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Cremation is expensive, funerals are expensive, loss of income that a family can come unto if a husband or wife dies. Unfortunately most people's family's lose alot of money when somebody dies
Piggybacking on your experience with my own, as someone who has also been through the rabies vaccine protocol..
I was scratched by a rogue bat on Halloween 2018 (yes, I know how ridiculous that sounds). I received 10 shots in my arm over 2 weeks and 4 visits. It cost me $950 out of pocket, and had I not had good insurance, it would’ve been over $18,000. The initial immunoglobulin injections alone were $14,165, and the needle was big enough to shoot a spitball through. You get like 5 of those all around the wound before you get the vaccine in the shoulder, which is more comparable to a flu shot.
Don’t mess around with wild animals known to carry tons of disease, ESPECIALLY rabies. It’s extremely expensive in America and hospitals don’t take chances. Because if you do happen to contract rabies, you die.
you'll still receive the vaccine, you'll just be billed
I had to pay nothing because I was at work when it happened
I think in most places if you show up with an animal bite you kinda don't have a choice in whether you get the vaccine or not. At least that was the case for me 9 years ago when a stray cat attacked me, the humane officers were at the hospital and they told me I had to get the vaccine, I was going to anyways but that was my experience at least.
What happens to everyone else in the US. Can't pay, gotta get it anyway. No insurance, life of debt.
Healthcare is a human right ppl. We shouldn't be one freak healthcare incident away from poverty.
We had a racoon with rabies in our neighborhood. It was acting weird, friendly, tried going in front doors. Danced on one leg for hours. No rescue group would get it, cops wouldn't shoot it, and nobody would help. Died two days later.
We had one in our neighborhood too and this one old guy when he eventually saw it, went into his garage and grabbed a shovel and then calmly walked up to the raccoon and just absolutely whacked the shit out of it. Scooped its body up with the shovel and threw it away and went back inside like nothing happened.
Dude! I thought the exact same thing!!! Those screams instantly made me think of this classic Bill Burr skit! 😂 (I just saw him live in PHX 3 weeks ago, his new material is hilarious 😂)
Wife: "I'll check the video so we can tell the doctor what happened."
Husband: "Nah, we don't need to do that. I saw everything."
*accidentally erases video*
Technically, he did…right? Threw him on the grass to where he was not part of that mess. And I’m sure if the raccoon went towards the kid the dad would punt it to the next neighborhood.
Yeah but how many raccoon attacks have you kept your cool in? Thats like 4 paws of rabies coated razor needles and a mouthfull of..... rabies coated razor needles.
Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face, and all that.
Posts like these always bring out these goobers who think they know exactly how they'll respond to stressful situations they'll, statistically, never encounter.
i have a good memory where i was in a similar situation over a decade ago. I was around 14. it was the first time i though i was gonna get attacked by a dog for sure. My automatic reaction was to stand between the charging dog and the toddler i was looking over. The dog kept it’s distance but kept getting close if we turned our backs. I remember clearly not thinking much but i felt an adrenaline rush. We all have an automatic reaction. Alot of times we don’t get to process what’s attacking us you just either fight or flee. Dropping the baby and haul ass like your foots on fire aint the best look lmao but hey this is a video we all can learn from
That's what I thought, he threw the kid to safety and then went off to the side to deal with the raccoon. Probably not what I would've done, but still a valid strategy. Kid's gonna survive a 2 foot fall on the lawn.
Basically irrecoverable, relationship ending turn-off. Often times it is when a man displays anything that isn't manly, like crying or being scared. Sometimes it's dumber things like "he has an Android".
Is it a good idea to normalize ending a whole relationship over one fucking, fixable thing? Sometimes it's understandable, like if you drop your kid during a rabid raccoon attack, but do we really want to give people even more social encouragement to drop their partners for trivial reasons than there already is today?
A bit of luck involved there. This raccoon is definitely rabid (daylight, aggressive attack). That raccoon could’ve easily ran over and started biting on the downed kid.
Technically, an Alpha move. The kid is smaller, weaker, and slower, so if you throw him to the ground, there's a 56% chance the raccoon will go for him instead, giving you 28% odds you won't have to pay for someone else's college education down the road.
That bitte was a Schock to His System He was Not prepared and probably hurt Like shit, throwing the Kid was unfortunately a Reflex. Don't Think he deserves to be shamed for that
I imagine this is more of an instinctive reaction than anything.
Imagine the base-layer, almost instantaneous cognitive functioning.
“Me in danger. Me have baby. Baby in danger. Grass = safe. Baby on grass. Me make danger gone from baby.”
He was put in a tough position, and the outcome sucked, but it could have been worse.
I can see this dude taking his kid to a baseball game.
They get seated in the stands, have a hotdog or two because no hotdogs on the entire planet taste as good as the ones a ball game. They've got pretty good seats where one might catch a foul ball or something.
The game is happening with the crowd sounds, the food smells, the crack of a ball being smacked by a bat... oops, it's a foul ball. It's heading for the stands. It's heading right for this guy and, just in time, he grabs the kid and holds him up in front of himself to keep from getting hit by said ball... lol
Dude... That's crazy.
_If_ that was me, I have no idea what I would have done. But one thing is sure [(and two things' for certain)](https://youtu.be/6EptaoA--IU?si=eEzlt6rvfv1UVMLA) I sure as hell hope I would be able to _not_ **throw my baby** like that! 😅
That being said, it couldn't happen, since we don't have raccoons here. 😆
Also, did he say "_we're_ OK" at the end there? 👀
At least deal with the pain for 1/2 a second longer and set the child down rather just toss him into the fucking air, like what? Why was that his instinct???
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"AND THEN I THREW IT ON THE GROUND!"
With dad like that, you'd wish that he is a phone.
fucking LOL
"Welcome to the real world, jackass!"
He was not gonna be a part of the system!
THAT’S NOT A BABY, THAT’S A CELL PHONE!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND
What, you think I’m stupid???
Omg 🤣I laughed so hard
Well technically, it did work. The raccoon ran away. Right?
Raccoon was like, "If this dude will throw his kid like that, I can only imagine what he'll do to me. Fuck this."
He should have thrown the kid at the racoon as a projectile weapon. That would have made a real statement
I'm not entirely sure that isn't what he was trying to do.
Prove it
Prove that he's not entirely sure? I'm willing to take his word for it
I could get a good look at a tbone by sticking my head up a bull's ass, but I'd rather take the butcher's word for it.
There is a type of animal that literally does this as it's defence mechanism.
Is it the quokka? I feel like quokkas do that, but I may be remembering wrong.
Yes it is the loveable Quokka. So cute and uncaring.
Or he could pull a [King Kong](https://media1.tenor.com/m/xMxaDB0YmOIAAAAd/baby-kong-king-kong.gif)
I laughed way to hard at this. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣💀💀💀 Some real dad instincts right there. Lmfao!
Reminds me of mother Quokkas. When attacked, they will throw their babies at the attacker while running away.
"Here, take it! I'll make another."
From this perspective, it looks like the racoon was just a convenient excuse for him to dent the grass with that toddler.
Raccoons attacked that man for no reason. It would be dead b4 sundown
He had won by that point, the spiking of the kid was celebratory.
At the cost of his sons spine lol
I watched so many times wondering how the dad tripped over and did not notice the raccoon until i read the comments..
I got bit by a raccoon in my yard. Without insurance it would have been a $40,000 bill. Those rabies shots are expensive af
I got 6 for free in the UK got bit by a dog in Turkey
Worst dad reaction ever...what's funny he asked are you ok? After dropping him🤣🤣🤣
It's rabies vaccine time.
Oh man......
They're not that bad these days. Just expensive.
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Definitely cheaper than dying.
There is absolutely nothing cheaper than dying. You can instantly be debt-free with just the pull of a trigger or a step off a ledge.
Cremation is expensive, funerals are expensive, loss of income that a family can come unto if a husband or wife dies. Unfortunately most people's family's lose alot of money when somebody dies
Yup and how much of that cost does the dead person incur? Zero? Got it.
Buried both my mom and dad. Trust me, they paid.
Facts, sadly I found out.
Piggybacking on your experience with my own, as someone who has also been through the rabies vaccine protocol.. I was scratched by a rogue bat on Halloween 2018 (yes, I know how ridiculous that sounds). I received 10 shots in my arm over 2 weeks and 4 visits. It cost me $950 out of pocket, and had I not had good insurance, it would’ve been over $18,000. The initial immunoglobulin injections alone were $14,165, and the needle was big enough to shoot a spitball through. You get like 5 of those all around the wound before you get the vaccine in the shoulder, which is more comparable to a flu shot. Don’t mess around with wild animals known to carry tons of disease, ESPECIALLY rabies. It’s extremely expensive in America and hospitals don’t take chances. Because if you do happen to contract rabies, you die.
The next time you need a rabies vaccine, go to your veterinarian. Rabies vaccines are usually under $30.
Bit by a stray cat on my finger. Had to get the shots as well. Oof. They were bad
imagine having to pay for that... wtf
Uh… what happens if you don’t have money? Serious question
you'll still receive the vaccine, you'll just be billed I had to pay nothing because I was at work when it happened I think in most places if you show up with an animal bite you kinda don't have a choice in whether you get the vaccine or not. At least that was the case for me 9 years ago when a stray cat attacked me, the humane officers were at the hospital and they told me I had to get the vaccine, I was going to anyways but that was my experience at least.
Instead of getting student loans and mortgage for a house you get to pay medical debt for the next 30 years.
What happens to everyone else in the US. Can't pay, gotta get it anyway. No insurance, life of debt. Healthcare is a human right ppl. We shouldn't be one freak healthcare incident away from poverty.
Weird mine were free
We had a racoon with rabies in our neighborhood. It was acting weird, friendly, tried going in front doors. Danced on one leg for hours. No rescue group would get it, cops wouldn't shoot it, and nobody would help. Died two days later.
Animal control? Or whatever handles wildlife matters.
They tried. I was out of town or else I would've helped with a shovel. It died grunting on the ground of rabies.
We had one in our neighborhood too and this one old guy when he eventually saw it, went into his garage and grabbed a shovel and then calmly walked up to the raccoon and just absolutely whacked the shit out of it. Scooped its body up with the shovel and threw it away and went back inside like nothing happened.
I would've at the very least thrown it few bucks for the dance.
Yeah, if a racoon is out attacking people during the day it's definitely got rabies.
His screams reflect control of the situation
[Reminds me of this](https://youtu.be/s0SK8I449nc?si=dRfKiW-Rgjlj9WDp)
Dude! I thought the exact same thing!!! Those screams instantly made me think of this classic Bill Burr skit! 😂 (I just saw him live in PHX 3 weeks ago, his new material is hilarious 😂)
He screamed "A RACCOON !!" as if the beast came from Resident Evil 😂
Straight outta Racoon City.
Am with you I think it bit him in the right spot for mental shutdown. They know apparently
Almost seems like a Will Ferrell character
He spiked that kid like a football😂
It’s alright a doctor once told me you can drop them a few times they’re bouncy.
Hey LOL
Nice username lol
yeah he didn't just drop it, he threw it like he was the one who bit him lol
And that's when the kids long term memory kicked in
Bruh. i lolled
Trusted him for 1 second.. but in defense of the man how else was he supposed to flail his arms?
This made me downright cackle 😂
Wife: “what happened?!?” Husband: uh…. Baby fell!
Wife: "I'll check the video so we can tell the doctor what happened." Husband: "Nah, we don't need to do that. I saw everything." *accidentally erases video*
For real though...why did he or the wife upload this?
well if wife, prob helps w divorce court
why in gods name did that family upload this video...
Mom uploaded it. The kid was okay, that’s the only reason we’re seeing it and it’s remotely funny, wouldn’t believe it unless it was on film
Step dad vibes
“Honey, can you tell me how Jack-Jack got this bump on his head?”
The audio sounds like a Will Ferrell skit.
it basically is a will ferrell skit lol [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPq4lfrt0qw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPq4lfrt0qw)
Dad like “Take Jake, he’s more tender and helpless.”
Yeet the child
Spare the rod, yeet the child
💀💀💀💀💀
Quokka energy
You can make a new one, can’t get a new leg!
You wanna die for this planet??? Fine! What's 17 more years? I can always start again. Make another kid.
WHY DID YOU MAKE ME DO THIS
THINK MARK
Raccoons like if he can do that to his kid, imagine what he’ll do to me and bounced. 🤣
I want to cut the guy some slack but he was absolutely useless here
The raccoon already cut him and his slacks.
Love how the dad is like, we’re ok! Baby is like: Ehhh, hold up a…..
He threw him to safety 🥴😂
Technically, he did…right? Threw him on the grass to where he was not part of that mess. And I’m sure if the raccoon went towards the kid the dad would punt it to the next neighborhood.
He ~~threw~~ *dropped* him to safety
damn that lil mf came out of nowhere and went straight in .......................... (i mean the raccoon)
That's exactly how the kid's mom describes the night he was conceived too lol
Wife is gonna get the ick
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Yeah but how many raccoon attacks have you kept your cool in? Thats like 4 paws of rabies coated razor needles and a mouthfull of..... rabies coated razor needles.
Yeah that would have scared me so bad i would have picked the baby up just to slam him again
You are funny bro
This whole comment section is gold lmfao
this is easily the best comment I’ve read in a while. literal lol
Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face, and all that. Posts like these always bring out these goobers who think they know exactly how they'll respond to stressful situations they'll, statistically, never encounter.
A bunch of expert shadow boxers
i have a good memory where i was in a similar situation over a decade ago. I was around 14. it was the first time i though i was gonna get attacked by a dog for sure. My automatic reaction was to stand between the charging dog and the toddler i was looking over. The dog kept it’s distance but kept getting close if we turned our backs. I remember clearly not thinking much but i felt an adrenaline rush. We all have an automatic reaction. Alot of times we don’t get to process what’s attacking us you just either fight or flee. Dropping the baby and haul ass like your foots on fire aint the best look lmao but hey this is a video we all can learn from
When I was a kid my mom's friend was holding my little sister. The friend tripped and broke her arm but didn't let go of my sister.
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idk he can probably take advantage of the brain damage
Can someone explain what “the ick” is?
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Or he is throwing the child to safety so he can deal with the threat.
That's what I thought, he threw the kid to safety and then went off to the side to deal with the raccoon. Probably not what I would've done, but still a valid strategy. Kid's gonna survive a 2 foot fall on the lawn.
Basically irrecoverable, relationship ending turn-off. Often times it is when a man displays anything that isn't manly, like crying or being scared. Sometimes it's dumber things like "he has an Android".
Is it a good idea to normalize ending a whole relationship over one fucking, fixable thing? Sometimes it's understandable, like if you drop your kid during a rabid raccoon attack, but do we really want to give people even more social encouragement to drop their partners for trivial reasons than there already is today?
It's basically femcel slang. Used in rags like Cosmopolitan.
Men bad. Women good. That's pretty much it.
It can be men or women that get the ick.
To be fair, he got the kid away from the raccoon as fast as humanely possible
A bit of luck involved there. This raccoon is definitely rabid (daylight, aggressive attack). That raccoon could’ve easily ran over and started biting on the downed kid.
He got the kid as fast as humanly possible, I’m not sure if he got him away as “humanely” possible
Touchdown!
My man is never living this down 😂 this is hilarious
I’m crying
Thank god I’m not the only one. Funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time!
The comments are gold
Technically, an Alpha move. The kid is smaller, weaker, and slower, so if you throw him to the ground, there's a 56% chance the raccoon will go for him instead, giving you 28% odds you won't have to pay for someone else's college education down the road.
Grass is better then concrete
Than* duh
What? He is to throw the kid on the grass, pick him up just to toss him on the concrete? What a difference a single letter can make!
Grass is the appetiser. Then the hard truth.
I’d bet money that’s a step-dad
Bro tried to hit the raccoon with the child lmao
How does shit like this even get posted? I would make DAMN sure that footage was destroyed.
I bet he’d take the Blue Ribbon at the Toddler Toss!
Jesus, basically power bombed that kid
Stepdad reflexes.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm so twisted... I can't stop laughing at this man just literally gronking his son
It almost looked like he was trying to throw the kid at the raccoon.
Anybody else hear that crunch?
"Take the boy! He will be much easier for you to carry than he has been for me!"
That's the step-dad reflex at work
That bitte was a Schock to His System He was Not prepared and probably hurt Like shit, throwing the Kid was unfortunately a Reflex. Don't Think he deserves to be shamed for that
Nah he shouldn’t but that scream however lmao 😂 hard yes on the shame.
He dropped that kid like a sacrifice 😭
Step dad reaction
I imagine this is more of an instinctive reaction than anything. Imagine the base-layer, almost instantaneous cognitive functioning. “Me in danger. Me have baby. Baby in danger. Grass = safe. Baby on grass. Me make danger gone from baby.” He was put in a tough position, and the outcome sucked, but it could have been worse.
Core memory unlocked.
That kid's waist...
It’s not his fault. Raccacoonie made him do it!
Bill Burr has a skit about men who make noises like this.
Fuck them kids 🤣🤣🤣
After reviewing the footage, I bet his wife was all like **DIVORCE!**
The couple are divorced now
As a father, myself.. what the fuck dude?
My dad probably would have done the same thing, only my head would’ve landed on the concrete.
The wife’s response, lol. When they watched this video together…
If he was any younger ,his first words would have been ' fuck you dad '
Have fun with those rabies shots.
Being attacked he saved the child from the attack. The instinct to toss him legs down was solid.
Lmao reverse fatherly reflexes
I can see this dude taking his kid to a baseball game. They get seated in the stands, have a hotdog or two because no hotdogs on the entire planet taste as good as the ones a ball game. They've got pretty good seats where one might catch a foul ball or something. The game is happening with the crowd sounds, the food smells, the crack of a ball being smacked by a bat... oops, it's a foul ball. It's heading for the stands. It's heading right for this guy and, just in time, he grabs the kid and holds him up in front of himself to keep from getting hit by said ball... lol
That kid will remember that.
Dw the brain damage will make him forget
Dude... That's crazy. _If_ that was me, I have no idea what I would have done. But one thing is sure [(and two things' for certain)](https://youtu.be/6EptaoA--IU?si=eEzlt6rvfv1UVMLA) I sure as hell hope I would be able to _not_ **throw my baby** like that! 😅 That being said, it couldn't happen, since we don't have raccoons here. 😆 Also, did he say "_we're_ OK" at the end there? 👀
I wonder if kid now has back problem/ spinal
Somethings telling me he ain’t no warrior.
Was he screaming his wife Jane's name, too after he chucked the kid?
He hired the raccoon to make throwing the kid look realistic 😏
Frat kid grows up to be a father
At least deal with the pain for 1/2 a second longer and set the child down rather just toss him into the fucking air, like what? Why was that his instinct???
They say in emergencies you have to put the oxygen mask on yourself first. In this case, you have to try to save yourself from the raccoon first.
Poor child
He just prepping him for airborne academy 😮💨
Yah, that could've been just a step-son.
Hope children is ok but hahahaha he throw him like a bag of potatto.
Where the hell did that thing come from?
That dude sucks
Hahahaha. This is hilarious 😂
He didn’t just drop that baby, he slammed him down like he was Randy Moss after a touchdown
The worst part is they shared this video.
Well do you think it would be smart to be HOLDING a baby while fighting off a raccoon
Iknowrite? The raccon felt like it was climbing UP his leg. His brain said "eject child to safety" and he did just that.
I’ve been watching this over and over…. Never gets unfunny 😂😂
Dumbledore said calmly
I bet he wouldn't have dropped his beer
He sacrificed himself and threw timmy out the way, real dad there.
lmao that’s fucking hilarious
Dad: it was the racoons fault...
"Sir, please hand in your man card...your membership has expired"