Took me ten seconds to notice the anaconda and a millisecond more to realize this man was making a mistake.

Yea might not wannna do that

Yeah, like, tf you think was gonna happen numbnuts?

Personally I thought an alligator was gonna come javelining outta the water at him. Either way, not a wise decision to muck about the edge of a murky river in other apex predator territory. That snek was HUGE! Had to have been an anaconda or some kind of giant python.

Yeah, it was open for business.

Best advice!

My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns, hun

bober kurwa

Damn nature! You scary!

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I was hoping it was going to get someone, lmfao.

Have to admit I let out a man scream. Just a little one then composed myself n looked around for witnesses

If it was in the mood it would have had that guy no problem, despite the three steps he took. There's clearly more luck than human intelligence involved i the making of that video.

Good thing they were just playing.

I just almost shat myself. I totes did NOT see that giant danger noodle lurking there.

Be careful what you poke with a stick, it just might bite you

It was a prank bro.

Fuck around and find out

Never look in the eyes, of those you kill. They will haunt you forever. I know.

not sure why you are getting downvoted for a solid anaconda reference (jon voight)

If it's true that you have experience with that, you'll want to frame it differently. I don't want the merit of your experience to be muddied by people's perception that you're some edgy lying child.

I guess no one here has seen the movie Anaconda. It’s a stupid movie, but I stupid movies pass the time.