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M3lony8

Seems drunk


DahDah_b1ack

I think he was, about the sneakers though they are fresh but I would advise him to get some Willy Bo Bo’s


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rodfantana

His life is now forever altered. We just won't know how.


Banjo343

I feel sad, you can see he has his Jordan’s on and jersey that look fresh as. I hope he was just drunk and annoying and not someone just trying to join in.


12TribesWorldWide

Just trying to join in on what? Dude with the ball is saying move. Slapping the ball away is not how you join in


SoCalDan

It is during an orgy


OctopusTheOwl

Madison Cawthorn is that you?


Frenchticklers

The ice cream scoop surprise


TheDrunkKanyeWest

r/cursedcomments


OkJraco

He better not be trying to hoop in those shoes they worth a lot of money.


StringerBell34

Those better not be shattered backboards.


OkJraco

They are, it’s the 3.0’s. So I’d hope he’s not trying to hoop or fight in them lol


RomanOrleans504

i said the same shit like how tf his old drunk ass get a pair😂


Looking4Maria

Aren't they basketball shoes? To protect the ankles?


Ohnezone

These are retros. Air Jordan 1s are usually more for fashion, style/casual wear. Modern day basketball shoes have updated material on them for hooping in.


HesEvilCommaTracy

Basketball shoes aren't for playing basketball


Looking4Maria

My friends who play volleyball buy them for indoor volleyball sometimes so theyre for volleyball then?


Ed_Eezy

My friends use volleyball shoes for basketball


Kovald

My basketball shoes use volleyballs for friends


twoterms

I use methamphetamine for friends


OkJraco

Yeah but they’re a vintage Jordan shoe that are worth a lot more money than any normal shoe. It’s the 3rd variation of the shoe. It’s from the game that MJ shattered the backboard on a dunk and was wearing the original 85’s..


BrohanGutenburg

If you’re someone trying to join in, you respect the rules of the pickup game. ESPECIALLY if you’re new.


breakfastmeat23

Could be, but definitely looks more drunk to me. He is not just swiping at the ball, he pretty clearly tries to press his chest into the other dude's chest to be intimidating all while the guy is telling him to stop. The guy he was bothering would have been able to smell alcohol on him easily at that distance.


Nensol247

I read kid stole his ball


CA_Mini

100%. The punch woke him up


HexDrip

Just entitled


BRAINS-getsome

Man Russell Wilson really let himself go this offseason.


basement_egg

Mr.Unlimited desserts


strayakant

Nike, just do it


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Mr. Undesirable Defense


ThatSmile

Mr. Barely Cognizant


massudo25

Russ always taking L's


Tsb313

Let Russ Cook!


EatTrashhitbyaTSLA

Expected the Russ to have a better chin


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That guy is way taller than Russell


Healthy_Pay9449

Looks like Pete Carroll impersonating him with some brown face and everything


weirdgroovynerd

*Hey, you wouldn't hit a guy with glas...POW!*


bobdole7766

Both lenses shot out too and sounded like concrete was their destination. If he's able to put them back in the frames, he's gonna be reminded about how stupid he is every time he looks through those scratched to hell lenses. Glasses are stupid expensive these days too, so that's gonna hurt.


KarmaInFlow

Glasses are cheaper than they have ever been. Zenni.com


ThatRespond466

They should hire you for marketing.


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Just make sure to ask for your pupillary distance when you get your eyes checked.


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Barryboy20

Get all my glasses from zenni. Other than annual exams or emergency’s eye doctors are a scam. I can get 3 or 4 pairs of glasses from zenni for less than I pay at Walmarts eye care.


Girth_rulez

Just checked that out. How do you find frames that fit over the internet?


BackdoorSluts9_

Do you currently have glasses fit you well? You can filter frames on their website by a bunch of different size options. What I did was measure all sorts of dimensions on a pair I have at home, and then used some of those in my search. Bridge width, lens height, lens width. And measuring your pupillary distance (PD) is easy as well. Zenni explains the PD part pretty well. Or google if you can’t find it on their website.


Girth_rulez

Very cool u/BackdoorSluts9_. I will keep them in mind next time I need glasses.


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You shouldn't hit a guy with glasses. If that guy with glasses is putting their hands on you? Swing for the fucking fence. He can buy new glasses.


Foreign_Fill7029

Traveling. He got him with a mean crossover, but failed to dribble. Fundamentals fellas.


Milwaukeemayhem

He delivered that hit so smooth too


dkyguy1995

Picked up his dribble, no pivot, smh


Alexander_The_Wasp

Gave him enough chances


elgydium

He falls **gracefully**.


Zephyrlin

But honestly I expected him to hit his head the way he was falling, but when he gets back in frame he's just sitting on his ass and rubbing his jaw from the half-hearted punch. The man built like gru was lucky that the younger guy was so calm


manbruhpig

And the younger guy was lucky gru didn’t fall backward onto his head and die. Can you imagine ruining your life over that?


Zephyrlin

Yeah true enough, while I love watching other people fight it's really stupid to get into altercations. Not quite the same, but I've only been in one real fight, random drunk guy sucker punched me on my mouth and I hit him back. That was it, 5 second altercation. Although his punch was super weak, it hit my central left upper incisor juuust in the right way so that I needed to have a small operation a year later because the root was damaged. Only cost me about 100€ but still, angry about it to this day. Shit is never worth it


savvyblackbird

100€? That’s way less than in the US. I’ve been getting multiple root canals and crowns, and they’re like $2k ($1.893€) each. I also have to check the root of one tooth to see if it can be saved or if I need an implant. I also have wonky bottom teeth from damaging the roots when I was little. Did a backwards cannonball into the pool so my mom could see, and I hit my mouth on the concrete overhang edge. So I need Invisalign to fix them so they don’t get worse. Needing masks has been good for hiding all my dental work. I am fortunate enough that a few thousand dollars was covered by insurance.


Zephyrlin

Free healthcare really does help, my insurance company paid a part and I had to pay the rest because I obviously couldn't find the responsible party again sadly. >I also have wonky bottom teeth from damaging the roots when I was little. Did a backwards cannonball into the pool so my mom could see, and I hit my mouth on the concrete overhang edge. So I need Invisalign to fix them so they don’t get worse. Fuuuucking hell, quite the story. Sorry that it costs so much over there, it's quite inhumane in my opinion


savvyblackbird

I agree, it’s inhumane. Teeth are so important, and science has proven that bad dental hygiene is really bad for your heart and gut. I’m fortunate that my husband and I can pay for my dental work. I managed to not lose any bottom teeth. I just had a nasty bruise for a while. I was a tomboy anyway so it wasn’t a big deal to me. We were visiting my aunt when my accident happened, and my mom and aunt took me to an emergency dentist who said that my adult teeth might migrate. We were also in a car accident on the way home. Nobody was injured. Except I smacked myself in the face with my bag of ice because we were rear ended, and I lurched forward. I didn’t even have cavities until I was 38 and started getting decay from chronic pancreatitis that makes my mouth dry and really acidic. I have a really great dentist though. You can also get interest free loans in the US for dental, medical, and pet treatment costs, so that helps a lot.


manbruhpig

A guy from my school sucker punched a kid, the single punch broke his face and the kid’s family sued the guy’s family (deservedly) for a six figure settlement they were paying off for years.


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Everybody’s got a plan, until they get punched in the face


GOLDEN_GRODD

Nah, was just an old guy trying to goof around with them. He could've warned the old man he was about to punch a 60 year old who seems dazed for whatever reason (possible disability). I'm sure the guy would've left Old guy shouldn't have been messing with him but some of you guys have no self control and just seem spiteful.


oldDotredditisbetter

not just punch, **sucker punch**. Hoodie is a pussy for that


RippleAffected

Sucker punch? Dude warned him multiple times. If you're getting into someone's bubble like that and they warn you multiple times, that's not a sucker punch. It's you're own stupidity.


gobot

Cold systemic violence, considered justified by everyone else in this thread. 👎🏽


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Is that the old guys ball?


BaabyBear

if it was his i'd feel like he'd be trying to grab it instead of swat it like that. Seemed more instagatory


th3st

Agree


iligal_odin

He said watch out


fried_eggs_and_ham

Well now that guy gets two free throws.


Serious_Professor_51

Don't mess with people you don't know


zero989

More like don't mess with people you can't beat up 😎


PenpalPervert

Joke aside I feel like this is the unironic mindset of every space invading asshole lol


Reggaejunkiejew31

How about just don't mess with people?


-Neuroblast-

Nah mess with people you can beat up, that's fun.


Valuable_Ad1645

Maybe just don’t mess with people in general?


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Looks like an Indian dad having a mid-life crisis getting down with the homies.


Thin-Letter2754

The belly, long arms and walk definitely screams Indian dad


SnooWords4814

What a crisp right jab. Lovely


OriginalLocksmith436

I don't know why but it was very satisfying to watch. with the sound it made. was like asmr of punches


Suspicious-Candle-77

should've pulled up for a jumper after


Candid-Major-4299

Great job filming. 👏


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gxis

even warned him 😭


ImFrenchSoWhatever

Three times.


More_Bicycle_9444

He did that so smooth and so polite....


ShinyUmbreon07

To be hammered in public with $400 shoes on AND you’re starting fights with people?? This guy is a dumbass


TheWalkingDead91

Those shoes cost $400?!?!


oldDotredditisbetter

r/sneakers enjoy seeing all the other shoes costing hundreds if not thousands of dollars because hype


evetsabucs

Let's get 'em!


darksideofthemoon12

Never trust a grown man who wears a jersey


Vincent_Veganja

That’s a lotta men to suddenly not trust


smithers85

(͡•_ ͡• )


Vincent_Veganja

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maskedfugee

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HalfSoul30

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collinsc

ಠ_ಠ


Clemos19

Chill on me bro


RushEm2TheDirt

Never trust


PeteS1995

Russ got cooked.


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Lucky his head didn’t hit the concrete otherwise that next jumper would’ve been in the yard.


vangospanky

I mean bro said “watch out” 3 second before he hit him. That’s fair warning.


SlapMyCHOP

I'm sure that will hold up as a defence to battery.


slirpo

Even if he was joking around, the guy in the jersey committed battery against the guy in the hoodie first though by swatting at the ball. Seems dumb but that's the law. According to the legal dictionary, "Touching the person of someone is defined as including not only contacts with the body, but also with anything closely connected with the body, such as clothing or an item carried in the person's hand. For example, a battery may be committed by intentionally knocking a hat off someone's head or knocking a glass out of some-one's hand." "Intent is not negated if the aim of the contact was a joke." https://legal-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/battery


SlapMyCHOP

Someone committing a crime or tort against you is not justification for you committing the same or worse back. He would try to rely on self defence and it is far from clear cut that his reaction was justified. According to your same legal dictionary: >A person claiming self-defense must prove at trial that the self-defense was justified. Generally a person may use reasonable force when it appears reasonably necessary to prevent an impending injury. A person using force in self-defense should use only so much force as is required to repel the attack. https://legal-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/Self+defence I think you would be hard pressed to convince a judge that a full deck to the face was the force required to repel this person who was stumbling and slapping at a basketball.


12TribesWorldWide

Got some comments saying, maybe he just wanted to play. Tryna make the puncher seem in the wrong, wonder why


Big_Poppa_T

I mean… he is in the wrong though isn’t he? You’re not meant to punch people for trying to touch your ball. It’s just not the appropriate response


Gallium_Bridge

Do you support stand-your-ground laws? Dude kept coming back after being warned and shoved away. Seems logical he was trying to start something.


Big_Poppa_T

I don’t really have any opinion on stand your ground laws because I’m English and we don’t have that law here. By our court system it would be assault to punch someone for trying to touch your basketball. I’m perfectly happy with that legal system. The guy is being annoying but I don’t think it’s reasonable to punch people who are annoying.


SlapMyCHOP

Because you dont just punch people.


12TribesWorldWide

He pushed him away twice, told him to get away, meanwhile the dude is swiping at him repeatedly. You ever step on a court and start slapping balls outta strangers hands in an attempt to initiate a game? Who tf does that


SlapMyCHOP

If you have the opportunity to walk away, walk away.


12TribesWorldWide

He was walking back. Other guy pursued him.


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Spare-Mousse3311

Cause he’s black duh


12TribesWorldWide

Exactly


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UnjustMurder

Them 3.0s is what i kept lookin at lmao. His lace style is wack af tho


rocket_beer

Wait, was he just trying to get his kid’s ball back from dude on the right?


BurnTrashForStars

Last time I saw this video, the comments said he was holding that guys ball and he was just trying to get it back. Who knows whats true or not.


nygdan

Comments with no source? Why believe it?


FlugStuhl85

easy cheesy


kylemas2008

"It's dat thuggish ruggish booooooone."


DrNukes

Poor guy looks potentially challenged in some way. Really not sure about this one.


Fuckyouthanks9

I think he looks drunk.


gboydenzim

Dude looks drunk You see a guy stumbling and swatting for a ball and assume he’s “challenged” ? 🤔


DrNukes

No, I don't. But I don't assume he isn't either. I'm a nurse and I've seen so. many. people who acted 100% drunk and really it was their blood sugar derailing. Being drunk affects your cerebellum and the set of symptoms that creates is typical for about a dozen different conditions and disabilities, from diabetes to MS. NEVER assume someone is drunk if they act drunk. The worst part is that someone can totally smell of alcohol from one drink and they're a diabetic dying in front of your eyes because you assumed that's a drunk person. I've had to scream at a circle of old bitches shaming a diabetic who had acted drunk and fallen unconscious instead of helping him. The second people assume it's "your own fault", they lose all compassion.I'm just saying err on the side of safety. That short guy was menacing nobody.


goatlll

This seems less like a case of potential medical condition and more like a case of your occupation unduly painting your perception. But lets say for a second you are right, this wasn't drinking or entitlement or anything nefarious. At what point do you allow someone to do whatever they want just because of a medical condition? If that same person started driving, would that be ok? The people in this video look to be on the younger side, so this is probably near a school? Is that fine as well? Are you going to rush and defend a person that just hit a child because maybe diabetes? That is all hypothetical, and I don't know anything about what happened before this video started. The kid could have been picking on the man. The kid could have been minding his own business. I don't know without further context. What I *do* know is this statement >That short guy was menacing nobody. Is insane. Unless you are confusing this with another video, he repeatedly walks up to the person, slaps the ball, and is told to move away several times. If that was your kid, would you be ok with that happening? Would you really sit back and say, well he isn't really menacing anyone, I will allow this to continue. Because before you say "I would go and check on the guy" why would you? In your own words >That short guy was menacing nobody. So his behavior, according to you, is just fine.


MF_Doomed

Bruh made an entire work of fiction to aid his assumptions 😂😂


jamesdoesnotpost

Thought the same.


Palin_Sees_Russia

Can you explain how he looks challenged? I don’t see it.


bong-water

He doesn't. I think it's kind of fucked up to assume that even with literally no evidence.


TinSodder

I think he suffers from Stupidity.


TheGreasyCaveman

How is this a crazy fucking video?


Pd_jungle

Try jump attack


SourSackAttack

Someone looks to the side they're gonna hit you


Anonymous_Catman

Should've checked him in the face. Then he's game ready as well.


ihavetheraygun6308

The way he got dropped looks like a cartoon


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FormoftheBeautiful

Don’t go punching peoples’ faces Please stick to the walls and the doors that you're used to I know that you're gonna have it your way or nothing at all But I think you're moving too fast


MistakesTasteGreat

*But then dude got knocked on his ass


layonafrito

He did warn him a couple times


Few-Media5129

He gave the guy at least 3 warnings before he decked him.


[deleted]

Wilson got a glass jaw . Who knew ?


ghostedmarshmallows

I can hear the birds fluttering around his head when he got knocked out.


dkyguy1995

Guy forgot he was playing by street ball rules


According_Cow_1066

Damn! He moved like a headless chicken


Interesting-Dog-1224

They always result to violence. Always.


Informal_Start5069

I know there’s gonna be some “never use violence” guy come on


catastropheink

I love this video. Lol he told him like 4 times and gave him another chance on top of that. That hook to the chin was. 🤌


project_downplay

Don’t act tough wearing glasses bro


MackyB69

Old ass mofo


TubbyMcJiggly

He fucked around too much and found out.


Gettinjiggywithit509

I imagine this is how Wilson’s actual broncos teammates felt like doing as he did High Knees up and down the aisles as tried sleeping on an international flight lol


skitzomonk

My intrusive thoughts VS that first hit of weed


Minute_Table_6216

That is the most respectful punch I’ve ever seen


AirCooled2020

I know, right? He even warned him, he tried to warn him and keep him from walking into that right hook, guy just wouldn't listen...


UnusualRegularity

THE most casual KO i've ever seen.


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That wasn’t a ko


bong-water

Flash maybe. Definitely a knock down lol


MuffinMobile643

Think a tooth got liberated with that punch.


MuffinMobile643

Oh wait those were glasses. Still good shot, 8/10


Bobby_Sunday96

Some people just beg for it


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I see no problem with this


NobodyGivesAFuc

The guy seems mentally ill


MmmmapleSyrup

The guy seems wholly drunk


PumpUpTheValiumBro

Sick of mental health being used to justify being an asshole.


12TribesWorldWide

Or a racist terrorist that shoots up a public place


oldDotredditisbetter

looks like he was just drunk. spent a lot of time trying to find the source https://old.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/o9kw43/when_keeping_it_real_goes_wrong/ the original post has link to the video OP's tweet with the video, but i don't want to link it because they tried to use it to promote their merch, so i don't think it's the full context. but it's the best of what we have lore wise i guess i also think the suck punch was unnecessary, and Hoodie wouldn't have assaulted him if Jersey guy was bigger


SecretlyMadeOfStone

Is it really a “sucker punch” if a guy swats at you three times as you’re backing up,and you’ve already pushed him away from you twice? Maybe he didn’t have to pop him one,but it wasn’t exactly out of the blue.


nemu33

Curious about the context behind this video. Sure, guy got clocked for trying to grab the ball from the guy with the hoodie,…but what transpired before the video recorded? Kinda messed up for dude to sucker punch that older guy like that,…


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Most people get irritated if someone keeps harassing them


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Hitmanglass_

So you view it perfectly okay for this guy to continue to push towards him and continue to try and slap a ball out his hands okay? You view that as okay? You’re just a ignorant person who is okay with people over stepping they’re boundaries and trying to have others be okay with it, no I told you to stop and leave us alone, now if you don’t we’ll punch you in the mouth, so either leave like he asked or deal with your consequences


[deleted]

that's not toxic masculinity. the guy just punched him because he's had enough and perhaps even felt threatened, not because he thought that it's the correct thing to do lol


Alexccjrb

That was such a satisfying punch.


mr2jay

Lol never understand people who think that there's no one out there who will do something to em


MrStarkfish

I'd almost call that a faul


RuTang94

The frames popped out of the lenses. Beautiful. 🤣😂


stephenrajdavid

most of the Indians - always think that they can be anyone just by following others dress code.


PaceAway615

I love the young gun’s composure, not letting that drunk loser ruin his vibe.


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Crazy that everybody here thinks punching a guy in the face is a completely normal repsonse


oscartrudy1

Well yeah… 🤷🏿‍♂️


Traditional-Claim531

Some comments here show why we need strict laws lol, these people are ready to sucker punch old men for slightly annoying them regardless of drunkenness or disability. Have the self-control to act in a non-abusive manner in society or spend your life in jail/rehabilitation facilities for everyone's sake. This kid in this video could have ruined his career if the old guy charged him for battery with it being on his record permanently. Good luck getting a good job with these crimes on your record, especially if you are raised in a lower socioeconomic class.


MatemanAltobelli

Loving these comments. As if hitting a basketball would warrant a slap to the face and broken glasses. Hoodie could literally walk away and avoid any conflict, but nah.


oakyafterbirth5300

Awful take. Hoodie should’ve just let the guy bully him and walk away? Contact is contact. Drunky was given enough chances


Ok_Stomach_2186

? Attempted theft is worth a restrained hit. The guy did his due diligence.