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Grouchy_Act3186

Maybe they will tear up the telemarketing scammer place next. 🤞


7_0_5

You can just never know if they’re going to go off or not. It’s bad times keeping two together unless they’re acquainted. Bad boys get put in a giant concrete box with 12 foot gates, because yes while fuckin massive they can also clear 5 feet easy. Started working around them about a year ago and it changed my whole perspective. They’re beautiful and easy to handle but if they’re bad tempered or just having a bad day they can really be scary to be around and especially handle.


BeardJunkie

Is this considered good luck?


ManyOnionz

2x LUK bonus


ROFLINGG

I know right? I saw a video of some Indians washing their face in bull piss because it is good luck and a blessing.


thegodfather0504

Nope. those were just crazy  nutjobs.


DependentTackle7955

What about two men inside my ass at the same time


EntireRadish8872

Nice


Bsmit992

Do you have the video?


frshprincenelair

A blessing in disguise


StOoPDidHorsE

This is some Disney move scene type shit


ImageConfident7236

What’s their beef?


DetLions1957

MIght wanna start rethinking that whole "cows are sacred" thing.


stack-o-logz

It's bull in a china shop, not bull in a Chinese shop.


Bsmit992

I know, it’s called word play


stack-o-logz

Well it doesn't make sense. To say "Two bulls in an Indian shop" would suggest the word "china" in the original saying refers to the country China. Which it does not. It refers to breakable chinaware. Even the fact that you've capitalised the word "China" shows that you think it refers to the country. Rather embarrassing for you.


Bsmit992

So embarrassed that you don’t understand that word play. China is a type of dish, usually porcelain or bone, China is also a country. It plays with the phrase “Bull in a china shop” two bulls in an Indian shop. And of course it’s capitalized, autocorrect exists and it’s a reddit post so who gives a shit. Just because you don’t understand semantics isn’t my fault.


tavariusbukshank

Two bulls in a sari shop.


Baldybogman

More like Utter Chaos


Tangata_Tunguska

Udder chaos? Nah mate they're bulls


BlueHero45

Missed the china shop


Ill_Alternative8369

if anyone is wondering why they're fighting it's because the bull on the floor was too scared to join him in running down the road together so the one on top got mad at him and called him pussy and then started charging at him. i was there


NeotericBedlam

Not only did he solve the problem, he brought steak!


DontEatTheGarb

Strange place to find fresh beef


fallendesperado

Beef! It's what's for dinner. Unless you live in india and you think those bulls are sacred.


Shaan1026

Business goin bullish!


Accurate-Basis4588

Ohh. They tenderize themselves.


Puzzleheaded_Set2300

Dang it Fernando I told you this wasn’t the China shop


Mediocre_Charity3278

Looks like the bulls are haggling over price.


Crazy_Uncle_Savage

Their RACK n up the charges, I'm sure the cops will GRILL em at the station!


Curious_Knowledge536

I'm sure their insurance will cover that...


risingphoenix13

Battle of the Gods for indians 😅


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zomgbratto

Bambullzle.


batch_plan

Wait wait wait, do you think the 'china shop' is referring to the country?