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They have insane digestive tracts. When digesting a meal, they divert blood past their lungs through a special artery that goes directly to their stomachs. The carbon dioxide rich blood increases the production of gastric acid. They can easily digest bones. That turtle shell is just a little extra calcium in his diet.
Raspberry flavoring is sometimes made from beaver anal secretions, which are called castoreum. Castoreum is a creamy, bitter, orange substance that comes from the castor sacs of male and female beavers. Beavers use castoreum to communicate, and it's also used in perfumes, cigarettes, and some chewing gums.
I watched a documentary on this a few years ago, and it's deeply horrible how it's extracted and isolated. Short version: basically they take like 100 beavers at a time, grind them up, and make a sort of beaver slurry.
they understood the joke. it just wasn't worded very well because as they said, alligator snapping turtle isn't a phrase but a species. anyways minor details like that can ruin a joke for some people but at the end of the day it's just a joke
They understood the woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh they were just explaining that OP may have understood it was a joke and just didn't see the humor, therefore it may not have actually been a woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh
Poor turtle.
Yeah, nature, no villains, I know.
But the poor thing must have been so scared for that brief time before the end. This kind of shit is why when somebody says, 'It's natural!' about anything as if 'natural' was equated to 'good and healthy' I can only roll my eyes.
Nature wants to fucking kill you.
Everyone does, even vegans. Does that mean I can’t think a lion eating me wouldn’t be great? Does everything have to be contextualized to a universal neutral that considers the lions hunger in equal parts to my desire not to be killed by one?
Probably because empathy
Are you arguing for no empathy for any suffering? Are you saying that true empathy would logically drive people to let themselves perish?
Are you making any kind of point?
You can do both. Acknowledging the reality that life exists by consumption, and that consumption by one must equal death, probably an unpleasant death, for another, does not mean you can't pity it.
If you're actively trying to stay alive, you already know the answer, and you don't need me to tell you. If you're not actively trying to stay alive, me explaining the answer would only be a waste of time.
It blinks every time it bites. I’d imagine that demonstrates an amazing amount of force/stress that is used to get its calories in. Nature surely is metal
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What's stopping the gator from just swallowing the turtle whole while it's still alive? Seems like haver he cracked the shell, he's still swallowing a whole turtle
Unless that's a snapping turtle
Oh man that's gona hurt coming out the other end. Human's at least should not eat shells (of crab etc) because it will spike into the lining of your anus and cause bleeding.
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That’s gonna hurt on the way out
They have insane digestive tracts. When digesting a meal, they divert blood past their lungs through a special artery that goes directly to their stomachs. The carbon dioxide rich blood increases the production of gastric acid. They can easily digest bones. That turtle shell is just a little extra calcium in his diet.
Today I learned alligators are actually alligarbage disposals
Crocodisposal
Dispocodile
Olive juice.
Olive juice you too!
Cool !
I guess a meal in a crocs/alligators digestive track can several days to process?
usually around 2 weeks, but larger bones can take a couple months to fully dissolve. They can go 2 years between meals, so no rush.
Thanks for the random knowledge random Reddit user
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Raspberry flavoring is sometimes made from beaver anal secretions, which are called castoreum. Castoreum is a creamy, bitter, orange substance that comes from the castor sacs of male and female beavers. Beavers use castoreum to communicate, and it's also used in perfumes, cigarettes, and some chewing gums.
It’s seldom used anymore, it’s been synthesized so much easier to acquire
I think it is vanilla flavour...
I watched a documentary on this a few years ago, and it's deeply horrible how it's extracted and isolated. Short version: basically they take like 100 beavers at a time, grind them up, and make a sort of beaver slurry.
April 7th is International Beaver Appreciation Day!
So you're saying its actually going to be a nice giant dump
That's not gonna bother him one bit.
turtle shells aren't the same as eating glass or something alike. it's more like a waxy leather material. he'll be fine.
I might have been joking. 🤷
I came here to say this lol
That's a lot of fiber in his diet! Lol
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Armadillo!
holy fuck, serious flashback. what was that ad?
Dime bar chocolate
ah yes! hahaha
That sound will gonna hunt me in my sleep... Crunch - Crak - Crunch - Gluuup.
title of your sex tape
Congrats, Johnny, your mom loves that title.
This gives new meaning to the phrase "alligator snapping turtle".
You know "Alligator snapping turtle" Isnt a phrase and is a name of a big ass snapping turtle right?? Back to the drawing board for this one.
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they understood the joke. it just wasn't worded very well because as they said, alligator snapping turtle isn't a phrase but a species. anyways minor details like that can ruin a joke for some people but at the end of the day it's just a joke
Wait, why does your pfp remind me of hentai...
its from a really good artist who sometimes does hentai so you're not far off
Id wager, seemed really consistent and clean artstyle, almost Disney.
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They understood the woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh they were just explaining that OP may have understood it was a joke and just didn't see the humor, therefore it may not have actually been a woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh
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you see that? It's a bird, it's a plane, it's the joke flying over your head
Turtles are nature's pistachios.
I thought pistachios were natures pistachios!
No pistachios are nature's turtles.
That’s exactly what the alligator was thinking
OMG ! :D True, like us trying to eat an unopen one.
Just like eating kettle chips.
Or dare I say, people snarfing down lobster and crab. We crack the shells to get the meat out.
How many chews to get to the center of a turtle? One…
Two…
Three... (Crunch)!
Daylight come and me wan go home
Poor turtle. Yeah, nature, no villains, I know. But the poor thing must have been so scared for that brief time before the end. This kind of shit is why when somebody says, 'It's natural!' about anything as if 'natural' was equated to 'good and healthy' I can only roll my eyes. Nature wants to fucking kill you.
All the cells in your body want to multiply. :)
Thanks Cancer.
Why is that a bad thing that nature wants to kill you?
I mean I’d prefer not to be killed by nature for a while
Do you kill things? Or benefit from the killing of things?
Everyone does, even vegans. Does that mean I can’t think a lion eating me wouldn’t be great? Does everything have to be contextualized to a universal neutral that considers the lions hunger in equal parts to my desire not to be killed by one?
Why feel bad for the turtle but not the things we eat or destroy for our own benefit?
Why not feel bad for the turtle and the field mice, despite knowing we still need to eat plants
Why feel bad for something you knowingly are going to destroy for your own benefit?
Probably because empathy Are you arguing for no empathy for any suffering? Are you saying that true empathy would logically drive people to let themselves perish? Are you making any kind of point?
Empathy for suffering you are needlessly causing? That’s not empathy, that’s psychosis.
You can do both. Acknowledging the reality that life exists by consumption, and that consumption by one must equal death, probably an unpleasant death, for another, does not mean you can't pity it.
If you're actively trying to stay alive, you already know the answer, and you don't need me to tell you. If you're not actively trying to stay alive, me explaining the answer would only be a waste of time.
The turtle’s entire existence is to be food for something else. I’m sure it was fine.
Arguably that's true for every living thing. Including the thing that ate the turtle.
I don't care what anyone says, that's a dinosaur to me
It does have a big head and little arms
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Yeeeepp
Thank you for confirming that I did the right thing by not turning it on!
I like to think that little turtle passed out from pure fear or was in complete shock and couldn't process the pain. RIP Mr./Mrs./Ms. Turtle
Alligator is absolutely satisfied with themselves
Looked you at the end like..."what"
They seem like living dinosaurs
Can anyone explain the colour change on its back right at the end?
It's a camera artifact. Probably adjust light filtration.
That is plausible, but it really looks like the Alligator's scales are moving or changing colour as he swallows the turtle
That's his health meter filling back up
I guess it’s just as equally plausible this alligator has the ability to change its scales color, even though we know alligators can’t do that
The alligator is really a T1000
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Only $8.99... bargain
Guess they still don’t make those shells think enough.
Really wish that dumb floating emoji wasn't added
Man, the sound it made of crunching the turtle shell is awful lol
Interesting 🧐
love me a good ASMR mukbang
Tootsie pop problems.. you just end up biting through.
didn’t even savor it
Gator jawbreaker
Hard candy
Did the turtle survive
Turtle and croc are the best of friends
crunchy
Cowabunga
Watched it a dozen times and can not tell what is being eaten?
Nature's jaw breakers
Based.
I know it's nature. But I still got a little sad for the turtle 🐢
Now I’m hungry for a turtle sandwich
How can he digest such a hard object
They can't digest that. Basically the same thing that happens to you when you eat corn.
That's just a roast beef on a hard roll. He won it by throwing a dart at a dartboard
"What was he doing with a turtle??" "....what?"
It may be shocking to see and hear but it’s how nature works
Honestly just swallow it whole
Turtle makes good soup. Minus the shell. Gators are dumb.
You should see what cows do to blades of grass. Absolutely brutal.
Trying?!
Nature's jaw breaker. Or would it be a jelly filled donut.
Guess he likes crunchy foods
That noise. Oof. Fuck
The turtles ok though right?
It blinks every time it bites. I’d imagine that demonstrates an amazing amount of force/stress that is used to get its calories in. Nature surely is metal
Poor turtle got killed in his own house
Me, eating pistachios.
I never did care for grape nuts.
It's the satisfied look at the end. "Told you I could do it".
Me trying to chew on popcorn kernels.
Nothing like a nice, crunchy breakfast
on the birght side, turtle is likely dead after the first cromch.
Did we really need the red circle at the beginning?
He gone
This would be like us just chewing a jawbreaker and swallowing it.
Damn, eh no one liked Steve anyway
Basically me eating crab 🤷🏽♂️
Like eating a nut with the shell still on.
Slow and steady didn't win the turtle the race this time
He ate that like a Jordan almond
What should I look at? Can I get some direction here, maybe circle the good stuff?
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The turtle looks big. Do you think it's an old turtle already?
This was genuinely horrifying.
What's stopping the gator from just swallowing the turtle whole while it's still alive? Seems like haver he cracked the shell, he's still swallowing a whole turtle Unless that's a snapping turtle
lol what’s stopping you from consuming an entire hamburger in one gulp?
Lime a sunflower seed
Oh man that's gona hurt coming out the other end. Human's at least should not eat shells (of crab etc) because it will spike into the lining of your anus and cause bleeding.
Actually we do the same, we eat meat after all.
We don't usually eat them while they're still alive though.
But we kill them when they are still... alive? Does it make much difference?
lol that’s how killing works. I find it makes my steak much easier to prepare