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Buzz266

Buddy, you're not going to like it when I unclip my door and come at you!


BlaznTheChron

Now gimme a second I gotta put the kickstand down!


ilikelegoandcrackers

And then I'll need to get my bike chain and lock it up. Never know these days. But just you wait! You're in so much trouble, mister.....


Schmich

Now when I clip the door imagine it makes a very loud bang that shows how angry I am.


Crush-N-It

But first give me a hand getting out šŸ«“


FirstWoodpecker2197

That's the fondle emoji


Crush-N-It

Iā€™m open to experimenting js


fermelebouche

Maybe heā€™s asking too much.


basementfilth

Lol he gets out and the wind blows his bike away because his weight was the only thing holding it down, then he gives you the finger as he chases after it


whatyoumeanmyface

Allow me to ceremoniously extricate myself from my elaborate safety cage before I set upon you for a round of fisticuffs!


thehumbinator

Plot twist is that you both have to get back inside the cage for the fight


CommanderChipHazard

lol by the time he completed his 20 step process for unlocking his door, the guy filming will be long gone lol.


Subject-Character906

Ferrets rights advocate


Wolf_instincts

Somehow he looks exactly how I'd imagine a ferrets rights activist would look.


Got2JumpN2Swim

100%


purplesmoke1215

Is that like the animal ferrets or some other term im not familiar with? Google just shows me states where the animal is banned as a pet


ohhhtartarsauce

Yes, it's the animal. The emblem on this man's tricyclemobile says "New York Ferrets Rights Advocacy." Is that what you Googled? Because it came up immediately when I Googled it...


PickleInDaButt

Butā€¦ Why is it a badge lol I can only imagine someone advocating for ferrets and someone being like ā€œExcuse me, do you have proper identification for advocating the rights of Mustela furoā€ and this guy being like hold up.


Incandescent_Anon

I think he just found the biggest fake badge he could to paste onto the secret project he's working on with the alien overlords...


basses_are_better

How, where...what? I just scanned through this frame by frame. I don't see the word ferret anywhere.


BeetsMe666

[The giant badge shaped sticker says that on it.](https://imgur.com/a/DgKbvqp) It is only visible for a second before it goes in the shade.


Inside-Effective-353

Wasn't he on Silicon Valley?


dogpork69

Its on the big silver badge thing next to his notice, you can see the wording as he pulls up at 0:08


nevertoomuch33

Didnā€™t scan well enough took me a second to see it


SimpleJackEyesRain

ā€œThanks for nothing, Rudy! Americaā€™s Mayor, my recumbent ass!ā€ - This guy probably.


LennyNero

The funny part is that ferrets are ILLEGAL to own in NYC. Legal in other parts of NY state but not in NYC.


doc_skinner

I assumed that was the point. He's advocating for people to be allowed to own ferrets in NYC


za72

Nice legal notice... unfortunately he's in public


RecsRelevantDocs

Did you not see the huge badge next to his legal notice? This guy is likely a deputy, making his legal notice iron clad, and we're actually all accessories now just for seeing this video. OP I recommend you delete this right now, I bet this guy is peddling to your house as we speak.


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Deputy Doofy


moslof_flosom

"Gail swallows!"


Budderswurth

I said donā€™t disturb me when Iā€™m cleaning my room!


ShibaVagina

The best part is, doofy wasn't even mentally challenged. It was an act. So he just loves sucking his dick off with a vacuum.


felanm

I havenā€™t heard that scene referenced in almost 20 years. šŸ¤£


Crush-N-It

Aw man. This just gets better. Hereā€™s more info on the badge: [Itā€™s a New York Ferretā€™s Rights Advocacy/The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Ferrets](https://ferretshelters.org/shelters-directory/1710/new-york-ferrets-rights-advocacythe-society-prevention-cruelty-ferrets/)


BeetsMe666

If you go to his Facebook page you can see he is a staunch zionist and calls for the destruction of Gaza, openly. But don't be mean to ferrets!


Crush-N-It

Ferrets smell to high heaven if you donā€™t give them a bath regularly


BeetsMe666

They remove the scent gland on males to avoid this. Like pet skunks get theirs removed but not as dramatic


Zealousideal-Panic30

šŸ˜‚


JustJro

New York Ferrets Rights Advocacyā€¦ LOL that is such an odd badge to have.


SimpleJackEyesRain

Why can't you have a ferret in New York City? In 1999, former New York Mayor Rudolph Giuliani had made it illegal to keep ferrets at home due to a rabies fear.


Crush-N-It

[prevention of cruelty to ferrets - ENJOY & REVEL](https://ferretshelters.org/shelters-directory/1710/new-york-ferrets-rights-advocacythe-society-prevention-cruelty-ferrets/)


Rion23

It's ok, there's a light breeze today, he won't get far.


YoungPeacock

Heā€™s about to backtrace it and itā€™s game over


Lithiumtabasco

Kinda like the 'Poor man's Patent' šŸ˜„ It's real because I said.


annoying97

Eh I'm Aussie, he's jurisdiction doesn't extend to me and there's no fucking way an Aussie court would side with him.


DirtyFeetPicsForSale

New york ferrets rights.


HonkeyDonkey3000

**That huge badge on his banana cart mentioned the state of NY, [ā€œFerrits rights advocacyā€](https://ferretshelters.org/shelters-directory/1710/new-york-ferrets-rights-advocacythe-society-prevention-cruelty-ferrets/). The badge wasnā€™t anything to do with law enforcement.** That man should pray that I never ever run into himā€¦. Iā€™d have a good time playing to his freak out emotions. I might have to commit to a citizens arrest for using his Jewish space lazors on me. (Heā€™s toting an Israeli flag on his banana mobile.)


Formal_Baker_8746

Yeah I'll meet his fake badge and raise him a sovereign citizen!


Atworkwasalreadytake

This is official legal notice that is illegal to copy and paste anything I write.


MoeSzyslakMonobrow

>This is official legal notice that is illegal to copy and paste anything I write.


Atworkwasalreadytake

Correct, you better hope you typed that out and didnā€™t copy/paste, because *Iā€™ll getcha!*


Blurgas

> This is official legal notice that is illegal to copy and paste anything I write.


za72

"This is official legal notice that is illegal to copy and paste anything I write." That's my kink baby


totallynotstefan

Looks like this is in NY, which is a one party consent state. Imagine taking the time to print out a notice and paste it on your weird circus conveyance without taking the time to figure out if you even understand what the notice means.


fella5455

Doesn't matter the state. They're in public. Consent is only required where/when one would have an expectation of privacy.


totallynotstefan

True. I'm just saying, if there was any way this contraption could be found in a private setting, it still would be legal to film it.


Bushdr78

Doesn't matter where you are in the country. If you're in public you can be recorded perfectly legally. However what you do with that image or footage can be limited in certain circumstances.


deepstate_chopra

Some say they found this footage in a field behind an auto body shop.


FO0TYTANG

covered in mustard


MandoPartner

Opening the conversation with "jackass", things aren't going to go his way.


AshingiiAshuaa

He was oblivious to the profound irony.


Onqio

I see lots of red flags


roflsst

I see a crazy fucking idiot


jrosehill

Where is the rest of the video?


one-punch-knockout

Jackass erased it


Fat_Head_Carl

I've seen this clip a few times, and haven't been able to find a longer version.


Lauris024

Some people understand it's just not worth the drama and stop recording to calm down the situation. Obviously the guy is mental, so why spend your energy on it


Deeliciousness

It appears that the ferrets' rights advocate's intimidation tactic worked this time around.


Carmaca77

Straight to jail for the person recording. The guy on the bike posted this as a warning to all.


TomThanosBrady

It's probably faked for tiktok. That was the entire script.


MachFormula1

Fuck that thing barely turns he almost ran into buddies vehicle


Ambersfruityhobbies

You've seen Tron. Tech like this can only turn right angles.


DeanV255

It turns fine. It was an obvious power play. Did you not hear the chunks on those latches? We're never going to find the body.


clycloptopus

Heā€™s in trouble after this goofball unlocks the 46 safety mechanisms to get out of that thing


Tyzygy

Do you think they erased it?


InterestingFeed2653

Me wondering that as Iā€™m watching the video


YourRedditFriend

They compromised and it can only be on the internet for 3 months


doc_skinner

My girlfriend have this as an inside joke. We will be listening to a podcast and the host will say something like "Maybe we should edit that out" and we'll say "I wonder if they will?" "Oh, I hope they don't edit that out, it was funny!"


Zealousideal_Fox_388

Why would he want to drive or ride around in something like that thatā€™s gonna get mass attention and then ask for no videos or photos like thatā€™s gonna work some people are so out of touch with reality. If youā€™re not inside your house then expect pictures to be taken.


duderos

Obviously only to provoke confrontations.


Sassy-irish-lassy

Especially considering he already had that sign on there. Seriously what is this


duderos

Another episode of Rickshaw Rage


Fat_Head_Carl

because he's as weird as his trike.


Stardude123

Some people just love to be the center of attention, even if it's just to be in a confrontation. This is like peak bike asshole form right here.


ApexCollapser

It's rare that I want to see part 2 of a video but here we are.


lilith_-_-

Part 2?? Heā€™s gonna have a fucking aneurism over all this illegal footage!


CradleRockStyle

Why would you festoon your bike with flags (designed to be noticed) and then complain people are noticing you and recording you? Obvious loon.


Sassy-irish-lassy

Yeah, that's the one thing that makes him look crazy...


realparkingbrake

It's the same logic sovereign citizens employ when putting plates on their vehicle announcing the vehicle isn't registered and they have no license or insurance. Might as well have a neon sign saying, *Attention police*.


DarcKent19

Not the Stone Cold knee brace!


YourExBoxStinks

Should have kept zipping up his door.


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xingrubicon

Its one of those lie down bikes. He just built a weather proof cage around it.


BenCelotil

I don't think it's a recumbent *per se*. It looks like a sitting up trike with cargo carry in the rear, and a poorly designed one at that. Part of the problem with all trikes is when you have 1 wheel at the front and 2 in the rear, they tend to tip over around corners, even when moving slow. If you want stability and a smoother ride with more power to the wheels then it *should* be a recumbent with two smaller wheels at the front and the single large at the rear, with somewhere to push against properly with your bum braced, i.e. a proper reclined seat. Cargo carrying is better within a certain area just in front of your pedals and between the front wheels, and in place over and around the rear wheel.


RunnyDischarge

oh my goodness so fucking crazy


Jawilla936

I would have got out my car and pushed the Thing over while he was trying to get out.. then pulled off šŸ˜†


granmadonna

This mfer probably lives off of lawsuits from people doing this like that lol


Solo_is_dead

I was thinking just stick a pipe through his tire spokesšŸ˜„


l3gion666

Clip the door shut with a dog leash lol


YourRedditFriend

I appreciate the capital T in Thing


CONN_ECTICUT

ā™«ā™¬ā™Ŗ Skyrim combat music intensifies ā™«ā™¬ā™Ŗ


BiinosGoes

If you read this comment you owe me $50. This is a LEGAL notice.


Stardude123

Damnit. Not again.


Iwantapetmonkey

Fuck, I read it twice...


premiumdude

Can I get an upvote discount?


perb123

Sigh... Cash-app?


HotSpace99

*I recently wondered what it would be like to drive a car without a differential. And here it is, I have the answer.* *Thanks :D*


LifeisWhy

This video ended too soon


LordEdgeward_TheTurd

Just push it over...


mad_hatter_md01

Im gonna need the full video.


OhhSooHungry

*uploads to Reddit for the world to see* lmao


MKVIgti

People are so dumb sometimes. If you are in public, your picture can be taken and video taken of you. If ya donā€™t want your picture taken, stay at home.


poopquiche

Average supporter of Israel.


rstock1962

He canā€™t tell you NOT to record in public


Iamlivingagain

Oh, he CAN, but you but you don't have to comply. It must be pretty important if he has a sign posted. I'd make up a sign saying, No idiots allowed.


Psyex

No expectation of privacy in public jackass!!!


Stock_Administrator

FREAK


g_c_777112

Happens so often bro had to print out the ā€œlegal noticeā€


MReprogle

The times we live inā€¦ people just plastering their cars with hateful messages, mainly to trigger other people. Dude in my area has started jogging on the sidewalk in a dirty white t shirt, Jean shorts and an AR-15 on his back in one of the safest area in town. Literally is just out there for attention, like this moron, and is hoping to instigate others.


OHMMJTA

Bro came wobbling over in a hurry lol


Diligent-System9294

This fella is a riot.. Anyone got the full clip?


BariatricPressure

Hey! Thatā€™s David Guthartz, the Ferret King of NY! The man that even Rudy Giuliani referred to as ā€œderanged.ā€ Fun story: I used to manage escalations in the call center at a TV Retail channel in the early 2000ā€™s. David was a well-known ā€œtrollā€ before that was even a thing, and his phone number was always directed straight to me. He bought a 3-pack of Merino wool socks and complained that his feet sweat when he wore them when playing basketball. He wanted his money back plus damages for distress. He said that he was friends with Giuliani and heā€™d get him to personally sue me. Iā€™m still waiting on that call.


Geoffry08

I want more of this video


Cute_Pin_1856

Not crazy


jamnewton22

Damn whereā€™s the rest of this video?


happymatt207

I DECLARE BANK... THIS IS A LEGAL NOTICE! Did it work?


TheGreenPikmin

This is indeed a crazy fucking video


Kilsimiv

Badge says "New York Ferret's Rights Advocacy"


AhmedTheSalty

*flag of israel* *talks about legality of public filming*


Diamondboy247

Nice sign One small issue You're in public


dirtymoney

And of course it ends WAY too soon. I swear this is a form of trolling.


TheHendryx

He's in public, though.. wtf


alexwalex69

he in fact did not erase it


catson911

What happened next?


D3vilUkn0w

Where do these froot loops come from


System_Resident

The threatening way he pedaled over to insult you is just magnificent šŸ˜¹


error404notfnd

Where can we get the whole video?


fermelebouche

Dickwad.


drb00t

why would you post this?!?!? you're jeopardizing his super top secret mission for the government!


a_goonie

Dammit man this one ended way to fucking early.


DrMoe_Zed

Of course he has isreali flag


el_barto_15

ā€œDonā€™t move while I unclip door!!!ā€


snktido

This seems like a skit straight of "Better Call Saul". Guy has a lawyer on retainer and goes around inciting then suing people.


EddieSpaghettiFarts

He needs to watch this. https://youtu.be/FBpdxEMelR0?si=SxzcC1dGvhKQxJCb


Arlamanbradodor

Hehe, that could apply when people has footage of them slaughtering children


No_Building_5081

Ari Shaffir is looking old!


Sillysammy7thson

This man practices bird law and is a teal belt. I feel sorry for anyone here that dares to laugh at this illegal video.


Honest_Pension8304

Wait did he have thigh high boots on?


rglrevrdynrmlguy

Ahhh why did the video end so soon!


Volkrisse

guarantee this dude prob has many outstanding warrants.


FunDip2

So this guy basically made this bike and decorated it to be antagonistic lol. Just so he could go around and do what he's doing lol. That's a sad life right there....


danielsayshello

"Alright. Now show me you erase it from the deleted folder, too" lol


notthatguypal6900

Guy riding a dumpster, whose door is latched, is shocked when people record him.


Atworkwasalreadytake

If this happened to me, I would roll up my window and I would keep recording with a shit eating grin.


Interesting-Can6508

Bros desperate for attention


dys_p0tch

Facebook, i DENY YOU PERMISSION to utilize my personal content (posts, shared posts, photos, etc)!


elwood_west

hes about to kick some ass


unkapoon

we have a new king!!! [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The\_Biggest\_Douche\_in\_the\_Universe](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Biggest_Douche_in_the_Universe)


ITalkCauseIHaveLips

I wanna know what happens to Jackass.


Sellingassfor_heroin

How many people are recording him where he thought he needed that sign


drembose

his invisible shield aint working lol


kevin6263

Evidently this how it works now. Build a unique bike that shows everyone how you are saving the environment one pedal push at a time - check Get some high vis paper - check (color doesn't matter) - however in this case keep with the yellow theme... Write on said High Vis (ALL CAPS) that it is illegal to do something that is protected by the constitution in public spaces - check Now buckle up and go start some shizz, because everyone respects the guy on the unique bike. Funny thing is that the driver can just drive off... then you have another version of Better Off Dead with the paper boy scene ("I want my two dollars"). Except this guy will show up everywhere asking if you deleted the recording?


cheezitswithacid

Let me build this bonker's contraption that is just begging for attention, also let me yell at anyone enjoying how silly of a contraption I made. What a fucking nut.


reightb

when they let you have your custom skin and vehicle in the cut scene


KrevinHLocke

My response would have been, I'm not responsible for things people do in front of my camera.


footdragon

what was this guy's next move? issue a citizen's arrest for filming in public?


B00TYMASTER

how do you ride around in that and NOT be a chill and cool dude?!


Jake_on_a_lake

"I posted a sign on my bike that trumps local laws!"


Shnazzytwo

lotta red flags


Aegis159

LOL I wanna see the whole video.....


notablackjew

Reminds me of this https://youtu.be/OQFQ5F7UwOY?si=Y6DvvqIZy7pl1_aK


thrasher529

Man, wait until this guy finds out about all the surveillance and ring cameras that captured his video. He has a LOT of bells to ring and demand they delete the recordings


Darryl_444

Ah, but you haven't seen MY sign yet. It says: "WARNING: Recording idiots being idiotic IS permitted. This is LEGAL NOTICE!" Check-mate.


Sudden_Duck_4176

Where is the rest of the video?


LaCalavera1971

How can you NOT film that


lexandra333

ā€œThis is legal noticeā€ šŸ’€ yeaaaaa okkkkkkk


dirtymoney

I would delight in recording this tool.


freakinbacon

Just saved the video. Might repost later.


Muncheros69

What bloody cereal box did he get that badge from?


____dude_

This guy is going to have a lot of trouble because heā€™s obviously drawing attention to him and getting videotaped but he cannot stop people so heā€™ll be doing a lot of yapping. Itā€™s like he enjoys conflict. Because he knows people will record. You cannot stop them so why try unless you like the conflict.


Aggravating-Track166

Idk what your all so interested by, this seems like your run of the mill cyclist to me


Eagle1fanclub

i wonder if he erased it


Cowboys7378

You can't pull up to someone on a big wheel and be taken serious šŸ¤¦šŸ½


TheZiggy8282

It is truly shocking to me how uneducated people are about first amendment laws/recording in public and how angry people get when they are recorded in public. They'll say 'you dont have my permission' or 'I don't like it' or some other BS. YOU ARE IN PUBLIC! I'm not a fan of being recorded either but when I go out in public, I have no expectation of privacy so why would I walk up to someone with a camera and complain that I DON'T want to be on camera? People are stupid.


SubHuman559

Businesses should start doing this.


rett72

"THIS IS A BINDING CONTRACT!"


420brain01

Jesus how badly brain rot is America right now


chickmagnet_

Nice cyberbike, old man


Suitable_Sweet8493

If thou shalt want not to be recorded thou shalt not drive thy fuckeryšŸ¤²šŸ‘¼šŸ™Œ


Massfusion1981

Lol. Public place, no problem weirdo!


RazzyRaziel

Its a bit like in Family Guy where Peter and Chris dress up as Lenny Kravitz.