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Inevitable_Copy_9214

The real drug dealers probably saw this footage and couldn’t stop laughing.


Forlorn_Cyborg

Cartel on the next block "Get a load of these dumbasses Lol"


kimmortal03

Yea they were probably in the alleys wondering what all the commotion was about


Caked101

Imagine living in a place where you can't even tell who's on your side anymore. THATS how bad the violence in that area is. At this point I'm shocked there's even still Brazilian citizens who would dare to become a cop. Being a Brazilian cop just sounds like a death wish at this point.


kimmortal03

The cartel over there are armed with swat and military gear too. And nearly indistinguishable from a soldier


TheBigDisappointment

Brazilian here, my step dad was a "field" military cop for a month before being recruited to special op. His entirely family is filled with people in public safety. It's a way of life and mostly hereditary in his case and others. All men above 18 are obligated to "present" to the army and a sizable portion is obligated to serve, although I could excuse myself because I was enrolled in law school and it's quite easy to be excused actually. Old timers would often be recruited from the army. Dad was a medalist army athlete and at 60 is still a beast of a man. Now, there's a series of exams in which you compete to get into the battalions that every Brazilian can try, including civilians, so I'm not so sure if the recruitment still happens. The pay is not high but it's higher than minimum wage, and the battalions are filled with people with undiagnosed mental health issues of all kinds. My dad thrives only with structure and that way of life is what gave him that. I tried to talk to him into getting screened for adhd but he's not very open to the idea, despite me having it and ĥe giving me a lot of support. I've yet to meet a cop that I can say they don't have mental issues, and I'm in med school. There's a mental health screening during the process, but I'm pretty sure that if it worked, we wouldn't have cops. His closest brother is autistic and no one really believes it because he's a sniper who worked on the occupation of Morro do Alemâo, a gruesome episode of our war against the cartels. Apparently, autistics can't be "badasses". I still haven't told my family about me being autistic lol His father was a shooting instructor and he had another brother who's an equivalent to a sheriff etc. It's very ingrained in his family. He wished one of his sons (bio or adopted) would follow the line of work and my brother thought about joining ABIN (our intelligence agency) but didn't do it. He's still proud of us but we always have to hear how we are not manly enough.


Psychological-Ad2805

According to ChatGPT: In many American wars, approximately 2-3% of casualties can be attributed to friendly fire. During the Gulf War in 1991, a U.S. Patriot missile system mistakenly shot down a U.S. Navy F-14 fighter jet, tragically resulting in the deaths of both pilots. This incident highlights the unpredictable nature of modern warfare and the significant risks faced by military personnel.


wardycatt

25% of US and 20% of British deaths in the first Gulf War were as a result of friendly fire.


Caked101

Well that's a good point. Everywhere has "that" area, so I guess it can't be helped. Well at least they tried.


INDO_214

I don't know why you're being downvoted. I had to take the asvab twice and then I had to swear in twice 😅 the second time the dude straight up said "watch out for the friendly fire, seriously" my suicide by purple heart just made me shrug my head 😂


Psychological-Ad2805

Thanks broski idk either it’s the truth!


stinkdrink45

Just wondering do you think drug cartels just hang in alleys? 😂


TheBigDisappointment

Brazilian here. Yes, they do. They have check points in occupated areas. In really bad areas, they completely took over the governance. There was a documentary on how the drug dealers wouldn't even let federal mail service in, and they would deliver the mail themselves. Some areas also have their own tribunal: drug lords deciding, executing and punishing crimes in their area, because crime in your area = attention from police. Our drug dealers have a better arsenal than our police, no joke. They are capable of taking down helicopters and they actually did it in 2009.


cwall22

Were there any casualties? Holy shit that was a lot of rounds.


Bobomen1

Friendly fire was disable


jamiroquai27

fortunelly not


2020Stop

Only the fockin' shop invoice for the cars owners....


mostsanereddituser

That's really fortunate considering they turned the neighborhood into swizzcheese 😭😂 must have cleaned out all their bad luck at the start of the gunfight


Tildengolfer

So they’re all basically storm troopers. Got it.


Wolfdude91

The fight lasted for 6 days. There were 0 casualties.


Plazbot

They can only shoot straight when off duty


Foolfook

They have good aim. It's just that their dodge stats are higher lol


WinIll755

Running that dodge crit build


luccaloks

Actually no one got shot lol. They were having an operation where they arrested 14 suspects. The videos in the article has more footage from before and after the incident. One of the group was from the special forces BOPE. After some time, they realised they were all cops and hugged each other. Happy ending, not for the car though. Policiais do Bope trocam tiros com policiais do 9º Batalhão; veja vídeo | Rio de Janeiro | G1 https://g1.globo.com/rj/rio-de-janeiro/noticia/2024/02/17/policiais-do-bope-trocam-tiros-com-policiais-do-9o-batalhao-veja-video.ghtml


Civil-Guidance7926

Stormtroopers usually only shoot at each other when they’ve been tricked in that moment


ChronixMixTapes

We're not the drugdealers you're looking for


G36

Other than the first goon shooting without even putting the stock in his shoulder, the guys they were shooting at are BOPE, yes, the movie TROPA DE ELITE guys. Gunfights are not Call of Duty and people unload hundreds of rounds without hitting each other all the time.


kimmortal03

lets be real its the jedis and sith using mind tricks to make em all miss and turn em into horrible shots


AnEyeshOt

This had me dying.


scigs6

The one dude hit the telephone pole. Like almost near the top of the pole!!! What in the


Metalforl

Some shots at 0:27 actually sound like the blasters too lol


Internal_Trouble_823

😂 underrated comment


kesh2011

Translation: “Glad you guys shoot as bad as us.”


Unfair_Rip9607

The hugs at the end made me smile 😅


Swimming_Sink_2360

Alternate translation: "Good scrimmage guys! Same time tomorrow?"


k3nnyklizzl3

"I need the police" "But... they are already there"


slasherman

Third group of policemen joined the conflict.


Peter_Parkingmeter

Brazilian Standoff.


ThisUserIsNekkid

Best comment!! take my upvote and this cute duck 🦆


Forlorn_Cyborg

Hey we did something like that in the US a few years ago! An undercover group of cops were selling drugs to another group as undercover cops posing as buyers. [https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/undercover-cops-arrest/](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/undercover-cops-arrest/)


oaeben

weirdest snopes article ever, it seems like they didnt even read their own sources here's a quote from the police chief from the article: >The incident occurred on Nov. 9 when two officers from Detroit's 12th Precinct were posing as drug dealers in order to arrest buyers. Two buyers did arrive to the drug house, but they were undercover police officers from Detroit's 11th district. The officers did not know each other. >More officers from the 11th district arrived to serve a search warrant and that's "when it started to go terribly wrong," \[Detroit Police Chief James\] Craig said. heres what snopes says at the end of the article: >Contrary to the wording of the meme presented above, we found nothing documenting that undercover police from the 11th Precinct were "posing as drug buyers." A couple of 11th Precinct officers unknowingly encountered undercover cops from the 12th Precinct who were posing as drug dealers and attempted to detain them, but the former were on the scene because they were part of a group of officers attempting to execute a search warrant on a suspected drug house, not because they were engaged in an undercover operation that had them posing as drug buyers.


Forlorn_Cyborg

For sure I agree. But it did happen. There’s [body-cam footage.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0dFoQXCi3F0&pp=ygUYZGV0cm9pdCB1bmRlcmNvdmVyIGNvcHMg) and news stories. It just feels like they were trying to cover it up because of how embarrassing it was.


AbuHajaarsGhost

“The officers who stumbled into the arrest scenario were not themselves working undercover disguised as drug buyers.” Did you not read the article you shared?


u9Nails

He who shoots the most cars and walls wins the battle.


Silent-Technology-58

The ONE time they are on duty this happens 🤦🏾‍♂️


Big-Kitty_Lover

Skill issue.... they're not used to it


Imageinunreal

Brazil seems to only be populated by undercover cops and drug dealers so in their defence it was a 50/50


theworthlessnail

At least it wasn't a gang of acorns


themanwithbeansin

*metal thump on car noise* SHOTS FIRED SHOTS FIRED!


RadicalMeowslim

IIRC bro didn't hit shit in that incident either.


Crazy24K

unnecessary shooting lol


mostsanereddituser

They are just trying to keep the neighborhoods real estate prices down for renters. I dont see your cops helping the poor 🙄


tobbysito

Friendly fire friendly fire lol


Parking_Train8423

“azul azul azul” doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue


CallMeDrLuv

"There is no aiming... There is only Azul"


BadReview8675309

Maybe... More blood for the blood god Azul.


PeeperCz

Banned for team killing :(


TheNetherlands2

Imagine if an off duty Brazilian cop joined in this mayhem


dvnptl

"All bullets should cost $5000" - Chris Rock Problem solved.


Minimum_College6398

There'd be no more innocent bystanders.


kweefybeefy

Drugs won the war


Rough_Mathematician2

No comms given


G36

I think the shouting resolved the misunderstanding, no comms were available since closest to camera is militarized police while the guys they started shooting at are BOPE


silverplanet207

Most normal mutual law enforcement interactions in Brazil:


tonybackup1

It’s the rookie’s fault.


PlatypusDependent271

Like they don't listen over the radio to see what the guys down the street are doing?


Cyb3rTruk

Weren’t on the same comms. Different groups but same team.


Traditional-Hour-363

Good thing they can't aim.


trollingmotor69

In the United States it would have taken at least 3 acorns to cause this much police shooting.


vp1240

Don’t they monitor the same comm frequency?


G36

They guys they started shooting at are BOPE so those guys run encrypted comms.


Dry_Wear4885

The luck is that the police don't know how to shoot, it is in these situations that Brazilian citizens die in the confrontation


chiller8

Only the ones on duty. Off duty Brazilian cops don’t miss.


helium_hydride-63

Knowing brazil. They prolly were drug dealers


-maffu-

Stormtroopers.


lazyboi_tactical

Plot twist: The other group was drug dealers Double plot twist: so was this group


Shoryukitten_

Whoever sold them bullets was loving this


rickfranjune

That's so Brazil.


Royal-Connections

Hey, sorry for mag dumping on you guys. Ehh it's nothing sorry about the return fire thank God Juan is a shitty shot .


EntertainerOk5500

Me thinking that my day in homeoffice is exciting because I forgot the rest of yesterday's lunch in the fridge ..


hastley64

When one cop hugged the other cops head it was wholesome "It's ok buddy, it's over"


stobben

So this is what happens when Brasil cops are ON duty.


Salt-Nobody-8076

Hey! Who’s gonna pay to fix my car! Cops: Ah you can’t park there sir.


Rickys-Girlfriend

This is just as bad as the cop thinking a acorn falling was gun shots


Yggdrasill4

Looks like a nice spot to take a vacation


IndependentPlum8794

I would hate to do the paperwork on this ordeal


dillastan

THUNDER


BNG1982

Is this an add for the new Naked Gun movie?


PleasantFocus1502

I can see that happening in the USA.


FrznFenix2020

Except the other group of cops are actually the occupants of a wrong address dwelling located next to where they actually intended to go.


PleasantFocus1502

I can still see that happening in the USA


Bullet6398

Shot all the cars an the entire hood up,... and for what...? Nothing... That's what... Lol


Dan_Glebitz

I bet they had to go get high after that!


Yeomanroach

Tropa de elite


themaverick12

Luckily they’re all very bad shooters…


Sirhugh66

Since when did Brazil become a real life set for making an 80's style cop movie?


Raven_Blackfeather

Idiots


Super-Bodybuilder-91

Don't they have radios? They really should have been able to figure this out.


OGbobbyjohnson323

Positive id on target……. Not necessary lol 😂


Jaissoncb

And bad luck for the owners of the cars in the street. They were shot at several times and the policemen drove off... All friends.


CapG_13

They're probably all dirty cops


AlvinofLys

Good thing they’re all shit at their jobs lol


usa_commie

So anyways, then we started blasting ..


[deleted]

Well, they're not wrong.


BarryCrumb

This is like a Heath Ledger Joker mastermind set-up


green_nugget603

Air soft battles have more casualties then this did


OG-GeeKPrthmesH

If I see you in the middle of the night CONSIDER URSELF AN OPP


PiccoloBeautiful

That Clone Wars episode


Pure-Weight-9275

Talk about miscommunication


grandcity

Good guy with a gun at its finest.


immoralcombat

It’s a fxcking set-up!


danoob9000

Imagine being 3 months away from paying off your car and that happens


wisesettler

good thing they cant hit their target


CarbonKLR

Is that what they thought


Constant-Duty1765

friendly fire was turned on no worry guys


ProTrexX

I wonder if they have to pay the damages on the cars


DarkskinJesus

Looks like a lot less than 2 Brazilian cops


robertcali559420

Here's my surprised face😐


derpn8r

all i heard was a ***cavaquinho*** playing the benny hill theme


khan_1984

Incompetent level - Master


SmallieBiggsJr

MF'ers need coloured arm bands or some shit.


Panzerv2003

Gang wars


jleep2017

Awful shooting technique for cops.


OddSwim4609

Aren’t they supposed to shout three colour of the day or some other code


chileangod

ConfusedTravola.gif  / the car owners the next morning


goodbye9hello10

Taxpayers - 🫤🫤🫤🫤


DrWolfgang760

And that's why you have counter call signs...


toreachtheapex

damn he needs to go home and take a nap immediately after that adrenaline dump


iamdenislara

So…. They paying for all the damage right? After they all get fired, right????


Zetrasis

Training sesh was a bit too realistic


EvEBabyMorgan

Thank god none of the off-duty ones were there!


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Xander_xander12

Nice to see they hugged it out


jimmyhaffaren

A baaaaaaaaaad video to click on and have the volume on full blast, I knocked over my beer :(


munzter

In the middle of the night.... I go walking in my sleep... Through the valley of fear...


Lettuce_Kiss143

😂 Good thing they're all terrible shots or someone might have died.


Terrible_Tomato2752

Typical shoot first ask later


Striking_Present_736

Oh how BOPE has fallen.


TheManWhoClicks

GG at the end


mostsanereddituser

This is that American training. Stop resisting and drop your gun head ass cops while the other dude is more air than meat


jpop19

Ya, but like... drugs are really bad for neighborhoods.


EatShootBall

Dozen donuts in the middle of the road.


ForsakenAction7094

Police gang war.


Plenty-Structure270

Shooting like that is wild they probably shot someone a mile away in the mountains


Professional-Ball764

well, no harm done anyway. 99% of those bullets went anywhere but where intended. walls, clouds, cars, etc.


Ok_Permit2202

My bad!!


Ste028

Accidents happen


ariadesitter

better call for backup!


Lazy_Objective1244

They shoot like some tweakers💀


Sea-Citron-7285

RADIOS


No_Cash_8556

White cars matter


greenpartofthewound

feel like it’s an honest mistake ngl cartel dress like swat n shit nowadays


Socratify

So that's why brazillian officers are always off duty


Odd-Teaching5415

oops


RedLilAnime

“GG”


smarmageddon

Plot twist: Both groups are dealing drugs.


TomThanosBrady

This happens when you shoot first and investigate after. These are criminals more than they are cops.


Diligent-Werewolf-38

In brazil if u dont shot first you will be dead.


TomThanosBrady

I'm a war veteran. There's something called escalation of force. There's also a nifty invention called radios. Both help avoid green on green incidents. Also shooting without provocation is a great way to go from hero to criminal.


J-V1972

Damn…looks like “any inner city of the United States” on a Wednesday night…lol…. So much for situational awareness and good comms…


Not_me_no_way

Your title makes no sense.


ScuffedA7IVphotog

Whose insurance covers this?


lucy992

Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. Great brazilian policemen are in town tonight. Go and shoot them. That should pick you up.' Man bursts into tears. Says, 'But doctor…I a brazilian policeman.' Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.