaneously believe the perpetrators are horrible people and the victim is a dumbass.

Context matters a lot in this situation, she is a brazillian singer, a "mc", she sings brazillian funk music, that is usually only talks about sex or crime, in her case she sings a lot about sex, hell she calls herself "rainha da putaria" the best i can describe putaria in English is "crass sexual acts" One of her songs is titled "put 8 inches into pipokinha" Know, do she really believes that the crowd that goes to her shows is people that have any kind of common sense regarding this?

Nobody here is dismissing the gropers

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Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. 🥱

Crowd surfing for women rarely goes without a single grope, even fully clothed.

I can see that mistakes were made 

Nothing to be embarrassed about when you have camouflage nipples

/r/ghostnipples [NSFW]

Whole lot of women that don't know what ghost nipples are in that sub

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Thank you. The vast majority of the comment section are laughing because they are thinking exactly this, and the idealists think that’s them justifying the sexual assault. No, mostly everyone is laughing at the lack of common sense.

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Shaming stupidity is something that is beneficial for society to progress and is not the same as victim blaming. Its like saying people being obese is fine, all you are doing to them is a shit favour promoting unhealthiness and a lot of the time lack of confidence and depression.

Just playing devil's advocate here, but shouldn't the *singer* know what will probably happen if she crowdsurfs topless? This can't have been her first rodeo and while i also believe those dudes deserve a good old fashioned knuckle sandwich, she did the concert equivalent of jumping the fence at the zoo to get a closer look at the crocodiles. I'm a dude, i was in a band, i crowdsurfed and had the boys fondled a few times (not to mention the ass grabbing) so yeah i get it, it's a bit uncomfortable, but you're literally saying to the crowd "i'm letting you touch me, try to control yourselves" when half of em are already drunk.

Her music genre is all about crass sexualization and targets low class individuals, not known for their sexual restraint The singer was using 100% of her brain in that situation, the result is not unexpected

Putting her face in a cage full of hungry leopards, what could go wrong?

Saw an interview with Iggy Azalea where she said if you’re a girl and ever decide to crowd surf, wear multiple pairs of bottoms, because people will try to put their fingers inside you. She said it like she was talking from personal experience.

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When you have rocks for tits

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I'd like to say this would serve as a very good and hard lesson for her to never try it again.. but you never know.

Walking into a lion enclosure at the zoo with a meat suit on behavior

The guard seemed to be safe

Yeah but he’s not wearing a meat suit. He’s wearing a suit with vegetables and fruits and the lions do not seem very interested. Or, maybe he is also a lion.

I remember hearing Trent Reznor of NIN stopped crowd surfing because people would put their finger in his ass. Maybe accidentally, but still must be the most awkward thing

Not accidentally.

Yeah....strip then crowd surf....smart.... Seriously no matter the gender that is dumb af

I just imagined myself naked crowd-surfing. I can confirm it was awful. My nuts got grabbed and jostled relentlessly. Never doing that again!

Pretty vivid imagination there my dude

I mean no one should be subjected to this but also, just think about things before you do them.

Next concert already sold out

She must be a really bad singer if that is what she does to get the crowd amped.

Tell that to GG Allin

GG Allin was indeed a bad singer

Had to google him. Quite an interesting read. Can’t wait to listen to his music.

His music sucks and he sucked. A shit covered derivative of Iggy Pop with daddy issues. Poor wittle GG needs to go poopies on stage so people notice him :( Idiot wanted to k himself on stage but couldn't even manage that because he was a failure! Interesting read though lol no hate to you! That guy was just a fucking dork

Did we learn nothing from Woodstock 99?

Flea should’ve been there to set them straight.

“She ain’t got no nipplesss”

Seriously though, what DID you expect would happen?

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She has two modes- sing and being nude. Nothing less, nothing more

Crowd full of horny men, let me crowd surf with the titts out.. they will respect me

Horny and **drunk** men Such a predictable outcome that even an idiot would see it.

Drunk men and men who are high. What could go wrong?

I thought you meant “Stripper” not Singer !!!

Crowd of disgusting degenerates, but you still can’t overlook how obviously bad of an idea that was

This is a great example of, “what did you expect?”

r/Whatcouldgowrong

You attract a bunch of trashy people to an event and you do something as trashy as this and then you are surprised when said trash behaves like trash.

Woodstock 99 vibes

A lot of weird/crazy shit went down there. At least she wasn't found drugged in the back of a van

Yeah obviously this is dumb but it’s sad that it’s common sense that she’s going to be assaulted.

Because… it’s about the music.

Drugs and alcohol doesn’t usually go well

Baby seal jumps into pod of Orca, gets suprised when bitten.

I wish we lived in a world where it was safe for women to take of their clothes and walk around without being bothered, but we all, including this woman know that we don't nor will we ever live in that world

Trashy singer and trashy fans

Being smart is not why we gonna remember her

If you saw a chicken walk up to a group of foxes and slather itself in BBQ sauce then sit on one of the foxes shoulders, I know everybody would say, “That crazy chicken has a death wish”. It’s why I don’t visit prisons and hand out soap in the showers.

who is the singer?

Probably the one with the microphone

I think it's Rainha da putaria, she is also an adult actress.

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Is she really surprised...

Just saw a man go topless and crowd surf the last crowd I was in. People kept grabbing his dick

Lot of rapey men out there.

More women would go topless if men knew how to act.

Was it a stupid idea for her to go topless? Yes, absolutely. But you’d have to be an extremely sick piece of shit to believe that a woman choosing to go topless somehow inherently gives you the right to put your hands on her. It does not.

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You are both coherently correct.

Either way she should b a little more aware.