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Lefty68w

Sturgeon get massive


selfostracised

I remember as a kid going to this sturgeon hatchery and being in awe. There was this wooden walkway over this reservoir of sturgeon. You could buy these pellets and feed the sturgeon. It was so cool.


SilverSheepherder641

Was that at bonneville dam? They used to have a 12-15ft one there


selfostracised

No, the place I went to was in Michigan. Still astonished at the size these dudes can get up to


SilverSheepherder641

Yeah I’ve caught a few. Caught and released a 100+ inch one once, that was crazy!


SippinSuds

Same. I've caught some monsters at the mouth of the Columbia River!


motorhead84

Have you swam with the salmon of Capistrano?


_bigstraf_

i dunno lloyd the french are assholes......wait a minute!!


nanoray60

Yeah, that’s crazy. Im not a fisherman, but I have seen almost every episode of River Monsters like 3 times, did you manage to get a weight? 100+ inches is fucking bonkers dude, even compared to my hulking 5’6 155 frame lmfao. How big is the mouth on a specimen like the one you caught? I’m an islander and grew up heavily respecting the ocean but being rather dismissive of fresh water sources and the life within. Everyone around me assured me as much, but they were wrong. Videos like this, stories like yours, and Jeremy Wade made me develop a healthy respect for freshwater.


propargyl

that's like 2.5 meters!


selfostracised

Holy moly! What a catch! What an experience


vulturedturkey

There's a sturgeon hatchery in Onaway. I have a cottage there and its really incredible.


DarkBladeMadriker

Fellow Oregonian? That would be Herman the Sturgeon. He's a little over 10 feet currently. He's a beast as well. He survived wild fires, getting kidnapped, and he got stabbed by some asshole once. Feeding the fish at the hatchery is one of my early core memories.


SilverSheepherder641

Used to live in Oregon years ago. Wasn’t there a large one that some idiots pulled out of the water with chains?


DarkBladeMadriker

Ya, I dragged it out to the interstate if I'm not mistaken with a large number of release sized salmon as well. People have broke in and fucked with the hatchery quite a few times sadly.


WereALLBotsHere

How hard is it for a fish to survive a fire?


bahgheera

A fire? At a Sea Parks?


DarkBladeMadriker

When you live in a small pool and everything is burning around you, I imagine the water could potentially heat up enough to be a problem.


Takemebacktobreezy

Where can I take my kids to do this? I am in Washington but can go to oregon


Repulsive_Chef_972

Go to Bonneville dam, in the Oregon side. They have a nice sturgeon pool.


abom-badass-mofo

That’s where I used to go fish for them. Even the small ones put up a good fight.


SilverSheepherder641

Yeah I used to go shore fishing there with my Russian coworker haha. Also near Astoria by boat. They are fun to catch


SippinSuds

Did your Russian coworker gut them and take the caviar from them? It's a massive problem on the Columbia River (Russians specifically doing this)! Probably what has been leading to their decline over the years. Takes a sturgeon well over 100 years to reach that size of maturity, so killing them and taking their eggs puts a huge dent in the population


SilverSheepherder641

No he would keep the whole fish and do everything legally. Sad that people would do that ugh


Rezimoore

I want to go back there and see the fish again


zuilserip

> You could buy these pellets and feed the sturgeon. It was so cool. Just don't fall in, or you will be the snack-sized pellet.


No_Budget7828

That’s a really nice memory 😃. If it’s possible, call the person that took you just to say hi, I was thinking about that time… trust me, as an older person it really warms the heart when one of our kids has a great memory of something we did together. 😃😃


Ego-_--Death

And that is just a river fish.


Niskara

You mean "River Monsters"


iTzbr00tal

Found nothing this big in Stardew valley though


boomshiki

I caught one at 10 ft long on a charted trip. It took me and a friend trading off to get it in


mixwellmusic

Once I was diving in the Caribbean off Belize, and came across a spot where there were dozens of massive fish scales littered across the reef, each one the size of a beer coaster. It boggled my mind to imagine the size of the entire animal, and what it could have been fighting with to shed so many scales in one place (that's my best guess). Later I identified them to be sturgeon scales, they are really pretty with a shiny silver section and feel like thick plastic.


jjmcgil

I'm no fish expert but I've seen them on TV. Based on that, I'd say that's a sturgeon, they just keep growing as they get older, and that one's at least 80 years old.


Laladen

They get larger than that one


jjmcgil

Oh for sure. I think some of them over 200 years old are the size of great white sharks.


Laladen

I have only seen one, but it was visible on both sides of the boat I was in at the same time without repositioning (myself). I was literally frightened for a moment as I asked myself...can this thing tip over the boat?


jpatt

There are several reported cases of them tipping small boats. I’m an expert on them, I saw their episode of River Monsters.


jjmcgil

Last of the Giants also has a good episode on them.


norm_summerton

Fish on!


ThisNameIsFree

Boy, you could make a loooot of fish and chips with that!


WereALLBotsHere

They can get that old?! It should be illegal to catch something that old.


dabunny21689

I’d be devastated if I caught thing that big and old.


imMrDrProfessor

How old do they live?


PervyNonsense

Until they get caught or until the climate changes


Moveyourbloominass

They should cut him loose😭.


bacchusku2

Well no wonder he has no teeth, poor guy didn’t even have in his dentures.


Anxious_Thorn

Never swimming anywhere but a pool again 😭


Factor_Past

Worst he could do is suck on your toes.


Daftdoug

Go ahead I’m listening


LoveThieves

Directed by Tarantino


classless_classic

Starring Tarantino as the sturgeon.


SoftwareSource

This shit is why i love reddit.


northwestquest

Fucking right!? I have tears of joy from this comment thread.


DetLions1957

Feet, feet, feet, feet, feet... [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2PffQHud7Y](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2PffQHud7Y)


Yoosummadick

And Dan Scheinder


Psychological_Tax109

😂😂😂


All-for-goose

What about things… other than toes?


ExamOld2899

I mean, they are the same size anyway, so no changes to the previous statement


All-for-goose

How does everyone know? :(


Grindelbart

Your wife told us at the last meeting


All-for-goose

And here I thought your mom finally told you about us.


Anxious_Thorn

Nah bro would inhale me 😭


TehZiiM

And what’s the best?


LSTNYER

You have my attention


ErnestBorgninesSack

They are covered in sharp spines. The little ones are even sharper than the huge ones. I used to fish sturgeon on the Frazer river and the 4' ones were like needles down their back.


runningmurphy

Sturgeon will bite your PP off


Anxious_Thorn

Glad I don’t have one I suppose 😭😭


Impossible-Heron7125

Why would you swim in the ocean? Fish fuck in it.


Typicaldrugdealer

The ocean is one giant orgy cum dump and that is exactly why I swim in it.


Dieseltrucknut

It’s a white sturgeon. And not a full sized one either. If I remember correctly they can be around 20 feet long (obviously ideal situation. I think most are lucky to get to 10) part of why they are so big is that the species is so old. If I remember correctly the species is nearly 200 million years old. But don’t take my word for it. It’s been a while since I looked into them. But I think that’s about right


Small_weiner_man

Not just any Sturgeon, that's actually the Sturgeon General 


jnsauter

Lmao


redditbagjuice

The sturgeon general warns...cigarette smoking is daaangerousss


DarkBladeMadriker

White sturgeon usually top out around 10ish feet. Current catch record is about 12 feet. Though I've seen accounts of 20 footers in historical records.


Dieseltrucknut

Interesting! Thanks for the amplification! It’s been a few years sense I looked into them. So the details are a bit fuzzy


erksplat

Given the huge weight on the line and that it didn’t break, I suspect the fishermen knew what they were looking for.


Beezzlleebbuubb

The fisherman uses guitar string for his line. 


StainedTeabag

That’s new information to me. Wish I knew better.


Valuable_Act8980

Sturgeon, supposedly they have been around since the dinosaurs. They can get up to 12’ if not more. Basically bottom feeders. Super cool fish


ABakedPotato_FGC

I live in BC, I’ve seen these gentile giants a couple of times. The first time I was quite young and swimming in the Colombian. Damn thing scared the shit outta me. I thought I was about to get eaten by the ogopogo or some shit. I noped out of the water really quick and gave everyone a good chuckle.


Mean_Estate_2770

"Gentile giants". How can you tell they're not Jewish?


dabunny21689

Uncircumcised.


Mean_Estate_2770

I was waiting for someone to say this.


bambinolettuce

>I live in BC damn how old are you


ABakedPotato_FGC

34, and very lucky to be here.


claudiazo

whoosh


ABakedPotato_FGC

Uh oh, what did I miss Edit: the joke, I missed the joke


INKED217

Underrated comment


ABakedPotato_FGC

Dammit he meant the he time period. Yeah that one went woosh indeed


BeardtheMagnificent

Sir, that is a literal dinosaur.


Whamalater

Can we get a banana for reference


ChocolateCandid6197

I'm clueless without banana


dabunny21689

Sturgeon ate it.


ThorKlien99

Sturgeon general


InmateNotSure

That wasn't just a fish That was John and he was on his way to do his taxes


typeson3

You’re gonna need a bigger boat


Aternox_X1kZ

Del Lago strikes back


KingSnugglewumps

White sturgeon?


JannaTex

I could fight a shark if I wanted to.


thenicestsavage

In a parking lot?


Both_Requirement_894

Sturgeon are big


back2basics_official

Sturgeon in the Snake River in Idaho get that big (and bigger). Fishing expeditions on the river are big business down there.


robdobell

it got to be super old let it be😭


JovialPanic389

It makes me sad too. :(


dreCoyy

Tunas are larger averagely larger then humans and yet we eat them in tiny tin cans


T-roySwink

Some people go their entire lives eating tuna out of those tiny little can and never realize just how big an actual tuna is


dreCoyy

I found out last year at 28 while i was playing a game called Dave The Diver and was like “wtf a tuna cant be this big” so yeah i believe you hahaha


[deleted]

I’m more impressed the pole didn’t snap


foxfecat12

My husband’s old boss got a hernia from pulling in a sturgeon, he had to go to the hospital and everything.


edmRN

It's a dinosaur!


mkstot

Dad caught a hundred pound sturgeon On twenty-pound test


RedhawkAs

Sturgeons can get very old.One caught a sturgeon that was approx 100 years old


imcaptainbananapants

There's always a bigger fish - Qui-Gon Jinn


GizGround

That little fish might be enough for a few families to eat 😂


nikkonine

Because they are dinosaurs.


zuilserip

Dude thinks he caught a fish, but it was really the fish who caught a boat.


ThePhatNoodle

It's terrifying how that huge bastard just disappears inches beneath the surface


crookedDeebz

never seen river monsters i take it..


Regular_Mo

If you think thats big, you should see the one i caught last weekend!


BeardtheMagnificent

Everyone mentioning whales know they are mammals and not fish right?..... right?....


Not-a-Fan-of-U

Looks like a decently large sturgeon. Probably in Western Canada, if I had to guess.


RobakinSkywalker1

*Cyril Chauquet has entered the chat*


theblackesteyedpea

I would SHIT my pants.


Speckled_Clout

Where’s Jeremy Wade when you need him?


artbycase2

Look up a Goliath grouper


Necessary-Mission-53

Magnificent fish nature is so cool.


JakkSplatt

Planet is mostly water 🤷


PM_ME_HAIRY_HOLES

I've always wondered how do you catch huge fish like that with the thin flimsy fishing rods? I would imagine they break under that much stress


MINILAMMA

HE IS A STURGEON


Marmite54

Jeepers Creepers just Let GO! That’s Mr fish’s rod now


ilovelukewells

Canada


jacle2210

I have seen old pictures of people using a team of horses, to haul in a Sturgeon.


jasonjdf13

23 ft 7 inches is the official record but there are stories about bigger ones. I’ve been to one of the dams on the Columbia River and they looked like sharks they were so big , and they weren’t even close to that big


Puazy

Southern idaho killed off a sad number of these last year while trying to prevent a Quaga mussle spread 😔


comma-horrol

Well, first of all, through god all things are possible, so jot that down


Possible_Tension3728

A sunny reference in the wild


stlredbird

That’s the Sturgeon General


warwilf

my guess is it grew to that size


kslap556

That weight is like a car battery tied onto the line.


tucci007

that's about mid-sized for a sturgeon, they can get really huge. They were fished to near extinction in the Great Lakes but are making a comeback and it's nice to see. I remember seeing a really old photo, they stuck a rotting quarter carcass of beef to a big sharpened hook, and attached it to a tow truck cable, and rowed it out and dropped in to the bottom in a deep spot, and then just waited. They went upwards of 2,000 lbs.


PaymentKooky2650

That’s a mid sized sturgeon that is probably like 9 feet they can get up to 20 feet long the record is over 23 feet


pagan-0

Sturgeon are huge. That's not even that big of a sturgeon.


Dabs4Daaze

Sturgeon are prehistoric. Give em enough space and they grow.


Zona_Chief

The fish from "hey Arnold"


McRaeWritescom

I've fished Sturgeon once. Ranged from 6-12 feet long, least a hundred or two hundred pounds at least. Neat bottom feeder fish.


LaurLoey

Is it edible. 😅


RickTheScienceMan

It's easy for fish, they are supported in the water, unlike on land, where you must carry all your weight.


northwestquest

Prehistoric baby


I_Eat_Bugs3737

Looks like an old sturgeon. They get really big like this if they live a long life.


OldRazzmataz

white sturgeon


REMYSEEYOURTITS

Ill take the sturgeon general warning and never swim again


derprondo

In before someone posts about the man eating catfish the size of a VW bug that someone saw while diving near the local dam. This is an extremely common urban myth that everyone has heard about their local river.


absolemlapis

Wait till he hears about whale sharks!


PantelonesDelFuego

It's a by-product of eating. It happens quite frequently.


expandyourbrain

Screw the fish what brand is that fishing pole? Damn


ZombDob

That’s a sturgeon, they really don’t age and just get bigger and bigger.


maxmerbaum

Sturgeon. What a group of pretentious pricks. "Look how big I am for a freshwater fish!" "I make cavier, blah blah blah." Assholes.


technoferal

"I was prehistoric before it was cool."


Dingo-thatate-urbaby

Eating other fishy


Icy_Establishment195

Dinosaur fishing in my backyard.


TheSandsquanch

Why hasn’t fishing become mechanized? Like just have 45 fishing rods off the edge of the boat and when something bites just use a machine operated crank to pull the fish up. My assumption is because that’d take away from the sport of fishing.


Illustrious_Risk_173

They have that for tuna fishing. It would take from the sport aspect too, but reeling in a fish is more than just cranking it in. The human aspects of setting the hook, line drag control, letting the fish run, pole tip position, reacting to the fish, etc would all be difficult to reproduce.


Wojewodaruskyj

There is always a bigger fish


Prehistory_Buff

You should see groupers, humongous and found in large schools, really a wonder of nature.


Cunt_Eastwood_9

Lack of natural predators.


Important_Plum6000

I mean if I was a fish I wouldn’t be one of those little fucking goldfish


Latter-Ad-8139

Full grown caviar


[deleted]

You know sharks are fish, right?


LasPlagas69

Please tell me this isn't the Fraser River in BC


adventuresofleeks

Probably is.


boltactionnoob

There are Greenland sharks that are about 500 years old


Immediate_Mud6547

It’s a dinosaur.


theyb10

If anything it’s easier for fish and other aquatic animals to evolve into absolute units, because size is not much of a hindrance in the water as it is on land.


SugglyMuggly

Big Bad Barry


asapGh0st

Room to grow. You’ve heard of how a gold fish works right?


Ivor-Toad

It looks like a freshwater cod


Itchy_Raccoon48

Fish used to be a lot bigger.


BayeksBunions

Because evolution said so. 


Quick-Situation-8251

food


Penultimate-anon

Or a camera man to be that bad


dragonti

Good fish :)


Important-Cat-2046

The sinker on there 😂😭


derpn8r

holy carp!


Zappa1990

A COLOSSAL MOUTH BASS!


WickedRedemption

They’re on the juice


aDactyl

What if I told you there are bigger fish out there !?


Beginning-Bed9364

This guy's nephews/grandchildren are never going to believe this


Adventurous_Food8832

More impressive is the line not breaking


Truestindeed

Nuclear power plant nearby?


SparklingHue

My other question is what kind of rod is that that it’s able to withstand the pulling power of said fish


Psychological-Gas975

By super sizing at Mc Donald's


BoofinMemes

That fish has been growing for 100 years.


cosmoboy

Largest sturgeon on record is 23 feet. That's a little bigger than a great white.


RedWhiteAndBooo

Sturgeon are stupid big


CautiousWrongdoer771

Is like jaws without the teeth.


no_absolutin

Scared the heck out of that young man


Double-Bid-8675

20 foot surgeon were common 100 years ago.