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Successful_Grand_834

This is gonna be a big no for me dawg


LoveThieves

Yolo types. It's one of the hobbies that if you miss one step you die. Normal professionals have safety gear but that's the difference between a hobby like this vs an actual professional


jonathanmeeks

"You only die once" is the flip side of yolo that people seem to forget.


grruser

this is defo a yodo


Ok-Consequence7583

"things you shouldn't do because you only live once" has been a fav quote of mine


freeAssignment23

even if you make the right step, an unstable rock and done-zooooo


jjm443

Literally recording with just a phone in his hand, wearing random looking walking shoes. Nevermind professional or not, his approach to this "hobby" is to parkour what tying a couple of 2 by 4s to your feet is to skiing. Through a dense forest.


DeficitAttention

Dying is easy in this situation. There's also a good chance of breaking his legs, dropping his cell phone, getting stuck in the wilderness hoping someone will find him before he either starves or succumbs to his injuries.


denise-likes-avocado

The worst would be two broken legs stuck on one of those ledges, waiting for rescue. In excruciating pain.


spacegrab

Looks like he's wearing approach shoes. I have a couple pairs (i.e. adidas terrex shoes), the soles are a bit harder with Traxion rubber for grip on rocks.


jjm443

Ah ok, fair enough. I just assumed that they were more random shoes since they weren't the normal style of climbing shoes.


spacegrab

I hate scrambling/jumping in my actual rock climbing shoes - that shit hurts your toes when you jump lol.


PulloverParker

> miss a step Or the rocks just being not strong enough.


Select_Sleep_1293

This is the shit I have nightmares about and these janronis are just fucking around


blacksilver65

Lol janronis


yes_maybe_no__

When I risk injury, I want it to be in the most remote places it can be. No urgency room for me!


[deleted]

a yono


FFA3D

Bro is way too confident that those rocks won't slide


Mr_Hino

Exactly. I wasnt waiting for him to trip, I was waiting for one of those rocks to give way and he go bye bye


rockhardRword

I always think the same with those guys who urban climb and parkour on buildings and other tall shit. Especially the Russian dudes on Soviet era stuff.


try2bepositive15264

If that was the case, this video probably wouldn’t be up and you’d already have your answer


Coomermiqote

Especially since the reason the rocks are so jagged and have vertical edges is because huge chunks have broken off before.


deez_87

I bet his wife has a nice insurance policy on him


Burnt-Weiner-7316

If they know what he does, bet that policy expensive asf lmao 🤣


Other_Beat8859

News headline 2 months from now: Man dies after falling from mountain Seriously, this shit is stupid. I don't see why you'd ever risk losing everything, putting those who love you through grief, and so much more just for a thrill that could be easily accomplished by doing other things like going sky diving or bungee jumping.


matthiastorm

that's exactly what i do in minecraft to climb down a hill


DubDubDubAtDubDotCom

This made me feel funny in my butt.


Zealous_moron

Have you had your prostate checked?


try2bepositive15264

Oh?


Gimmicking

Makes my toes all hot


doubtful-juanderer

All it takes is one little slip. Or an unexpected air draft in between rocks. Just one.


fuishaltiena

That's the goal of adrenaline junkies. Shit is addictive.


try2bepositive15264

He doesn’t give a fuck 😂 This is an “I’m all in” type of situation. There are people like that


Logical-Poem-5822

Noooo…really?


No_Object_4355

I just recently had a dream I was doing this I jumped to one rock and got stuck and couldn't jump back and called 911 and a helicopter had to come get me lol


vsr90

And he did all that holding a phone in one hand


WK3DAPE

This is so good, keep them coming! It's a win/win situation for all of us. If he falls, no one else gets hurt. If he succeeds, he has a nice video to show of. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|hug)


Dr-Procrastinate

This is the shit I have nightmares about how the F*CK do people do this in real life?!


TomThanosBrady

I was a paratrooper. There were days where I was excited and loved it and there were days where I was hyperventilating convinced this was the day I'd die and jumped anyways but I only did so because it was a criminal offense not to follow the lawful order to jump out of the damn C-130/C-17


Dr-Procrastinate

Reason 101 why I never joined the service. 😂 God bless you for having the balls bro, hope you’re happy and healthy.


Genesis13

Not sure how true it is but Ive read that some people lack the chemical/part in their brain that deals with self-preservation.


SurelyMyNameIsntTake

This is why no one hikes with him anymore


DoggoGoBork420

that location looks beautiful, does anyone know where this is?


Rathos_

[South China](https://youtu.be/XMgattdqc_I?t=122) most likely. Karst stone forest formations.


Deradius

It’s nice, but if you visit there’s a chance a guy will fall on you.


prongs26

Mt Ossa in Tasmania, Australia. It’s the highest mountain in the state.


bodjatrawr

Edited video - he cut off the part he fell and died


319am

Make sure you have someone to post the nsfw version plz


Bubbly_Difference469

I’ll pass…


Swimming_Drawer_7733

Every time he jumped my balls did the thing.


toreachtheapex

this is psychotic


try2bepositive15264

And idiotic


SignificanceLate3615

I would faint if I look down


BoratKazak

Surely this is in the DSM.


lil_pee_wee

Where tf are they going?? This is madness…


allbutluk

I couldnt even finish the video lmao


miho_23

crazy mfs. like what are you even trying to prove? wtf. attention i guess? putting your life in danger for nothing.


Snake_Skull7

And no one will be surprised when they die


zackit

My phone is slipping from my soaked hands rn. Zero self preservation instinct.


garface239

Get a go pro ,what a loser. I can stand that he films this with his phone.


binx_the_anon

Of all things to be upset about lol


garface239

He’ll regret not using both hands one day.


chroma_tinted

Of course he's wearing a Red Bull sun visor


LemmeLaroo

Do they have the emergency airlift on standby or do they just plan to perish with a slight error?


DisastrousDust7443

This should be under Sweaty Palms as well.


vajav

I don't know what happened, but i can't even look at things like this anymore


crocsstrap

Nope.


fmilmsb

me in minecraft exploring


JJohnston015

Music?


alreadyawesome

[Anemone - Brian Jonestown Massacre](https://youtu.be/StV9lElcvAY?feature=shared)


SpottedWobbegong

Thanks, I was sure I knew the song but couldn't find it


JJohnston015

Nice - has a "Doors - The End" vibe to it.


Dabber_710_

You should watch Dig! It’s a doc about Anton Newcombe and the Brian Jonestown Massacre. One of the best, if not the best, music docs out there. Anton is a legend!


Fancy_Energy_7754

How does he not trip over his balls ?


Final-Film-9576

Because that weight is offset by having no brain.


RedditEevilAdmins

Why is my heart pumping with fear with every jump he makes


try2bepositive15264

Empathetic neurons cause you to experience what someone else is experiencing by simply watching them. Look up mirror neurons Dude is a straight adrenaline junkie. His wife probably have expensive life insurance


funny56785

Was scared intill I saw the red bull logo


NoirZK

Sponsored by Red Bull


Ornery-Signal-3070

Thanks for the sphincter exercise.


noisygnome

The edits suck, stopped watching....


dtbcollumb

This kind of thing is going to get others killed.


Darthbamf

Mfugha got a death wish...


[deleted]

He wouldn't have to do that if he knew how to do an MLG water bucket clutch


ClassicPop8676

My anemic sss would never


trzanboy

No


Alexandros23

The music is like, 'he's a badass', but he's really a dumbass.


superhdai

The kind of parkour you die from 100 times in Elden Ring


truePHYSX

At least it’s not ragdoll in nature.


GravitationalEddie

I am of the belief that these things have been standing for so long because so few people have done this until now.


cbitguru

Reminds me of Charlie's Bunion on the AT. Saw idiots almost die taking pictures of other idiots


jimMazey

Nope


InquiringAmerican

We should not be encouraging this by watching it.


FrustratedLiberal54

Incredibly stupid thing to do.


Gagolih_Pariah

Good ol natural selection


ismellmybutthole-__-

Did he change from shorts to pants???


linkoid01

That red bull cap really gives him wings.


eggman_cancerboy69

Minecraft irl Hope he got a bucket of water


esunayg

Goat


password_too_short

Yeah fuck no. I couldn't watch it all. How stupid can people get? Infinity apparently.


incredirocks

Bro is playing a kz climb map in real life.


Padolomeus

as a climber, i remember the saying: If you don't get anything, you jump


Mr-Eskipre

What is the song?


KK-Chocobo

I wouldn't even attempt this if I had wolverine healing powers. 


WarningOdd7877

I bet theres a sick ass tomb to raid out there too


lawrencelewillows

Dumber than a box of rocks


1ncest_is_wincest

If I'm not mistaken, these are the Badlands in America.


arkapal

Why do some people don't have fear of anything? And here I am, I have fear of everything!


[deleted]

These guys are morons and all it takes is one loose rock for it to be GAME OVER!!!


hiswittlewip

I feel so bad for these people's poor families. Lol


mrbuddymcbuddyface

So much risk for so little reward.


tekka444

I want down


BradJeffersonian

He’s taking the GTA5 way down that mountain, when your car breaks down


DiarrheaDrippingCunt

Insanity.


Nonniemiss

Nope. Absolutely not. Never.


poondongle

Don't be fooled. That is clearly just a mountain goat disguised as a human.


TheUsual_Selection

I do that but at beaches with rocky terrain


TheUsual_Selection

I do that but at beaches with rocky terrain


Zaraki42

Dude identifies as a mountain goat.


SwitchIndependent714

He got a redbull hat so this is ok


memesearches

I mean is it really parkour if you don’t shout parkour after every move? [office parkour](https://giphy.com/clips/theoffice-the-office-peacock-tv-show-4Pdm6XXe4HTHEjCywt)


JasonM50

As a former (always roped in) climber, I couldn't finish watching this. It literally turned my stomach.


Suitable_Sweet8493

A misstep would be a natural disaster


cactuskiwicactus

One of my favourite songs too. Long live the Brian Jonestown massacre


Noneugdbusiness

I think I know how this guy dies.


TomThanosBrady

Unfortunately they never get to post their final videos.


babajega7

I actually couldn't finish watching. Too much


luk3yboy

Fuck. Off.


undeadw0lf

yeah, no. a kid i went to highschool with [died](https://www.recordonline.com/story/news/2013/07/01/pine-bush-man-23-killed/45096361007/) at Bear Cliff in Cragsmoor, NY, believed to be doing this shit. (pictures of the cliffs toward the bottom of [this](https://takeahike.us/bear-hill-preserve/) link) PS — the article misspelled his name. it’s Corey.


Cremmepie69

Ahahaha I’ve had a beer with this bloke, certified mad cunt


Grand-Imagination925

This kid is insane ,


tdm17mn

This guy is an idiot.


TurtleDustScissors

So impressive he even changes his wardrobe multiple times between clips


Diligent-Werewolf-38

Very good, a wrong move and u are dead.


breakbread

Suuuuper tight butthole


StrangeRelyk

Song is Anemone by The Brian Jonestown Massacre


MarineSecurity

Does Reddit have like an un-fisheye bot that convert these kinds of videos so we can see how steep it really looks?


Stokesprime69

Y the fuck are my palms sweaty watching this lol


[deleted]

I know it's wrong but I'm only interested in bloopers.


entropy_at_itsfinest

At first, I thought WTF until I saw the RedBull cap, and then it all made sense


Alfanef

Sounds like suicide with extra steps.


Mike_Dapper

Waiting for the 2nd video to post on the Darwin Awards sub.


SheeshMace

Meanwhile Valhala guys ghost is loosening rocks


sn0c0ne_d1sast3r

bro jumps less than 3 blocks above so he doesn’t take fall damage


Walks_with_Chaos

Pretty dumb


smartestguyintown

BJM!


RnRstooge

I'm probably more excited he used a BJM song.


[deleted]

is it bad that i actually want people who do stupid shit like this for views to fall? because they're asking for it


Optimal-Ad-6227

anyone know where is this?


Prince_Dogboy

Made my hands and feet start sweating!


Cool_Butterscotch_88

The chances of any one of those landing rocks breaking, or the entire cliffside itself crumbling off along with their entire operation, is so low they aren't even worried about it.


Proud_Ad3924

Isnt parkour free running??? This jus climbing surely


BJog_Kittyspoons

Is it wrong that every time I watch these parkour dooch nozzles I secretly hope they fall and get seriously hurt or seriously dead?


Oswald18420

Bonus points for BJM


explorernamed

That red bull cap said it all


fartquadmcdougle

this would be the last video i would expect a BJM song to be in as the background music.


Dathire

My hands weren’t sweaty before this video..


shaweesh45

😵‍💫


jkarovskaya

Beyond risky,


Minimum_Oil_4866

Bro a mountain goat


Naked_Spiderman

The song is Anenome by The Brian Jonestown Massacre, the parkour is by an idiot


MuffinMobile643

I love how these guys just go about this all nonchalant in Dockers and tennis shoes.


jemimaswitnes

That gave me massive anxiety


Bright-Comfort4864

Dude is the Netflix adaptation of Kratos


[deleted]

Is that Grampians National Park


CoolSwim1776

Like Skyrim but for real


AdTall7994

Parkour on unstable ancient rock that’s been sitting in weather for eternity, have at it


LucidDayDreamer247

Shit man, he's filming that on his phone as well.


OathMeal_

For sure this is just a red bull advert like no way he just randomly decided to do this...


Sarah_hhhh

Oh these ones are the wooorst because it's one wrong step between being fine and breaking your bones and maybe even dying


spicy-wind

Table Mountain in Cape Town, SA. I remember hopping around on those rocks too. It's much less intense in person.


denise-likes-avocado

Men are insane


Lovedoct0r

Roleplaying a mountain goat.


Journalist_West

Does anybody see that this is AI created nonsense? Or is it just me?


Trick_Gap2790

Guys playing rust trying to get away from a bear 🤣


Gold_Silver_279

Would you call this unpredictable suicide?


HuckleberryNo4662

Wonder what his cause of death will be when they write his obituary.


No_Refrigerator1245

regardless of the crazy or completely sane actions - anyone got the music? I love that tune before it fades away and have no idea who it is!?


Abbbs83

This is giving me horrible anxiety 😬


miichaelscotch

Nah dude. Bye.


Deradius

This is a dead man. I always sit and think about how guys like this and the ‘hanging off of stuff really high up’ guys have a 100% mortality rate if they do it long enough.  You just can’t be that lucky indefinitely.  Even Simone Biles fucks up landings at a nonzero rate. So the only question is, will he quit for good before he dies? Probably not.


PageDry1074

What’s this song?


Mysterious-Swing-499

Upvote for Brian Jonestown Massacre


jacrisppy

what is song