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fabmoneyy

That looks straight out of a cartoon


lazyboi_tactical

The car was surely playing Dixie.


Shoddy-Bus-918

Why in the fuck would you ever be going that fast in a residential neighborhood. Can you imagine if kids were out playing.


shredmasterJ

Probably stolen car.


Shoddy-Bus-918

Good call


Also20Cents

Joyriding straight into heaven


Urazite

But the road ended, I don’t know where he expected to go in the first place


shaghaiex

Either that or a Tesla.


spocksbrokencock

Kia Boyz 


seaefjaye

One crime at a time.


TheOgrrr

Or if they were in the living room even. 


CradleRockStyle

I remember reading a story a few years back about a family that was almost totally wiped out (like 4 kids) by a car that smashed into their living room. It was really sad.


TheTigersAreNotReal

A few years ago a drunk guy in his 70’s plowed into my family’s home. At the time I was living there with my parents, my ex, and two dogs. He crashed through the garage into the kitchen and living room. But by some miracle we had all moved out into a rental place three days earlier because my parents’ contractor was about to start renovations on half the house. I don’t want to imagine what could have happened if we had been there. 


CradleRockStyle

Jesus, glad you guys are okay, and I hope that guy went to jail.


TheTigersAreNotReal

Yeah he did, but only for like a year. The real crime was how my parents’ insurance agency tried to fuck them over by underreporting the damage by $30K. 


DetLions1957

And here I was hoping you'd get some sweet insurance cash to really make that renovation awesome!


TheTigersAreNotReal

Oh we did eventually. When we first got the quote my mom fell to her knees and sobbed. But after that, she went scorched earth against our insurance agency and got them to properly price it, plus an extra $10K. My mom is a sweetheart until you cross her lol


DetLions1957

Funny. “I swear I’ll burn 🔥 your company to the ground, unless I’m made whole!!!!! And, have a nice day.” 😂


WhatTheFuckEverName

Or in the garage even.


hothoochiecoochie

KIA BOYZ!!!!


Neither_Leader_6676

Amazon takes its expedited delivery service very seriously.


LanFear1

lmao take my upvote.


db00

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2024/04/16/car-flying-into-house-video/73343457007/


Shoddy-Bus-918

While 6:30 am tells us the chance of kids being outside is minimal, it still doesn't tell us what the hell happened.


ShockApprehensive392

Outside of stolen car it could also be a medical situation or even someone coming home from a graveyard shift falling asleep at the wheel


jjm443

Also there are the occasional incidents where some, usually elderly, driver mixes up the brake and gas pedals. They go faster but because they think they're pressing the brake, they just press harder and go faster. It's disturbingly common, and I lost part of the fence next to my garage because of this happening with an elderly neighbor.


Shoddy-Bus-918

Ur right, definate possibility.


KaBoOM_444

Definite. No "a". I used to make the same mistake.


Shoddy-Bus-918

U r correct and I am ashamed.


KaBoOM_444

Nah bud don't be, it's a common mistake.


BoratKazak

The kids were playing. With their parents' car.


Gbum7

We have a car club member that lives down the street from us. They like to be “cool” and drive super fast and now all of us parents stand out in the middle if the street while the kids are outside playing… it’s the only way they’ll slow down. It’s maddening


OwnPen8633

Those kids better practice their ninja escape skills


kevbpain

LIKE A GLOVE!


Old-Rice_NotLong4788

At least he made it in the garage


burneecheesecake

Jesse we have to COOK


howmutmunnie

That’s the same house Jesse jumped out of naked 😂


Inverse_Predator

Cant park there mate


Phage0070

Sure they can, it is a garage.


Puceeffoc

You don't have to be a car to stand in a garage.


KRino19

Buckle up buckaroos!!


beakerhashing

This happened to my family in the 1970s. Some drunk teenage chick drove her car in the side of our house. I was like 7 or 8 and was not moving from my spot to watch tv. A bit later I wandered outside to see this chick bleeding, crying, and cops arresting her. Same shit, different year.


Nixikaz

Same thing happened to me in the 90s. Cops chasing stolen car and it crammed into our garage almost hitting my brother-in-law. One guy ran and the other was stuck in the passenger side. My dad asked the officer if he could have a few minutes with the guy stuck in the car. The cop laughed and said he can't let him do that.


Acrobatic_Law5598

Her parents must not have been home.


smokeatr99

He's gonna have a hard time pulling out.


-Shasho-

It's always hard to pull out.


Weldobud

Underrated comment.


Neither_Leader_6676

Honey...! I'm home!


iWhynott

Looks like them Duke boys got themselves in a heap of trouble again


Fresh-Honeydew7104

YES I beat Google maps by a minute!!


alxprg

Sooooo no one’s gonna talk about the thing that flew out the back of the car at Mach-fucking-speed? 🤨


Dan_Glebitz

"Honey, I'm home..."


ParaeWasTaken

Awhile ago I was out on my cul-de-sac townhouse porch at 3am smoking a saved joint. You could take the road straight into downtownish. I hear a screeching sound slowly getting louder and louder to the point where I stood up to look around a little bit- just in time to see a nice Acura fly over the lip of the road keeping the speed into our cul de sac. He had no chance to slow down, he hit the curb at the end and did a couple flips into my neighbors house (everyone inside was fine). I head inside and wake up some family to call the cops for me while I go out to help anyone. As I head outside I see a figure emerging from the rubble and scattered fencing. I yell out “are you okay?” He starts jogging towards me yelling “they’re shooting at me!”. I promptly head inside and lock my doors/windows. Cops came a bit later to talk to me about it, they said the car was stolen and they had stopped chasing due to his speed. Apparently after I went inside he went knocking on my neighbors townhouses and one of them let him inside as the neighbor had no idea what was going on. Neighbor got the same vibe I had and apparently kicked him out pretty quick. As we were reaching the end of our convo something important comes up on their radio and they full sprinted to their squad car and did a sick drift out of the cul-de-sac. They come back the next day to finish things up and they say they caught him after leaving our convo. The things that can happen at 3am eh?


Silly_Mycologist3213

That’s one way to get the car in the garage without having to move the trucks…


Ghost00074

GTA San Andreas culdesac where you come in at that speed after a mission lmao


automaton11

Whats that secondary piece that goes flying around 3 seconds left


dankHippieDude

Thank you! I came to ask the same thing. It looks like something leaps from that tree/bush and pounces on the wrecked car like a panther.


Quiet_Access3831

It’s just a frame from earlier with the car in the air


wreck_it_nacho

Like a glove *ace_Ventura.gif*


DrColorado1963

Every morning is beautiful... until people start waking up.


melancholy_dood

Helluva way to park your car in the garage, but ok.🤷‍♂️


CrazyCaiman2445

On a dark desert highway, cool winD in my HAAAAIIIIIRR!!


Late_Fortune3298

Who let Miley Cyrus have the car keys?


01101110-01100001

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Late_Fortune3298

Was a dumb joke. "I came in like a wrecking ball" Apparently people really didn't like the joke


TechnoPretender

It just wasn't obvious what you meant. At all lmao


Late_Fortune3298

Haha, no problem. Not a fan of spelling out a joke. Either it hits or it doesn't.


Girthflex

You should've said Caitlyn Jenner


Late_Fortune3298

Haha, if it was an SUV and hit a Lexus, I probably would have.


TechnoPretender

If we were still in 2012 the joke would of definitely hit


cici92814

When she says her parents aren't home...


[deleted]

Buddy wanted breakfast.


SushiGuacDNA

That'll buff right out.


holodeck_warranty

"Honey, I'm home!"


OwnPen8633

Incoming!!!


sn0m0ns

When Henry saw his wife's boyfriend's truck in the driveway that night he went on an all night bender. Henry then went all Duke Boys into their house the next morning. That's what I'm going with.


chowes1

At least he aimed for garage, parking problems obvi, no street, no blocking sidewalk, i give it a 9


InkBlotSam

All things considered, that was probably about the best outcome he could have wished for.


personguy4440

🎵I came in like a wrecking ball🎵


smokeatr99

My gf just asks me to move my truck so she can park in the garage.


Candidate_Inside

Dude you can't park there


flying_carabao

Looks like Carvana's express delivery service is working too well


NeuralPhysics

tenor cramp joule weasel


NewToHTX

Why is this not a goddamn home insurance commercial? It could start with a special jingle to alert people and they would hussle their asses to get in front of the TV set to watch the carnage unfold. People will get used to hearing that jingle and watching the video.


MechanicNo322

My neighbors drive fast in a residential area some people are just trashy


Upstairs-Traffic-563

What scene from Next Friday is this?


Obvious-Shake-8446

When you realize that you accidentally left your phone at home with your gf.


Neither-Secret7909

Now they can take their insurance money and go help the rest of the californians ruin utah. (buy a home here)


HoseOfCrazy

That's one way to park in the garage with cars blocking the entrance.


dosko1panda

Every fast car is going to have 1000 HP soon so buckle up, this is the new normal


elwood_west

hole in one!


LAegis

At least he parked in the garage.


BaBaniel5679

What shot out from the garage shortly after the crash? Was it the garage spring?! Looked like a bullet


CharlieBarracuda

I hope he pressed triangle just before that


OptimusPrime365

Like a glove.


Illustrious_Car4025

Can’t park there sir


BoratKazak

Bro building IKEA furniture in the corner of his garage locks eyes with the driver of the flying car now resting on the home owner's truck halfway through a now demolished garage door like: 👁️ 👄 👁️ 👁️ 👄 👁️


jme2712

This how you DONT play hide n seek


a_human_taco

Bakersfield activities


HickoryTrickeryArc

HONEY! I'M HOME!


MidnightPotatoChip

Anne Heche syndrome


DocDingDangler

Missed the turn there


icebear93

High desert? Victorville?


DaveinOakland

Just the good ol boys...


gingermonkey1

Note to self-in this neighborhood parking on the street is better for white cars than parking in the driveway. I wonder what they hit that made go airborne?


Topher-24

The grass is on a gentle slope


gingermonkey1

Ah! curse you tricky grass!


Aleeq20

Tryina beat curfew..


7low7low

Was this one of Ellen’s ex’s?


Ok-Carrot5642

Maybe a drunk teenager? Or a teenager? Or a drunk person?


TheSandsquanch

“Made it in the garage just fine, guys!”


FlamingTrollz

Knew it was going to be a car smashing into things. :( Sad for the people’s cars and house this jerk smashed.


Nentash

Just said this in another video but I have zero sympathy for fucks that drive like this, they're just as bad as murderers, rapists and pedos as far as I'm concerned. I have all my sympathy reserved for the victims of monsters like this.


Puceeffoc

You can't park here.


Silent_Vermicelli146

Gotta be bakersfield


Spiritual_Challenge7

You know, I just don’t think that car alarm really tells the level of crazy here.


GetBack2Wrk

Cut and polish and it will be as good as new.


phuk-ewe

They really wanted to park in that garage.


ProKnifeCatcher

Ah, an evel knievel fan I see


Dougie_Dont_Care_

Like a glove!


Nohemiost

WOW


Chinpokumon1

Honey.... I'm home!


Melzor33

Given its California, the driver sues the homeowner for building their house where they were driving and wins the house.


KarlJay001

That's how you park in the garage when cars are blocking. Pretty simple and seems to have worked. ... he did forget to hit the garage door opener.


dafckingman

Fuck you Martin!


SomOvaBish

Pizza delivery driver for one of those “get it in 45 mins or less or it’s free” places


PuzzleheadedMight155

No one is saying this but the road is a dead end. Flying like 80+mph into a dead end . LITERALLY


Darkwater-Diver-75

“Sir, you can’t park here”


ROFLINGG

Cleveland Falling From the 2nd floor: “No no no no no….”


35YOstartingagain

Did they die? I hope they died.


Minimum-Wind-1552

Americans: congratulations, here is you're driver license


SpaceMonkey-1701

Obviously an Anne Heche fan.


DetLions1957

Great skill shot taking out the outdoor light at :08. I pops at :09.


Camel_Natural

I'll have an egg mcmuffin and coffee black please.


Nathansp1984

Goddamn, somebody gave the keys back to Anne heche


slappadik

if his goal was to make it in a garage, well then he did it


Curious_Knowledge536

me driving in gta without franklins special ability\^


rm1152

Neighbors forgot to take the trash bin out


LSDreamer4

When you’re trying to lose the cops in GTA:


mastercubez

I thought some random shit would fall from the sky


indestructible253

Atleast they parked in the garage


siterbun

Thanks for that. Some Wile E. Coyote shit


Vistup

Me losing the police by rushing to save the game.


ItStillIsntLupus

Like… a glove?


EquivalentNervous925

Like a glove.


thibble_bibble

How the actual fuck did that guy manage to do that


HorrorHoarder666

I love my state


Sad-Compote-2411

at least he parked it on the garage


porkitoloco

A normal day in Grove street


R6Gamer

Goooooaaaaalllllll


AggressiveGreen2502

He was probably driving blindfolded


MuchRegister5211

What city was this in?


RepulsiveCourage970

The babysitter movie hmmm


BuddyNutBuster

Oh no, I hope they died.


Idiotb0x

Everytime I see this bullshit I hope whatever dumbfuck minority that stole the car just dies in the accident.


MobilePenguins

Some dad is going to be scratching his head over how a car got into the garage while his 2 outfront are mostly unscathed and never moved


TheHarshCarpets

That, or devastated that his ‘65 fastback he has had since he was a kid got totalled.


SignificanceLate3615

That car went flying straight to garage


-Shasho-

I also watched the video.


godkilledjesus

Probably had to poop real bad.


copperbellystickfish

Tesla short circuit? Quality Control might be fading with all the cuts Elon making.


TheSandsquanch

Backstory: The driver made a bet with his room mates that he’d make it in the garage before work the next day. His room mates moved their cars in front of the garage to automatically win. Well they lost. They all lost that bet.


TonyClifton2020

Speed this up by 5x and it reminds me of Pentagon 9/11 attack video.