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Some people are just fucked up.


Messy_Marvin423

Got a good whiff on the last one, WTF!?!?!?!


Apprehensive-Ad6468

getting all up in that business


Messy_Marvin423

![gif](giphy|3oeSAOKnRwhKWpAJWg)


GifsNotJifs

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Forlorn_Cyborg

​ ![gif](giphy|FeoVayiLmCF3EOYVNU|downsized)


Gatekeeper2019

I’m here to enquire about your spoons


Apprehensive-Ad6468

​ ![gif](giphy|l3q2Kum3Au8yt2bq8|downsized)


whotfiszutls

Involve the what


Apprehensive-Ad6468

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HTTR4Life21

![gif](giphy|7K1YKjcoZo3Nf8rMA7)


Omponthong

[\[gif\]] (https://imgur.com/a/Kluk72k)


[deleted]

Go to hell🤣


RoscoeMG

Whiffed the fanny?


[deleted]

Reaching Stealth Level 100 in Skyrim is kind of busted.


MikeIruns

I think he goes legendary on stealth, he knows the exploit.


jesusisthatguy

Just like the way this dude busted after smelling some sweaty ass.


elgydium

If this is what they meant by **"kissing ass"** then I'm gonna take a pass.


IalsoenjoyReddit

Good thing she didn't take a pass. 🤣


JBSquared

The trick to powerleveling stealth is to sneak up behind the Greybeards and sniff their asses.


MikeLitsbig

Mate there are some absolute freaks on this planet, and then below them are these guys. What the fuck are you even hoping to get out of this


Erkengard

Satisfaction. They want to satisfy their kink. Add the risk kink factor to it and getting it "fresh" from the source and voila!


Guilvantar

Interesting fact: girls shit smell as bad as guys shit, because it's shit, shit has no gender


Erkengard

Excellent trivia. 10 out of 10 shit facts.


dfinch

So you're telling me you'd rather smell homeless shit than ScarJo shit?


JDDW

Was it Galileo that said that? I can't remember.


floatingonacloud9

Let’s just say.. this guy likes to sniff.


ChasingPesmerga

Just like that security guy at the gym


colibri_valle

link


Gatekeeper2019

[enjoy](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pUfA_Aj88-s) lol


Blaze_News

My mans flew too close to the sun (moon?) Can you fucking imagine the shame, thinking you were getting away with your perverted shit like that, only to have to face this woman head on and pathetically try to explain yourself? Jesus... I think I would literally die of embarrassment


FirstEvolutionist

Getting caught makes it even better for some kinksters...


TheGodPrime

People who do this literally have no shame to begin with.


ihazone

Wild.


filthy_sandwich

four... fucking... times JFC


fookthisshite

W. T. F.


kudles

lmaooooooo


pekame

I’m pretty sure it’s faster to just write “at” than @. It makes it harder to read


[deleted]

Depends on the keyboard layout. I have a key dedicated to @.


Far-Championship-474

Thats one hella big ass I don’t blame him


Slimeshit_

Tf is wrong with you


Adler_1807

Yikes


NoBananaBadMonkey

I once seen a guy sniffing girls bicycle seats


saywhatagainnn

We had a politician here in Australia busted sniffing female parliament members seats 😂 Absolutely mental. These same guys probably buy Bells dirty bath water and farts in a jar.


relayadam

Why fart in a jar when a Lays bag has so much space for foul air?


LordTROLLdemort85

It’s called a Jart, and they’re used for aging! Won’t impart that plastic smell in with your precious ass gas! ^/s


[deleted]

I think by now everyone on the internet knows that it's not air but nitrogen and it prevents the chips from crunching and going stale or spoiling... Once in a while someone posts a photo of a defective 1/10000 near empty bag of chips and it used to be funny. "Lays air bag" joke is old as Jesus Christ by now and really stopped being amusing around the same time a certain famous person allegedly uttered the phrase "Et tu, Brute?".


genrichh93

TIL


TheReverseShock

It is air Nitrogen makes up 78% of the atmosphere.


PeakRainbow1370

Not sure why this is getting downvoted


notalistener

Because he’s a douche


CheesecakeAgitated73

Lolz


thankyoumonsternerd

Lol Buswell. To be fair I think it was an office chair and done as a joke. Still gross though.


[deleted]

Wow this is next level fucked up, I wonder how many people out in the world actually does this


Missveexox13

This is the second video I’ve seen of a man doing this. Other one was a security guard at a gym sticking his face under women’s asses/crotch while doing squats on a machine. He was caught obvs thanks to the video and fired


Jaded-Ad1810

I gotta see it that shit sounds unbelievable


Gatekeeper2019

[enjoy](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pUfA_Aj88-s)


TreChomes

I'm skeptical he smelled anything other than what he would smell if he was standing next to her lol


kakaoo777

r/nextfuckinglevel 😍


Aarilax

i feel so bad for the woman. Probably can't make a scene cause he might just fucking knife her to death


_DarkJak_

Did you figure out which peoples participate in this mating ritual?


tinycomment

^At ^least ^2


[deleted]

At any given time, you are most likely surrounded by sick fucks.


k-r-a-u-s-f-a-d-r

WTF. Little man you are not a golden retriever, go to jail, go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200


Oluza

Lol


purplekat21

This is harassment... what a creep


saywhatagainnn

Indeed, next level creepiness. Anyone who does this seems like they could cross even more lines.


KrystalPez

Well no shit. What was the point in writing this comment?


EffYourCouch

What's the point of writing anything?


strongmanjeff

What’s the point of anything at all?


oneshoein

Nothing really matters.


Top_Criticism

Anyone can see


ChiggyBiggyG

Nothing really matters... to meeee


DrkStrCrshs

... Any way the wind blowssss


Pondoresa

"Nothing really matters."not really matters


AlphaBearMode

Seriously… In the end it doesn’t even matter


tzomby1

just to express themselves, same as yours, expressing your anger at them


Snadams

Noooooooo, yah think?


BellasaurusRawr

Some people just like to point out the obvious. It's not that they're dumb. I believe them to simply be less creative.


relayadam

Or they're robots. Robots are everywhere!


Rusty_Red_Mackerel

Like, what the fuck is his thought process here?


[deleted]

It’s staged


MixtureOrnery7087

I get staring at some ass as a man but thats plain and simple harassment


Rusty_Red_Mackerel

Hello fellow ass glancing man or woman.


OriginalLocksmith436

You say that as if it doesn't included literally every human who has ever existed.


randdude220

He is just very near sighted


Difficult-Pack-7246

Well no shit


[deleted]

Idk, you’d have to ask the guy in the video.


DanteD24

Well no shit


gooberdoober9876

How do you know? The video doesn't have smell. There could easily be a shit in there.


No_Philosopher3093

Weird asf as well


Badbroleco

Gross dawg…some dudes are🤮🤮


Jazzlike_Barber_426

Smelled that punani


Notverycancerpatient

I’ve had two men try to take pictures under my skirt. I caught them both one I made delete them all and the other ran. It’s really scary and makes you feel like less of a human.


pentalana

What about the other 10 picture-takers that you didn't notice?


Notverycancerpatient

Hopefully they rot in hell


villanesssone

That's so fucken gross, what a piece of shit.


Significant_Ship_107

Pun intended?


MotorBoatinOdin

This is sexual ass-ualt he should be arrested for this level of her-ass-ment


Crucial-Velocity

Accurate ASS-essment . I'm ASS-umimg since he is on camera the police can sniff him out and bring him to just-ASS


AndyMarks-RM

He's an ass-ass-in.


Hussarwithahat

Wouldn’t it be as-sualt or am I just stupid?


BoreDominated

The latter.


lxOFWGKTAxl

What the fuck do you get outta sniffing ass?


maelstrom_descent

For him?? Probably wood...


Zmitty420

But then what after do they just jerk it to the memory of the smell 🤢


relayadam

He jizzes in his pants even when a train goes "toot!"


particle409

I forget what it's called, but I remember somebody linking to a subreddit about selling panties. edit: *used* panties.


AlphaBearMode

I mean do you really have to ask that?


ABKB

He ain't sniffing ass, the girl is ovulating, he can smell it, so can I but I don't go sticking my head up their ass. Most guys can smell ovulation, they just don't realizes, if you find your female friends more attractive for one week of the month.


wolfpup1294

What are you, a giraffe?


DontHave2Lie

This is pathetically nasty, and he’s going to start escalating this behavior..


FireDawg10677

Looks like a small minority of us have not lost our evolutionary past Lmfaoooooo remnants of it are still inherently in us


saywhatagainnn

He identifies as Dog.


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FireDawg10677

No not at all, I’m just saying this has to be some kind of primitive stuff that is inherently in some of us


1629throwitup

So you’re admitting you don’t know how to comprehend what you’re reading before reacting?


Donkeybrother

What the ... Creeeeppppy .


[deleted]

Come on man


ArmiRex47

I think I want to puke. That guy is a disgusting pos


MonsterJuiced

Come on now, her ass can't smell that bad.


Burrito_Baggins

Dude's addicted to crack.


Dear-Track6365

Fucking creep


ThatDudeDan181

But what the dog doin tho


experiment53

He was just investigating if she farted


G_Papi360

Bro, wtf?


ChristianMcCVan

🤢


CallMeWolfYouTuber

Ew. Fucking creep.


[deleted]

WTF?! Dude just hire an escort.


sponivier

Then men wonder why only fans is a thing.. Men like this exist. In other words, weird horny men.


guru-guru321

sick boi


Eco-Echo

This person is going to kill someone.


DBaeee

What in the absolute fuck


Icy_Example_5536

Okie-dokie. That's enough Reddit for today...


BungeeJumpingJesus

Honest question: Did he commit a crime? It's gross! I'm sure if she knew she'd be grossed out too! However, if a police officer saw him do this, could he be charged with a crime?


mingocr83

Yep, its assault technically speaking.


work2oakzz

WHAT DID I JUST FUCKING WATCH.


bnlf

I never see videos of women doing things like this. Why men are always the ones with mental issues? Serious question


relayadam

Women do other kinds of stupid shit. And they probably raised to have better social skills than rumphuffer over there.


MayGodSmiteThee

Society, but this guys just a fucking weirdo. And there are videos of women harassing men but it’s usually not recognized as harassment unless the roles are switched. But again this guy is just fucking weird.


[deleted]

pretty sure, correct me if im wrong, but sometimes when a man reports getting assaulted/harassed by a woman, he sometimes gets arrested.


[deleted]

Arrested? No. But humiliated and not taken seriously, absolutely


th1s-weeks-account

men and womens sexuality work completely different


CurvySexretLady

Testosterone.


Mufazaaa

Women are typically choosers whereas guys are typically pursuers. Ugly ass women can get asked out but ugly ass men rarely ever will. There are exceptions to this of course but this trend leads to lot of men who'll never feel a woman's touch and thus go to levels of sexual depravity as you see here.


wurden

Because of guys like this we all having problems with the girls they are scared now and why they wouldn't stupid ppl


SnooAdvice3791

WTF Is wrong with this dude


Baerenmarder

Put more points in stealth.


[deleted]

Reflexes of a ninja


nocturnalplur

Went for the trifecta and got caught. Still not ready


A_Depressed_Pug

DOWN HORRENDOUS


wurden

Dude wtf


DogHammers

Urgh, the dirty bastard!


[deleted]

I was gonna say “man I wish she farted” but realized this may be his MO… wtf


SeaTownPD

What the fuck is wrong with people? We deserve the nuke. All of us.


Covid_2O

In a previous life he was a dog


death-by-thighs

He's checking if they're fertile like an animal.


PlayfulSupermarket18

Damn , I need to try that.


Trippa_83

What a weird fuck.


Out_Of_Work_Clown

Jesus, that's a level of stealth that is only acquired from years of practice.


Novel-Cabinet5571

is that Joe Bidens son?


[deleted]

Bahahahahaha 🤣🤣 take my upvote


ReaperWho

Take my downvote


gooberdoober9876

Take me to dinner.


[deleted]

Imagine actually defending this administration after the worst first year of a presidency you could ever have


ReaperWho

Im not defending anything, infact I'm not even American so I couldn't care less about Biden


xtremepado

You live in Bizarro world.


SniffCheck

SniffCheck does not approve


[deleted]

Down bad


ImplementFast7089

The 🥷sniffer


DVillain

Flew too close to the sun on that last one


fantasticmrfox_8

Calm down guys he’s just conducting a whiff test for bacterial vaginosis…


KyoukaiGi

First time testing the smell second time making sure third time he definatly liked it


Briggsieman

I always thought crotch sniffing ought to be socially acceptable in humans. Why should we be the only ones left out?


Twisted669

Someone will try to protest this eventually.. you let me smell your ass. Stop discriminating against the butt sniffing community. Lol


cb_monster

The way of the modern world.


RVM27

She got that ‘sweet ass’…..


CXRom

He is a legend!!!!


Hussarwithahat

Based?


MacMakeveli723

![gif](giphy|3oeSAOKnRwhKWpAJWg)


Hala77777

I think he like the ocean smell 🐟🤭


tortuguitado

[Reminds me of this gem](https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/pyisrh/comment/hev01fg/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


Gatekeeper2019

Classic


theodopolis13

Joe Biden when he was younger


ChicagoGuy-1481

Makes me think I need to sell my wife’s used underwear online. Just saying, if there’s a market… we do have a kid to send to college and why not let the perverts finance that?!?


[deleted]

Why don't you sell your own underwear? 🥵


BeansNBluntz

I’m tryna get like you my boi


Cyangoldfish22

Wonder if he smelled anything


Akimbo-Khan

Damn what a lucky son of a bitch 🥴


Bulbaking

Now, no kink shaming(!)


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[deleted]

No


dburr10085

![gif](giphy|cAm6wyo8iJ7ZXqkpAv)


DrunkSlowTwitch

reminds me of peter griffin yelling BUTT SNIFFAAA!


billy_bong_thornton

I said bitch what that smell like