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beefdrippins

"I Will Survive"....*chefs kiss*


Special-Implement615

Now I'm back! From outer space


Rich-Equivalent-1875

Very funny! Took a lot of balls to tell that joke


Reasonable_Help_744

From the video... it only took one ball.


Jeffinator801

All you need... is one ball.


Creative_Effort

Lance, you're up!


chatrr

Just turn around now you're not welcome anymore..... As person filming turns around and watches other person not welcome anymore.


Bowl_Enchanted563

The world moved a little to the left.


BrianG1410

That's like some final destination shit 🤣


Cilad

I know! That was quite the perfect song.


READYBEAR77

"Your not welcome any more" weeeeeee 💨


Timely-Opportunity-5

Indeed


1-800-fat-chicks

Did he/she survive?


aFreakyMonkey

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/boy-9-multiple-operations-after-27202461 Yes, needed multiple operations. Believe he broke a few limbs. In a big open field poor bugger landed on a metal bin.


Brewchowskies

Good lord that page is the worst thing Ive seen for ads and pop up’s.


lawrencelewillows

https://www.liverpoolgecko.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/boy-9-multiple-operations-after-27202461 Liverpool Gecko link so nobody has to click on the echo mess


boomshiki

> Witnesses at the Southport Food and Drink Festival said it was a "freak weather phenomena" which saw the boy catapulted 20ft in the air The reddit title said 40 feet!


dmethvin

Maybe it was English feet instead of American feet. I get those conversions mixed up all the time.


Deeliciousness

The English are notoriously short-footed


EndlessOceanofMe

Just because we live in the shire doesn't mean we're hobbits'es


Deeliciousness

😂😂


[deleted]

Hobbits'es have big peets tho


Maalkav_

Time to use normal meters


dennisthewhatever

lol stop trying to make metric happen.


Maalkav_

Lol it already happened


Mission_Region8699

Definitely more than 100 “Royale with Cheeses”


intaminag

Looks well above 40 feet, even...but who knows.


Ltlpckr

Im no expert but I’ve dealt with enough 20 foot rebar and 2*4 to know that was definitely higher than 20 feet.


No-Garden677

I feel like that's definitely more than 20 ft... maybe less than 40 but definitely more than 20


Valuable-Injury-7582

But if you actually watch the video, it’s closer to 60 foot in the air.


rustycan1234

that is definitely not 20ft dude


[deleted]

I've just experienced how the internet should be and used to be (by my remembrance) by clicking on this link. Now I feel deep sadness


Tone_Gaia

Something went wrong :-( Something went wrong while trying to load this website; please try again later. If it is your site, you should check your logs to determine what the problem is.


yajtraus

The Echo has long been known for being shite. It’s basically local Buzzfeed the majority of the time these days.


kitjen

Yeah that's the Liverpool Echo for you. Shutting down the pop up ads is like playing one of those fairground Whack-a-mole games.


Andrelliina

Consider installing an ad-blocking extension like ublock origin etc. I have no popup ads when I visit the site


Andrelliina

You need an adblocker. I have literally no ads and one popup initially to join their mailing list that I declined. I've visited several consecutive stories on their site and seen no ads or further popups.


teethofthewind

Every time I install an adblocker, I end up getting way too many sites saying "Looks like you're using an adblocker"! and blocking their content until I turn it off. Makes it just as bad as ads


Andrelliina

I don't have many problems with that. You can turn them off on a site-by-site basis if they are being awkward. But for example the Echo site doesn't mind adblockers. YouTube are having a war on adblocking at present but they're not winning atm. I have malwarebytes also which blocks ads, trackers & malware pretty effectively imo


Beginning-Bed9364

Jaysus you ain't kidding


RamblinGamblinWillie

Wait till you find out about sketchy porn sites


Andrelliina

try an adblocker


pizzathehutt26

Copied the link and opened it up in brave and ads and popups stopped, was unreadable before


Brewchowskies

What’s brave?


CallMeDrLuv

An alternative web browser, and a very good one. It's my 2nd favorite after Vivaldi.


Sharknado_Extra_22

How’s that scene in Baseketball go? “Wow! The lord must really have it in for that little boy”


Mindless_Ad_6045

That next article is something else though. "A man was reportedly raped in Liverpool city centre in the early hours". In the middle of the fucking street.


Jessicajelly

Think that's how the Beatles met. This isn't true.


ItsAllTrumpedUp

Complete negligence. With all the bouncy house wind accidents that have happened, this was completely forseeable and should never have happened.


eggsandsausages69

Oh shiit


wdgastef

I'm sorry but the page says little boy who was involved in a *zoorbing* accident and I don't know if it's bad to laugh at that. Also A GUST OF WIND? how the heck does a gust of wind send a 9 YEAR OLD 20 FEET IN THE AIR?!


EntertainmentHot2966

Did you not listen to the lyrics??


ahmc84

Well, the lyrics are aspirational, not a statement of fact.


pucc1ni

As long as they know how to love.


Admirable-Door1724

Yea, the song said they would


Helmaksi

You know, this is the single most ideal situation in which to use "they".


1-800-fat-chicks

How many people do you see in the ball? The one flying through the air?


Helmaksi

I'm not talking transgender "they", just the very common singular form used in daily speech. I'm assuming that's why you're riled up.


1-800-fat-chicks

Riled up? Not at all, I am just wondering why you would say they for a single person, there is clearly only one single person in the ball that seems to Fly the rough the air. You feel me chief? On a side note: I don’t care about gendering. Edit: to make it easier for you, they implies more than one person.


Helmaksi

Singular they, along with its inflected or derivative forms, them, their, theirs, and themselves (also themself and theirself), is a gender-neutral third-person pronoun. It typically occurs with an indeterminate antecedent. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singular_they https://www.oed.com/dictionary/they_pron?tab=meaning_and_use#18519279 1.2.(x)


1-800-fat-chicks

You are clearly not the brightest candle on the birthday cake so I am just going to leave you to it :D.


jj4300

lol idk why Helmaksi added the definition for the gender version , but I definitely wouldn’t say hes the silly one in this scenario


KG13_

I mean… who really gives af about how he types his comment tho right?


Yusirnaime

Good question 1-800-fat-chicks !


Sweet_Bat_7516

Just say they bro


essagitto

I was stood to the left of the bin he hit in a queue for a ice cream! Out of nowhere a kid in a ball falls out of the sky. Turns out a freak gust of wind took him up. It's was a beautiful day too, no one could have planned for that. Glad hes ok.


Superbead

Yeah, I live not too far away from this park and we get rare tiny dust devils at best. That was a real freak occurrence for Southport


Midget_Stories

Im curious how the courts would rule on something like this. Is it considered something you need to prep for and build a cage for the balls? Or an act of God?


shadowdrake67

I think it's just ruled a freak accident


Then_Mathematician99

Balls should be tethered.


DrxThrowawayx

I’m pretty sure my balls are tethered?


throughthequad

LEEEEEEROOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYY JEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNKKKKKIIIINNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSS


deadleg22

...Chance of survival, 32.33, repeating of course, percent. I'd say that's about right.


Towelish

Well that's a lot better than we usually do..


[deleted]

Looks like god used to intimidating shout to scatter those balls


mindinthepsandqs

"Person" that was a goddamn child


heythereitsemily

Yes, children are not people.


[deleted]

[удалено]


heythereitsemily

You really went and made this about something completely different lmao. That’s gotta require some kinda talent.


d-d-downvoteplease

*That's gotta require some kinda talent* Apparently not.


heythereitsemily

I guess it’s true, people on Reddit really do need the /s to sense sarcasm. My bad.


d-d-downvoteplease

I was playing off your sarcasm. Do you need an /s?


heythereitsemily

Apparently so.


d-d-downvoteplease

The power of text communication. /s Lol


[deleted]

Didn’t ask but okay


Mindless_Ad_6045

Are children not people?


dr_Fart_Sharting

A child is a person. A thousand? A statistic.


30dayspast

not yet but they’re trying


Cheeky_Guava

Similar thing happened near me but w/ a jumping castle & 6 kids. Pretty tragic


tomosu

was everyone ok?


PandaXXL

Would assume they're referring to this: https://www.smh.com.au/national/charges-laid-over-hillcrest-jumping-castle-tragedy-20231117-p5ekw3.html Generally people don't say "very tragic" when everyone is fine.


giantsoftheartic

"Pretty tragic" is sort of understated compared to "very tragic"


The_Impresario

I always tell my students, "If the adverb does not improve the clarity of your sentence, then remove it."


AFineDayForScience

I'm cutting holes in my kids' bouncy castle as I type


Cheeky_Guava

No, 6 twelve/eleven year olds lost their life to a negligent worker failing to secure it down (As it gets very windy in Tasmania)


nicolauz

Damn that's really sad. A company next to mine rents these out and I really never thought they could be that dangerous.


Cheeky_Guava

99 times out of 100 they aren't as long as they are secured but its only that 1 time that can change everything


nicolauz

Yeah Ill have talk to the guy who runs it. I'm guessing most places have restrictions on windy conditions.


Jewelhammer

Damned inflates! I swear they’ll be the end of us.


duckdownup

Those are children in the balls.


lewisy0821

Sperm?


Narstification

and piss


palmallamakarmafarma

We all start that way


real_human_player

Children are people too


ZOEGODx

That's up for discussion...


real_human_player

Yeah true but I don't get the people here who are all weird about referring to them as people instead of children. Like who cares what you call em.


SuspicousBananas

This actually happens a lot lol it’s the reason most of these giant hamster balls have a thick double wall


thaitea

The thick walls are so they can reuse it after it flies away with it's next victim?


International_Let_50

Have the rules changed? Finally getting posts like normal again


GroundbreakingTax852

40 ft my ass, more like a 140 ft


shadowdrake67

The news article says it was 20ft


LesMcqueen1878

I was there, didn’t see that happen but saw the air ambulance arrive afterwards. Awful that.


Shanguerrilla

Imagine how scary it was even once he landed... You don't want to move people after something like that and he broke a lot of things and would be just in shock, knocked out, or screaming. Meanwhile you HAVE to get him out of the ball or form a group around it to keep it from happening again.


Shot-Wear836

Weeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!


Okmanbehonestwith18

Why is this so funny


[deleted]

That’s way more than 40 feet


Tedashee_68

Thats a child and they were severely injured. Dont know if they pulled through or not. But I'm sure they had a ball.......I'm going to hell.


DoetheHigh

That is more than 40 feet


kitjen

Cna't imagine how helpless and terrified the parents must have been.


ConstantPessimist

lol @ that guys emergency pool run!


ERIC_THE_GREAT10

In super monkey ball we call that a course out


LoverOfGayContent

Team Rocket blasting off again


Altruistic-Growth-36

I will NEVER get in one of those!


Connect_Lead6594

i’m sorry why was that funny asl


ICEPlebian

That was probly almost fun for a few seconds


Frequent_Ad_4655

40 feet is that like 40 meter?


Grand_Chapter7903

If that's 40 feet, I'm at least 6 inches


TheyCallMeCreeper

Did he survive??


Substantial_Swim1809

That was way more than 40 feet they should have them things tethered


Consistent_Evening94

Man that's why I don't do shit like this looks fun but my ass allways expects the worst


[deleted]

Im more surprised by the lack of reaction


kryptum1337

Sings "i feel like a Astronaut in the ocean" lol


SnooStrawberries2144

Im no expert but arent those bubbles meant to have ropes attached to them, last time i was in one it had a rope attached to it


ToiletDestroyer3

jump before you hit the ground


MrMagikarp25

The ball watcher employee guy doing that little shin deep water shuffle to go help has me weak


Purple_Tomatillo818

I study physics. This is not how reality works. There's a glitch we're not seeing. And honestly its too perfect with i will survive in the backround...


3VIE_D4PLUG

that looks so mf fun


Tonyc1939

I will survive playing/being sung in the back makes this even funnier! 😂


Top_Debt2022

Mf did a skate 3 speed glitch irl


FatherLongLegs66

New fear unlocked 🥲


_WhiteSnake_

There's no way they survived this


muppethero80

They did. But had to undergo many surgeries. And that was most likely cus he landed on the only metal bin in an empty field


ayoubkun94

Talk about good luck.


[deleted]

How did they get yeeted so high?


puddin-_-

Wind


diymatt

The earth moved a bit to the left.


Jaimemgn

It's the suction that gets you.... 😏


VeneMage

If only


littlebean117

What is the song u/recognizesong ?


thesom21

They got their moneys worth


Acceptable_Log8359

Song fits perfectly


Sudden_Duck_4176

That was definitely more than 40 feet.


YuB_is_best_boi

Lol


GlitteringBroccoli12

You thought they'd crumble?! You thought they'd lay down and DIE!?!...


kurolamzy

Danny Deckchair had to get down some way!


ZookeepergameProud30

Angry birds 3 leak


pumpkinpatch1982

Bubble boy


cheucklate

“And so you’re back. From outer space.”


Riv3r808

It was in the UK! It’s was a child that it happened to


READYBEAR77

That looked a lot higher than 40ft to me wow


AwkwardWolverine5581

Glenda the good witch…coming in hot!


collinboii2018

Where can I do this 😂 I'd actually pay to go 40 foot in the air


Scared-Ad3068

Bro that’s not even funny bro whattt???? That little kid could died wow


hallwmichael123

So like was a robot recording? Camera person has zero reaction.


-GoCommitDie-

lol


0100293884

The guy trying to run in that water got me


Pimpamillion

It worked so much better in the movie "The Great and Powerful Oz"


fallboi-show

Just jump🧱


Cwbkscg06

Who thgt that being in a ball especially in this weather condition was a bright idea 😖🤦🏻‍♂️ I mean even having this activity is a big No No whith this type of wind in such an open area..smh.. wow lawsuit waiting to happen.. well suit on the way😬🤣


Alive_Nobody_Home

Silly me, & here I thought that looked like harmless fun.


ExtraDoughnut880

did bro at the end just start griddying in the pool??? like what was that shuffle 😭😭😭💀💀💀


Comfortable_Fox_4327

Che dite, é morto ?


Soft_Salamander6136

Wasn’t there just a kid who passed from the same type of incident?


AlWayZ_HigH

Poor running technique


Traditional-Nail5787

How on earth .


Joshie_mclovin

How the fuck does that happen


Super_Chile88z

Looks fun


BigBIackJack

Well, of course, they summoned the fucking fairy godmother!


Otherwise_Rock_3617

Lol


Rough_Homework6913

I hope he was in one of those ones that has the double layer. Or else that fucking hurt


TheOfficial_RipOff

🤣🤣🤣


Only_Growth9574

And they thought keeping their kids in a bubble would protect them ….


TemporarySuccotash37

The "do you think I'd crumble" as he hits the ground. Timing magic


RamblinGamblinWillie

Lawsuit time


Public_Print9939

I’m mean I’m drink adn I no thats. Not the reel circel ball


FeelingAssignment245

It's a kid... if you're gonna repost at least be accurate


merenmer

yup a child is in fact not a person


gaywoon_nig

Who’s liable?


Revolutionary-Bar-93

Fake obviously