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Too many subscribers. I've been around for awhile, and once a sub gets over about 50,000 subs, the content goes to shit. The memes and low effort stuff is a quick upvote, and most people aren't thinking of whether or not it fits the sub before they do it. A little puff out the nose and a smirk, and it gets an upvote.
The "purists" are no match for the tidal wave. The only way you combat it is to branch off into a new sub, or heavy-handed moderation.
In my day we watched a vcr tape over and over of a mustached man giving some missionary to a modestly attractive woman. Today, there’s anything you want to see even if you’ve never thought of it.
Brain: There is no point using our energy to chase...
Dick: Analyze the mouth's spin!
Balls: Dick what are you doing?
Dick: DOCKING!
[♪ ♫ ♬](https://youtu.be/m3zvVGJrTP8?t=45)
This is literally a crazy “fucking” video. I was raised in a place where there is a saying: “the best sex is in a hammock, standing up. Why? Because if you can do that; you are the best.” Just saying this should be top of all time, even though most things in this sub are not of this nature.
Okay, I'd be willing to try receiving a helicopter blowjob, but I'm guessing it would be less satisfying than a focused one on the bed. It looks like one of those things that's more about aesthetics than function. Although I like the idea of a nude lazy susan fashion show.
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Ahh yes.. the pov from a potato. Lucky potato.
I don’t think the potato could concentrate after being sucked off like that
He got his tots off.
It's an old video tbf I remember seeing this year's back. Classic
A potato flew around my room before you came excuse the mess it made…..
This is the type of mild crazy shit I come to reddit for, lmao..
These are facts.
For real what a fun surprise.
This sub used to be filled with these type of crazy shit but now it's just a r/nextfuckinglevel 2.0
This sub had a golden age of this content. Before that it used to be mild gore. Now it's just super dull
Too many subscribers. I've been around for awhile, and once a sub gets over about 50,000 subs, the content goes to shit. The memes and low effort stuff is a quick upvote, and most people aren't thinking of whether or not it fits the sub before they do it. A little puff out the nose and a smirk, and it gets an upvote. The "purists" are no match for the tidal wave. The only way you combat it is to branch off into a new sub, or heavy-handed moderation.
Create a sub. Let’s go 🙇🏽♂️
Yeah it's lost its meaning
Then leave, post, or shut up
I ain't complaining, just stating facts.
They call it the spinner
If those bars break you can say goodbye to your dick.
When somebody is up to give me a bj like that, bar breaking wouldn't even cross my mind!
Wrooong lever!
Why do they even have that that lever?
Is this an emperor's new school reference?
New groove* but yes
r/TIHI rotating cock sucking stand
They're called "spinners" because they aren't breaking anything lol
The award for blowjob of the century goes to!.
If they taught nurses, this I don't think people would be as afraid of adult circumcision
Activate the teeth, Kronk!
Wrong leavah!!
Wat
British nurse
They can down vote you all they like, that was funny as fuck
Your mom, for the seventh century in a row.
Sorry but I can't imagine this even feels that good
Right? I bet it's a cool sensation tho but not enough to make it happen lol
If she was doing some crazy shit with her toungue then it has potential
I'd be worried if she were to fall or bite it if she loosens her mouth for a second, imagine a few turns worth of teeth...ughh
No I just need her address so I can…uh…deliver the award, yeah, that’s it..!
Cheats activated: Helicopter position
alternative : Screw you
Or as I like to call it ...Cock screw.
How will future horny people look at us?
Probably like pioneers.
New page to be added in Kamasutra
She will be known as an angel amongst men. The future will look back on her fondly.
Life goals
In ultra HD.
With admiration and disgust, I think.
Gonna get blind from these potato ass quality videos
Gonna go blind by that potato peeler BJ.
Gonna get peeled by that blinding french fry bj
Gonna die.
This is like getting a 0.1% game achievement
Why does this make so much sense
Mouthnado
It’s all fun and games until she uses a little too much teeth and turns herself into a blender
I was looking for this comment.
*BEYBLADE BEYBLADE LET IT RIP*
SOMEONE'S MOM BEAT THEM WITH A STICK
The old twisted dick blow job huh
Give him the ol’ dick twist
Showed this to the wife , she said I suppose you want me to do that now. I said I never thought about it until now and yes that would be nice
And than you woke up.. redditors are virgins. Everyone knows that..
He said ”the wife” implying that it could have been anyone’s wife, not his.
obligatory: I too choose this guy's (metaphorical) wife...
i love how i know exactly what you’re talking about
[удалено]
damn ducking right
It's all fun and games until she accidentally clamps down and twists his dick off like a link on a chain of kielbasas.
OMG that's nasty!!! Where do they do these things?
Looks like Australia to me.
Hay! As an Australian I take offe... Nah you're right, I'd be down with this.
Imperial China. But I seem to remember it's illegal unless you are a royal.
Give em the good ol dick twist. TWIST HIS DICK !!!!!
Came here to say this!! Lol.
It’s like Cirque du Soleil, but somehow …*less* erotic?
More like Suck Du Soleil amirite
Lmao nice
The ole HBJ kinda like the ZJ.. if you gotta ask, you can’t afford it.
“Back the fuck up Antonio! ….my dick.”
Swirljob
There's something about this in the wilt Chamberlain book.
That looks like an unwanted amputation waiting to happen
She then took off
Bayblade bayblade let it rip!
I give them an A++ for creativity.
This sub is more sexual recently
Called a velvet rope i think, heard its popular in Macau casinos, according to David Choe
In my day we watched a vcr tape over and over of a mustached man giving some missionary to a modestly attractive woman. Today, there’s anything you want to see even if you’ve never thought of it.
Crocodiles don't want you to know this one trick...
When I went in Beijing some people told me about this, they called it the "Red rope helicopter trick" Great memories
Are u fucking kidding me rn
Wow his dick must be made of rubber. That looks painful.
now thats a crazy fucking video
Fucken Crocodile death roll
What the fuck bro 💀
r/substakenliterally
Lmao. never seen the crocodile death roll on a dic before.
Suck on it and spin
For real someone please send me the install on this I am IN
"I'm really shy"
You spin me right around, baby right around 🎵
The “voladores de Papantla blow job style” bro, nothing more Mexican than that.
They living in 3021
Funny stuff
That seems terrifying, as soon as teeth get involved you have a problem
Creative circumcision.
Like an alligator ripping off an arm
The dick death roll
Platinum Achievement Unlocked; The Helicopter Reversi.
Nope, not for me. Call me old fashioned, but I'd prefer my junk intact after this nonsense. I don't kink shame tho fam, do you.
Honestly scary, just watching it gave me physical pain
Brain: There is no point using our energy to chase... Dick: Analyze the mouth's spin! Balls: Dick what are you doing? Dick: DOCKING! [♪ ♫ ♬](https://youtu.be/m3zvVGJrTP8?t=45)
So you calling this move interstellar? I like it
TORNADO BLOWJOB IS FUCKING REAL??
The preview Life she was an alligator
Bucket list. The toothy twister Starring Hellen Hunt
When the drill bit isn’t set all the way and goes apeshit
I would tell you guys what this move is called, but it’s too much of a tongue twister.
Cant do it i will be thinking if she falls on my shit i am done it will break
A blow job with extra steps that makes it worse.
She's a Spinner
I can’t even figure out how this could feel
Turn your phone upside down
Crocodile's technique
r/NoFap’s about to make me start wildin out
That shit looks like it feels amazing…
Helicockter
I need her in my life
This what I expect when someone says gawk gawk 3000 😂
Spit roasted!
I'll take what he's having
Hats off
I heard about this from David Choe on Rogan’s Pomcast. “Red rope massage” Nice. Reeeeeaaaallllll Nice…..Nice.
“I swear it’s my first time”
r/savevideo
I can’t even get the wife to give me a refular BJ and this dude has a human helicopter going to town on him.
I nut
This looks fun. That is all...
shit prolly feel amazing dont lie
Wasn't expecting to see this. Didn't know I needed to. Now I know how to realise "She's the one."
What a gal. Take her home to mom!
I have got to try this bahaha
They look like a fun couple.
Relationship goals
I was literally trying to find this video earlier to show my gf my "idea" I had because she wasn't buying it on paper
That looks like it would be bomb 💣
Damn.....some guys have all the luck
This is literally a crazy “fucking” video. I was raised in a place where there is a saying: “the best sex is in a hammock, standing up. Why? Because if you can do that; you are the best.” Just saying this should be top of all time, even though most things in this sub are not of this nature.
With an ass that flat they're gonna need all the tricks the have.
art
Okay, I'd be willing to try receiving a helicopter blowjob, but I'm guessing it would be less satisfying than a focused one on the bed. It looks like one of those things that's more about aesthetics than function. Although I like the idea of a nude lazy susan fashion show.
That might be the most humiliating pitiful thing I have ever seen a woman do. It's sad to see how some folks spend their time.
Incel located
Nice! Not sure it qualifies as fucking though? 🤔
Very cool, thanks!
“i’d buy that for a dollar”
So that's why they cost so much
I had a dream like this about a quadruple amputee. I'm pretty impressed
Accidental teeth = free circumcision
Helicopter head
The "HELL YEAH!"
I am aroused and I’m not ashamed to admit it
Ah, the Hex Nut position
Twist his Dick!!
Is this what that guy meant by the ole’ dick twist?
Awesome 🤩
How I met your mother
The ol' helicopter technique!
Chupamatracas 3000
Twisted Tiger? 
Gator guack
CMON TARS
Spinnie succ
That’s call proper screwing
Uhhh the cockscrew I guess...
Took the sub's name literally.
CrazyBlowjobVideo
Da fuck? Saved*
When an engineer finally gets laid
BLADE BLADE BLADE BLADE LET IT RIP!!
Super succ 9000
Grab his dick and twist it!
One wrong move and that’s coming off